Who Took Harry Potter's Virginity?
In the newest issue of Details Magazine, DanRad, 19, admits that when he was 16, he lost his virginity to an older woman. Cougar lover! Dan wouldn't say who the lucky lady was. He only said that the age difference "wasn't ridiculous but it would freak some people out." By the way, 16 is the age of consent in Britain. According to UsWeekly, the chick who took DanRad's v-card is Amy Byrne. Amy was 23 at the time and worked as an assistant hairdresser on one of the Harry Potter movies. Amy just wanted to say she cracked Harry's potter. That didn't make any sense, but just politely nod your head and move on....
And Sharon Stone's cougar vagina is still salivating at the thought of DanRad being with an older women. Seriously, Sharon totally has a cougar vagina. She had it transplanted, so it could bring out her inner cougar to its full potential. I'm going off-topic. Back to Harry!
DanRad also said that he's not very wild. His only vice is vodka and Diet Coke (BLECH!). He went on to say, "I don't pretend to do anything particularly wild. But I say I try to do it simply by the choices I make in the work I do. I just like wrong-footing people. I write poetry and I love it. I like being different from most other people in my generation."
Shut up and just show me your magic wand! Seriously! DanRad is doing Equus here in NYC and I'm trying to get tickets as close as I can to the stage, just to see what Harry is working with. Yes, I care about these things. You know this. And for some reason, I also think DanRad is a total hot piece. A total hot piece with two vagina staches over his eyes.
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Submitted by madam s. on September 4, 2008 - 12:19am.
I worry about MK's mental health when the tag for a Daniel Radcliffe post is "hotness".
Hear hear. A) He's a kid B) He's Harry bloody Potter. It's like lusty after a Disney character.Which is never OK, except for Beast.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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Also: ha ha I've seen Dan Radcliffe's penis.
....ew!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
You're going to be disappointed in the piece.
I saw the performance in London, and they drop the temperature on the stage quite noticeably just before he gets naked. It's to prevent any unforeseen erections turning the show illegal.
Also: ha ha I've seen Dan Radcliffe's penis.
He looks like shit right here. I would totally hit it. Again and again! Im totally smitten by his hot ass. LOVE HIM.
I swear Mk, thank you for posting his sexy ass. Its no coincidence that you posted it on my birthday, it just means that me and daniel's rich sexy ass are meant for each other :-)
GOD! His makeup is better then mine was in the Drag Shows......
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
wow they put some color in his face. nice photoshopped pic.
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Submitted by jussayin on September 4, 2008 - 12:00am.
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ROFLMAO!!!
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
he looks like someone took his virginity, looked at it like wtf? and gave it right back.
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
HaHa... Did he plunge his wizard wand in her goblet of fire?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-367089/The-older-girl-whos-...
Sorry 19...crack harry's potter but good!
Your face!
I would probably want tickets to Equus up on the first row too. It's a naughty thought, MK, but one that I agree with wholeheartedly because he is hot piece...as well as a strapping young lad of 18...mmmm...!
Your face!
im glad details cleaned up some of the wild brush around that kids brow but can someone please wax that shit?? really??
I worry about MK's mental health when the tag for a Daniel Radcliffe post is "hotness". He is not hot, and will never, ever, ever, ever be hot. Even several reincarnations from now.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 3, 2008 - 6:55pm.
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I saw Lars and even with the extra weight he was sexy!
LOL @ your departure message! See ya!
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Queen C,
Half Nelson was great! If you have not seen Lars and The Real Girl yet, DO SO!!!!!
Well,
I'm off like a prom dress!
Ciao!
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Submitted by Clarisse on September 3, 2008 - 6:49pm.
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I say we organize a group to kidnap Ryan and chain his ass in my basement! I love him, especially in Half Nelson - HOTTEST CRACKHEAD EVER!!!! LOL
And yes, the wardrobe department hates Ed/Chuck. My mom watched the show by accident Monday and when I told her I loved Chuck Bass, she was like, "Is he the freak that had that damn part on the side of his head and was the only douche with a black ascot on at a WHITE party?!" LOL, why do they do this to him?! He's still hot though....especially when he's borderline stalking people. God, I need help.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
I think it was Helen Mirren. Did someone already say that????? I am home and SMOOOOKIN and that makes me lazy to read allll the comments. Yeah, I know stop hatin', LOL I will pass to all you hoes that roll with me.
