Sarah Palin Is A Four-Time Cover Girl

Enviromentalists have a nickname for palin, it is "killa from wasilla".

Submitted by jussayin on September 4, 2008 - 3:37am.
"Yeah, some people get it, most people don't and there's your basic problem."

I loved this post. What a great summary of what's really going on with humanity :)

WTF, does she mean by soldiers were sent into iraq as a task from god, what is this bitch talking about. Not everything has to be affiliated with religion and seriously it is statements like that which contribute to the american government having a bad reputation internationally.

People please. Is this the type of person you want one person away from the presidency???

Please remember that a vote for McCain is a vote for this megalomaniacal hypocritical sanctimonious slag.

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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!

I only caught bits and pieces of Giuliani's and Palin's speeches last night. Running the kid's around and a school meeting had me worn out. I did find Giuliani quite disturbing. He seemed like someone in school trying to say things to make the other kid's laugh. Him laughing at his own words was creepy. I just love how they put down people having regular jobs yet try to act as if they are just normal people or 'pit bulls with lipstick' in the case of our 'hockey mom', who would be a bad illness away from being President.

They try to call Obama 'elitist', but then mock the fact that he was a community organizer at one point in his career. You know, the job that they deemed has 'no responsibilities'. Way to put down people with other than 'elitist' jobs, you idiots. Typical hypocrisy coming from them.

I get so turned off by both parties when they literally make fun of each other. I know it is called 'mocking', which, IMO, is the same as kid's making fun of someone in school. Very immature. I gotta say one thing for those republicans though, they seem to get alot more pleasure in doing it. So fucking immature to hear them all laughing at who can make fun of someone better than the last person.

God forbid if Palin does become VP, but if she does, I certainly hope she is as invisible as Cheney mostly is. If I have to hear that nasally, irritating voice of hers too often, I'll go insane.

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"It’s fascinating how conservatives fail so often at the standards they are trying to impose on the rest of us."

Comment by Cala on WSJ blog

Attacks, praise stretch truth at GOP convention

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080904/ap_on_el_pr/cvn_fact_check

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"It’s fascinating how conservatives fail so often at the standards they are trying to impose on the rest of us."

Comment by Cala on WSJ blog

I think I wrote half of it GIG...lol

internal sleep timer goes wonky and wakes me up at crazy hours every night.

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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.

jussayin, what the heck are we doing up so early? *Chuckle*

Did you read this whole thread?! That's a lot of reading.

Submitted by Green Is Good on September 3, 2008 - 11:23am.
Nobody makes the decision to have an abortion casually.

Actually I'm not going to lie. A lot of women do. A lot of women HAVE abused it. A lot of women are idiots. There are also a lot of women who have children with willy nilly a thought, also idiots.

You know why we have so many problems? Because a lot of people are fucking idiots!! They act like child, they cannot rationalize, they have no common sense and they do some really simple minded shit, and they do it over and over and over again and never learn a lesson.

I used to wonder how people could live like that, until I started raising my nephew with ADHD and just looking at him every day like htf can a person not think rationally. He just can't! he's not stupid but he just won't control himself.

People steal, and they murder, and they lie, and yeah, some use abortion like it's a daily pill, instead of just using the daily pill. And other people try to make laws to protect the idiots, and to protect us from idiots. And OTHER people try to use idiots for their own selfish gains. That's what this whole struggle is about. Trying to control idiots who act like they can't think for themselves on how to "ackrite". And the saddest thing with idiots is...they don't even know they are dumb. Or they just don't care.

How can people not see how we've polluted the world, how we war and kill each other daily over some dumb shit, how we have greedy people who care more about money than people's lives and welfare trying to take advantage of the fact that most people are mindless sheep anyway to make more bucks, etc. etc.

Whether you read a bible or not, go back to Genesis. The world was meant to be very simple and uncomplicated...you could eat, play, run around naked. No need to stress or anything. And then WE had to just fuck it all up. And we still continue to fuck it all up, acting like it's so hard...because the idiots outnumber the smart and sensible.

I'm going to vote for someone who appears to have a modicum of common sense. I can assure you I don't see a person like that on the McCain/Palin ticket. Certainly didn't see it with Bush junior. THAT is the change I need to see!! If you are going to continue to let people try to control you when they appear not to even give a fuck about you, then you are a serious idiot! Yeah I'm sorry to be so abrasive with my choice of noun but there is really no other good way to put that.

But it's okay, idiots don't acknowledge their idiocy anyway and just continue to prance around the world spouting dumb nonsense thinking they actually did something....

And yeah there are people who "get it". There are women for whom an abortion was the most agonizing decison they could make, women for whom having a child also was something done with thought and decision making skills, still may have been an agoinzing decision. There are people in this world that "get it"...think before you act, do as close to good as you can without hurting anyone else, deal with the fact that shit happens and try to make it less shitty, and keep it simple, use common fucking sense and a thought process in what you do. Control yourself so other people don't have to control you and don't be greedy or selfish.

Yeah, some people get it, most people don't and there's your basic problem. And yeah, I did have to get that all out at 4 am and I'm done!

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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.

If Obama doesn't win....I will cry and then head off to Kiwikim's neck of the woods. I have always wanted to go to New Zealand...

Lovers keep on the road you're on...
Runners until the race is run...
Soldiers you've got to soldier on...

Don't forget our pets are probably in danger of her hunting them down.

Submitted by paris herpes on September 3, 2008 - 7:20pm.

McCain chose her because she's for offshore drilling

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Yes! and because she comes from Alaska. They want to trade the promise of oil for votes.

She lied about Obama rather a lot in her speech.
I hope the poisonous bitch chokes on a mooseburger.

Submitted by roxie on September 3, 2008 - 11:56pm.

I know. What would have been wrong with just calling them terrorsits? I didn't get that. It was purposefully trying to scare us into voting for McCain. Not gonna work this time.

Submitted by angel_i on September 3, 2008 - 11:55pm.
Seriously tho, I wondered that when I watched Obama's speech...I wondered if a larger population might vote having seen faces in that crowd they could relate to for once.

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Unfortunately, I don't think the oppressed think like that. My friends who are canvassing for Obama have a really hard time persuading hispanics and other minorities-usually poor. They don't want to hear about Obama and get the door slammed in their face. I think they have been told by their churches that voting for Obama is a sin or something. And during the last election-the black churches were very republican-very anti-homosexual and they got a lot of black church goers to vote for Bush. I think it's a bit hypocritical that they have changed their tune now that a black man is running for office-not that I'm not happy they are voting for Obama, I just wish all these people would think for themselves. But if you look at who voted for Bush it was very rich (tax cuts) and very poor (evangelical, uneducated).
Can't help but notice Palin's makeover makes her look a little spanish too---very dark hair and things-as opposed to her usual chestnut brown. I'm sure that isn't an accident. That is one of the reasons republicans don't change their stance on immigration.

btw - from the new york times, some food for thought:

"Didn't she give the same speech that W gave in 2000?

I'm not from Washington.

I'm compassionate.

I'm a reformer.

Cut taxes.

Yep. Same speech.

Insanity:

Doing the same thing over & over again, and expecting a different resut.

— Paul '52, New York, NY"

watched the pbs coverage of the pubs' convention. how interesting that they drew a wide line between themselves and the corrupt government in washington, broken washington

who broke it in the first instance?

and do they really think having some obscure little flash in the pan, whose politics have already caused a serious problem with her 17-year old (what do teens do? THEY HAVE SEX!), make stupid comments about the other side is going to swing a whole lot of women voters to their side?

if that's the case the us is much more messed up than it appears.

and the pubs took pride in stating that they don't want any government - well, the minimal amount - but what will they do when lack of laws and regulations results in plane crashes, food poisoning, road accidents? one could go one ad nauseam but i think i have mad emy point.

They love to milk the story about McCain being a POW, but we already hear enough of that. Giuliani should have taken into account that we have had terrorist attacks in our country by non-Muslims such as Oklahoma City.

Submitted by aquarius on September 3, 2008 - 11:51pm.

EVERYONE in the crowd was 1) old; and 2) white. Could they not even find a few token young people or minorities? Pretty sad.
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Hey, don't knock it - that's who does all the voting!

Seriously tho, I wondered that when I watched Obama's speech...I wondered if a larger population might vote having seen faces in that crowd they could relate to for once.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

EVERYONE in the crowd was 1) old; and 2) white. Could they not even find a few token young people or minorities? Pretty sad.

Agree with HariPishna re: they won't even be around in 4 years. So of COURSE they have our best interests in mind! Mmhmm...

I was willing to hear her out tonight and I did. It seems that they copied the Dems' speeches on change. They also act like being in the Senate implies no work with laws at all. So far, all I heard from her tonight was campaign rhetoric. "He fought for you" (talking about McCain's veteran status). Also, she lied about the tax thing. Obama had said he would cut taxes for 95% of families and bring jobs back to America. Also, Obama was for victory....in Afghanistan to find Bin Laden.

The Republicans sound really bitter about Obama's popularity. They never once acknowledge that he said their children are off limits.

I'm also turned off by the crowd at the convention. The majority of the crowd were old. A lot of them seriously don't look like they're going to be on this earth for four more years.

Republicans look to be constantly on the defensive when they snipe at Obama's popularity. It looks so petty. Just some thoughts from an undecided voter. Waiting for the debates.

The Darker Shade of Palin:
The Action Scene! Sarah Palin, 1996 at a Hockey Mom Meeting, 13 other moms in attendance

SARAH: As President of the Wasilla Hockey Club, I think we need to institute some new rules..

MOM#1: New Rules?

SARAH: Yeah, It seems the boys are playing a little to "Soft" if you ask me. I mean, no biting, no hitting with sticks, no kicking, no knocking out teeth? Seriously? Are we raising a generation of fucking hockey homos? How else are these 6 year boys gonna learn how to be men?

The other moms whisper to each other in disbelief.

SARAH: I don't know about you Mavis, (and she like points her finger like right at Mavis!) and your half-a-fag son Marvin, but my boys can take a few out on the ice. I have them practicing like nine hours a day! I don't even let them do their homework. Who needs that shit? At least they'll know how to move a puck around, not like some douchey Harvard grad.

The Action Part! Out of nowhere, a huge pitbull rushes in the room and attacks Sarah. She swerves, then rises, and attacks the dog! Dramatic actioney music. Then she gets hold of the pitbull's face, and literally pulls it's skin off the dog's face. The hockey moms gasp in unison. Sarah walks away from the whimpering dying pitbull, and straightens her suit. She looks off into the distance and says...

SARAH: Will someone hand me my lipstick?

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Oh snap. my rent was due a couple days ago. This movie might be slightly delayed.

McCain certainly doesn't look like he is in very good shape. Yes, he has a lot of military experience, but I think at this point victory isn't important any more. Being president isn't just about war.

Actually, look at the NZ Herald Photoshttp://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/2/story.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10530585
You have to click on "republican running mate sarah palin" under the articles photo. There are a bunch of thumbnails-gorey, moose pictures, pictures of her as a beauty queen, pictures of her in a t-shirt advertising that she's not flat chested, picture 13 has a picture of her outside waving to crowds with pit stains under her arms. nice.
The bitch looks so self satisfied with herself in all the photos. You think she'd be a bit humble or apologetic.

The fact they had to give her a makeover to get her ready shows you how unprepared and how unprofessional this whole dog and pony show is. If the bitch was that much of a contender, she would have been ready.
University of Idaho-that's all I'm saying.

Submitted by Grace Disful on September 3, 2008 - 10:23pm.
Why is Sarah Palin wearing the exact same hairstyle, glasses and black jacket in all four photos??? They were clearly taken on different days. She seems like an android. Uh. . .not that an android wouldn't make a good vice president.
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actually, look at the New Times photos that just came on-line (nytimes.com). They gave her a makeunder-got rid of the hair clip and streaks and excessive make up and black pant suit. Darkened her hair, put on more earth tones, changed the classes-and gave her really chunky ivory pearls-instead of the long cheap strand. Gave her a whole Nancy Pelosi type of look-less Avon lady-still a dumb bitch.

Vote. for. Obama.

That's cool but I'm pretty sure Mrs. K was joking.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

Submitted by Rigamia on September 3, 2008 - 8:30pm.

Alaska isn't connected to those countries and Michigan is close to Canada as well. On top of that, she wanted to separate Alaska from the Union and Alaska is geographically separated from us. On one side you're saying geography matters and then in another you're saying it doesn't.

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Alaska is separated by the Bering Straits on its western boundary. It borders the Yukon Territory -- one of Canada's nothernmost provinces -- on the east.

Ms. Palin's ties to the AIP (Alaska Indendence Party, whose motto is "Alaska First -- Alaska Always") appear to be that her husband's membership that ran up until 2002. (She's listed on voter registration records as Republican for over twenty years). She never "officially" joined the AIP, but did attend at least on of its conventions (in 1994), and has addressed the party as an elected official on more than one occasion.

Some may argue that her relationship is irrelevant. I'm not one of those people.

I'm one of those MANY people who would like to hear her explain -- in detail -- how she's worked with an organization that seeks a vote on removing Alaska from the United States (from statehood to territorial status and to a self-governing entity). I'm not satisfied with what we know now, and I feel that she owes the American people a further explanation.

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Submitted by WildBee on September 3, 2008 - 7:24pm.

I agree with you r5bales, I give enough of my money to the have-nots and will-nots.

-- Speaking as someone who works for a public service organization, I'll tell you that MUCH more of your tax money goes to bailing out corporations and banks than to social welfare. We provide legal services to the destitute and our federal budget got slashed by about 30% this year. Thanks, Bush!

You don't have to increase taxes -- and Obama isn't -- you just have to apply them in the right areas.

One of my favorite Family Guy quotes ever: (from the Young Republicans meeting) "We help those who already have the means to help themselves."

Next time you're complaining about your tax rate, talk to the CEOs who got billion-dollar bailouts or the televangelists whose billion-dollar virtual churches are tax-exempt. Don't take it out on the poor people who are struggling enough as it is.

(Not even sure why I'm posting this, anyone with half a brain knows what I'm talking about and the rest don't care enough to read it.)

I expect the Repukelicans to issue a statement condemning Obama for reading Harry Potter to his girls at bedtime. That was one of the books Palin wanted to ban from her local library because it contains witchery. Apparently the only thing Palin believes her children should be doing at bedtime is getting drunk and knocked up.

Better question, why is she wearing Barbara Bush's pearls...?

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RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!

I have a question. If Bristol's kid is hydrocephalic, or if she develops toxemia or something similar, is Palin going to sit by and watch her die? I am not wishing ANYTHING on any of them, but I do think it would be interesting to see if her principles fly out the window when tested. With the ultraconservative religious folk, they generally do.

Why is Sarah Palin wearing the exact same hairstyle, glasses and black jacket in all four photos??? They were clearly taken on different days. She seems like an android. Uh. . .not that an android wouldn't make a good vice president.

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

I'm not going to even peruse the comment section because I know there's going to be an annoying thread about how the "scandal" should not take the place of Palin's "politics". Ultimately, scandals have taken the place of a politician's supposed position on policies and/or opinions in these day and age. It's just one fucking scandal after another. Already, I'm against Palin because she's anti-abortion plus she's for intelligent design and against sex education in the class room (but as long as it's abstinence only curriculum it's "fine"). Whatever...McCain chose her because she's for offshore drilling...which is weird because he was against it when Bush proposed it earlier this year. Flip-flop, flip-flop! Anywho, I digress, I totally agree with Carrie Underwears, Jessica IS fat! (See at least I agree with something!)

Your face!

Jon Voight is going to voice her bio!

I fucking love this shit.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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The constant bashing of obama is just proving what trash the republicians are and the dirty tactics they are willing to use in order to win an election. I haven't heard any of the keynote speakers for the republican party really go into deep details about any of the important issues, consistant insults towards obama, people should be proud of how classy obama has been compared to many of the republicans.

Media is shoving obama down are throats? the constant coverage about palin, is now getting friggin annoying. Obama is 100,000,000 times more interesting than palin, i get bored when people talk about palin. And the republicians need to stop with the lack of experience bull shit. Is that what their going to base the whole campaign on? if so it is pathetic and lame.

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 3, 2008 - 6:08pm.
Her neighbors are Canada and Russia, which means she's dealt with international problems.

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Alaska isn't connected to those countries and Michigan is close to Canada as well. On top of that, she wanted to separate Alaska from the Union and Alaska is geographically separated from us. On one side you're saying geography matters and then in another you're saying it doesn't.

Submitted by r5bales on September 3, 2008 - 7:18pm.
The greatest issue for me is not choice or no-choice. Fasism vs Socialist. A President and vice president can not change thatwithout the congress' permission. A lib president with a lib congress WILL take more taxes out of your paycheck than ever. The average American pays about 35% taxes. The Dems will increase that amount to 50%.

It is your money folks. Why would you want them to take it away.

I'm not trying to be rude, but that doesn't really make any sense. You're saying that Obama will make a 15% base tax hike on working class families? Care to cite your source?

Everything I've read has been almost the exact opposite of what you're saying as far as Obama's tax plan. He would offer a tax break of a thousand dollars for working class families. The only tax I read about was a payroll tax on families making in excess of 250,000 dollars and that tax would only apply to the first 100,000 dollars. So I don't really know where you got your information.

And I have no real clue as to what you're trying to say about socialism vs. fascism?

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Submitted by Ashley on September 3, 2008 - 6:53pm.

Where is this "liberal media"? They'r either neutral or Republican.

Submitted by TT99 on September 3, 2008 - 8:04pm.

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I just want you to know that umm... I was in Drama club in H.S. and I'm willing to secks for work.. okbye

LOL@Carrie thinks Jessica looks fat

The Darker Shade of Palin:
John McCain Meets Bristol and Levi

The Secret Service Leads Levi and Bristol into a dark alley in St. Paul Minnesota where John McCain waits.

McCAIN: Hello, friends

LEVI: It's a pleasure to meet you sir...

Levi looks nervously, offers out his hand to shake, but McCain nods his head and Levi and Bristol look down.

McCAIN: Knock it off, kid. I know what goes on that whacky family of yours and I'm doing the best I can to forget this mess. But you get one thing straight. You better marry this little slut and you better do it soon. Or I'll put my hand down your throat and bring out your testicles through your left nostril. Don't think I haven't done it before, as you and America well know, I raised teenagers myself.

Another jalapeno popper falls out of Bristol's mouth which is odd cause she hasn't eaten one in days.

LEVI: I'll make an honest woman out her. I mean, I'll try. She's kind've a slut.

McCAIN: Yeah, I know. I said marry her, don't go making miracles.

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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on September 3, 2008 - 5:10pm.

Seriously? This changes everything!
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell

Does Sara Palin only own one suit?
The children are wearing different outfits yet she is wearing what appears to be the same, tired black suit.

May I suggest a visit to Mark Shale, Barrie Pace, or Austin Reed and pick up a few new suits? And, while you are at it, stop by Elizabeth Arden Salon and get a makeover. The "Ivana Trump" hairstyle using a plastic clip is so gauche.

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I agree with you r5bales, I give enough of my money to the have-nots and will-nots.

The greatest issue for me is not choice or no-choice. Fasism vs Socialist. A President and vice president can not change thatwithout the congress' permission. A lib president with a lib congress WILL take more taxes out of your paycheck than ever. The average American pays about 35% taxes. The Dems will increase that amount to 50%.

It is your money folks. Why would you want them to take it away.

“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”

The more I learn about this lady the more I like her.

I am so fucking sick of the stupid liberal media! Stop shoving Obama down our throats!