The Only Reason To Watch
The new "90210" premiered last night...and...well..I tried! It's like a limp dick to me. It's not something that I would ever crave, but if I have nothing else to do, I'll make it work. It was pretty boring and I spent most of the 2-hours picking at my dog's eye boogies. And his eye boogies have more personality than some of the dreary fools in this show. Most of these skanks need to go back to the oatmeal factory they came from.
The main chick, Annie Wilson, is about as likeable as a plate of soggy 2 day old fries. She's totally a "High School Musical" reject and that's saying a lot. And Ali Lohan called, she wants her non-personality back.
The chick who is supposed to be the "bitchy" one is anything but! I had high hopes for Naomi Clark. Shouldn't she have a coke problem, bulimia, IBS or sticky fingers?! Something! And she looks like a salesperson at the Ann Taylor outlet store. All she did was pout and try to sex everybody up with her eyes. Speaking of eyes, Naomi's mom had serious crazy eyes! She could play Tricia Walsh-Smith in a TV movie.
Lucille Bluth basically played Lucille Bluth. But she did it better on "Arrested Development." The only bitch, besides Brenda of course, that I could tolerate was the pill-popping crackhead who has to pay her mom's mortgage or some shit. She's a welfare version of Nelly Furtado, but at least she had some real problems! Sadly, you know she's going to OD and that Ali Lohan wannabe is going to get the lead in "Spring Awakening." They always kill off the ones that I love.
Now to the real star of the show......Brenda Fucking Walsh! It was so nice to see her wonky eye back as the main bitch of Beverly Hills. Some lovely soul compiled Brenda and Kelly's two scenes together (above). Kelly isn't going to know what hit her skeezy ass! Brenda is playing nicey now, but things better change. I saw the way Brenda was checking out Kelly's new man with her one good eye. Brenda is back for blood....and school teacher jizz.
That's if the writers don't fuck it up by making her "nice" and "sweet." No. And if Brenda doesn't take over the lead in the high school musical at the last minute, I'm going to delete this shit from my Tivo! Okay, I won't, but I'll think about it for a long ass time.
Ok your obsession with Brenda Walsh has gone TOO far, did you not notice that the return of the New Kids on the Block flashed on there for a second?! And you didn't post ANYTHING about it either! You are so fired, MK!
Your face!
I wonder if Brandon really told her to say that?
The fact that MK decided to call the person who slapped these scenes together a "lovely soul" melts my heart.
Submitted by La Angel on September 3, 2008 - 3:12pm.
Shenea Grimes was on Canada's original 90210 remake, Degrassi: TNG.
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That wasn't a remake, silly. It was a spin-off from an OLD Canadian show called Degrassi Street.
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I yoled! (yawned out loud)
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couldn't make it to the last hour. pretty bad. they all looked like they were in their 30's (yes i realize the original cast was as well). had nothing to do with school or real teen life even at a beverly hills school....high school students hanging out at a nightclub drinking wine and cocktails, HUH?.
I watched the whole thing. I'm younger so I never watched the first 90210 but hearing you all rave about it made me give the new version a shot. Meh, pretty boring. All the girls looked REALLY skinny. No I'm not some fat bitch sitting in my living room and hating on good-looking, lean girls. These girls weren't lean, they were really, really skinny. Aside from that, none of the guys were hot...maybe the adopted kid, but he's not even supposed to be the hearthrob, I mean c'mon, he's the minority dude not the mainstream jock but somehow they cast a much better looking guy in him. Overall this was pretty bland, hope it gets better.
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I thought Naomi looked like Elisabeth Berkeley from Saved By the Bell.
Dude, this shit was good. I totally liked it. "Ethan" and "George" were way hotter than Brandon and Dylan ever were. It's a new generation people. Life is different now than it was back in the 90s. The only thing I don't like about this show is Silver's blog. Which is an actual website.. they went viral. theviciouscircle.com it's not as cool looking as the one on the show, but it's still cool none the less. I just feel they didn't have to go the Gossip Girl way by adding the blog. But it is the 21s Century and -obviously- we are all blog crazy. The other thing I didn't like about the show was the damn cameo by Cory Kennedy! I hate Cory Kennedy!!!!!!!!!!!!! But whatev... Cobrasnake's quick cameo made it all better. I think this show has potential, just kill off the Grandma give us a closeted Lacrosse team member and it will be perfect. Also, BRING TORI SPELLING BACK!!!
btw... I loved the inside joke about Andrea's daughter looking 30... lols for days!
