Hot Slut Of The Day!

I HATE this guy. I have to reach for the mute button every time he comes on which pisses me off. Puts me off buying anything he's endorsing.

You know who should be hot slut? The hot Angela Lansbury-esque memaw in the Trojan Vibrating Touch ads. She always brings a smile to my face.

He is loud and annoying as hell, but I lurves his facial hair.

"I'm here to kick butt and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta bubblegum"

ha ha! I love this guy.

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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."

I love him AND his extremely dense beard. There is no one I'd rather be shouted at than him.

Thank you MK. You have once again reached into the depths of my soul and found love.

I love Billy, he fuels my meth addiction as well. I am disappointed though that he is hawking insurance. I'd expect more from him. Does Hercules Hooks and Magic Putty work?

Billy doesn't yell. He just talks loudly because you're not buying enough Oxi-Whatever. He's cuter than a barrelful of teeny puppies and probably just as hairy, given his facial foliage. I'd hit it. Repeatedly.

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

My husband can't stand the man he mutes him as well.

~ It is only when we have lost everything that we truly know what we are made of... ~

Billy Mays is pretty hawt in person. Or he was when I met him. 420 friendly 2. And he didn't yell at all. You'd hit that Michael, trust.

Oh, I hate this guy. I change the channel or mute it as soon as I hear that damn yelling.

Now that he's out pimping some "health insurance" (ahem)... I'm thinking he should be running for President. He'd be great at a debate.

OMG I thought it was just me that changed the channel as soon as he comes on. I love yelling at people, but ain't no motherfucker paying me for it. Excuse me while I get the ex to cut me a check...
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Whenever this guy comes on I just start yelling at the TV for him to STFU!! I cannot stand him.

Now Vince is another story. His full name is Vince Offer and his Wilipedia entry is interesting ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shamwow

My favorite entry:

"In 1999 Offer released the Underground Comedy Movie to scathing reviews. Lawrence Van Gelder of the New York Times described the movie as "a series of sketches built around subjects like masturbation, defecation, alienation, urination, necrophilia, voyeurism, casual brutality and mockery of the unfortunate." He added that Offer "makes the common mistake of equating the recognition of comic potential for comedy itself. For the successful, talent bridges the gap, but here it is absent." DVDs of the film were marketed via television infomercial."

LOL! about the ShamWow guy. I definitely think those rags are a "sham" and don't do shit. And ROTFLMAO, your avie is making my tittays hurt!

I can't stand this ho's shouting. It gives me a headache and does nothing to get me to buy his products that are "only available on TV" (but you can find at Walgreens later when they don't sell!)

Submitted by MO2 on September 3, 2008 - 9:17am.
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Vince was a Hot Slut before old loud mouth!

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“I believe in a long, prolonged, derangement of the senses in order to obtain the unknown.” Jim Morrison
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"You must buy this product, because Billy IS YELLING AT YOU."

LMAO!

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

LMAO @ throat made of iron! You know someone is annoying when your 5 year old says so-whenever one of his commericals come on, my daughter says "Not the yeller again, Mommy".
I can't imagine him carrying on a normal conversation. I'm sure they involve a lot of yelling and hand gestures.

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ILLEGITIMI NON CARBORUNDUM

He was destined to be an infomercial spokesman. He looks like a Chia Pet.

I met him and he's a real ahole.
and short.

someone should pour some oxyclean on this hairy loud mouth's face and shave him down...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!

OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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Ahahahaha @ Bluto resemblence! He is one annoying MoFo, and I usually change the channel when he comes on. But I'm sure he's one rich ba$tard - what's he done, like 5,000 effin' commercials in 5 years? I'd hit it, only if his mouth was taped up real good with duct tape.

Can you imagine the sex noises this hump emits, when he comes?
*shudders*
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I agree with others that Vince the Sham WoW guy is a better choice. See him in action here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJEKqI1e714

Do they have a special agency that handles annoying infomercial types? Is there a special school of acting for these winners? How did they luck into a "Role of a Lifetime"?

But what about the inventor of the "infomercial", Ron Popeil? He's the Daddy of the genre.

Hey--you guys forgot about....SPACEBAGS!

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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon

I almost passed out, when I saw he is now endorsing insurance.
How do you go from sellin oxyclean to selling insurance.

No Read, No Shade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I also despise the ProActiv douche and that weightloss football-loving cunt.
I'd like to make her eat her extensions.

