Tranny Clown's Huge Fake Chichis Make Me Happy
As usual, Xtina looks like a big load of "prostitute tranny infested sperm" laying on a bed of yellow plastic straws. That's her look! I'm trying to embrace it. And I must thank Xtina for bringing out her Tupperware bowl tittays yesterday. Yes you could drive a fleet of extra-large motorboats through her chichis, but I still appreciate them.
Here's Xtina whoring out her new perfume "Inspire" at Macy's in NYC yesterday. It will inspire you to get a sex change. But seriously, if you choose to buy Tranny Clown's new stank, don't overdo it! The other night I was at some restaurant when some nasty ass ho sat next to me. The bitch smelled like Sephora queefed all over her. I could barely enjoy my Salisbury steak! The dumb trollop had so much perfume on that when I bit into my steak, it tasted like a used perfume blotter.
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I don't like the hair and make up, but at least she has a good figure and doesn't have tree trunk legs like Shitney.
Those fake udders look like bolted-on half-grapefruits.
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what is this thing? looks like someone put spackle and paste on her, dried it, sanded it, then started painting her face. Because it looks painted on I find it unnattractive. This much make up never looks good face to face.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on September 3, 2008 - 12:01pm.
Damnit I can't hate Xtina!! I love her makeup. It's always flawless. I loves her makeup, girl got SKILLZ. The makeup Gods smileth upon her once again. Her wonky bow legs bug me but fuck it, I'll just stare at her face LOL
Sweetie Xtina doesn't do her own make-up she has staff for that. In the pic above her make up isn't perfect it's just bright. Her eyelash is even falling off.
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I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on September 3, 2008 - 12:37pm.
Christina Aguilera has amazing talent and she is drop dead gorgeous. Lets be real here people 98% of the guys that post on this site wish they could get with her and (the other 2% are gay) and 100% of the woman on here wish they could be her.
Actually Jimmy I would rather not be Xtina.
I don't know what would possess you to say a thing like that other than you are a total tool.
I have blonde hair, blue eyes, and big breasts by nature so acutally xtina wishes she could be more like me and that's why she paid to do so. Her eyes her hair her breasts all fake so Im sayin no thanks get a clue dude.
Further more just because her voice isn't as bad as everyone else's doesn't make hers that good.
She sings a few stolen runs and her throaty gag voice is present the other 80 percent of the time.
Basically the girl is a mousketeer and because she isn't as bad as Brit people think that makes her good mostly because they are dumb.
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I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.
tired of rumers - Have you heard the rest of Christina's catalogue? She has sung about tons of things that aren't related to her father. And catchy tunes hasn't kept a lot of artists around
Tranny clown mess tries WAY too hard to be sexy. She's not an ugly girl either, she needs to realize less is more and stop trying to scare small children already. Inspire me to have a sex change is right, MK!
Your face!
Submitted by QueenCharisma on September 4, 2008 - 2:20am.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 3, 2008 - 8:18pm.
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Simone needs to be hogtied and sunk to the bottom of the ocean!
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The sooner, the better!
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 3, 2008 - 8:18pm.
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Simone needs to be hogtied and sunk to the bottom of the ocean!
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
At least the pink looks better than the red lipstick. Still way overdone, though. A bit of pink lip gloss on a girl, well... very nice indeed. Maybe next time Xtina.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on September 4, 2008 - 1:48am.
@D.A.E.
And good legs wouldn't go astray :)
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PPL = Post Pregnancy Legs!! lol!
~♥~Christina Aguilera new single 8th Sep 2008~♥~
@D.A.E.
And good legs wouldn't go astray :)
@angel
Couldn't agree more. Just having talent is not enough. You have got to know how to use that talent. If she really wants to stay the course & still be making music 20 years from now, she has to really refine her talent.
~♥~Christina Aguilera new single 8th Sep 2008~♥~
Exactly, DAE. Seriously, if the Beatles didn't manage to keep it together all that time, they'd just be another blip. Same with Aretha and Ella and all them others. It takes a lot of time to really hone any skill. Even child prodigies - who tend to have a lot of fantabulous technicality - need to grow up in order to really make what they do an "art".
