Sarah Palin Is A Four-Time Cover Girl
Palin! Palin! Palin! Sarah Palin made the cover of 4 weeklies this week proving that....well...that she has scary teeth. Teeth that could make a moose cry. Poor moosies. I wonder if Sarah also made the cover of "Girls 'n" Guns" magazine too? Probably.
It seems like the story is the same in all of these magazines. SCANDAL! BABIES! LIES! SECRETS! TEETH! KAREN WALKER! MORE LIE-TELLING! SCANDAL!
Basically, the Palin family has become the Spears family of Alaska. Somebody shake Brit Brit from her Vicodin-Cheeto coma and let her know that this Sarah Palin chick is taking her place! I want to see pictures of Brit Brit looking tore-up on all these covers, not this Sarah lady! Come on, Brit! Rob a Starbucks! Slap the artificial cheese out of Chester Cheetah! Anything! Handle it.
OK! Magazine went with a double cover this week. Michelle and Barack Obama are on one cover and Palin and Trig are on the other. Oh and Carrie thinks Jessica is fat, because she is fat! Fat in the mouth!
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Submitted by missy on September 3, 2008 - 10:37am.
You are immediately discredited as a woman in the workplace if you seem to put your kids before your job. Because men never do.
Damned if you do, damned if you don't if you are a women trying to make it in the "mans" world.
What happened to leave her family out of this? She is highlighting them, and bringing the self proclaimed F*cking redneck boyfriend to parade around the convention.
If she cared about her daughter she would not put her and her boyfriend on display.
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
Submitted by Mopa on September 3, 2008 - 10:41am.
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You're the poster with the baby platypi avie! HOW CUTE!!!
I'm already tired of this shit. Wake me up when the country is further in the toilet.
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The future Mrs. Jensen Ackles.
I've lost all of the respect I had for McCain with his choice of this strumpet. And I actually did respect him for a while even though I didn't agree with a lot of his positions.
LCT,
I like you for you!! Not because you sing like Pavarotti or because you're such a hottie!
Lllalalalalallllaaa...
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
but, but... I agree with Carrie
*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*
I'm still curious as to why it took Gov. Palin so long to announce she was pregnant earlier this year. She didn't come out with it until she was 7 mos pregnant and everyone, including close staffers, were shocked and had no idea she was pregnant.
What the heck was she pondering for so long, considering her supposed strong 'pro-life' stance?
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"It’s fascinating how conservatives fail so often at the standards they are trying to impose on the rest of us."
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Submitted by Little miss: "There are no Jesus haters. There are only Jesus freaks haters."
That's right. I have the utmost respect for Jesus and his teachings. I have the utmost disdain for the people who hijacked his message and turned it into hatred and intolerance.
Harvey Weinstein and the people at Lifetime have not been been returning each other's phonecalls. Seriously, I might just have to take my handpuppets and do this movie on YouTube.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Submitted by applehead on September 3, 2008 - 9:31am.
Submitted by FatMartha on September 3, 2008 - 10:17am
Oh wait, I forgot... this woman is a psycho bitch. She doesn't have feelings.
I have to admit, I don't follow politics THAT much, but I am wondering about women in politics. This one, Hillary Clinton and that lady that was Larry King from MN, they all seem so "technical/clinical" if that's the right term. They don't exude any warm feelings. I'm not sure if they put on these aires to make it in the "mans" political world or that's just the way they are.
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I work in finance (totally male dominated industry) and our lawyer (another male dominated industry) is a woman and a single mother. She acts VERY stoic around co-workers. You are immediately discredited as a woman in the workplace if you seem to put your kids before your job. Because men never do.
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My dad told me last night, he thinks he's in love with Sarah Palin. *so disappointed, it hurts*
Submitted by FatMartha on September 3, 2008 - 2:22pm.
You have Due South on DVD, don't you?
I like to draw comparisons between the subjects of this blog and the characters of mythology, although I am struggling here.
Sarah is just... there's something about her that scuppers any attempts at comparison on my part.
Still, the amount of mental energy that I have already exerted on this endeavor deserves fruit. I'll settle with 'scary lady'.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
Sign #1 this bitch is clueless and out of touch with modern reality? Those highlights are straight out of 1999. Damn bitch, did you use the plastic cap and do it yourself and home?
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I’m like an American princess. - Paris Hilton
I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton
Submitted by FatMartha on September 3, 2008 - 4:31pm.
... I don't think that there are "Jesus haters" here, per se... I think it's just a topic that, for whatever reason, makes people uncomfortable...
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Raise against $cientology - Sep. 13th worldwide protest - Also in your city.
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@ FatMartha - Agreed! I'm not a Jesusloonie, but I do believe in Him. FM, I like your style :)
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 3, 2008 - 10:24am.
