Sarah Palin Is A Four-Time Cover Girl
Palin! Palin! Palin! Sarah Palin made the cover of 4 weeklies this week proving that....well...that she has scary teeth. Teeth that could make a moose cry. Poor moosies. I wonder if Sarah also made the cover of "Girls 'n" Guns" magazine too? Probably.
It seems like the story is the same in all of these magazines. SCANDAL! BABIES! LIES! SECRETS! TEETH! KAREN WALKER! MORE LIE-TELLING! SCANDAL!
Basically, the Palin family has become the Spears family of Alaska. Somebody shake Brit Brit from her Vicodin-Cheeto coma and let her know that this Sarah Palin chick is taking her place! I want to see pictures of Brit Brit looking tore-up on all these covers, not this Sarah lady! Come on, Brit! Rob a Starbucks! Slap the artificial cheese out of Chester Cheetah! Anything! Handle it.
OK! Magazine went with a double cover this week. Michelle and Barack Obama are on one cover and Palin and Trig are on the other. Oh and Carrie thinks Jessica is fat, because she is fat! Fat in the mouth!
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so now politics are the new gossip?
oh well I cant wait for this "election" to be over with anyone who wins will have his own interest at heart so either way we lose.
PS- Please remember that your vote doesn't count unless you are in the electoral college.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by annobanano on September 3, 2008 - 10:06am.
Submitted by monkeypaw on September 3, 2008 - 2:04pm.
Anyone else think that Michelle Obama looks like she's constantly wearing a mouthguard?
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Strangely, yes - I noticed that while standing in line somewheres yesterday...I noticed that her eldest has that same thing going on too.
I am so bad about the "reply" nature on this board, and another reason I am an asshole... I would rather see Palin's Zoomed up set for four years than Obama's mouthguard for a week. They say the first thing you're judged on is your teeth...
Jen Aniston's back on TV!
Now THAT is the first good idea she's had in ages.
Also, yes - "Sarah"'s baby's got Downs.
I actually think it's hers again...after tryna do some complicated backwoods who's who math.
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I a so tired of seeing this ugly ho in the news.She needs a stylist.Does she only own one suit?
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
WHERE THE FUCK IS BRANGELINA????
THEY WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!!!!!!
Ok, caps off.
Did anyone besides me and my cats watch the RNC last night? If you have trouble falling to sleep, watch the RNC, sleepy times in no time, bright spot, Anderson Cooper is there now.
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
@Cadebra: Ronnie attended the school that I am attending right now! It's our only claim to fame... *sadface*
@Bernie: SMOOOOCH. Hello dear! And amen to your comment about Obama and Biden. If they don't use this crap to their advantage.... EPIC FAIL.
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Why so many pictures with little Timmy?
Submitted by Cooch.Roue on September 3, 2008 - 9:11am.
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Check out the mag covers at the top of this thread.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
When I used to work at Barnes & Noble during college, we played a game called Fantasy Gossip. Every week, before we would put out the new weeklies, we would "draft" ten celebrities. You got points for every cover they appeared on that week. You got 3 points if they were in the big picture on the cover, and 1 point if they were in one of the sidebar pictures.
I was just thinking, that if I was still in college and still working there, I would have picked Sarah Palin for the win this week!
This election is a joke.. this lady is a piece of shit for whoring her kids out for her political reasons, I'm sick of this her already, it terrifies me that this woman for some reason can be the president of this country...
*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*
I think there's got to be more independents running for president. I think the majority of people are pretty much down the middle on a lot of the issues...not too many are strictly Dem or strictly Reps anymore...
Is there a baby with Down's Syndrome in the Palin family? I'm not sure, I feel I may have heard something to that effect.
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Submitted by Cooch.Roue on September 3, 2008 - 10:08am.
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LOL.. Sometimes I wish I could be as abrasive as you.
Submitted by annobanano on September 3, 2008 - 10:06am.
Submitted by monkeypaw on September 3, 2008 - 2:04pm.
Anyone else think that Michelle Obama looks like she's constantly wearing a mouthguard?
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Strangely, yes - I noticed that while standing in line somewheres yesterday...I noticed that her eldest has that same thing going on too.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Wait. What's wrong with the Brangelina twins?? Speaking of Brangelina, I thought we weren't going to vote anyway, b/c St. Angelina is going to decide for us!!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on September 3, 2008 - 9:56am.