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
@QueenCharisma
I know, urgh, some of the fans are a bit too loonie. Even for me. *shakes head* Yeah, she's a great singer by todays standards (which isn't saying much to be honest.) When you start comparing her to REAL legends. She's not quite their yet. Give her time, the chnace to grow & learn & she'll get there.
Right back at ya! Nice to know that there are some sane fans around!!
Good idea. She really needs Trish, Simone sucks.
~♥~Christina Aguilera new single 8th Sep 2008~♥~
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca:
100% of the woman on here wish they could be her...
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No way, I like my legs.
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca:
100% of the woman on here wish they could be her...
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And half the gay men, right? *eye roll*
No thanks.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca:
100% of the woman on here wish they could be her...
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Ummm?? Speak for yourself. I admire her voice but in no way do I wish I could be her.
Is it me or is she looking like a white lil kim?
She's clever with her thumbs. I can't bend my thumb at right angles like that. She must be double-jointed, whatever that means.
Submitted by mharker on September 3, 2008 - 5:23pm.
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In the words of my hero, Cordelia Chase, "Well, duh!" LOL, j/k. You can't be a true fan of this woman if you don't know that.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Submitted by QueenCharisma on September 3, 2008 - 2:46pm.
Submitted by mharker on September 3, 2008 - 2:34pm.
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She has implants - she got them before she got pregnant.
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She got implants and then they got bigger when she was pregnant--don't ask how or why I now know that information--so I call it even. ;)
I'll pass. Even though I know it comes with empty margarine tubs to paste onto your chest as a free gift and I'm sure it could clean my clogged sinks out nicely.
The only celebrifume I like is Lovely by MLPP, and I adore it. I have it in every format it comes in, lotion, roll on, bath gel, you name it.
Isn't she a bit too young to have turned completely white haired already?
Wow, what a slag! A tranny could get away with that look way better than her. Instead of holding her perfume, she should be holding her new dvd "The Anal Adventures of Xtina"... The hair, the lipstick, the boobs... Enough already! You actually can sing Christina, why this? Damn.
I bet that crap smells like Jovan Musk, Scramble Eggs and Ajax.
"And I must thank Xtina for bringing out her Tupperware bowl tittays yesterday"
Ahahahahaha, love you MK! Wonder if Xtina keeps her drugs fresh in the left one or the right one?
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by Ria on September 3, 2008 - 1:48pm.
I don't think Christina simply wants to make a "fun tune." I mean theres nothing wrong with fun pop songs, but I think Christina's music is more lyric driven and has always been that way since "Stripped." Christina wants to actually say something with her music. I remember Christina said something in a interview where she discussed that her management wanted her to sing more pop songs. But Christina didn't want to do that because she wanted her songs to be more personal... Anyone can hire a hot producer and then have them create a catchy beat, but music shouldn't be all about catchiness. Some artists want to be more creative than that.
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yeah but if you're not talented and creative enough to create something that isn't an oversinging showtune with lyrics about being beat up by your dad, i think catchy tunes is what you should stick to.
Submitted by mharker on September 3, 2008 - 2:34pm.
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She has implants - she got them before she got pregnant.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
There was a time when I use to think that Christina was a pretty girl. A part of me still thinks under the shiteous makeup, white hair and thick tanner that she is still attractive but geez louise she makes herself into such a hot ass mess that its so hard to compliment her.
I understand that the makeup is her armor but you can still love/use makeup without looking like you shoveled paint onto your skin. Eww! Also I really hope she doesn't start up again with showing her sad bags. It really must suck to be around people who won't tell you how fucking ridiculous you appear. *smdh*
I think the chichis are from having a baby, not Tupperware. And yes, they will look that far apart if you push them that way. And I don't know how people think she's arrogant since she doesn't make public statements much. Maybe she is, I don't know.
I'm tired of defending her and Hohan. I think I'll go to freerice.com.
Submitted by Ria on September 3, 2008 - 1:57pm.
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She has a ton of potential. Now all she has to do is learn to humble herself a bit more, realize that she doesn't know it all and seek to learn more about her craft by getting voice lessons and taking songwriting workshops...things like that.
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 3, 2008 - 2:07pm.
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God, it's so refreshing to find a fellow Xtina fan who doesn't look at this woman through rose colored glasses. I want to stab my own eyes out when I go on her fan site forums and read the tripe these people post! Kudos to you for being sane, lol. Oh - I miss Trish, too. Christina dressed A LOT better when she was at the helm. We should start a petition to get her back and save this girl from herself.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Gah, those fake titties are hideous!
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"How much is that doggie in the window?"
@NovaNightly
That woman is her new stylist. She's the woman I blame the hair on. It least when Trish was her stylist her hair wasn't so white. *huffs* Anyway, it's not a problem, when she's this busy doing promo & shit it can be hard to keep up with her (more so, when she insists on wearing 100 different outfits in one day!!) Np :0)
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@QueenCharisma
I agree, she is NOT a legend. Not yet. Maybe in twenty years or so. She's still a babe in the music biz. She still has a lot to learn.
~♥~Christina Aguilera new single 8th Sep 2008~♥~
Submitted by oklahoma on September 3, 2008 - 5:56pm.
Oh Elbastardo.. that's funny! Now no more streissand, NO MORE!!!
Okelly Dokelly! Wham? :o)
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"Two languages in one head? No one can live at that speed! Good Lord man, you're asking the impossible!"
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Submitted by QueenCharisma on September 3, 2008 - 1:29pm.
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lol she is surely not the best thing that has happened to music. But she does have potential. Hopefully if she can keep her shit together, she can continue to make decent music and that will keep her in the biz for a long time.
Oh Elbastardo.. that's funny! Now no more streissand, NO MORE!!!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on September 3, 2008 - 12:37pm.
Christina Aguilera has amazing talent and she is drop dead gorgeous. Lets be real here people 98% of the guys that post on this site wish they could get with her and (the other 2% are gay) and 100% of the woman on here wish they could be her.
No way would i pork her and i'm straight! Now, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i'm trying to listen to my new Babara Streisand cd !
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"Two languages in one head? No one can live at that speed! Good Lord man, you're asking the impossible!"
Damn, shes uggerleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey. OINK!
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"Two languages in one head? No one can live at that speed! Good Lord man, you're asking the impossible!"
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on September 3, 2008 - 12:37pm.
Christina Aguilera has amazing talent and she is drop dead gorgeous. Lets be real here people 98% of the guys that post on this site wish they could get with her and (the other 2% are gay) and 100% of the woman on here wish they could be her.
If I had to trade lives, I'd go for Jen Anistons...although I do agree Christina has a great voice
I don't think Christina simply wants to make a "fun tune." I mean theres nothing wrong with fun pop songs, but I think Christina's music is more lyric driven and has always been that way since "Stripped." Christina wants to actually say something with her music. I remember Christina said something in a interview where she discussed that her management wanted her to sing more pop songs. But Christina didn't want to do that because she wanted her songs to be more personal... Anyone can hire a hot producer and then have them create a catchy beat, but music shouldn't be all about catchiness. Some artists want to be more creative than that.
*sings*
OOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHH WoooooooHOOwooHOOOwoooHOOOO Oh why? Why do I have white hair? OHWOOOHWOOOHHOOOOOWOH!!!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
she and jordan (katie price) look like twin sisters
Divasgone - oh I thought you said that you saw the video of her singing to Max... And yeah she does overdoes it sometimes. She should get some voice training for that. Other than that, I still like her music and I think she does delivers when she performs.
a good voice does not a great pop star make. a pop tart dressed up as an "artist with integrity" that hasn't farted a catchy song since genie in a bottle.
if she got over herself and her need to "define" herself as an "artist" she might come out with a fun tune.
don't think it's gonna happen anytime soon.
Submitted by Ria on September 3, 2008 - 9:59am.
I've never seen that. I was working purely in a hypothetical.
I think she gets WAY too carried away with those runs of hers. That's all....
Submitted by Ria on September 3, 2008 - 1:26pm.
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That's what I said, but her fans on the site I was on just wouldn't hear it. They were CONVINCED she was the best thing to happen to music.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
"walk away" is an incredible song. LOVE the "Stripped" CD.
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Feeling down and dirty, feeling kinda mean; I've been from one to another extreme; It's time I had a good time, ain't got time to wait; I wanna stick around til I can't see straight