LCT!
Phew. You're here. I feels better!
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It's because of GB, isn't it? I knew you only lurved me for my avie. It's ok, I only lurve you for your socks.
Let's have one big collective high five.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Palin is a Dan Quayle - worse. McCain would have this thing sealed if he chose Lieberman.
I think it was zomay that said yesterday that she thinks no one wanted to go down on McCains sinking ship... enter Palin.
Id love to know what happened behind the scenes of this choice.
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Baracks girls look really cute in those pics.
LOL@ Carrie thinks Jessica looks fat. What, are they in high school or something? Is that for real??
"...But when you got a fundamentalist hot mama preaching the gospel and abstinence -- and who seems to have had a shot gun wedding of her own -- you know why McCain might regard Palin as his spritual soulmate (besides the fact that he can't seem to stop nervously staring at her breasts -- just watch the You-Tube of his announcing her as VP candidate).
It's because we are going to have four more years of stuff-it-down your throat moral hypocrisy if these two are elected, not to mention a president who is made for the 18th Century and a Vice President who is apparently a supporter of the Alaskan Seccessionist Party. Not too mention that we will be saddled with the brainless Republican thinking that believes you shoot down rumors of your unwed teen daughter having been pregnant by revealing that she is pregnant now and still unwed..."
source: http://www.buzzflash.com/articles/editorblog/116
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Raise against $cientology - Sep. 13th worldwide protest - Also in your city.
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@Cadebra: "And don't be ashamed to ever talk about Jesus, although this forum may not be the most appropriate place for it. I get the funny feeling that there's a lot of Jesus haters abounding here at Dlisted *not me though*"
Oh, I'm not ashamed at all. :) I'm actually an active member of Campus Crusade for Christ at my school. But I don't think that there are "Jesus haters" here, per se... I think it's just a topic that, for whatever reason, makes people uncomfortable. I'm okay with that. I'm not a Jesusloonie to the point that I'll scream in peoples' faces. I may approach and start a conversation about religion, but if I can tell they're uncomfortable, then I excuse myself or change the subject. Easy peasy.
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Submitted by FatMartha on September 3, 2008 - 10:17am
Oh wait, I forgot... this woman is a psycho bitch. She doesn't have feelings.
I have to admit, I don't follow politics THAT much, but I am wondering about women in politics. This one, Hillary Clinton and that lady that was Larry King from MN, they all seem so "technical/clinical" if that's the right term. They don't exude any warm feelings. I'm not sure if they put on these aires to make it in the "mans" political world or that's just the way they are. I mean when I pick up ANY baby really, (much less my own) I'm cuddling and giving them kisses and holding them tight. I know that some people don't get fuzzy over babies, but shit these ladies HAD babies so you'd think they liked them a little bit at least...
Rigamia on September 3, 2008 - 10:26am.
How can she care about her child's privacy when she's bringing Levi to the convention this week? Attention whore. I saw part of the convention and it had empty seats. I saw mostly old people on my screen. Electrifying.
- "Electrifying.", hahahahahahahaha.....
Did you see the Christian Singer perform?
Yes, epic.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by angel_i on September 3, 2008 - 10:26am.
Oops. Thanks for being a nosey bitch though. I guess I was thrown off by the typical blonde chunks of highlights that right-wing daughters tend to have.
FatMartha LMAO!!!!!!
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Bitch has on the same damn shirt on all four covers. Someone pleases give her an Old Navy gift card, stat!
Faster than a dead horse
Submitted by applehead on September 3, 2008 - 10:19am.
I think Michelles jaw is along the lines of Kanye Wests...maybe she has too many teeth for her mouth
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She looks like she got whacked in the face by a huge frying pan - maybe that's why she looks like such a mean beotch! hahaha!!
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How can she care about her child's privacy when she's bringing Levi to the convention this week? Attention whore. I saw part of the convention and it had empty seats. I saw mostly old people on my screen. Electrifying. Sure to change Washington.
Submitted by Rigamia on September 3, 2008 - 10:24am.
Anybody checked out Bristol's room decor? Talk about closet-drinking.
http://www.stupidsheeple.com/index.php/2008090140/latest/bristol-palin-g...
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That ain't her - that's Levi's sister Sadie (Mercedes). Am I a nosy bitch or what?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Wow, Gov. Palin actually holds her own baby? I've seen dozens and dozens of pics or her and her baby, and this is the first time I've seen her holding him. I've seen the husband hold him when he was first born and introduced to the media, I've seen Levi's sister holding him and his 12 year old sister holding him and, lest we forget, he was being used as a Bristol pregnancy hiding shield during the first few rallies after she was picked as VP runningmate.
