Wednesday, September 3rd 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Nay Nay's homely ass must give amazing cunnilingus - Hollywood Tuna
Alien head in a bikini - Egotastic!
Holly Madison, we can all see your chocha (NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Miley Cyrus' $75,000 birthday gift to herself - Hollywood Rag
I want to go to Disneyland too - Popsugar
Zac Efron is Teen Vogue's October cover girl - Just Jared
Nicole Cage still has mid-life crisis hair - Lainey Gossip
Celebrity chichis caught on film - Cityrag
Thankfully, Brit Brit kept her top on - IDLYITW
The Mac Dude talks about his gay porn experience - Towleroad
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Ooooo, a nooner with CTH? Holy toliet bats! *bending over*
I love you horz. Where are you Slitty?
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El corazón no envejece; es el cuero que se arruga.
OMG LO, I don't know how I did w/out you all these months, LMAOOOO ♥♥♥
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
That girl is ugly for a man or a woman. Thank god she has money.
Holly Madison, did she fell off from being Hef's girl, that is not how a lady that want's to settle down should act.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Ewwww lawd! I done missed your asses too!
DeeDee in the house and WTF SNOW PIECE IS HERE!!!!
wooot woot all you hookers are here!
i feel like when dorothy woke up from her murderous nap! Dorothy was a MURDERER! pushing houses on people! bitch!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
@Dee..She's a tramp that'll haunt us for sure!
bwhahahaa..smart arse!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Stand up Deedee, I'm bending you over your desk.
on topic, I'm listening to an audioslave video and chris cornell is walking sex..
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Hi CTH! *boot moving over to slap your nalgas*
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El corazón no envejece; es el cuero que se arruga.
by DeeDee on September 3, 2008 - 1:10pm.
Tila looks like a trampahontas.
BITCH you owe me a new keyboard, I just shot diet coke through my nose! LMFAO~
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Holá Lolo!
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El corazón no envejece; es el cuero que se arruga.
Tila looks like a trampahontas.
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El corazón no envejece; es el cuero que se arruga.
Hey Lolo, ya nutcase! I missed your ASSSSSSSSS! ♥
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Dear Oakie: may the year to come be filled with all the blessings and vicoden you could ever crave,
love, Snow
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Lolo
and FEED THE FUCKING TOILET BATS!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
I never realized how many stars have wonky chichis. Rosario Dawson's are nice.
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El corazón no envejece; es el cuero que se arruga.
Tweaking Islandgirl's nips
happy barfday okie!!!! did you get high? you wanna get high? my barfday was the 23rd.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Happy belated birfday, Okie!! Why didn't you say something?? *glares*
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“Women don’t like you at all. And men don’t like you enough to make up for it.”
CthHoff.. Thank you!! *runs off w/ your pants* Monday was my birfday, And I need extra wishes pweese! I'm so needy, yea this is a pathetic plea *pouts*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
christine the hoff on September 3, 2008 - 1:03pm.
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Back at ya, HOR!!
*shakes tatas*
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“Women don’t like you at all. And men don’t like you enough to make up for it.”
She looks SO beautiful. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""" last week. It is said she is dating young billlionaire on that site. Is she single now?
GD it LoLo.. Wtf! flick a boogar on my and call me a brand new sweater sleeve!!! Will you marry my right Tit-tay??
Xxyxz is already promised to my left boob.
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
xxyxz snowy island girl PSL okie, etc and all
HAPPY HUMPING DAY HO'S!
'" taking pants down"
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Wont the world be ever so upset when they learn that Tilla is really a vaginal bugger that got loose from Paris Hiltons snatch-a-roo! You guys have NO CLUE that while you were here talking about poliTICKS and cuddle parties for the obese and apparently very clean "Caption This" victims that a piece of hiltons cunt lint was out trying to destroy the world with her "gay for pay" antics and jello shots.
Call county, get your sofa batteries, and get the gub'ment out here STAT!
That mini cloverfield is gonna give the world herpes!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Oklahoma !!!
Hey hooker
Snowy ... I have to delete this post and my other one for that matter
But that song is okay
I don't think either of those girls are ugly and I'm not drunk yet.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by yepyepyep on September 3, 2008 - 1:49pm.
Tila is sucking her stomach in so much it hurts me
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I think it's just the way she's moving while she's dancing.
LOL@salem13
xxyxz OUCH!!! ♥ LOLOLOLOL I haven't even seen the video, and in my mind she is singing about my BF and he's no Jonas, LOLOLOLOLOL
****************************1/20/09
"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Drama! you are soo right.. You would think she is taping a new season of her Tequila show she is sucking so bad/hard there..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
God this layout fucking sucks.
So Michael K is getting a couple G's out of this right?
Snowy
*slaps silly*
What??? LOL the SONG is okay but the video is annoying
And she is still in lurve with a fucking Jonas Brother
Tila is sucking her stomach in so much it hurts me
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
there's no erotic visuals going through my head when i think about the fugly nay nay and the moon headed tila chowing down on each other...
ricci's tats...she'll regret those as time marches on...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
Tila Tequila would be perfect in a live action ANTZ movie remake http://www.movieweb.com/gallery/PGwj4EBCPpuazD/6TK747t9lNcuZde
I saw Nic Cage on Letterman last night he was ok.
Submitted by Hekki on September 3, 2008 - 1:34pm.
Holly Madison looks like a 50 year old who looks really good for her age.
There's something very plastic or fakeish about her. Like there's no substance or something, I can't quite put my finger on it
Tila does have a teeny weeny waist, but she also looks to me like she's sucking that stomach in for all she's worth, which bugs me.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by KD on September 3, 2008 - 1:36pm.
Did I miss something or didn't MK post anything about Halle's baby, Nalah?
He posted about her late last week. On the right click on Halle's name and it should take you to that post
what IS it about Neigh Neigh's face? Is it the lack of chin? I know where she can get some EXTRA CHIN in Hollywood!
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Ney ney DOES look like a nehhhhh
I'm sick to death of Miley Cyrus
Nick Cage. Ewww
Submitted by islandgirl on September 3, 2008 - 12:30pm.
"Nay Nay's homely ass must give amazing cunnilingus"
And I bet Neigh Neigh's bank account does too.
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*giggle snort* Funny beesh. ♥
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El corazón no envejece; es el cuero que se arruga.
My beef curtains bring all the drunk girls to the yard, and their like "my beef curtains" are bigger then yours, damn right, their bigger than yours. -Tila
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
If I was a pubescent girl, I would totally be feeling up my training bra titties for zac efron. His eyes are awesome.
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
Hekki : I cant hate on the little Montana either and here comes the part where you all excommunicate me but I can't help singing along to Seven Things.....:p :p :p
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Did I miss something or didn't MK post anything about Halle's baby, Nalah? I saw a pic on MSN, and the kid is not as cute as I hoped. She'll probably be cuter when she gets a little bigger, though.
Holy bobblehead
Her waist is tiny but her head looks MASSIVE compared to the rest of her. Her neck's probably got a six-pack from working so hard to hold that skull up!
I can't hate on Miley for buying that car. She works pretty hard, that little cash cow. OT rant: What is UP with all these "luxury" cars? They all look the same nowadays. Used to be a Jaguar had a signature look, sleek and low. Mercedes had that dignified grill; BMWs and Saabs had their own distinct looks. Now I can't tell a Lexus sedan from a Mercedes. THe only cars that have their own "look" are VW Beetles and MiniCoopers. Oh, and the PT Cruiser *shaking head in sadness*
Holly Madison looks like a 50 year old who looks really good for her age.
I saw Nicolas Cage on Letterman last night. It was pretty bad hair..
But when I clicked on the link, look what I found...
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Not sure what exactly Nic was promoting on Dave but it really doesn’t matter anyway. He’s like the Kate Hudson of big box office – makes the same movie over and over and over again.
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Who says that no one talks about Kate Hudson?!?!
*looking at K2*
Your head should not be bigger than your waist. Tila is a Bratz doll.
"Nay Nay's homely ass must give amazing cunnilingus"
And I bet Neigh Neigh's bank account does too.
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“Women don’t like you at all. And men don’t like you enough to make up for it.”
Holy Shit- Tila Fuckila's waist is so tiny!
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Feeling down and dirty, feeling kinda mean; I've been from one to another extreme; It's time I had a good time, ain't got time to wait; I wanna stick around til I can't see straight