Sarah Palin Is A Four-Time Cover Girl
Palin! Palin! Palin! Sarah Palin made the cover of 4 weeklies this week proving that....well...that she has scary teeth. Teeth that could make a moose cry. Poor moosies. I wonder if Sarah also made the cover of "Girls 'n" Guns" magazine too? Probably.
It seems like the story is the same in all of these magazines. SCANDAL! BABIES! LIES! SECRETS! TEETH! KAREN WALKER! MORE LIE-TELLING! SCANDAL!
Basically, the Palin family has become the Spears family of Alaska. Somebody shake Brit Brit from her Vicodin-Cheeto coma and let her know that this Sarah Palin chick is taking her place! I want to see pictures of Brit Brit looking tore-up on all these covers, not this Sarah lady! Come on, Brit! Rob a Starbucks! Slap the artificial cheese out of Chester Cheetah! Anything! Handle it.
OK! Magazine went with a double cover this week. Michelle and Barack Obama are on one cover and Palin and Trig are on the other. Oh and Carrie thinks Jessica is fat, because she is fat! Fat in the mouth!

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I was looking around over at MSNBC.com and watched a newstory on that "Troopergate" that people are talking about. I didn't know much about it, but it is quite interesting. One of the people involved has just spoken out about it.
Here is the link if anyone is interested:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/26523804#26523804
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"It’s fascinating how conservatives fail so often at the standards they are trying to impose on the rest of us."
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The thought of this lady stepping in, and possibly running the US is just plain nuts
I just noticed on the Natl Enq, they do have brangalina on the cover in the top left...the only problem with that story, we just saw Brad last week dumb dumbs
Submitted by yeahbuddy on September 3, 2008 - 11:38am.
Uh, "yeah buddy," keep dreaming.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
I think Sarah is an intelligent looking woman. That sticks to her values. Her flaw is thinking her values should apply to everyone. Her family is lovely and not at all any more abnormal than most. But....Alaska is such a different story than the entire USA. It's interesting how the campaign is trying to doctor her resume to make it appear she has done more than she really has. I always hated hiring someone that really appeared on paper and the few times I saw them in person to know what they were talking about and then it turned out they really didn't and I had to fire them. I mean in the end...the truth always comes out. Problem with Palin....we can't fire her if she gets into this office. And just like Bush....at the end people will see what they did and how bad it was. And I guess Reps won't admit it as usual. Though they know it.
Stoney - I may follow suit on that.. writing in Ron Paul. Living in MA means my vote doesnt count anyhow. _____________________________________________
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Submitted by Stoney on September 3, 2008 - 11:39am.
Noooo. You're crushing my heart. We need an actual change. Ron will never win anyway. The entire world depends on what happens in America.
LCT,
"LET'S MAKE BEBES. O soooolloo meeeooooooooo! Bllaaahh blaaaaaaaah de bleeeeeoooooooooooo!"
We cannot make babies! We are not married! Making babies outside of wedlock is sinful.
Dammit, i'm runnin away from this thread. I have had enough on the good ole GOP for the week.
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Yeahbuddy has been here all of 16 hours. Not even a full day! GOOD GRIEF. I think the only people most liberals are scared of are idiots like you. That can't see the hypocrisy and double standard that spews forth from your mouths. I mean it's sad really. I think you guys need to find another board to play on. No one here is buying it.
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OH ALISON!
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Obama may not be right,some moron will probably kill him anyway, but its a vote for change and that gives me hope that people are tired of the same old crap. It means people want to change. I rather liked McCain until he drank the oil.
Submitted by Mopa on September 3, 2008 - 11:20am.
Research? Science? You just shut your mouth, you silly heathen!
That stuff isn't needed when there are plenty of things in the Bible that can be twisted around to let us all know what we should do and think.
Word! :-)
I'm a Christian that goes to church Sept-May because my kids go to Sunday school. (shut up bible thumpers, I am too a Christian) I also use Jesus to help raise my kids. "Remember, even though I can't see you, Jesus is always watching." I don't "threaten" them with Jesus, but they don't like it when I say, Jesus doesn't like that. (Since they are 5 & 3 it still works, but I remind my 15yr old that it's a small world, I WILL find out if you do something wrong)
Point being (finally) I don't think there's anything wrong with trying to raise you're family with whatever God you believe in, to have values and abide by the rules you believe in...BUT everyone is human and will fall down in life...so be careful how you judge others because that'll def come back to haunt you
As of right now I will be writing in Ron Paul.
