HoHan's Two Cents
HoHan's been on a real blogging kick lately. Yesterday, she blogged about Dixie Cups. She wrote: "samantha and i are looking for DIXIE CUPS... does anyone remember them??? They were given in school as a desert. They are half vanilla/half chocolate.. I have to have them before she gets back-so anyone that can help me find them-please please please, post it for me to see!!!!"
Dixie cups?! This is some kinky gayelle sex thing I don't know about - right? I don't even want to know what they do with the wooden spoon.
Today, HoHan got political and blogged about the Sarah Palin baby drama. She wrote:
I've been watching the news all morning, like everyone else - and i keep hearing about the issues related to 'teen pregnancy'- It's all related to Sarah Palin and her 17 year old unmarried pregnant daughter. Well, I think the real problem comes from the fact that we are taking the focus off of getting to know Sarah Palin and her political views, and what she can do to make our country a less destructive place. Its distracting from the real issues, the real everyday problems that this country experiences.I am concerned with the fact that Sarah Palin brought the attention to her daughter's pregnancy, rather than all world issues and what she believes she could possibly do to change them-if elected. I get Sarah Palin's views against abortion, but i would much prefer to hear more about what she can do for our country rather than how her daughter is going to have a child no matter what.
Maybe focus on delivering some words and policy with stronger impact like Joe Biden.
Oh no. HoHan is making sense. What does it all mean? I guess it means that the lezzie juice really is doing her body (and brain) some good. No wonder I can barely put a complete sentence together. I don't have enough lezzie juice in my system. Shudder.
And by "real issues" I think she means the feud with her father.
Now that HoHan has this blogging thing down, can she please teach White Oprah how to do it? I am lost without her caca-ridden statements. Only White Oprah can deliver statements that make you want to pull out your pubic hair in frustration. Where is she?!!!!!!
Here's a few pictures of HoHan with her part-time gay walking the streets of NYC. Part-Time Gay is really into smelling his wrist. I bet it smells like Mr. Limpy paperweights, crusty ass jelly, Parliaments and Avon Skin So Soft.
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aww the lezzie is also liberal
Palin lives in Alaska which is practically Russia, she knows all she needs to know about foreign policy...
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Like BLOWhan actually wrote this. The coked-up, drunk bitch can't put a complete sentence together. Did she even finish high school? She spends most of her day shopping, lunching and parading around LA with alleged girlfriend Sammyboy.
Like she even knows what CNN is.
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She has more money than any of us, and yet she can't afford or bother with wearing a bra, WTF??? I'm sick of her side boob!! They will get droopy...one day!!
Submitted by JuneStar on September 2, 2008 - 5:24pm.
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Yes... that's what I thought.
I'll prolly get hurt for this but she sort of makes sense. Still.
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Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
lindsay your half way intellegent why don't you go back to school?
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lizzieb on August 16, 2008 - 9:05am.
The sad thing is that Madge would look good for 50 if she stopped trying to look 35. And ate a few pies, drank a few pints and had a laugh. I don't know why we get so upset about aging when the al
O Good Lord.
Here she comes. She gonna get herself sum edumacation after this fersure. I wonder if that little post just made her head hurt, poor thing.
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NOva: I know, why DOES Hoodsies sound so gayelle inspired? ;)
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The only kind I remember are "sundae cups". They were vanilla ice cream with either "strawberry" or "chocolate" sludge topping. There was always a little stuck on the lid.
ZiggyStardust:
Because when your "HAWT" its God's way of giving you a free pass to do whatever and say whatever you want...duh
Hoodsies??? lmao....Lets just rename them...to LEZZIES....or LICKIES....or GAYSIES....
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Sweety please put on a bra, my tits are dead cause i was too lezzie, I mean Lazy to give a shit. Nothing like two tits pointing at your belly button at the age of 22, sweet lord lindsay...
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Submitted by UKer on September 2, 2008 - 10:30pm.
Hmm, methinks the lady doth protest too much.
How does her (relative) physical attractiveness hold relevant to this discussion?
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Nova: LOL someone call Linds and tell her they are called HOODSIES! Call Gristedes, pronto! SamRo is on the way and she's hungry for Hoodsies!
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wow snow....you bloodhound you!!
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Thanks Lindsey I appreciate you setting me strait on the whole Palin scandals. You and your family are truly the epitome of the well bred cough *skank* classy cough *slut* American family. I’m sure Palin is going to get right to doing an interview to address your concerns. Now back to licking the smegma from Sam’s crack.
I wonder if she and Sam the ham are looking to make 2 fucktards and a dixie cup?
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Exactly...Dixie cups are just cups. Little tiny waxy paper cups that you swill your mouthwash in at the dentist before he says "Now spit!"