Oh...and my assistance noticed that she's wearing the same dress in all the covers. Bawahhhhhaaaa! Stank!
I noticed that too, it was probably one photo shoot that was sent to the magazines.
Is it me, or does anyone else notice that she doesn't seem to look natural holding that baby? Somethings off, there's no cuddling him it seems.
I think MIchelle Obama has ceiling eyes like that gal from the hills
Hey all...!!! *FatMartha: MOOCHAS SMOOCHAS!!!*
I have to echo what StockBroker said. If this country is STILL, after nearly 10 years of this crap, buying the Repuglican party-line bullshit and votes this anti-choice, pro-war, failed policy, same-old-shit-different-new-day ticket of McPain/Palin into office -- all because they're racist and/or pissed off about the fact that Hillary Clinton didn't get the nomination -- then they deserve the fascist state they will be creating for themselves.
And with all the scandal and two-facedness and failure and just plain CRAP that Palin has brought to the Repuglican ticket, if Obama and Biden don't grab this ball and run with it all the way to an uncontested touchdown, they don't deserve to run a hospital gift shop, let alone hold any public office.
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Submitted by speakit on September 3, 2008 - 10:02am.
Submitted by cadebra1961 on September 3, 2008 - 9:54am.
Ah fuck, here we go. 1000 comments, anybody? I fucking hate fucking politics. JEEEEZZZUUUUS!
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Let's be rebels! Let's talk about something else like.... classic movie stars? travel? whether that growth on my back is normal?
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Well you know speakit, Ronald Reagan was a very successful actor before he became the guv. Travel - meh, can't afford it this year.
The growth on your back - GET THAT SUCKER CHECKED OUT STAT!!! ;)))
Oh yeah, fuck all this political b.s. it's all a big joke on us. You can't believe 90% of the crap that spews from their lips, Rep's and Dems alike. ok, I'll need to get more caaffee. Be back in a flash, bitches!
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Ha, and McCain criticized Obama for being a celebrity? He was never on the cover of 4 weeklies at once.
Just a song of Gomorrah, I wonder what they did there
Must've been a bad thing to get shot down for
I wonder how they blew it up or if they burned it down
Get out, get out Mr. Lot and don't you turn around.
Who gave you your orders, someone from the sky
I heard a voice inside my head in the desert wind so dry
I heard a voice tellin' me to flee the very same voice I always believe
Say alot of trouble comin', but it don't have to come to you
I'm telling you so you can tell the rest what you've been through.
But don't you turn around, no, don't look after you
It's not your business how it's done, you're lucky to get through
You're a good upstanding man, a credit to the flock
But if you don't face straight ahead you could not take the shock
Blew the city off the man, left nothing there but fire
The wife of Lot got turned to salt, because she looked behind her.
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In the span of 3 days I have become as tired of this fucking whore as I am of the entire election. Someone, please burn this ho at this at the stake. She is an evil cunt and can be drowned in a barrel of oil for all I care. I pity her poor daughter, whose virulent mother cares more about her newfound political 'fame' than her family. What a modern woman with modern priorities, that Sarah Palin. Hey Sarah, please give us a detailed analysis on the economy, what you think is wrong with it, and how you plan to help fix it. Oh, silly me, you're too busy screaming about day-old zygotes to bother with such silly issues. I won't even ask about the environment. Fuck you, skank. I hope the next time you're out hunting a group of polar bears fucks you as much as you've fucked them. Asinine whorebag bitch.
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I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton
Fuck this crap--the REAL news is that Carrie Underwears thinks Cornhole Simpson is a fatty!
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I can't stand her already.
AND, if she had an ounce of intelligence and/or class, in order to spare her daughter/family further scrutiny, she would not accept the VP nomination.
Submitted by monkeypaw on September 3, 2008 - 2:04pm.
Anyone else think that Michelle Obama looks like she's constantly wearing a mouthguard?
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I was just wondering if she has a severe underbite!
Ya know, I don't get nearly enough "POOHEAD" these days.