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Queen C,
Like we'd let him back across the border!!!!
ITA about Ed too. The people who dress him and do his hair for that show though seriously hate him. Shit clothes and that plastered down hair parted on the side??? NO.
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 3, 2008 - 6:46pm.
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Damn, I forgot about that! Can't we keep him? :(
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Queen C,
Well Ryan is Canadian, so all we gots is Johnny Depp.
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OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 3, 2008 - 3:33pm.
QueenCharisma!
Shit yes! Give me a British actor over the milkentoast actors in the States ANYDAY! (Not Johnny! Johnny rules)
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DITTO on that one!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 3, 2008 - 6:33pm.
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YES!!! Johnny and Ryan Gosling are the only American actors that can get some tingling going in my nether regions. Otherwise, I stick with the Euros and Latinos.
But right now, my heart belongs to the very skanky Ed Westwick. He's dirty and gross and I love it!
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
@Zig..From whence do you hail..
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QueenCharisma!
Shit yes! Give me a British actor over the milkentoast actors in the States ANYDAY! (Not Johnny! Johnny rules)
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
You can get on stage seating for Equus. Not that I can afford them.
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 3, 2008 - 6:15pm.
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SOME Brits are HOT like the man in my avie, lol. Shameless plug, I know.....
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Personally i think the British are hot....well...cept for Doperty and Crackhouse....those two are a mess and a half!!
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Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.
He is hot. Lookin' good Mr. Potter. Lookin' good.
Lovers keep on the road you're on...
Runners until the race is run...
Soldiers you've got to soldier on...
Gay face.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
are we 100% sure danny's virginity was taken by a female? he looks like he might like the cock...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on September 3, 2008 - 8:50pm.
He's weird-looking, like many Brits.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
Tosser.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
He wants to put on 300Lbs and waddle around pretending to be a resident of Alabama...
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AriMarie,
European actors are much more amenable to drag/nude scenes/same sex interaction than American actors.
We have tight ass actors.
Europe has hot ass actors.
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lost his virginity to an older woman.
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I'll just bet it was Tom Cruise.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
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Submitted by AriMarie on September 3, 2008 - 2:01pm.
I love how this whole post was about his virginity and not about the real issue here:
HE WANTS TO WEAR A DRESS.
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Like many Brits.
It's all becoming clearer now.
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I love how this whole post was about his virginity and not about the real issue here:
HE WANTS TO WEAR A DRESS.
Way to overlook the obvious MK.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on September 3, 2008 - 1:50pm.
He's weird-looking, like many Brits.
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WHAT?
I think he's growing up to be pretty handsome, although he has a large cranium it seems...
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His Holiness MK, 8/25/08
FatMartha:
I agree to some extent (leaving meaningless things out) I really liked all the HP movies thus far (Goblet being my absolute fave). I think the reason why I was so angry/disappointed with OotP was because I was so excited/anxious. I built it up to be let down. I have faith the next one will be good, the book was amazing.
However I don't want David Yates ANYWHERE near Deathly Hallows.
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/help-save-harry
I would rather be weird looking than obese..
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Hey now, let's not judge all the chesterina molesterinas here! Have you seen his dong? It's like a baby's arm holding an apple :)
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I must say..Mr. Daniel Radcliff is looking rather scrumptious these days then again, anything with a penis is looking scrumptious to me right now...it's been awhile if you know what I mean...;-)
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Ew. Ew. So unappealing. Shia LaDouche with a British accent.
He's weird-looking, like many Brits.
Um, whoever fucked him was a pedo. That's like me having sex with one of my little brother's friends...same age gap.
*SHUDDER*
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"Fun and failure, they always start the same way." -George Michael Bluth
The only way he's "different" from other kids in his generation is that he's motherfucking rich beyond belief. Other than that, he's ordinary!
You can tell by the picture that he's been turned out by an older, more seasoned woman, much like myself. I wouldn't hit that, personally.
Yes I would.
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