I dont think those little ice cream cups that you ate with a wooden spoon even really had a name. They ARE yummy though.
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wtf were Hohan and SamRo doing in New England in the 1950's
Dixie Cups
Beverly C. Lucey
In New England in the 1950s, the Hoods brand of ice cream and milk products were everywhere. If our parents showed up for Open House, and our Third Grade won in the best attendance category, Miss Butler would buy us all “Hoodsies.” These were ice cream cups, half vanilla and half chocolate. They came with a wide wooden stick a few inches long--about half a tongue depressor, I would say.
It was a great day at Samuel Brown School, if we had talked our parents into cramming themselves into small desks that were screwed into the wooden linseed oiled floors.
After a day's work at the leather factory, most parents wanted a beer and a ball game. If we could beg and plead, "But Ma! Teacher said it's important. And we get ice cream," our parents would sigh and agree to go look at our crummy artwork and arithmetic folders. We were fierce third graders and we often won.
We loved winning, specially, since the fourth and fifth graders would look at us with new respect. And longing--or our ice cream treats.
The inside lids on our Hoodsies were blank, but we didn’t know what we were missing. Frankly, we didn’t care. After all, ice cream and school were not usually uttered in the same sentence. Only Miss Butler sprang for the Hoodsies. The Fourth Graders got ribbons and the Fifth Graders got a free pencil.
Every Fourth of July, the City of Boston would hand out Hoodsies at playgrounds in the area. Free. But only one per kid.
Elsewhere, Dixie Cups ruled.
In the 1950s, the Dixie company started putting pictures of baseball players on the inside of their lids. For years they had been using movie stars. During the 40s they used patriotic pictures, but postwar? Baseball and TV took up a lot of time and featured lighthearted relief about peace. Kids weren’t too aware of the Cold War, so they collected Dixie Cup lids.
In fact, if you have a mint condition Dixie Cup lid from 1952, it might be worth a hundred dollars. Sport figures and Lucille Ball, from one of the first sitcoms "I Love Lucy" were prized
Some of you people might be distracted by the name, Dixie Cups. A tune plays in the background. “Going to the chapel and we’re gonna get married.” You are off by a decade. The two sisters and a cousin from New Orleans did not release their international hit on Red Bird Records until 1964. “Going to the Chapel” is on the list of 100 top wedding songs of all time.
Collectors must have been disappointed when the concept of pictures on lids died in 1954. Just like people fondly remember Burma-Shave billboards that dotted the land from 1925 to 1963, there are folks who treasure the memory of the inside flap of an ice cream cup. As for me? I just wanted the ice cream.
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he's totally fem but i'd hit it hard.
Am I the only one that thought that was SamRo in the photos?
And uh, Dixie Cups are what I put my mouthwash in every morning to swish.
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wth? just buy a half gallon of chocolate, a half gallon of vanilla, and put a scoop of each in a bowl. NO I WANT BOTH FLAVORS IN A CONTAINER TOGETHER AND IT BETTER INCLUDE A SPOON.. DON'T ASK ME TO GET MY OWN SPOON DAMMIT! lazy bitches
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"Its distracting from the real issues, the real everyday problems that this country experiences"
Like what? Showing your vagina? Your "relationship" with SaRo? Finding you a bra?
Stick to your day job Hohan...oh thats right you don't have one.
Gay has worked miracles for lohan. She's becoming more centered. less NJ hag, no more Dina. AND, the hair color is coming back.
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aren't dixie cups those teeny, tiny disposable paper cups that you use to rinse your mouth?
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yeah Nova, i don't think that's the name either, LOL Dixie cups are the damn paper cups.
look at her freaking outfit, the leggings, the side boob, it's all Lindz!
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SOooooooo concerned about the Republicans, but more importantly she NEEDS THOSE DIXIE CUPS BEFORE SAMRO GETS BACK!!!!
She needs cups alright....the side boob is turning into the SLIDE boob.
So basically, she is eager to get back to the backwater wet-nursing of naive voters that makes up so much of modern politics?
Don't worry Lindsay, I'm sure that somebody will be on television soon to tell you why these issues are relevant.
I know it's a drag to view events unfolding and the form your own analysis and interpretations, but it's all the more exciting than waiting for an easily digestible news bulletin.
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Is that a pearl bracelet? I thought our favorite slut was all about sporting the pearl necklace.
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"HoHan's Two Cents"
A very apt description of her wealth and her worth.
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STFU LiLo...they arent called Dixie cups. Such a moron. oh yeah...and STFU again because no one cares about your 22 year old gayelle/maybe not gayelle opinion.
Yeah...im in a negative meany person mood. :P
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i wish she would learn what a bra is. I'm tired of her side boob hanging out.
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