In case anyone cares, lol.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Have a great day DLISTERS! All of you paid to be here to try to influence the independent crowd here, good luck. Maybe though...they will surprise me and catch on to your tactics. That have NOTHING to do with issues as you so dearly proclaim should be the focus of this election.
The "OK" rag is connected to Rolling Stone, hence the leftist attacks while they kiss Obama's empty-non-experienced ass. Bottom line: the liberals are scared shitless of Palin because she has tons more experience than their joke of a Presidential candidate, and they are angry that the republicans are once again doing well by women (as they alwys have with minorities, appointing them in many more high positions than democrats ever did) while the dems feel they should be the ones to do it, but they never do. For instance, Bush has more minorities in his administration than any other president in history, but you never read that. I think it's absolutely hilarious how scared the liberals are - and they are disgusting as usual.
Oh, and see how many hundreds of violent "peaceful and tolerant" vicious liberals have been arrested so far in St. Paul?
Liberals are, and always will be, a laughable joke.
Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on September 3, 2008 - 11:35am.
From what I've seen of him, I do have respect for Ron Paul.
Not being American, I really cannot understand the deep-seated interest in Politics. Can someone explain this to me?
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
@ Mopa on September 3, 2008 - 11:33am.
Thanks. So they both tossed their kids out to live a Lord of The Flies existence while they pursued their careers.
I'm seriously sick of hearing about Palin. All I know is that if there is an afterlife, I hope she spends it getting repeatedly mauled by polar bears. On a more positive note, Obama's daughters are adorable.
Jesbus Cristople I leave for 4 minutes and there's 75 new comments. You people and your Red Bull.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by Rigamia on September 3, 2008 - 11:21am.
I'd so vote for that guy. I love Ron Paul. He wants to actually USE our constitution, not abuse it. Man, if only the founding fathers could see what the idiot politicians of today have done and are doing to this country.
Oh well, at least Obama isn't a psycho dominionist who bans books he doesn't agree with and fires people who don't agree with him about issues in a town of 6,000. I guess Alaska's vicinity to Russia made a few of them Stalin-wannabes, ey?
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
I know a wonderful Allie on this board! Love you, girlie!
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Living Lohan.
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little miss: "So Sarah Palin's family is in deep shit, who's family wasn't????? It's normal, it's called "life". The only thing that is not normal, is that she needs all those religious fundie shields to cover it up and to add some shine to the usual crap. I was very understanding of her whole crap situation until I found out that she is a fundie, which is the same fuckery as Scientology, for which I have no tolerance."
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Thats exactly it though. No one is perfect. Evevryone has problems. But the conservative agenda refuses to acknowledge this, and furthermore points a blaming finger at the liberals for causing such problems! The conservative effort to "maintain family values" by banning abortions and same sex marriage is their main agenda but its transparent, meaningless, and hypocritical when their cards are laid on the table. We have the Ace of Spitzer, the Queen of Palin and the Joker, who would be Dubya.
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Submitted by kittycatastrophe on September 3, 2008 - 10:25am.
When Palin became governor she said that her husband was going to be a stay-at-home-dad. So that means that Bristol got pregnant under his supervision. So maybe we need to take a look at the father and ask where was he?"
Well, that isn't what happened. Here is the info:
"For 18 years, he worked for BP Oil in the North Slope oil fields of Alaska. In 2007, in order to avoid a conflict of interest, he took a leave[10] from his job as production supervisor when his employer became involved in natural gas pipeline negotiations with his wife's administration.[3] Seven months later, because the family needed more income, Todd returned to BP, and again in order to avoid potential conflict of interest he accepted a non-management position as a production operator.[10][1] He is also a commercial salmon fisherman at Bristol Bay on the Nushugak River.[3] Financial statements filed in 2007 show that Palin earned $92,790.[4] The combined family income of Todd and wife Gov. Palin have yet to be released. Their financial investments are also unknown."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Todd_Palin
If you are leary of Wikipedia, there are viewable sources attached to the info on the site.
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"It’s fascinating how conservatives fail so often at the standards they are trying to impose on the rest of us."