Anybody ever notice Dennis Miller's Yinzer accent? At least he doesn't scream it at you like Billy Mays.

I hate this guy more than anyone on TV! I think there are many others with us. If you google "hating Billy Mays" you'd be surprised. Jillian Barberie sucks pretty bad too - especially when she's on your local morning news show (Good Day LA). Her commercial doesn't even come close to illustrating the fuckery that is she..

But Billy Mays, ugh. I'd love to throw him down a trash compactor.

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KA-BOOM!

No, not the cleaning product.. I just put a little sumpin sumpin in Billy's bag.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on September 3, 2008 - 7:36am.
Newportjoey, I don't know anyone in the Mafia, so when you get this dude, please add to the list the Proactiv douche who "puts it on my face at night and when I wake up in the morning, YOU don't have acne!" I hate that stupid moron.

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I hate that guy too.

I also hate that bitch Jillian Barberi who does the nutrisystem commercial. The one where she's all "I LOVE Football. What girl can say that?"

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH. She's such a skanky whore.

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You have to see the new product that he is hawking. I don't remember what it is called, but it makes sliders! Is there really anything better than minature burgers?

LMFAO my son would LOVE to see Billy Mays' ass falling down!!! hahahaha He's only six and can't stand this guy. He has to change the channel when he sees him. He also hates Showbiz Tonight. LOL

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on September 3, 2008 - 7:36am.
Newportjoey, I don't know anyone in the Mafia, so when you get this dude, please add to the list the Proactiv douche who "puts it on my face at night and when I wake up in the morning, YOU don't have acne!" I hate that stupid moron.

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*In Buffalo Bill voice* It puts Proactiv on its skin, or else it gets the zits, again.

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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon

This guy irks me, but he isn't as bad as this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSQVVHyvOZU

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You fargin sneaky bastage.

Newportjoey, I don't know anyone in the Mafia, so when you get this dude, please add to the list the Proactiv douche who "puts it on my face at night and when I wake up in the morning, YOU don't have acne!" I hate that stupid moron.

I despise this screaming Bluto. I switch the channel, refuse to buy anything he endorces. The runty Vince from Sham Wow is a douche too.

I swear, if I had a boyfriend in the Mafia, they would be the first two to go....along with the asshole that does the "Head ON!!! Directly to the Forehead" campaign.

Owwww, Joey needs a Zoloft..

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

No probs MJF...

Here's the post for your entertainment:

http://www.dlisted.com/node/27375

OXICLEAN WILL KEEP MY SHIT CLEAN, AND THAT'S WORTH YELLING ABOUT!

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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon

IV - oops. Sorry! I'm not here regularly any more, I probably missed it! He IS a Hot Slut, though! And right on about the Bluto reference!

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

I HATE THIS LOUD ASS MOTHER EFFER!!!!!!!!!!!

(in best Billy voice)

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

MJF-Vince, the ShamWow guy has already been a HSotD. But for sure he's the best! Love him!

Submitted by MJF on September 3, 2008 - 8:21am.
Nope. If you're going to nominate a commercial hawker for HSoTD, you'd be nuts not to choose Vince, the ShamWow! dude. I'd take his ass over BILLY MAYS in a street fight any day.

I actually think the Sham Wow guy was HSoTD about a month ago.

ha ha ha

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Dick happens! - MK

He's supposed to be rich...I guess screaming at people to buy shit products gets you bank these days. Billy Mays reminds me too much of Bluto to be attractive to me.

MJF: We had Meth-Face ShamWOW Vince a few weeks back. Let me find it...

Nope. If you're going to nominate a commercial hawker for HSoTD, you'd be nuts not to choose Vince, the ShamWow! dude. I'd take his ass over BILLY MAYS in a street fight any day.

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

..His voice gives me nightmares...

Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on September 3, 2008 - 7:50am.
And he's a fellow Pittsburgher!
I swear we have the worst accent in the USA.

I didn't know he's from Pgh, and I have to agree about the accent.

My mother has the thickest yinzer accent, it makes me cringe.

I'd love to work his balls.

Submitted by KD on September 3, 2008 - 8:01am.
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Exactly, I feel like I've done something wrong and he is yelling at me. In fact, I won't purchase the products he endorses, until he learns to tone it down. I can't imagine how loud he gets in the sack..."HI....I'M BILLY MAYS, AND I AM ABOUT TO DUMP AN AMAZING PRODUCT INTO YOU CALLED MY WAD".

I'D HIT IT!

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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08

Now there's a hot slut!