Star With A Straight Dude?!
Star Jones' new dude is totally throwing off my gaydar. I keep hitting the side of that shit, but it's still not giving me an exact reading. I can totally picture her new dude's manpussy puckering at the sight of a 12-incher. On the other hand, he totally looks like he mainly wears pleated Dockers and says the phrase "okie dokie" at least a dozen times a day. That makes me think he's totally straight. But then again, he is kissing Star Jones. She attracts more closeted homos than the Republican Convention.
Here's Star and her new man making children cry by touching lips at the US Open yesterday. Star should tear herself away from him for a quick minute and go tend to that sad pussy sitting on her head. It needs major loving....and a flea bath.
On the other hand, he totally looks like he mainly wears pleated Dockers and says the phrase "okie dokie" at least a dozen times a day
Um, mk, you totally named my father just now!
My gaydar says straight. And I'd hit it!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
You go girl and he is fine!!!!! Does he have a single brother...???
I hope she finds happiness!!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
is it just me or does homey look like Tay Zonday's long-lost Chocolate Rain daddy?
Ugh, Star with a dude should be shocking enough...
And she's looking mighty hard these days... unemployment does not do her well.
Poor guy. Looks like he's in for a really long, long night.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
He looks like he just realized that he's going to have to sleep with her
I can't remember his name but Star's new man is a CHEF!!! So don't put away the gaydar just yet.
Michael, you deserve a Pulitzer for this post alone.
"More closeted homo's than the Republican Convention"
Frickin genius!
Yeah, I don't care either.
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Quicker than his own shadow.
He looks like a dissipated middle school teacher.
"Open your books to page.......zzzzzzzzz."
Wow! She actually does like them straight? Huh? Go figure!
Ki Ki Dallas
He looks like a Pound Puppy.
Her face was prettier when she was big.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!! @
"She attracts more closeted homos than the Republican Convention.
Open letter to Michael K:
Honey, I know you need dollars to entertain us. but for thee love of God Almighty, please get rid of those "So Pretty. So Fat. So Sad." ads. No she is not pretty, yes, she's fat, no I'm not sad.
Please find a better way to make money.
Thanks Michael,
Much Appreciated.
Stan Hooper
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
He's kinda handsome.
He's setting off my gaydar.
time will tell if this will work out...some chicks just attract the wrong dudes...anyways, if he's giving star the high hard one, then who am i to judge?
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
Honestly she looks like she is FINALLY getting some lovin....dont think I've ever seen her with a bigger bed head than that. She never had a hair out of place when she was with big gay AL. :D
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Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.
Good for her. Seriously. She deserves some lovin' after the Big Gay Al fiasco.
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"Fun and failure, they always start the same way." -George Michael Bluth
Submitted by DR.FUNK on September 3, 2008 - 1:00pm.
He looks like the CTO(CHIEF TECHNOLOGY OFFICER) of a
Fortune 500 company.Like some dorky computer geek who got promoted after his hair grayed & he bought a respectable pair of untaped glasses.
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And that's why I would hit it.
Good luck to her. As much as I hate Star's ex-fat-ass, I cannot help but feeling sorry for her about the marriage debacle, public ridicule, sinking career, tarnished image, etc. Hopefully she's learned a lesson or two from her woes and will move on as a better human being.
Weeeellll, I haven't seen him in action, so I can't say for sure. He looks like the preppy kind of black guy that white people feel comfortable with.
I'm not her hugest fan, but I find her entertaining, so I hope she is happy with him. And hopefully she won't be such a greedy pig if she gets married again.
He looks like the CTO(CHIEF TECHNOLOGY OFFICER) of a
Fortune 500 company.Like some dorky computer geek who got promoted after his hair grayed & he bought a respectable pair of untaped glasses.
Oh, god bless her, she can finally get good straight cock.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Wow. They actually look cute together.
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
I may be in the minority here, but good for Star. She's looking great now. Yeah..the wig needs a good washing, but looks like she has a real man by her side. Good for her. Every woman including Terry McMillan, needs love after marrying and divorcing a gay man.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy