Aniston To Play Stalker
Something tells me that the curly-haired dude woke up to find hundreds of voicemails from a crying, crazy lady screaming, "CALL MEEEE! I LOVEEEE YOU! PLEASE!!!," while dozens of cats meowed in the background. Curly haired dude was perplexed because the only thing he ever said to Aniston was "Hi." And that's all it takes.
Jenny Ann just shot a guest spot for "30 Rock" in NYC. According to NBC, she will play a "free-spirited, Fatal Attraction-like stalker." Jenny's character, Claire Harper, is Tina Fey's old roommate and starts stalking Alec Baldwin. Playing a stalker? It makes sense. She's done all the research already. I mean, she already knows the lyrics to The Police's "Every Breath You Take." She can sing it in ten different languages and can even play it on the kazoo.
Here's Jenny, Tina and Jane Krakowski getting wet on the set the other night. This scene is totally going to be a "Friends" parody, right?
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Submitted by Pimpcessa on September 3, 2008 - 12:53pm.
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Wait a minute, I like Jen too!! And I think Hudson would be nowhere without her Momma. But I loved Goldie Hawn. There is much to said for people that can make us laugh, I mean immagine a world of nothing but action or really heavy/deep meaning movies. My God, the suicide rate would be through the roof!
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I feel the exact same way. Comedy is where it's at! People like to escape their own drama for awhile. I've never been big into action movies. I'd rather laugh my ass off then watch someone try and act like a bad ass on the screen. Since when can't an actress go back and forth from the big screen to TV ? Why is she a failure for doing this? Many movie actresses make cameo appearances on sitcoms all the time! That's where Jen got her big break - I'm glad to see she hasn't turned her back on television. Geez, look at what happened when Pitt tried his acting chopps on the one episode of Friends. He was about as funny as a root canal! Just goes to show that NOT everyone can pull off comedy or TV.
Um....can i just point out that she isnt really in that water. Her hair is dry...and so is she.
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Submitted by Hekki on September 3, 2008 - 1:06pm.
You know who bugs me? That Jane Krakowski. Why does she always have to be a slut? She is ugly in the face and has a TERRIBLE body.
I think you kinda answered your own question there...in order to get some, she's got to be a slut
Submitted by NitWitty on September 3, 2008 - 12:33pm.
Surprisingly, yes he was good, although the dream didn't last too long because my toddler woke me up crying in the middle of the damn night! Kid hasn't woke up in the middle on the night in FOREVER and that's the night he wakes me up...then to add insult to injury I had to bring him in my bed so I couldn't wake my husband up for sexay times...
I think Jen looks GORGEOUS in that main pic.
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I was going to say that that wouldn't be acting for her, but then again, it's with Alec Baldwin. It would take some mad acting skills to stalk him because if it were me, I would probably end up burying him on set.
I dislike Kate Hudson much more than Chiniston. She's just blase, but she likes the WEEEEEEEEED so she's okie dokey (to quote Star's bf) in my book.
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Submitted by Pimpcessa on September 3, 2008 - 9:53am.
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Wait a minute, I like Jen too!! And I think Hudson would be nowhere without her Momma. But I loved Goldie Hawn. There is much to said for people that can make us laugh, I mean immagine a world of nothing but action or really heavy/deep meaning movies. My God, the suicide rate would be through the roof!
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oh and curly haired guy looks like a hockey player. moreso than that guy from alaska.
i'll bet he wraps things in electrical tape for jollies.
Submitted by Pimpcessa on September 3, 2008 - 9:58am.
StickaCockinWoo...
Right?? I'm about to have a friggin seizure with all those flashing ads. Gives a girl a headache for realze.
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Since getting it the only thing that's flashed at me is my cats butt.
You know who bugs me? That Jane Krakowski. Why does she always have to be a slut? She is ugly in the face and has a TERRIBLE body. Do guys find her sexy? Really?
Yes, her character is funny, but I think I can't suspend my disbelief and find her alluring. The other chick (the young blonde) who's supposed to be sexy on that show is. Tina Fey is about 100 times sexier than Jane Krakowski.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on September 3, 2008 - 11:32am
Well, you know it's almost like she can do no right. If she decides to screw around like she did with Paul Sculfor and John Mayer, it's all "oh but she hired them because no one wants to date her" but when she's in a relationship with a regular dude with regular flaws like Vince What's-his-face then she's desperate and settling for whoever. You can't win in a situation like that.
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Right?? I'm about to have a friggin seizure with all those flashing ads. Gives a girl a headache for realze.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Must the stupid advertisement of bravo take over my whole computer? I want to read your stuff not their stuff.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
she's taking a page from brittney's book, when you're no longer relevant, go on tv.
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Wait a minute, I like Jen too!! And I think Hudson would be nowhere without her Momma. But I loved Goldie Hawn. There is much to said for people that can make us laugh, I mean immagine a world of nothing but action or really heavy/deep meaning movies. My God, the suicide rate would be through the roof!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
I, for one, am DEEPLY offended that you would imply that many of us don't think Kate Hudson is an irritating, irrelevant no-talent bimbo who is pathetically fucking her way through H-wood and is only famous because her mother was an irritating, irrelevant no-talent bimbo 40 years ago.
You can call me fat... say my mother is a whore... tell me my baby is ugly.. but NO ONE tells me that I like Kate Hudson. NO ONE!!!!
*waving fist*
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LOL! ok - so not everyone is a Kate fan ... but still I don't hear people saying shit about her career. The media and bloggers can be very hypocritical. I do agree, Kate has gotten to where she is with the help of "mommy" and Kurt !
I hate it when the jokes are true.
Submitted by K2 on September 3, 2008 - 9:34am.
I still find it sooo ironic how Kate Hudson has played the same roles in her last 3 movies ( How to lose a guy/ Me, You & Dupree/ Fools Gold) and is coming out with ANOTHER movie in which she plays the woman trying to hang onto a man, lose a man, divorce a man.... AND no one says SHIT!! double standard yet again.
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I, for one, am DEEPLY offended that you would imply that many of us don't think Kate Hudson is an irritating, irrelevant no-talent bimbo who is pathetically fucking her way through H-wood and is only famous because her mother was an irritating, irrelevant no-talent bimbo 40 years ago.
You can call me fat... say my mother is a whore... tell me my baby is ugly.. but NO ONE tells me that I like Kate Hudson. NO ONE!!!!
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It was just a matter of time before Jenn headed back to TV. Movie career in the crapper.
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I might actually be interested in her if she shook it up a bit but her hair bores me, her tone of voice puts me to sleep and she got so good at playing Rachel Green that she can't play anything but Rachel Green. And Friends wasn't THAT good.
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Submitted by Big L on September 3, 2008 - 12:34pm.
I wonder if MK likes TOP DESIGN???
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I wondered the same thing. Then I thought that MK wanted to make me crazy with that one ad that makes me keep playing dodge ball with it.
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Submitted by K2 on September 3, 2008 - 11:34am.
Let all the bashers talk .... the ratings for this particular episode will be through the roof! She is awesome. Seeing her on TV again will be refreshing. She may not have earned herself any Oscars but she certainly has comedic timing and a sense of humor. There's no question that she has talent but it's been overshadowed by the need to label her the "desperate victim"! She's stunning, has an awesome body and tons of money. I still find it sooo ironic how Kate Hudson has played the same roles in her last 3 movies ( How to lose a guy/ Me, You & Dupree/ Fools Gold) and is coming out with ANOTHER movie in which she plays the woman trying to hang onto a man, lose a man, divorce a man.... AND no one says SHIT!! double standard yet again.
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Well at least shes getting work?
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I love Jennie Poo. I mean I really love her. No really really love her. I have a super huge crush on her. I want to chew her legs off and make them mine. If she's a stalker and I'm a stalker and we're stalking each other....what would happen. I must stalk this over.
