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lol @ legendtina. Christina isn't a legend but does she have the potential to be one? Maybe. If she keeps working on her voice and keeps focusing on her music, then maybe she'll be around a lot longer... I think Christina is going to be in the music business for a long time because she has the talent.

Submitted by snowpiece on September 3, 2008 - 10:15am.
OMG Nova, LOL @ your siggy! I was JUST thinking about cheese.....

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OMG Nova, LOL @ your siggy! I was JUST thinking about cheese.....
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 3, 2008 - 1:08pm.
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LOL, thank you. And it was funny because I love Christina as a vocalist, I really do, but she's far from perfect technically. They kept calling her "Legendtina" and I asked, "How is she a legend?" I'm sorry, but she's not up there with Aretha, Patti, Janis, Prince, Billie, etc. - not yet anyway. Again, I got ripped a new one. It's okay to be a fanatic, just don't be delusional.

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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0

Submitted by snowpiece on September 3, 2008 - 9:54am.
Nova" more like 94% ;)
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TOTALLY!! There are so very few straight men around these parts....but thats ok. I'm not looking anyway...lol *wink wink*

I loves me my gay men. ;P

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 3, 2008 - 9:50am.
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Ok DAE....i think i found the picture..because she had this weird looking woman behind her with high waisted dark blue shorts on. Anyhew...i saw it yesterday and I thought it said she had been out to a restaurant(she had, but in a different outfit and with jordan). BUT in fact the pics were of her leaving her fragrance launch. so i was wrong. I have to remember that i am on west coast time and she's in New Yawk. :D My bad. Thanks for the link, btw. :D

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Submitted by snowpiece on September 3, 2008 - 1:07pm.
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I seriously just listened to it last night, lol! It really is my favorite song off Stripped. Or maybe "Loving Me 4 Me" is....I can't decide.

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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0

Submitted by QueenCharisma on September 3, 2008 - 6:02pm.
I was once on a fan site for her and suggested she needed vocal lessons to fix this and the fans went apeshit!

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That was very brave of you!!!

Some fans are a little, hmm....crazy.

The fans have a new nickname for her... "legendtina". & people wonder why she has an ego!

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I like Christina but I don't understand the severity of her look. I bet her skin has withdrawls when it's makeup free.

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Submitted by snowpiece on September 3, 2008 - 12:55pm.
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Don't get me wrong - I love the tone of her voice and think she's got one of the best recording studio voices in the biz. However, live, it's a whole other story for me. Too much caterwauling (which is probably a byproduct of her not being able to create/sustain vibrato and singing notes in the studio that she can't duplicate in real time). I was once on a fan site for her and suggested she needed vocal lessons to fix this and the fans went apeshit!

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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0

Divasgone - she didn't sing that song loudly in his face. I remember that video being posted on a blog and non-Christina fans were surprised that she can actually sing softly. They expected her to be loud but she was singing gently to him. The only time she was loud was when she said "Rock The Vote" ...That part sort of ruined the ad for me when her voice got so high all of a sudden

Submitted by ZiggyStardust on September 3, 2008 - 9:43am.
...Like when she's singing to the little baby Batboy, is she going, "Twiiiinkle Twiiiiiiiinkle Little Staaaaaaaaar, How IIIIIIII, oh yeah IIIIIII wonder what you aaaaaaaaaaare..." all loud and right into his little face.

LOL!! I could totally picture that happening.

Love the dress....

Heh, I thought I was the only one who noticed the ugly legs.

How does she keep her hair from falling off? She must dye it daily practically. I've never even seen the roots peeking. She's really on top of it.

Christina talking to ET Online about Inspire & Max

http://www.etonline.com/index.html?tag=christina-aguilera

~♥~"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world."
"We're so so blessed and so happy to have him and to be able to raise such an amazing little man."
"I'm such a sucker for Max. I'm a sucker for my son." ~ Christina on Max~♥~

Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on September 3, 2008 - 9:37am
...100% of the woman on here wish they could be her.

Uh....I don't wish I could be her....

Anyhoo....Gallery of the Absurd has a great parody of Xtina and her "perfume"....

QueenCharisma : see that's where I think my lack of musical knowledge comes in , I just think WOW, she can really DO that?! LOL But I see your point.
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I think she is hot!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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She did an interview on Access Hollywood and I remember seeing two other videos of her talking about the perfume and how it smelled. Sorry that I didn't save them on my computer. You should just google it. And she did an interview with a New York based newspaper and she talked about the perfume and so forth.

Submitted by snowpiece on September 3, 2008 - 12:45pm.
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That's an amazing song, but Ziggy's right - girlie needs to learn to reel it in sometimes. More times than not she sounds like someone who's singing just because she loves the sound of her own voice and not because she's genuinely feeling what comes out of her mouth.

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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0

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RE: Elizabethtown.

The actor that plays the cousin Jessie (Paul Schneider) is WAY under-rated! Great actor!

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Xtina is a very impressive singer. Even in live concerts her voice is absolutely amazing...

Gosh now i'm sounding like a loonie... But i dont care, ok maybe a lil.

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Can I just say I adore the name Martha? It was my grans name.

I'd love to see start wearing slightly less make up. Like in the early days. She doesnt have to staop wearing it altogther, just...less. I'm not a make up fan. I perfer being natural, not covering my face in gunk, but each to their own.

Well someone has to like him! lol I've never been a loon about a guy, well OK, I'm a still a Westlife loon, by their having a break so I can't obsess over them this year. (Westlife are an Irish boyband in case you were wondering)

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Try this site - has all the lastest pics of her.

http://www.christina-crazy.net/gallery/index.php?cat=61

~♥~"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world."
"We're so so blessed and so happy to have him and to be able to raise such an amazing little man."
"I'm such a sucker for Max. I'm a sucker for my son." ~ Christina on Max~♥~

Ok...i have searched and cant find that damn picture of her wearing that dress out at night this past weekend....grrr...I just want to prove my point.

I have to say that YES she has an awesome voice...(although i agree with Ziggy that her constant scale runs with her voice get annoying as hell)...BUT, i do no aspire to be her at all. She was way more attractive before the bleach blond bimbo wonky titted clown makeup lush she blossomed into.

Plus...i think about 50% or more of the men in here are gay...not 2%. lol.

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I don't understand how these doctors, women, who put fake breast think that breast like that is ok to look at and for men to suck on? That is hideousmongous.

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

I smell burnt hair.

That said, she is way more talented than a lot of the slags out there.

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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on September 3, 2008 - 9:43am.

In singing terms, she is above average when her ego is reigned in, although the self-indulgent scale runs are abhorrent to the ears.
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Thank you. The bitch is a powerhouse singer... but I always wondered if she even knows how to tone it down.

Like when she's singing to the little baby Batboy, is she going, "Twiiiinkle Twiiiiiiiinkle Little Staaaaaaaaar, How IIIIIIII, oh yeah IIIIIII wonder what you aaaaaaaaaaare..." all loud and right into his little face.

One of these days, he's just gonna reach up and punch in the bloated rabbit nose.

lol @ snowpiece. I agree that "Walk Away" is a good song... I wished she released it as a single. It would've done well on pop radio or even on the r&b stations. Its a lovely song and one of my favorites off of "Stripped"

Submitted by Ria on September 3, 2008 - 4:44pm

Could you direct me to these interviews?

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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone

"It will inspire you to get a sex change."

love it! that was hilarious

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I love that song of her's "walk away" and I think it proves that she has an awesome voice. I don't know anything really about music so don't jump all over me but the first time I heard that song I was like "Wow, so this tranny clown CAN SING HER ASS OFF!"
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uh ZiggyStardust, you do realize that she has done interviews where they asked her about the perfume and Christina talked about the ingredients and what was in it and so forth? Its been done...

Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on September 3, 2008 - 4:37pm.

If you think that Xtina is an amazing talent, then you are clearly a person of little cultural capital. She may be a better singer than people like Britney and Rhianna, but that a great singer does not make.

In singing terms, she is above average when her ego is reigned in, although the self-indulgent scale runs are abhorrent to the ears.

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I agree she wears way too much makeup, however, she's pretty, and a true talent, unlike some
cough, brittney, cough.

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Submitted by DivasGone on September 3, 2008 - 12:34pm.
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I noticed that yesterday...she looks bloated in her face...maybe it's hormonal.

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Christina Aguilera has amazing talent and she is drop dead gorgeous. Lets be real here people 98% of the guys that post on this site wish they could get with her and (the other 2% are gay) and 100% of the woman on here wish they could be her.

Christina Aguilera has amazing talent and she is drop dead gorgeous. Lets be real here people 98% of the guys that post on this site wish they could get with her and (the other 2% are gay) and 100% of the woman on here wish they could be her.

Ok. Someone tell me why her face looks different. There's something off about her... I don't know. Does it look fuller? I don't remember her nose looking like that... Or is she botoxed?

There's something off about Xtina... and I can't put my finger on it. Even though if I could, I'd probably get finger herpes.

That's right.. I said, finger herpes!

Submitted by waywhiteboyj on September 3, 2008 - 9:17am.

You know how sometimes you'll be walking through a store and some woman will have on SOOO much make-up that you can smell it? Well, if they have bottled X-Tina's "Inspire"ation, that is what it will smell like.
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and sometimes it's soooo bad you can taste it?!

and then later the far back of your nose starts to sting and burn.

such a turn on.

frankly i'd rather smell the rankest of BO than most of these new perfumes -- too many petro chemicals.

Snowpiece - I agree. Though her music isn't my type, she CAN actually sing, her voice isn't dubbed over digitally like Shitters.

And the dress, if it was about 4 inches longer, I'd wear it.

Submitted by M.E. on September 3, 2008 - 12:17pm.

When your dress is so short that when you sit down, it doesn't cover your ass......it's time to wear some pants with that *ahem* dress
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I wish a journalist would ask her about the ingredients in 'her' perfume.

Her circuits would probably fry attempting to spell the word perfume.

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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone

The wonders of makeup...I'm telling ya, I could be a model if I had a professional makeup artist if they can make scary lady we saw the other day look like THAT.

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Hekki, are you certain you aren't working in a building with Aubrey O'Day?

Submitted by Hekki on September 3, 2008 - 8:23am.
Submitted by waywhiteboyj: "You know how sometimes you'll be walking through a store and some woman will have on SOOO much make-up that you can smell it?"

LOL. Yes! I never thought about it before but it's true!

There's a woman in my building who wears a TON of foundation three shades too dark, has fake aqua contacts, tons of lipliner, etc. She must have curly black hair naturally but it's bleached to white and straightened. She is the nicest woman in the world, but she looks like a tranny and smells like Maybelline.

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 3, 2008 - 8:59am.
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 3, 2008 - 4:34pm.
Okay...i saw pics of her day before yesterday coming out of a club

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I know you have the 411 on all things xtina...but i SWEAR there were pic of her either leaving a restaurant at night or a club....I will find the pics. Just saw it yesterday. She was wearing that dress....

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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on September 3, 2008 - 11:22am.

ha! i totally feel you.
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Submitted by Stan Hooper on September 3, 2008 - 12:22pm.

It's a good thing babies are color blind, her son probably doesn't notice that hideous lipstick color or the color of her hair
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LOL! They're not, actually...He's gonna wonder why he's SO attracted to Trannies when he grow up;P

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