Wednesday, September 3rd 2008
What Does "FBD" Really Mean?
According to Star Magazine, Jessica Simpson has a nickname for Tony Romo. She calls him "FBD" - future baby's daddy. I think I'm going to "PUL" - puke up lunch.
As nauseating as "future baby's daddy" is, I doubt that's what FBD really means. Maybe it really means "fake boyfriend douche." Most people would say "fake douche boyfriend," but this is Jessica we're talking about. It could also mean "fisting buddy for daddy." Yeah, that's probably it.
Here's the "BTF" (big tittied frog) leaving Eva LongWHORIA's fugly restaurant with her "BTG" (big tranny girlfriend) last night.
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shit Clarisse
You called it already
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 3, 2008 - 3:01pm.
FatMartha, will you tell me a poo joke?
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*doesn't know any*
Er... why did the chicken cross the road?
BECAUSE I FUCKING SAID SO. *poops*
How's that?
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FOUR PAWS, INC. KILLS ANIMALS. BOYCOTT THEIR PRODUCTS.
http://thechaistory.blogspot.com/
Y'allz thinkin boout FDS!
Just sayin'
Durrty bagina ladies
If you look real hard at Rodney and squint a bit, he kinda looks like Chestica, LOL
Sorry Rodney, that wasn't right.
Look don't pee down my back and tell me its raining.. And DON'T poop on my back and tell me you're R Kelly.. well, Unless you are Rkelly. If so I'm caling the GD cops..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Oh! I calls it! Poop post!
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Submitted by Jeffro11 on September 3, 2008 - 3:02pm.
and there will NEVER be a better cover of "Twist and Shout" than this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bemtqj2uhJ0
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Yeah, Rodney was the best. *sigh*
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
LCT,, I'm busier then a Cat covering crap on a marble floor.. That is sort of a poo joke, Right? *nervous laugh* heehee..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
"there you, there's Georgio...what's with the midget???"
Submitted by oklahoma on September 3, 2008 - 2:49pm.
*tosses muffin girl spray around for everyone*
*hands mirror to StockBroker* Now SB, you hold the mirrors for us, And we will spread our girl parts, and MAYBE hold your peen! Oh this is getting Naughty!! Wait, I don't think we use peen to clean ourselves.. *hands you back your peen* FRESH!!!!
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Bahahahaha! So sucio Okie.
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El corazón no envejece; es el cuero que se arruga.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 3, 2008 - 3:00pm.
Lissen, biches. I geyve the grammer powleese the dey off, so sumwun hass to tek ovur.
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I wonder what ever happened to the Grammar Police that used to grace us with his/her presence.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
and there will NEVER be a better cover of "Twist and Shout" than this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bemtqj2uhJ0
FatMartha, will you tell me a poo joke?
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by Jeffro11 on September 3, 2008 - 2:58pm.
LOVE the Thornton Melon quote!
"Why don't you call me some time, when you have no class?"
"Your wife was just showing us her Climt..."
"THE COUNCIL OF TRENT!!!"
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"How about Fantasyland?" lol
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 3, 2008 - 3:55pm.
That bloop was so big it ran off the meter! What's that smell?
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Well, I'm picking up hints of won ton, with slight sour cream undertones.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 3, 2008 - 3:54pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 3, 2008 - 2:49pm.
Argh!! And before one of you hoighty toighty grammer biatches smacks me, i know it's "an educational"!
I was...uh...thinkin of somethin else!!!
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What's the matter with you? Don't you know that if a noun begins with a vowel you begin with "an" and not "a?" Speaking of education, go get one! And one more thing:
*BLOOP!*
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Lissen, biches. I geyve the grammer powleese the dey off, so sumwun hass to tek ovur.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
OMG, she looks so pretty. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site? Just curious.
Oops! Double post...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
LOVE the Thornton Melon quote!
"Why don't you call me some time, when you have no class?"
"Your wife was just showing us her Climt..."
"THE COUNCIL OF TRENT!!!"
Seriously, people call Jen A desperate... what about this yeast infection? Bitch shut your mouth and think using that one brain cell you do have and keep your business to yourself.
