Birthday Sluts

Nina Persson, Dolores O'Riordan and Macy Gray, sharing a birthday? Too awesome. Happy Birthday to all birthday sluts!

when Foxy Brown came out she was about 14-15, same age as Aaliyah and Brandy, so yes she is 29.

she is, however, a hot ghetto ABW mess! but sometimes I don't blame her, I grew up close to where she did and growing up in the ghetto DOES make you angry and hard. I think the only reason I am not in jail like her is because where I lived was just a little less ghetto than the areas around me....by like a city block or two. If you have never been to Brooklyn you just don't know. 80's, 90's is when they used to jack kids for sneakers and sheepskin coats!

Still no excuse to act ignorant forever....she needs to pull it together! Her and Lil Kim.

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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.

foxy is only 29?...in dog years, right?

happy bday to idris, anika, dolores, macy, ce ce, jane and all the sluts on the list...

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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!

Happy Birthday to all especially Justin Whalin (enjoyed him in Serial Mom), Idris Elba (too sexy), and Anika Noni Rose (stunning). Please Inga "Foxy Brown" get yourself together.

Virgos are in the house!

"Put your hand out the window, feel the force" Darth Vader

@ Chichi - "I don't know why but there is something I like about Foxy Brown. She is one bad ass bitch. Even in REAL prison she was a bad ass, not some whiny bitch like Paris, and the other sluts who cried for mommy. Although if Foxy came after my ass I'd have to shoot the bitch."

Agreed! I feel the same way about her. Although I had no idea Foxy Brown was only 29, could've SWORN she was a lot older than that. It seems like she's been around a while. I have no concept of time, I guess. It's not my forte.

there only a few sluts i care for on this list. Swoozy,Ce Ce,and Macy(of course!)

foxy brown is pretty its sad however that she acts like such a cheap ghetto skank.

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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?

Submitted by anna hannah on September 6, 2008 - 10:44am.

Finally!! a shot of a beautiful woman with some actual meat on her bones and she looks wonderful...............

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if she is beautiful, then who is ugly?
YUCK.

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I ask myself, is all hope lost? Is there only pain and hatred, and misery? And each time I feel like this inside, there's one thing I want to know- what's so funny 'bout peace love and understanding?

If Foxy is only 29, I'll let each and every one of you fuck me with a rusty spike.

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I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.

Jane Curtin (61)
Swoosie Kurtz (64)
Jo Anne Worley (71)

HB. Dayum.

Finally!! a shot of a beautiful woman with some actual meat on her bones and she looks wonderful...............

I like Nina Persson of the Cardigans! HB

Happy Birthday Jane Curtin, you ignorant Slut!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO VIVA LA LOHAN!!!!!

Fuck Foxy Brown- may she have another miserable year.

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If there's a cure for this, I don't want it
If there's a remedy, I'll run from it
-Diana Ross "Love Hangover"

Kerry Katona has 4 kids and she's only 6 months older than me. She fucked up.

Also, Foxy Brown is NO 29!??? I thought she was at least 33.

I don't know why but there is something I like about Foxy Brown. She is one bad ass bitch. Even in REAL prison she was a bad ass, not some whiny bitch like Paris, and the other sluts who cried for mommy. Although if Foxy came after my ass I'd have to shoot the bitch.

Submitted by Boob3rries on September 6, 2008 - 3:51pm.

Custom made????????????? *Sluuuuuuurrrrpppp* :o)
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIINNNNGGGGG!!! :o)

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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." "Say five Hail Mary's and six Hello Dolly's!"

"I saw a clip once & he was losing his temper at her because she only bought 1 xmas present (a ferrari) & couldn't afford to buy him any more."

Wow! I can totally picture that guy as the fat kid in Harry Potter!

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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK

http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi

*has no idea what we're talking about*

Eh?? Good morning everyone.
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Keep on keepin' on.

ELB- "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. Flatchested? A Man? Some kinda evil demon? A plant? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?"

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Flatchested? LOL I WISH! (custome made bra NON flatchested and chronic backpain).

A man? Only when I get violent and I hit dickheads while they run like sissies.

Some kinda evil demon? yes, sometimes. especially if PMS or abstinence are involved. Let's not mention both at the same time.

A plant? No. I have the bad touch for plants. Hubby has gotten me 2 and I killed them both =( I only know how to take care of animals in hopes of some day being a good mom.

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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK

http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi

Submitted by Boob3rries on September 6, 2008 - 4:26pm.

Kerry, never realy has lots of money. She was in an up and coming girlband, but got preggers & jumped ship. The girlband went on to become one of the biggest girlbands in the UK. Her new husband is only with her because she's dumb & buys him expensive toys - like brand new sports cars. *shakes head* I saw a clip once & he was losing his temper at her because she only bought 1 xmas present (a ferrari) & couldn't afford to buy him any more.

I do give Kerry some slack, because unlike Unfitney, Kerry actually is Bi-Polar. She tries hard, Ibut she's never going to get over the coke problem & the way she uses her eldest daughters (7 & 5) agasint their father (her ex husband) is disgusting.

She doesn't look after the kids, her step sister does.

It is sad. Espically when these celebs are parents too.

~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4

Happy BD to Jane Curtin and Swoosie Kurtz (from IMDB: "Her name "Swoosie" is derived from the airplane called the "Swoose" - half swan, half goose - which her father piloted in WW-II.")

You bet your sweet bippy I am wishing a happy BD to Joanne Worley!

Submitted by Boob3rries on September 6, 2008 - 3:43pm.

LOL Bastardin..

It is ALL good.
Your secret is safe with me.

We're missing peoplez, Bastardou!
We need more action!

Michael, my love= post me something nu! MWAH!

You know what I absolutely love, ELB? How everyone has nicknamed me Boobs...if they only knew!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. Flatchested? A Man? Some kinda evil demon? A plant? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." "Say five Hail Mary's and six Hello Dolly's!"

Foxy Brown could be 29.

She is using the same math that allowed my mom to continue turning 29 for the last 25 years now.

I was 13 when "I'll Be" came out...... that would have made her 18. And she had tracks before that.

LIES

CeCe Peniston's first cd is forever an all time favorite. going to the club/party? Whip that bitch out and run the first four songs I dare you not to dance.

Happy B-day Ana. I always believe people with the same birthdays share similar traits regardless of ethnicity, in which case rosie p., jane c. and swoozie must have bodies to die for underneath all those clothes and are cold blooded freak monkeys for the right person. just like my Ana.

Happy b-day baby, ah luvs you forever (even though you'd leave me in a minute for Idris Elba).

LOL Bastardin..

It is ALL good.
Your secret is safe with me.

We're missing peoplez, Bastardou!
We need more action!

Michael, my love= post me something nu! MWAH!

You know what I absolutely love, ELB? How everyone has nicknamed me Boobs...if they only knew!

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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK

http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi

El Bastardo on September 6, 2008 - 11:36am

"a rare slither...."
oh my...
Happy Saturday El Bastardo...you can keep talking like that....

On T: A list a mile long today and still, meh.

...aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

Pfft! I am totally uninspired by today's B-D list.

I fell off the wrong side of the bed this morning...

Pffft!

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I BET IF SOMEONE KICKED ME IN THE BALLS AND PUT SOME BACKGROUND MUSIC BEHIND ME, I WOULD SOUND JUST LIKE JUSTIN TIMBERFAG!! - jim

Yep Boobs. its a rare slither into DL on the weekend for me..shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! :o)

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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." "Say five Hail Mary's and six Hello Dolly's!"

Out of all the sluts to post a pic of to celebrate their birthday today, MK picks this Ewok?!

give me the CeCe
give me the Anika
give me the Dolores

Elizabeth Vargas, even

but Foxy Skank Brown?!

*pass*

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The lines between sex and society are so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

http://societysex.blogspot.com/

OHHH LOOOK!!!

HOLA BASTARDITO!!!! =D

Happy birthday to you lover, yah!

(see I gotta stay on topic, don't wanna get flamed =( )

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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK

http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi

Happy Birfday to Naomie Harris, my future lover....oh yes, she will be mine one day, i swear.
LOVE YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU NAOMIE XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX !!!!!!!!

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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." "Say five Hail Mary's and six Hello Dolly's!"

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 6, 2008 - 9:22am.

Holy shyte I didn't think that was possible. I mean, for a celebrity (you know cause they have money and all that and if they dont want to take care of the kidz they can pay someone else, and go be twats without hurting them?)

yeah you know? That/

Either way happy bday, but...28? Jesus, hubby's 28! And these sluts are even younger and all fucked up. Ain't it sad?

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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK

http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi

Submitted by Boob3rries on September 6, 2008 - 4:19pm.
Happy Birthayz to you all...sorry Kerry Katona I have tried knowing who the fuck you are and all I really know is that you're broke or something like that and even so I might be confused.

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Just think Unfitney, but worse.

~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4

I don't think Foxy's boobs look droopy--that's normal. If they were all perky while she was leaning like that it would look weird.

Poor girl's deaf, though. Maybe someone told her she was 35 but she didn't hear it.

Happy Birthayz to you all...sorry Kerry Katona I have tried knowing who the fuck you are and all I really know is that you're broke or something like that and even so I might be confused.

Lalala...never underestimate the happy power of Crayola.

(?)

Don't judge..I just opened eyes..*yawn*

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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK

http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi

Umm..Foxy Brown can not possibly be 29. I remember that Bad Mamajama just as foxy as can be song being popular in 1997. That means she was only 18 when that came out and that definitely wasn't her first track. LIES!!!!

www.myspace.com/eniloractrzrtroll

Habby Bday Macy Gray and Jane Curtain
Where'd ya get that name, Swwoozy?

Go to hell, Jeff Cuntworthy

Submitted by ZiggyStardust on September 6, 2008 - 10:16am.
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I just watched "Mask"yesterday and cried my eyes out!(your avvie)

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“I believe in a long, prolonged, derangement of the senses in order to obtain the unknown.” Jim Morrison
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Who told Foxy that drooping boobs in a bikini top looks hot? And the length of her fingers looks weird. Never would tell it to her face, though.
Me scared of the bitch! She'd tear the stuffing out of me.

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

Damn, I thought Foxy was much older. She's only 29??

CeCe Peniston is a singer, some may say one hit wonder, but I believe she is still a performer... she sang that song in early 90's "Finally" and it is still played on dance stations and in some clubs today!!! (It is like top 5 of my all-time favs)

Ugh. Do we have to looks at Foxy Brown all goddamn day? Doesn't she have another manicurist to beat down? Hurry up and violate probation already, twat.

HB to Jane Curtin, you ignorant slut (per Dan Akroyd), Rosie Perez, Jeff Foxworthy and Jo anne Whorley (I mean Worley, lol)!
HB to the rest of the sluts, even though I am not familiar with them.
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←

Jane Curtin, "you ignorant slut" Happy B-day.
Ce Ce Peniston, don't know her but with a name like that how you not be successful. Happy Births

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HB Jane Curtin and JoAnne Worley.

Strange, I always thought that Macy Gray was younger.

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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone

You might be a redneck if you play 'target practice' on Jeff Foxworthy's ass. Don't like him.

Happy bday Kerry Katona!

Happy bday to EVERYONE who celebrates a birthday today!!!

~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4

Happy B-day Jane Curtin! I've always liked you for some reason I can't quite explain.

Dan Rather to journalists: you're doing it wrong

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhHYR12doXg