Wednesday, September 3rd 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 2nd!!!
The pregnancy having sealed his fate, Levi Johnston throws an impromtu funeral for his penis. - nikkifilms
Runners-up:
I thought "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" prevented soldiers from having to admit when they've fucked fruits. - ISprainedMyUvula
Senator McCain's original choice of a running mate falls to the wayside. - L Yenko
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Submitted by Sluttsville on September 2, 2008 - 12:39pm.
Right back atcha funny betch.
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El corazón no envejece; es el cuero que se arruga.
Iraqui watermelons are enticing, but deadly.
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
Senator McCain's original choice of a running mate falls to the wayside.
Hopefully "abstinence" doesn't apply to watermelon. Gotta fuck something!
Fred Phelps would be so proud.
"... so maybe someday my dad will learn to stop drinking and driving, stop being an 'Ahm proud to be an Amerikkun' flag waving redneck and just be the husband of a hypocritical sanctimonius cunt and live happy ever after!! and stop.. just stop with the 'he fucks watermelon' comments! We're not black!.." - Willow Palin
Submitted by DeeDee on September 2, 2008 - 1:36pm.
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lol.
I always wondered what went on in those American Legion Bingo Halls, now I wished I didn't.
Tomb of the unknown idiot.
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I think I need a prison in order to dream of being free.
Yet more Kevin Spacey vacation pics from Croatia have surfaced.
*sing it with me ya'll*
America! FUCK YEAH!
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Ever the gentleman, Track Palin attempts to take some of the heat off his sister.
We all knew that Labor Day at the White House would never be the same after Bristol and her new hubby moved in...
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
This is what happens when you insult a band whose drummer happens to be the nephew of one of your fake friends!
Here's to the red, white & nude
Dressed and sober, Bristol Palin's fiance appeared on Scarborough Country last night, describing the RNC as a "fuckin' ripper, dude!"
Palin's husband sure is an attention whore!
Looks like McCain took the term "Freedom Fry" a little too literally.
Republican convention gets a little out of hand.
When Sarah Palin told McCain that she had proof that her brother served in the military, this isn't what McCain pictured.
Another successful Labor Day weekend for Sheeps.
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El corazón no envejece; es el cuero que se arruga.
looks like sarah palin's husband fell asleep in the sun again!
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
I'm glad someone got a hold of Levi's Myspace picture before it was taken down.