Shenea Grimes was on Canada's original 90210 remake, Degrassi: TNG. She was the slutty Christian girl or something like that...
Totally from the Ali Lohan clan of dressed-up oatmeal.
Naomi was to old for the part. It looked liked she went to college and has been working a couple years.
I watched EVERY damn episode of the original and sad to say I watched this 2 hour shit fest. It was just as cheesy as the original...but with Lucille Bluth! It will be my guilty pleasure (all the WB shows are). And Kelly Taylor is a fatass, she needs spanx and pants-NO SKIRTS!
I couldn't get over the fact that Naomi is really only 21 in real life...she looks 35 and absolutely ridiculous as a high school student...I watched the original series from when it started till the bitter end and it was bad then but I loved to hate it. This is so pathetic to say, but I am hooked on this show too because it is as bad if not worse than the original! Annie is one incredibly annoying pain in the ass and my fondest wish is for something horrible to happen to her character!!!!
I had to watch it! You can't bash something unless you've actually seen it - so there you have it. Brenda and Kelly look old as dirt! Brenda certainly hasn't aged well compared to Kelly. Kelly's legs look like tree stumps and she needs to stick to longer skirts or pants. Overall, I think it dragged out. It actually makes me want to puke knowing that high schoolers in that town actually drive to school in those sport cars. I thought the kid with the "jet" was completely over the fucking top! Seriously, I don't know any rich 17 year olds whose parents would allow them access to the private jet! I think they went overboard with this show. It's 90210 x 10 !!
If the Annie chick wore a blonde wig, she could be confused for Heidi Montag. Then Spencer would take her hostage and Heidi would show up for taping and act like "what? it's me guys! seriously!"
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Submitted by beantown68 on September 3, 2008 - 11:08am.
what is happening with Brenda's teeth? Did they look crazy or what? And they both have had some serious work done. Also, did anyone catch Kelly's mother on the next episode....
uh yeah! cant wait till that drunk bitch makes her appearance.
jackie is only good when drunk.
This clip is enough for me....I can't believe they remade this, what's next "Saved By The Bell"? oh wait they tried that already it was called "Saved By The Bell: The New Class" and it SUCKED!
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why was everyone so skinny? Even Lori Loughlin looked anorexic...its pretty bad when Brenda Walsh was the chubby one compared to the hs girls on this show. thought the bj in the beginning was a bit rdiculous as well
Did anyone notice that something funky was happening with Brenda's teeth? It used to bother me back in the day..but now she is so horsey-like, her mouth was very distracting!
i thought it was fun. whatever...a bunch of hotties squeezed into an hour is enough reason for me to watch. besides, i need something to occupy my time between gossip girl and top model.
sad, i know.
what is happening with Brenda's teeth? Did they look crazy or what? And they both have had some serious work done. Also, did anyone catch Kelly's mother on the next episode....
Submitted by Salem13 on September 3, 2008 - 9:41am.
People watched this? This shit is the same as The Hills, The O.C., Gossip Girl rich white kids with "problems".
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This shit isn't just the same--it's the pioneer of all those other crap shows. Not like that's anything to be proud of.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Did anyone notice that the 30 ish looking teen reading the daily events for their morning broadcast introduced herself as Hannah Zuckerman-Valasquez?
That would be Andrea's and Jessies child..
who was born when they were in college.
Then we meet Erin Silver.."Silver"..who is Kelly's half sister..
that kid was born when they were in highschool..
is Zuckerman-Valasquez smart or Silver dumb?
But..you never saw Zuckerman-Valasquez again..maybe they caught their own error.
The show sucks..I love Brenda..who looks totally bloated..
Is Brandon the baby-daddy to Kelly's child??
It kinda looked like Steve Sanders..and his mother is Samantha Sanders..and the kid's name is Sammy..
I have so many questions..
and too much time on my hands!