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i had agreed that palin's family was off limits, but i see she wants it front and center, so it's open season....
still it's not about her family as it is mccain choices...he didn't vet palin which questions his judgement on many other things...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
Submitted by snowpiece on September 3, 2008 - 8:27am.
Submitted by TITS on September 3, 2008 - 10:24pm.
Have you ever noticed that all allisons are also from hell?
EXCUSE ME!?!?!??!
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asked and answered. heeheeheehehee. seriously though - never met an alison i liked. not once. i try to like them, but they just make it so hard.
wouldn't you rather discuss names that predispose people to being from hell than palin? I know I would.
Never trust anyone named Paul.
(this is fun)
Submitted by hoozer on September 3, 2008 - 11:25am.
If you hate being here so much why not go play with your TITS and stay the fuck out of here???
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LMAO. That was too funny! What happened? One minute she was all into the convo and the next she's berating you for even posting. I don't even think your post was in disagreement with her was it?
DebfrmHell, others....too funny that the weirdo idiots (briguy2112) has been a member here for all of an hour! LMAO. How many of them did they send here anyway???
I knew a very nice girl named Alison in high school.
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Submitted by applehead on September 3, 2008 - 11:03am.
I knew this dumbass ho who had at least 9! She never used condoms and when I warned her of std/aids she would say, "well, we're all going to die someday anyway." That's exactly WHY abortion should exist, so morons like that won't procreate.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Submitted by TITS on September 3, 2008 - 10:24pm.
Have you ever noticed that all allisons are also from hell?
EXCUSE ME!?!?!??! MAYbe the ones who spell their names with 2 "elles" are.... ;)
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I'm just going to go ahead and say what I said yesterday because my position hasn't changed:
"I'll tell you what's got my panties in wad. The fact that a former beauty pageant contestant news anchor with a degree from the fucking University of IDAHO who has a knocked up teen daughter and refuses to put the polar bear on the endangered species list and was the governor of the giant state of population my ass is even ELIGLE for the position of vice president of the United States of We're Fucked!"
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
If you hate being here so much why not go play with your TITS and stay the fuck out of here??? Oh wait. Or are you another being paid to be here hoping to run me off? HA. Nice try.
When Palin became governor she said that her husband was going to be a stay-at-home-dad. So that means that Bristol got pregnant under his supervision. So maybe we need to take a look at the father and ask where was he?
aw tanks DebFrmHell! You know how hard it is when you're faced with picking a name... you just look around and see what jumps out at you.
Have you ever noticed that all allisons are also from hell?
I really don't get one thing: how come on our current stage of development, people are still believe in perfect persons?
They have never existed and will never exist, it's just a human factor. Everyone has dirty secrets to hide and everyone has a right for dirty secrets. It's called privacy.
No matter how cheesy "Desperate housewives" sitcom is, it is the ultimate example of human factor. We all got something to hide and there are no perfect families or persons.
So Sarah Palin's family is in deep shit, who's family wasn't????? It's normal, it's called "life". The only thing that is not normal, is that she needs all those religious fundie shields to cover it up and to add some shine to the usual crap. I was very understanding of her whole crap situation until I found out that she is a fundie, which is the same fuckery as Scientology, for which I have no tolerance.
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Regarding the OK! cover with the "Harry Potter at bedtime" reference:
Those books are popular, which I know is an understatement. Especially the audio versions narrated by Jim Dale.
A lot of parents out there may actually respond to something as simple at that in the voting booth.
Slightly off topic(?): I'm confident the majority of Americans believe anything to do with reproductive rights is not any of the government's business. Men and women.
Nobody makes the decision to have an abortion casually.
I wonder if Sarah Palin had a choice 20 odd years ago....it might explain the story of her eloping with the husband to get married.
I have no political agenda here, seriously. Just writing out loud.
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Submitted by briguy2112 on September 3, 2008 - 9:53am.
Is this what the democratic party has become? Is this what has happened to the democrates I know and respect? If you feel that you have info that would be relivant to wether or not Palin would or would not be a good VP then post it with fact and proof. All we are doing here is giving Palin ammo for her M-16. Have you become the FLAME-THROWING cry baby party now? This election needs to be about issues and Ideas, not all this crap(and yes it is crap). So either post facts with proof or stop the Flame-fest cause there are plenty of times for Debate and ideas without smearing a poor 17 year old girl with a hard enough road ahead of her. If you think you need to in the gutter to compete then I pity your positions and Ideas.
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heres the thing dude, the conservatives have long attacked the liberal agenda saying it is destroying the moral fiber of the american family. now here they are on the wolds stage represented by a woman who has anything but a traditional moralistic family structure. Palin is taking the GOP agenda and pulling the rug out from under it.
This sint about flame throwing. Its simply observing that the highest priorities on the GOP agenda are really meaningless and irrelevant to today's world. And they will never admit this.
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Hey Hoozer!
You just asked: Exactly WHO is in the gutter here????
Do you not know where you are?
I hate the comments on political stories.
outa here... well, this one anyways.
@missy: and that's why I knew better than to even approach that atmosphere regardless of just how business-y I can be! But I've felt the pull to put my career ahead of my kid as people blatantly ignore the fact of her. I just refuse...9 times out of 10 you can find a loophole that makes a balanced approach possible but you have to trust that it's there becuz everyone and there granny will try to cock block you if you let them.
So. The whole RNC is a bunch of old boring people droning on about righteousness and some Christian Country singer. Sounds like, if we concentrate on that, politics will be right back where it's supposed to be.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
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DebFrmHell:
They actually were having another convention for the disenfranchised Republicans in Minneappolis with Ron Paul and just as many people attended that one (15 thou.)
P.S. TITS, I love your name. LOL.
I won't vote for anyone who denies modern science, who believes in ID/creationism. This is equivalent to believing the earth is flat because there is as much or more evidence to support the theory of evolution and everyone except Sherri Shepherd acknowledges the earth is round. No one that scientifically illiterate should be running this country. McCain acknowledges evolution, but if he kicks the bucket, this breeding rabbit from the middle ages will be in charge. No thank you!
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Oscar Wilde
Submitted by applehead on September 3, 2008 - 10:15am.
Research? Science? You just shut your mouth, you silly heathen!
That stuff isn't needed when there are plenty of things in the Bible that can be twisted around to let us all know what we should do and think.
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Submitted by Star Jonez on September 3, 2008 - 10:59am.
Thank you for your support for my Epic Film, "The Darker Shade Of Palin." I'm currently on hold with Cable access Channel 6 in my hometown in Central Jersey. They're currently "thinking about it..." Yeah well, I don't think they realize that this is gold.
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To the uninformed probably being paid by the McCain camp to be here:
"Is this what the democratic party has become? Is this what has happened to the democrates I know and respect? If you feel that you have info that would be relivant to wether or not Palin would or would not be a good VP then post it with fact and proof. All we are doing here is giving Palin ammo for her M-16. Have you become the FLAME-THROWING cry baby party now? This election needs to be about issues and Ideas, not all this crap(and yes it is crap). So either post facts with proof or stop the Flame-fest cause there are plenty of times for Debate and ideas without smearing a poor 17 year old girl with a hard enough road ahead of her. If you think you need to in the gutter to compete then I pity your positions and Ideas."
Exactly WHO is in the gutter here???? This election is supposed to be about issues and ideas??? Really? Then tell me WHY they allow Palin's family to be splattered across magazines directly after stating the family should be off limits?? Sarah Palin is the ONLY one responsible for smearing her daughter. And why don't YOU give us ANY reason at all that Palin is qualified to be VP? Oh that's right. Because you DON'T HAVE ONE. I pity you.
"It’s fascinating how conservatives fail so often at the standards they are trying to impose on the rest of us."
Yes. & then when called on it, they bring up Clinton & Lewinsky. It's just like the idiots on here who can only attack because they have no argument to fall back on.
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In fact... I think some of them are replying to themselves!!
Hoozer:
Yup. And the Republicans still don't give Obama credit for saying the family is off-limits. Either they cite what he said so we should stop talking about her, or they say it's all his fault.
joanne:
Maybe I'm naive, but I think Obama is pretty genuine. Okay so he has ambition but I don't thin he's corrupt or will lead a corrupt government. The White House now is run by the mafia.
Submitted by Mopa on September 3, 2008 - 7:57am.
And here they come! Mysteriously just joined dlisted to tell most of us the Repuplican talking points.
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I was just noticing the same thing!
Okay, now what am I thinking?