Sarah Palin Is A Four-Time Cover Girl
Palin! Palin! Palin! Sarah Palin made the cover of 4 weeklies this week proving that....well...that she has scary teeth. Teeth that could make a moose cry. Poor moosies. I wonder if Sarah also made the cover of "Girls 'n" Guns" magazine too? Probably.
It seems like the story is the same in all of these magazines. SCANDAL! BABIES! LIES! SECRETS! TEETH! KAREN WALKER! MORE LIE-TELLING! SCANDAL!
Basically, the Palin family has become the Spears family of Alaska. Somebody shake Brit Brit from her Vicodin-Cheeto coma and let her know that this Sarah Palin chick is taking her place! I want to see pictures of Brit Brit looking tore-up on all these covers, not this Sarah lady! Come on, Brit! Rob a Starbucks! Slap the artificial cheese out of Chester Cheetah! Anything! Handle it.
OK! Magazine went with a double cover this week. Michelle and Barack Obama are on one cover and Palin and Trig are on the other. Oh and Carrie thinks Jessica is fat, because she is fat! Fat in the mouth!
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Submitted by Rigamia on September 3, 2008 - 11:05am.
She was telling schools to preach abstinence and not sex education. Her family really practices what they preach huh?
What I don't get is there's been yrs of research of the teenagers brain, how MOST of them are for the instant gratification, don't always think about the consequences of their action, etc etc. Why wouldn't you want to at least protect your kid with sex education? Teen pregnancy, which is a hard road, is nothing compared to getting HIV because of unprotected sex
Independants are the disenfranchised from both parties. I wish more of them were Democrats.
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Submitted by No Words on September 3, 2008 - 10:13am.
ROFL! I wish I saw that. That's a great line.
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I just heard a really good point on MSNBC...one commentator said, "If she was a man, would any of this family stuff even be an issue?" To which the other commentator replied, "If she was a man, she would not have even been considered for the position."
Oh, snap.
Hey, just watch. All those covers at some point...McCain's camp will declare were Obama's fault. They are soooo GOOD at that twisting game. You watch. I can hear it now..."Well the Dems were attacking and criticizing us so much that we felt we had to address the lies to our beloved voters." Don't feel so smug....you and I both know your beloved voters haven't a clue. Why is it that only some people can listen and watch the Republicans scream and yell how Palin's family must be left out of this. Even Obama himself has made it clear the family is off limits. And yet they see no problem with whoring themselves out to every cover? Disgusting.
Oh and I agree...the new Spears family.
Submitted by MO2 on September 3, 2008 - 4:57pm.
This is true insanity. Everyplace you look she is there with her children. Where was she when her kid got pregnant? Get the kids out of the picture so we can see her for herself and not have "sympathy" for a special needs baby or the rest of her brood. Why do politics have to be a "family affair"?
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I know as a Canadian I shouldn't be wading into American election territory, but . . . why is it that references to Sarah Palin's children (i.e. her daughter's pregnancy) are strictly off-limits, according to her fellow Republicans, yet she blatantly poses for every photo with her infant son front and centre? I'll now retreat back to my own little corner and mind my own business.
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Team Obama or Team Palin. At least we know this won't last as long as The Triangle. Where are the ones running that care about America?
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on September 3, 2008 - 9:43am.
I'm already tired of this shit. Wake me up when the country is further in the toilet.
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Wow. So the family is so off limits that the cover of as many magazines that will have them is ok. Alrighty then.
Lots of pictures of her turning up everywhere - pretty racy.
Submitted by angel_i on September 3, 2008 - 9:47am.
Not me, dudes! I'm a moderately successful business woman and I have NO qualms about crying at the bank if they're mean to me or hugging my baby at a business meeting...and you know what? It works!
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It sounds like you've found a happy medium. Kudos to you!
:) Unfortunately it often seems like women think that their only two options are to become a stay-at-home mom or a business-centered woman who is concerned only about her job and has little time to be bothered with her own children. This is not always the case, mind you - angel_i and my own mother are two great examples - but so many of my friends have mothers who were either too busy for them or had no ambition in life.
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Submitted by MO2 on September 3, 2008 - 11:02am.
This is true insanity. Everyplace you look she is there with her children. Where was she when her kid got pregnant?
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She was telling schools to preach abstinence and not sex education. Her family really practices what they preach huh?
I think the problem here is she shores up 'the base'.
I know I'm not voting for McCain...but that doesn't mean I'll vote for Obama.
So, if there are enough people like me around who aren't going to vote Democrat (of which I did four years ago and they still lost), what do you think happens if those voters don't bother?
McCain may have won the election with this radical choice...and what's funny is, given how ultra right wing she is, I'm still not inspired enough to vote AGAINST them.
Submitted by FatMartha on September 3, 2008 - 10:47am.
Amen to that. I attend a VERY conservative school, and the fact that I am even a moderate causes stirs. People call me a hypocrite because I go to church, campus ministry meetings, etc., and then say that I am pro-choice, pro-gay marriage, etc. In this town in central Illinois, you are either a conservative, Bible-thumping Republican, or you are WRONG.
THIS is exactly what I'm talking about! I believe there are more people center rather then left or right.
I'm pro choice too, but yrs ago I worked with a gal (her mid 20's) that had had 5 abortions. It was her "method" of birth control. Even though I'm pro choice, I thought that was some bullshit right there...it's not up to me to tell anybody how many they can have, but come on.
This is true insanity. Everyplace you look she is there with her children. Where was she when her kid got pregnant? Get the kids out of the picture so we can see her for herself and not have "sympathy" for a special needs baby or the rest of her brood. Why do politics have to be a "family affair"? Hopefully the kids don't influence her executive decision making. If you want the media to stop attacking the kids, quit dragging them along.
Tell me I'll wake up and this all will have been a bad dream.
At least this topic is drawing in the comments.
Hekki/Fat Martha - ditto.
I'm a deeply religious christian and I do pray several times a day, but you will never see me in church, or preaching Jesus to others, or even selebrating christian holidays.
I only believe in 3 things:
1. What you give is what you get.
2. if not in this life, than in the next one for sure. That's how justice/unjustice works. People do get bad karma for their bad deeds.
3. If you have God in your heart - you don't need a church to get closer to him, whenever you want it.
I really can't stand Jesus freaks, because those are the most hypocritical people ever, which just need a solid aliby to cover their sick, perverted minds and deeds.
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on September 3, 2008 - 9:57am.
I'm afraid of clowns and you aren't helping!
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"It’s fascinating how conservatives fail so often at the standards they are trying to impose on the rest of us."
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I'll contribute $10 to that project.
Submitted by TT99 on September 3, 2008 - 10:38am.
Harvey Weinstein and the people at Lifetime have not been been returning each other's phonecalls. Seriously, I might just have to take my handpuppets and do this movie on YouTube.
Submitted by angel_i on September 3, 2008 - 10:47am.
You have found the balance that I think a lot of women struggle to find, good for you!
Submitted by applehead on September 3, 2008 - 10:56am.
Yes, I understand now. In the regular working places, there is a double standard.
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
I look forward to seeing the comments when Brangelina announces its unwavering support to Palin...
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 3, 2008 - 9:48am.
mayfairgirl,
You made it too easy. Too lazy. Dlisters, take this one.
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I'm feeling pretty lazy too today. I'm sitting in bed with my laptop trying not to fall asleep. But since you asked, I'll repost one of my earlier comments:
"Bring on the Republicaloonies!
"SHES AN INSPERATION TO US ALL N UR JUST JELLUS BC U CAN'T BE AS PRETTY AS HER U FATTY UGLY POOHEAD!"
Yeah, I'm really, really jealous of a two-faced crazy Christian bigot... Man, I sure wish I was in her shoes."
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Submitted by briguy2112 on September 3, 2008 - 10:52am.
It's simply about her stance on abstinence and the fact that she can't even ebforce it in her own home. Plain and simple.
Why she would not be a good VP: Can you imagine this Lynn Spears mother meeting foriegn diplomates? I can't imagine her garnering respect. That's just ONE reason.
And here they come! Mysteriously just joined dlisted to tell most of us the Repuplican talking points.
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Submitted by Rigamia on September 3, 2008 - 10:47am.
I don't think this is a Feminist issue against her. Aren't the male politicians supposed to put their country first, at least they're supposed to say it? I think so.
I don't think it's a Feminist issue against just her (people picking on her etc), I meant women in general. You're right about men putting country first, it's just seems odd when a women tries to do the same thing, if that makes any sense
I am more interested in what problems the twin messiahs may have, and Agent Mulders sex addiction.
Submitted by applehead on September 3, 2008 - 9:45am.
Submitted by missy on September 3, 2008 - 10:37am.
You are immediately discredited as a woman in the workplace if you seem to put your kids before your job. Because men never do.
Damned if you do, damned if you don't if you are a women trying to make it in the "mans" world.
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I have seen it more as I sepnd more time in this industry. It makes me sick. I really didnt realize how much sexism is still so prevalent and acceptable in certian pockets of our society.
agel-i, thanks good that youve been able to strike that balance! I find that finance particularly is so much a good-ol-boys club. In a firm of 30 people with 9 billion in assets under management, we have one minority, and one woman on the investment team. Then we have four women who are support staff. No female executives. Im getting out after I finish my degree.
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 3, 2008 - 10:43am.
LCT,
I like you for you!! Not because you sing like Pavarotti or because you're such a hottie!
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111 comments ALREADY?! Crap!
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LOL seriously, she has the same thing on in all the pics.
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Damn that woman is scary looking..its like she can see into my...soul.
Clarisse on September 3, 2008 - 10:48am.
mayfairgirl,
You made it too easy. Too lazy. Dlisters, take this one.
- She must be in Minnesota. She's probably a crazy lady I saw last night with a Cowboy hat covered in HOME MADE buttons, one said,
"I SUPPORT SINGLE MOTHERS".
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Is this what the democratic party has become? Is this what has happened to the democrates I know and respect? If you feel that you have info that would be relivant to wether or not Palin would or would not be a good VP then post it with fact and proof. All we are doing here is giving Palin ammo for her M-16. Have you become the FLAME-THROWING cry baby party now? This election needs to be about issues and Ideas, not all this crap(and yes it is crap). So either post facts with proof or stop the Flame-fest cause there are plenty of times for Debate and ideas without smearing a poor 17 year old girl with a hard enough road ahead of her. If you think you need to in the gutter to compete then I pity your positions and Ideas.
mayfairgirl,
This explains it well:
http://www.beyondchron.org/articles/Bristol_Palin_and_the_Republican_Dou...
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There is one silver lining. Brangelina are not hogging the newsstands this week.
Submitted by Nell on September 3, 2008 - 10:45am.
Exactly.
Wow, How is Angelina Jolie handling this? She was upstaged.
Submitted by Rigamia on September 3, 2008 - 10:30am.
Submitted by angel_i on September 3, 2008 - 10:26am.
Oops. Thanks for being a nosey bitch though. I guess I was thrown off by the typical blonde chunks of highlights that right-wing daughters tend to have.
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Submitted by missy on September 3, 2008 - 10:33am.
McCain would have this thing sealed if he chose Lieberman.
I read somewhere that he wanted Lieberman but because of his pro life stance, the Repubs wouldn't go for it...
Submitted by mayfairgirl on September 3, 2008 - 9:46am
Oh god, they just don't get why this is such an issue, considering McCain and Palins supposed stances.
One problem is that, as far as teen pregnancy goes, the Palin family is apparently NO TALK, ALL ACTION.
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"It’s fascinating how conservatives fail so often at the standards they are trying to impose on the rest of us."
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mayfairgirl,
You made it too easy. Too lazy. Dlisters, take this one.
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Submitted by applehead on September 3, 2008 - 10:45am.
I don't think this is a Feminist issue against her. Aren't the male politicians supposed to put their country first, at least they're supposed to say it? I think so.
Submitted by Hekki/Little Miss:
"There are no Jesus haters. There are only Jesus freaks haters."
That's right. I have the utmost respect for Jesus and his teachings. I have the utmost disdain for the people who hijacked his message and turned it into hatred and intolerance.
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Amen to that. I attend a VERY conservative school, and the fact that I am even a moderate causes stirs. People call me a hypocrite because I go to church, campus ministry meetings, etc., and then say that I am pro-choice, pro-gay marriage, etc. In this town in central Illinois, you are either a conservative, Bible-thumping Republican, or you are WRONG.
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Submitted by missy on September 3, 2008 - 10:37am.
Submitted by applehead on September 3, 2008 - 9:31am.
Submitted by FatMartha on September 3, 2008 - 10:17am
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Not me, dudes! I'm a moderately successful business woman and I have NO qualms about crying at the bank if they're mean to me or hugging my baby at a business meeting...and you know what? It works!
I'm fruitier than most that way but I don't even care - at the end of the day I AM stoic - I'm just emotional too, I'm not gonna pretend like I'm not. And as far as I'm concerned people can learn to just let it be and let it go (like I do) when it's over and time to get down to brass tacks.
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Rigamia on September 3, 2008 - 10:42am
Jesse Ventura and DL Hugley.
bwahahahahaha, they made me laugh.
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i love how it is so easy to dis the palins'. yet, really what has obama done? nothing. just talk - no action.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on September 3, 2008 - 10:30am.
OMG. I did not see the Christian singer. Dammit!
I did see Jessie Ventura on tv talking about how when he saw the convention crowd all he saw were Nazi's. He pointed out that the slogan "country First" is eerily like Nazi Germany's "Deutschland Über Alles" = Germany Above All.
I think I saw 2 black people in the whole crowd. Maybe one Phillippino lady. The rest were old geriatrics. I was so GD bored I couldn't stand it.
I mean we already have our own concentration camps(Gitmo Bay), claiming the war is against an unseen enemy like Hitler did with the Jews.
Also didn't someone mention here that Bush's grandaddy funded Adolf Hitler?