Let's see how long Brenda 'Picasso Face' Walsh lasts on this dumbass show. I gotta admit, I did watch 90210 in the 90's but I'll be damned if I'm gonna waste my time watching this new load of crap, fuck that noise!
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People watched this? This shit is the same as The Hills, The O.C., Gossip Girl rich white kids with "problems".
I only saw the 2nd 1/2
Aww, I can't believe I missed it. I was honestly going to give it a shot in honor of Brenda. Anyone know when I can catch the episode again? Nope, no TIVO for me.
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
You forgot about Nat MK. He was the true star of the show.
I only lasted 6 minutes. The show was awful. Also, Shenae Grimes (Annie or whatev) is a horrible actress. She sucked in Degrassi and she sucks on 90210. I love how Jessica Walter basically played Lucille Bluth. Unfortunately, my love for her wasn't strong enough to keep watching.
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Tried to watch it but kept falling asleep....boring as hell. They introduced too many characters too soon that I just lost interest. The writing and story lines were so cliché and predictable...none of the characters are likable, pretty fucking annoying would be best term to describe them all, especially the main character Annie. I literally threw the remote at the tv because I couldnt handle her anymore.
And was it not in their budget to feed these bitches? They all have bodies of 10 yr old boys.
I like Kelly's hair.
I forgot how much these bitches just stare at each other or other people without saying a word...
what is wrong with me...I LOVE BRENDA SO MUCH!!! there wasn't enough brenda. everything else sucked. don't they know they should be building a spinoff just for her character?!? god, i love her. and i read in some posts that brenda is fat. hello?! kelly's legs look like the melted wax of a fat pier one candle. ugh, and i hate how after all these years kelly is still considered the catch, even with a kid. give me a break. bitch peaked in highschool. anywhore, i was so excited to read michael k's take on the eppy last night. he didn't disappoint.
Submitted by Cooch.Roue on September 3, 2008 - 8:30am.
I pity any fool insipid enough to actually watch this dreck. I enjoy a primo Shannen Doherty beatdown just as much as the next gal, but there is no need to suffer through The OC 2.0.
If anything the OC was 90210 V 2.0.
Anyways, I cant wait for the "evil inside" Shannen to start terrorizing those bitches on the set.
I recently rented "Grosse Pointe" on DVD and the character based on Shannen, Hunter, is the hottest bitch in town. I can't believe they cancelled that show.
haha i was gonna try to force myself to watch this but i just ended up playing mario kart wii with my bong...oh well maybe next week...
Won't watch it. The Top Design ads are giving me a headache.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
The chick who plays Naomi totally looks like Jessie Spano.
the bj in the parking lot was kinda funny though.
Wake me up when Brenda and Kelly fight it out in at the YMCA Pool.
Submitted by Laura on September 3, 2008 - 9:39am.
I really have nothing to say about this,
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Neither did I. Wanna go lunch and go shopping? My treat, just pick from the value menu and you have to push the cart.
no, the best part of this show is gonna be jackie taylor. shes coming back and shes a drunk again...oh yeah!
I really have nothing to say about this, but the Top Design bullshit going on in the background of the site is driving me batty.
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I think I need a prison in order to dream of being free.
Uggg watching these to old hens makes me feel old as hell! Now I freaking depressed... pass the cookies.
I pity any fool insipid enough to actually watch this dreck. I enjoy a primo Shannen Doherty beatdown just as much as the next gal, but there is no need to suffer through The OC 2.0.
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I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton
I hate soap operas, nighttime, daytime, doesn't matter. It's the same crap. How many times can one person be near death, get married, have a kid, be near death, cheat, divorce, have a kid, get married.... and never sit down or wear 'everyday' clothes.
I've always hated Brenda. Team Kelly all the way! That said, I'm not planning to watch any of this crap.
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Sorry, I couldn't even watch the clip all the way through. Their voices are still irritating. And they still can't act.
"I saw the way Brenda was checking out Kelly's new man with her one good eye."
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LMAO.. that's cold MK. I like it!
Ha! Did they tell her to say "Brandon" like it was hard to remember his name? LOL.
Other than that - this shit is dry.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?