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"It’s fascinating how conservatives fail so often at the standards they are trying to impose on the rest of us."
Comment by Cala on WSJ blog
LCT!
Phew. You're here. I feels better!
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Submitted by FatMartha on September 3, 2008 - 10:22am.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 3, 2008 - 9:20am.
LCT,
The devil actually wears Mounties Boots, Leather gloves and carries a small riding crop...IMO!
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MOUNTIES ARE HAWT. My sister spent the summer in Canadaland and got to see lots of them. I was a JELLUS H8R.
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♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 3, 2008 - 10:20am.
LCT,
The devil actually wears Mounties Boots, Leather gloves and carries a small riding crop...IMO!
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OMGBBQYESPLEASE.
FatMartha, there's nothing quite like seeing one ride through the mountain range on a beautiful chestnut horsie.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Anybody checked out Bristol's room decor? Talk about closet-drinking.
http://www.stupidsheeple.com/index.php/2008090140/latest/bristol-palin-g...
1. Couche.Roue...my bad. SoR-RaY!
and 2. She holds that baby like a woman who's more interested in a career than a baby, that's fersure.
Right there, that bothers me. As a leader and a role model, she'd be saying - have kids as long as you can! And don't worry about raising them - that's why you have you so many! After a while, you don't really have to do anything but pop them out and go on about your business!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by FatMartha on September 3, 2008 - 10:05am.
I dunno... I kind of like that the politic and gossip columns are one and the same now. I feel more up-to-date with what's going on with the election now.
Anygays, let's talk aboutttt... JESUS! *gets pelted with rotten fruit* Okay, nevermind... someone else talk...
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FatMartha, I agree, it's mostly tabloid caca spun into lies and deviations for us 'dumbass little people' to wallow in. Pure B.S.
And don't be ashamed to ever talk about Jesus, although this forum may not be the most appropriate place for it. I get the funny feeling that there's a lot of Jesus haters abounding here at Dlisted *not me though*
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I'm betting Brangelina is pretty pissed about the Palin children all over the magazine covers!
That's their territory!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 3, 2008 - 9:20am.
LCT,
The devil actually wears Mounties Boots, Leather gloves and carries a small riding crop...IMO!
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*butts in*
MOUNTIES ARE HAWT. My sister spent the summer in Canadaland and got to see lots of them. I was a JELLUS H8R.
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http://thechaistory.blogspot.com/
angel_i on September 3, 2008 - 10:17am
OMG, sooooo WHITE and SOOOOOOO BORING!
Laura Bush looked like she was dipped in a Vicodin Glaze.
I'm trying to be fair, i watched all the DNC.
Lots of protesters, about 1,000.
Lots of Stepfordness, it's creepy.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
I guess the Tabloid headlines have given me more ideas for movie titles. I have not given up on this, folks. Hand puppets or not, this movie is going down.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
LCT,
The devil actually wears Mounties Boots, Leather gloves and carries a small riding crop...IMO!
8-)
No. 4 reason why I am FrmHell!
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I think Michelles jaw is along the lines of Kanye Wests...maybe she has too many teeth for her mouth
Just so happy Mcsame shot himself im the foot picking this guntoting hillbitchy.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 3, 2008 - 10:13am.
Check out the mag covers at the top of this thread.
I was kidding. This mongrel can't open her fat fucking mouth without mentioning that fact that she has a Downs granso--errr, son.
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I’m like an American princess. - Paris Hilton
I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton
Submitted by Cooch.Roue on September 3, 2008 - 2:08pm.
So angels DO exist.
:)
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
Bradiful,
I started to watch it, but couldn't stomach more than 10 minutes of Fred Thompson's bullshite.
Babbling on and on about McCain's integrity and reliability. Sickened by the fact that 5 years ago, i would have agreed with him...
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on September 3, 2008 - 10:14am.
WHERE THE FUCK IS BRANGELINA????
THEY WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!!!!!!
Ok, caps off.
Did anyone besides me and my cats watch the RNC last night?
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I haven't caught much of anything....how's it going over there (apparently we're not supposed to be paying much attention to that, yes? what with Babygate and all...)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
@Applehead: "Is it me, or does anyone else notice that she doesn't seem to look natural holding that baby? Somethings off, there's no cuddling him it seems."
Agreed. That is a "grandmother holding baby for the first time" picture, not "mother posing with her precious child that she cares for so much" picture.
Oh wait, I forgot... this woman is a psycho bitch. She doesn't have feelings.
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FOUR PAWS, INC. KILLS ANIMALS. BOYCOTT THEIR PRODUCTS.
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 3, 2008 - 9:57am.
Harry Potter at bedtime???? *GASP* That's the devil's book!
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The Devil Wears Hogwarts Robes, baby.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!