Wednesday, September 3rd 2008
What Does "FBD" Really Mean?
According to Star Magazine, Jessica Simpson has a nickname for Tony Romo. She calls him "FBD" - future baby's daddy. I think I'm going to "PUL" - puke up lunch.
As nauseating as "future baby's daddy" is, I doubt that's what FBD really means. Maybe it really means "fake boyfriend douche." Most people would say "fake douche boyfriend," but this is Jessica we're talking about. It could also mean "fisting buddy for daddy." Yeah, that's probably it.
Here's the "BTF" (big tittied frog) leaving Eva LongWHORIA's fugly restaurant with her "BTG" (big tranny girlfriend) last night.
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FBD stands for FBD. I mean like duhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on September 3, 2008 - 1:29pm.
"Fellatio Before Date"?
You promised not to tell!!!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
CARROT LOVERRRRRRRRRRRRR
CARRROT TIMES OHHHHHHHH
its stads for Fuck Butler? DONE!
isnt that yer doooooode?
Geraldo Ribera Buttler times?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Salem13 on September 4, 2008 - 1:13am.
Fucked By Daddy
Ding Ding Ding we have a winner!
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
"Fellatio Before Date"?
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"Little bitty pretty one,
come on and talk-a to me.
A lovey dovey dovey one,
come sit down on my knee."
Wait.. Eva has a restaurant? What does she serve? Enchiladas and rice cakes in the shape of 9?
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Fish Butt Dinner
Fist'n Butt Dance-a-thon
Future Bukake Desert
fuck if i know this ho is tard to the max like oh my god
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
FBD
fucking bag of douche?
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Off Topic:
Did anyone mention that Jerry Reed passed away today (71):
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20080903.wobreed03/BN...
OnT:
@DeeDee: WINNAH!! :D
Edit: Thank YOU DeeDee!
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You fargin sneaky bastage.
No, No, No...time to focus on FOOTBALL Tony. If you blow one more playoff game you may be history. Go COWBOYS!!!
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
Awww thanks C-Word. ♥
I remember Jerry Reed from The Waterboy. Sadness. RIP Jerry.
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El corazón no envejece; es el cuero que se arruga.
this cow is so annoying...romo needs to ditch this trick pronto...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
God, this bitch is so fucking desperate she makes Eva Longoria tolerable... and that's not saying much.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
FBD=fake boy dick= her vibrator
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
Fucking Brain Dead
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El corazón no envejece; es el cuero que se arruga.
Fucked By Daddy
How can he still be seeing her after all the stupid things she's been saying?
I don't understand.
She is so desperate its not even funny anymore.
It's for she has a Freakishly Big Dick.
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“Women don’t like you at all. And men don’t like you enough to make up for it.”
Fake Blonde Ditz
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El corazón no envejece; es el cuero que se arruga.
This bitch loves the paparazzi following her around.
For a hair "stylist" Ken Paves always looks like shit.
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"Fun and failure, they always start the same way." -George Michael Bluth
this was the last thing i wanted to see, first thing waking up... geezus, she's useless, and proving it at every opportunity possible
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"Little bitty pretty one,
come on and talk-a to me.
A lovey dovey dovey one,
come sit down on my knee."
LOL that's the initials of my firm! hahahahaha
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
I don't know why but Fuckin bull dyke came to mind.
More like Future Boyfriend (that) Dumps (her).
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I am so sick of this ugly, untalented piece of trash. Earth to Messica: Nobody Cares!!!
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"How much is that doggie in the window?"