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
She just keeps getting more pathetic as time goes on. Tony needs to break his contract with Papa Joe ASAP and get away from this delusional, clingy bitch.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 3, 2008 - 2:53pm.
BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
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That bloop was so big it ran off the meter! What's that smell?
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
felched by daddy, facialed by daddy...this dum-dum just makes it too easy.
I am BACK.
*farts*
Sorry. *gets out the Febreeze*
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FOUR PAWS, INC. KILLS ANIMALS. BOYCOTT THEIR PRODUCTS.
http://thechaistory.blogspot.com/
Stock Broker,
You won't need binoculars! To get the full effect you have to be REALLY close.
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Submitted by Clarisse on September 3, 2008 - 2:49pm.
Argh!! And before one of you hoighty toighty grammer biatches smacks me, i know it's "an educational"!
I was...uh...thinkin of somethin else!!!
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What's the matter with you? Don't you know that if a noun begins with a vowel you begin with "an" and not "a?" Speaking of education, go get one! And one more thing:
*BLOOP!*
lol
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
YMAT
*gives hickey * you're mine now
okie yay! I'm glad he didn't hold out on ya
I thought douches caused women to have yeast infections... _________________________________________________
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
I say the girl is in love, so leave her be
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Submitted by Jeffro11 on September 3, 2008 - 3:44pm.
FBD: Forced By Daddy
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YES! THAT'S IT! Or Fucked By Daddy!
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Hey xxyxz you skankalicious ho! Hey to all the other dirty sluts... and FBD is a feminine product? I can see F= Feminine and D= Douche but what's the B stand for?
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Clarisse ~ let me go get a chair & binoculors.
:)
*tosses muffin girl spray around for everyone*
*hands mirror to StockBroker* Now SB, you hold the mirrors for us, And we will spread our girl parts, and MAYBE hold your peen! Oh this is getting Naughty!! Wait, I don't think we use peen to clean ourselves.. *hands you back your peen* FRESH!!!!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Argh!! And before one of you hoighty toighty grammer biatches smacks me, i know it's "an educational"!
I was...uh...thinkin of somethin else!!!
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Xxyxz!!! *eeeks* G gave me $50..*glees*
Clarisse *drops them quickly* Anything for you deary *does doe eyed look*
Still LMAO @ StockBroker.. *wipes w/ cloth on forehead* there, there!!..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Stock Broker!
What a kaaaawinkie-dink! Okie and I were just going to start a educational demonstration
on what chicks use "down there"!
Okie,
Drop em!
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
FBD:
Forced By Daddy
xxy...whatchu doin standin over there lookin all sexay, wavin to me?
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Pul in Norwegian means fuck! Completely true.
Oklahoma ~ yea, I was sweating.
I don't know what chicks use "down there". I just remember TV commercials.
FBD = Fuckin' Buy me a Diamond already !!!
MonkeyPox
Hey slutface HookerBot
"future baby's daddy" ???
This HAS to be a bullshit story! Even Homo is not dumb enough to stick around if his pet name is "future baby's daddy"
Why wasn't Jessica drowned at birth?
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
What was the rumor going around about her Sister, Ashlee. It said on the Eonline thing that she was having weight issues. Was this Big or small issues.. Do tell if ya know.. I neeeeed details.. *whines, pees*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
does this no-talent skank actually stand in the mirror and work on the stupid looks on her face, or is it just a gift? It's nice to see that her 15 minutes are finally winding down, although she's perfect for the porn industry.
FBD= Floppy Baby Dick... Thought you'd know that by now, MK...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Wow I hate this dumb heffer so much. Just go away to the trailer park already with your jock boyfriend.
YMAT
Hey girlfriend
LoLo--
My assclown butt-licker boss is a miserable fucktard and today he went in the ladies room twice so from now on I'm gonna have my phone camera ready so I can snap a pic of him walking in there and send it to the Better Business Bureau. I wanna see the boorish putz cry like a little girl for the countless time he's pissed me off with his crude, poo-brained behaviour! And then if I have time left I'd like to stick baby corns up his nose, strip him down to his undies, put glitter and xtina lipstick on him and parade him along the town square!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon