Wednesday, September 3rd 2008
What Does "FBD" Really Mean?
According to Star Magazine, Jessica Simpson has a nickname for Tony Romo. She calls him "FBD" - future baby's daddy. I think I'm going to "PUL" - puke up lunch.
As nauseating as "future baby's daddy" is, I doubt that's what FBD really means. Maybe it really means "fake boyfriend douche." Most people would say "fake douche boyfriend," but this is Jessica we're talking about. It could also mean "fisting buddy for daddy." Yeah, that's probably it.
Here's the "BTF" (big tittied frog) leaving Eva LongWHORIA's fugly restaurant with her "BTG" (big tranny girlfriend) last night.
Wenn
Foot Ball Dick
Funbags Buttfuck Dong
Floppy Balls and Dick
Fuck Bill Dance
Do your roots...Jess...do your damn roots already! PLEASE!
Your face!
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on September 3, 2008 - 4:37pm.
Submitted by angel_i on September 3, 2008 - 3:22pm
I fecking loved Newly weds just because everytime she opened her big, stupid mouth and said something idiotic (which was every two seconds) Nick would look at her with this hatred of a thousand suns burning in his eyes like "Did you just say that?"
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YES! That's how I made it through 5 minutes!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Furiously Boning Dumbass.
(Sorry, that's all I got)
She's so dumb that Tony has her convinced that babies are made rectally.
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Quicker than his own shadow.
fucking ball deep?
which would be in itself a challenge to fill Miss Simpson. Much like trying to fill the Grand Canyon with morning after piss. I imagine her Balogny hole no longer cares, nor is able to feel.
All this clutter, this cluster fuck of thoughts.
Submitted by gdubs on September 3, 2008 - 7:49pm.
Fat Bag of Dicks
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You can get them by the bag? GAWD, why doesn't anyone tell me anything?
Submitted by speakit on September 3, 2008 - 5:45pm.
Forgettable Blonde Dipshit
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HELL YES.
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Fat Bag of Dicks
Forgettable Blonde Dipshit
Full Body Deodorant
Fresh Boy Dicks
Flaming Boner Destroyer
The more this dumb broad runs her mouth, the more excited I get. It's just a matter of time before the Cowboy fans pressure Romo to dump this twit!
Submitted by de Cosmos on September 3, 2008 - 6:57pm.
Fucked By a Duck
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Don't knock it 'til you try it.
Fucked By a Duck
FBD-Fat Big Dick
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?--------------
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FBD? I would have thought it stood for "fucking boring dick"
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I love that one!
How bout Fucking Big-Eared Dick?
I swear to god she should write a book called Desperate, simple & stupid ways to lose your man by BTF
:(
George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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Michael Phelps’ heart pumps twice as much blood as the average human’s heart.Blood made of the failed Olympic dreams of everyone that has raced against him.
I'm still waiting for Tony Romo's obit to pop up highlight the cause of death as suicide.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
Are she and Paves surgically connected? There must be some law that he can't show his face without her.
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"You don't remember the motorcycle gang? Doing the striptease in front of them at the bar? The iguana? Good God, man. Tell me you remember the iguana!"
FBD? I would have thought it stood for "fucking boring dick"
Pimp daddy must think its time to reproduce, everyone else is, bad time for a rapture.
Submitted by FatMartha on September 3, 2008 - 4:51pm.
Ahahaha. I had EGGS for breakfast. You know what that means, right? My roomie will probably suffocate from the noxious gases. Or, she and I can have one of our farting contests. Those are always fun too!
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Oooooo! Hold your farts in until morning and then they'll be HOT egg farts = extra smelly.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
She is SO FUCKING retarded it makes my eyes cross...GOOD GOD...
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"If she's {Jenna Jameson} a devout Catholic, then I'm Mary Full of Grace."
His Holiness MK, 8/25/08
YMAtT,
*sigh*
Well, hell. Nun of us is a match for your bedroom eyes and your charming wit.
xxyxz,
Here, take this daisy as a token of my remorse.
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Farts Behind Doors
Fucks Boy Dogs
Fingers Bored Dobermans
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 3, 2008 - 3:33pm.
Submitted by FatMartha on September 3, 2008 - 4:10pm.
That was GREAT. I had sausages for breakfast and pizza for lunch. Tomorrow's deposit is going to be a GOODER.
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Ahahaha. I had EGGS for breakfast. You know what that means, right? My roomie will probably suffocate from the noxious gases. Or, she and I can have one of our farting contests. Those are always fun too!
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FOUR PAWS, INC. KILLS ANIMALS. BOYCOTT THEIR PRODUCTS.
http://thechaistory.blogspot.com/
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 3, 2008 - 4:40pm.
Jeez...sure, there's bad grammar here, but it's nothing compared to other rag sites. For instance, I have a feeling that half of the commenters on TMZ took advantage of the free lobotomy clinics in their local areas.
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Well OBVIOUSLY. It's Tard-O-Rama over there.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 3, 2008 - 3:28pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 3, 2008 - 4:03pm.
I wonder what ever happened to the Grammar Police that used to grace us with his/her presence.
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I think its head exploded from all the horrible grammar at DListed.
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Jeez...sure, there's bad grammar here, but it's nothing compared to other rag sites. For instance, I have a feeling that half of the commenters on TMZ took advantage of the free lobotomy clinics in their local areas.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by angel_i on September 3, 2008 - 3:22pm
I fecking loved Newly weds just because everytime she opened her big, stupid mouth and said something idiotic (which was every two seconds) Nick would look at her with this hatred of a thousand suns burning in his eyes like "Did you just say that?"
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by xxyxz on September 3, 2008 - 3:20pm.
Screams!!!
Clarisse you always ignore me! Gosh ... Me and YMAT fuck in your bed ONE time and you hold it against me forevah
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Don't hold it against xxy, Clareeeeeeeese--it was all my fault. I seduced her with my bedroom eyes, my romantic fervor, and my charming wit.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
xxyxz !!!
I'z not ignoring you!! Deeze bitches makin me work!!!
*hands xxyxz a warm brownie*
Here, take this!
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
I got suckered into watching Jessica's video for "Come On Over" and it completely screams, "I want to be Carrie Underwood."
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
Submitted by FatMartha on September 3, 2008 - 4:10pm.
*doesn't know any*
Er... why did the chicken cross the road?
BECAUSE I FUCKING SAID SO. *poops*
How's that?
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That was GREAT. I had sausages for breakfast and pizza for lunch. Tomorrow's deposit is going to be a GOODER.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
OMG, she looks so pretty. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site? Just curious.
FatMartha
Loves it!
Submitted by oklahoma on September 3, 2008 - 4:04pm.
LCT,, I'm busier then a Cat covering crap on a marble floor.. That is sort of a poo joke, Right? *nervous laugh* heehee..
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You're steamier than a dog turd in the middle of winter!! Yowza!
I hope that nervous laughter doesn't come with nervous direar or you're going to be knee-deep in shit!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 3, 2008 - 4:03pm.
I wonder what ever happened to the Grammar Police that used to grace us with his/her presence.
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I think its head exploded from all the horrible grammar at DListed.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Oklahoma
Can you call me @ 4:30 my time? I has to go somewhere right quick
*sad face*
When does this useless mouth breather GO AWAY???
Favorite Blumpkin Dick.
I made a new picture. *points at it* It is dedicated to all my poo-friends on here! :]
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FOUR PAWS, INC. KILLS ANIMALS. BOYCOTT THEIR PRODUCTS.
http://thechaistory.blogspot.com/
Stock broker--"last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it!"
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Xxyxz.. I will be stalking you.. I mean calling you soon!!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
I only ever saw like 5 minutes of that Reality Show she did with Nick...but it was pretty good, actually. It was her and Nick in the pool and he says: "You know - I was thinking about getting a hummer..." Silence, Jessucka: .. "Like today...?...Like - do you mean a car...?" And Nick laughs: "Sure, baby, I want to go look at Hummers today..." Vacant stare. "Ooooohhhh!"
It was a defining moment in their relationship for me. I don't know why but this FBD shit reminded me of that.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Fake Blonde Ditz
Foreals Brown Diarrhea
Fifteen Bent Dicks (in her ass)
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Screams!!!
Clarisse you always ignore me! Gosh ... Me and YMAT fuck in your bed ONE time and you hold it against me forevah
Oklahoma ... You have me laughing my arse off
No Viagra needed
FBD= Farting Bunny Dookies
Fetid Bagina Dirt
Fisting Bukake Dad
Yeah, I'm fresh outta ideas...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
This bitch is retarded.. Like some people come out of a club or whatever, looking high, drunk, and its kind of cool.. But she just looks really dumb,, And it pisses me off.. She can't even try to look cool, Her eyes are like Vacant, and really fucking retarded. Durrr der dr der durrr. *makes donkey sound* hee haw heeee hawww
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Your Mom Ate ~ "want to talk about class? There's you, there's you & Giorgio & there's you, Gorgio..and hey what's with the midget?"
Classic Rodney!!!
*looks down at bagina* Awe man, dirty dirty girl! Dirty bagina mouth?? Clean it up! w/ FDS!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!