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Let all the bashers talk .... the ratings for this particular episode will be through the roof! She is awesome. Seeing her on TV again will be refreshing. She may not have earned herself any Oscars but she certainly has comedic timing and a sense of humor. There's no question that she has talent but it's been overshadowed by the need to label her the "desperate victim"! She's stunning, has an awesome body and tons of money. I still find it sooo ironic how Kate Hudson has played the same roles in her last 3 movies ( How to lose a guy/ Me, You & Dupree/ Fools Gold) and is coming out with ANOTHER movie in which she plays the woman trying to hang onto a man, lose a man, divorce a man.... AND no one says SHIT!! double standard yet again.
I wonder if MK likes TOP DESIGN???
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Submitted by applehead on September 3, 2008 -
I actually had a dream last night that I did sexy times with Chandler from "friends"...talk about random dream! Especially after watching "The Shield" then going to bed...
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Well, by all means! Don't keep us in suspence, woman! Was he any good?!
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Submitted by MONKEYPOX on September 3, 2008 - 4:19pm.
It's the desperate way that she sets up ludicrous publicity stunts to counter any and all Brangelina coverage that annoys me.
Oh, and pity parties.
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Things that are difficult to say when drunk
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10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
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How does Jen looks so pretty and fresh faced in that first pic and blah in all the rest?
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Woo-hoo! Thanks Monkeypox. I finally have an ally. I like Ms. Aniston too. I remember the South Park episode too. It is a classic with "Getting Gay With Kids" and Cartman hitting everything with a stick.
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Submitted by MONKEYPOX on September 3, 2008 - 11:21am.
Anyone remember the awesome job she did on South Park as the hippie music teacher who gets lost in the rain forest and then comes to her senses?
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yes! that was awesome. she should be choosing more roles that dont portay a single desparate woman.
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Nothing wrong with getting to stalk Baldwin and get paid for it.
Submitted by NitWitty on September 3, 2008 - 12:18pm.
@Okie! That's Jane Krakwhorski! OMG! I'm SOOO glad her ass bothers you too! Because, it's drove me nuts since she was on Ally McB back in the day..LMAOO
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Yeah...she's pretty funny with that body image stuff...it almost makes me think she put up with a lot of shit as an actress that's almost beautiful.
She did that fat thing when she had her baby on 30 Rock and the Muffin Top song...We can't all be born with luscious bums and tiny waists,*sigh*...just so you know my bum is just fine but I am a little boyish - I always wished for a smaller waist:(
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Submitted by NitWitty on September 3, 2008 - 12:16pm.
hee hee
I actually had a dream last night that I did sexy times with Chandler from "friends"...talk about random dream! Especially after watching "The Shield" then going to bed...
Anyone remember the awesome job she did on South Park as the hippie music teacher who gets lost in the rain forest and then comes to her senses?
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Submitted by oklahoma on September 3, 2008 - 11:17am.
FatMartha!! I want to poop on you! Well, just your toes, that's not so bad..
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Awwww. Fanks, dearie! The feeling is mutual. <3 I have been lurking for the last day or two so now I am back to trolling the posts and waiting for the right moment to fart, poop, or bloop.
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What's with all the Jen hate? I mean, look at her! She's effing gorgeous! And she really can act (The Good Girl, Friends with money, Derailed-the movie was awful but she was great in it!). I highly doubt that she's a desparate chick just dying to get a man and a baby. If she was, I'm sure she would've adopted, and used that kid to snag some dude desperate to be a dad (look how well that worked AJ...). Anyhoo, she looks good and man would I kill for her body. LEAVE JEN ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!
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Angel_i. OMG. Yikes! Not a good angle for her, maybe not a good outfit, or geesh! *shoves a ham into her panties* There, try that JANE!!
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@Okie! That's Jane Krakwhorski! OMG! I'm SOOO glad her ass bothers you too! Because, it's drove me nuts since she was on Ally McB back in the day..LMAOO
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Submitted by oklahoma on September 3, 2008 - 11:15am.
who is that SAD sad no assed girl in the black dress, who has her no ass back to us, w/ the creepy hair in a creeepy barrette (sp?) *swallows puke, ya know, cause I"m not above that* lol..
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It kinda looks like La Hohan!
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FatMartha!! I want to poop on you! Well, just your toes, that's not so bad..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!