I wonder what the GOP threatened baby daddy's family with so they'd agree to have him appear at the convention. Or maybe they just offered to buy him more snowmobiles & guns?????
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I can't believe this bitch. She clearly posed for those publicity stills that the gossip rags are using. She wants privacy for her pregnant daughter, but she constantly uses her Downs Syndrome baby to tout her pro-life platform.
You can't whore one kid out, while asking for the other's privacy. Either leave the kids out of it, or deal with the publicity, honey.
I dunno... I kind of like that the politic and gossip columns are one and the same now. I feel more up-to-date with what's going on with the election now.
Anygays, let's talk aboutttt... JESUS! *gets pelted with rotten fruit* Okay, nevermind... someone else talk...
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Have you seen the You Tube clip showing McCain staring at Palin's ass after he introduced her? Too funny.
I will be so glad when this election crap is over. I hate election years. Just a bunch of rich politicians spewing shit to try and make us believe they really care about the citizens of this country.
Anyone else think that Michelle Obama looks like she's constantly wearing a mouthguard?
She sure doesn't seem to have a problem with Baby Trig being in the spotlight. I guess his privacy isn't as important as Mommy's publicity stunt photo shoots. Shame on them for crying for privacy and then flying "baby daddy" out for photo
Snowpiece, I just checked the stats - 454 comments on the Levi thread from 9/02 and 1036 from the Palin Family on 9/01. I say we're looking at at least 800 for today! Holy Crap!!
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Submitted by angel_i on September 3, 2008 - 10:01am.
...looking at all these covers all at once gets me into a Sodom and Gomorrah frame of mind.
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STOP LOOKING! or you will turn into a pillar of salt. Not good for your blood pressure.
Now I've got to go out and buy the National Enquirer, I got find out about the affair that nearly ruined her career. This is getting good.
What in hell was McCain thinking? Or should I say...what in hell was he thinking WITH? I can't imagine having a VP candidate's picture all over the TABLOIDS is a good thing...seems like a royal mess to me.
Submitted by cadebra1961 on September 3, 2008 - 9:54am.
Ah fuck, here we go. 1000 comments, anybody? I fucking hate fucking politics. JEEEEZZZUUUUS!
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Let's be rebels! Let's talk about something else like.... classic movie stars? travel? whether that growth on my back is normal?
Somebody needs to "mush,mush" their fur-wearing ass back to Alaska...haha.
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I think that pic with the Hot Stars of Country needs a better caption...
New Virgins for the Slaughter.
Too much? I dunno...looking at all these covers all at once gets me into a Sodom and Gomorrah frame of mind.
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Got Damn - I cannot WAIT until November is over! Sheesh.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 3, 2008 - 8:57am.
Harry Potter at bedtime???? *GASP* That's the devil's book!
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VOTE 4 PALIN N MCCAIN B/C THEY DONT READ SATANIC LITERATURE TO THERE KIDS OK WOW!!!
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Hey snowpiece! How's it going? Yeah, how many hits did the Levi thread get? Which category is it under? I'll check under 'Scandal' Good God Almighty!
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Submitted by angel_i on September 3, 2008 - 9:57am.
since carrie and jessica have both had their mouths on tony, jessica may have comeback with an insult to carrie's blow job skills or something...lol..
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
Here we go again....
*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*
I know MK needs the funds, but easy on the Top Design ads.
Bring on the Republicaloonies!
"SHES AN INSPERATION TO US ALL N UR JUST JELLUS BC U CAN'T BE AS PRETTY AS HER U FATTY UGLY POOHEAD!"
Yeah, I'm really, really jealous of a two-faced crazy Christian bigot with a slut for a daughter. Man, I sure wish I was in her shoes!
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Angel i - Look at it this way, it's free publicity. Slanted as it is. g.d. it, did I mention I hate fucking politics?!?!?!
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Submitted by letinstar on September 3, 2008 - 9:54am.
lol...carrie thinks jessica looks fat...are carrie and jessica still in junior high?
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LOL! And the magazine too...
What's it gonna be next week?
Jessica thinks Carrie is a stupid bitch.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Palin DOES kinda look like Lynn Spears...
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cadebra1961: let's see if it beats the Levi thread from yesterday.
those Obama girls are so damn cute!!!!!!
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