Wednesday, September 3rd 2008

The Look On The Puppy's Face Says It All

I feel the puppy's pain. Having Katherine Heeeeeigggl's yellow-stained claws on your beautiful coat must be traumatizing to the soul. He's digging deep, fighting the urge not to bite her annoying ass! It would be so easy, but she totally tastes like crusty ciggies and bullshit. Yeah, it wouldn't have been worth it for the poor Pit Bull puppy. His teeth are too pure for that wicked witch!

And is it just me or does Pit Bull puppy sort of look stoned? That's probably the real reason why he didn't lay it on that skank! He was too busy riding the green cloud.

Posted by: Michael K


Buck's picture

isn't that TR's girlfriend?
I want both their hands bitten off on account of scaring that precious pup.

*Studies show that depression hits losers the hardest*

M.E.'s picture

speakit - I was a bit nervous at first since all I'd really ever heard about was their reputation for being fighting dogs, but my pitty, he was dumber than dirt. Seriously he had NO IDEA the amount of pressure he had in them jaws. He was so gentle and loving. He's SLEEP with my first son when he was an infant. LOL. The baby would curl up in on his belly and fall asleep.

It was so cute.

But then again, this is the same dog that would spend 8 hrs a day chasing the damn pool sweep from one end of the pool to the other.

God he was stupid. But cute.

smartpepper's picture

LOVE HER!!!

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speakit's picture

I don't think he looks all pit. Maybe some Great Dane thrown in the mix.

Am I supposed to be noticing Katharine? Ok.. maybe some Great Dane thrown in the mix.

Green Is Good's picture

Oh, that poor lil' pup looks terrified. *Sniffle*

My cold, evil heart is just a pile of emotional mush today...

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Suki's picture

That bitch is a puppy kicker you can just tell =P

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Who is that hot man meat with the dragon lady?
Don't tell me he is one of her gays.
Damn the gays get all the hot guys.
He is a bit short. Which would be kind of interesting if she leaves the Cave Man dude for the hot short gay guy and the puppy.

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Submitted by Clarisse on September 3, 2008 - 12:49pm.
M.E.,
I thought "as a former pitbull? what is she now?"

Oh yes, that is a Blue Pitbull pup. A terrified Blue Pitbull pup.
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Otter Pop's picture

Cesar Millan would not be happy with these people petting a puppy while it's scared. However, he might agree with the puppy sinking its teeth into Heigl's jugular.

M.E.'s picture

Too bad the doggie didn't piss all over Heiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggl's leg.

Pfft.

Even his little bladder was terrified.

Clarisse's picture

M.E.,
I thought "as a former pitbull? what is she now?"

Oh yes, that is a Blue Pitbull pup. A terrified Blue Pitbull pup.

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Submitted by M.E. on September 3, 2008 - 4:38pm.
As a former owner of a pitbull - they can be the BEST family dogs, EVER! Just make sure of who you get it from (not a fighting breeder) and raise it with lots and lots of love.

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Word. And an owner with previous dog experience is a plus.

I think they are beautiful dogs.

TITS's picture

sitting her innocently eating my red river ceral with blueberries.

reload.

headline appears...

slowly a womans goofy face appears...

slowly a dogs face appears....

There should be a warning on this site - or at least a picture of a bowl in a red circle with a line through it.

FatMartha's picture

*straight-arms Hhhhheeeeeeeeeeigl out of the way*

PUPPY! *snuggles* Oh, wittle woof-woof face! Oogyboogy! *rubs tummy* OOooo tummy-rubs! We like tummy rubs oh yes we do! Aaabooboobooboo! *blows on face*

*looks around* What?
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he probably hates the smell of her nicotine fingers.
Nasty/

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M.E.'s picture

That poor puppy is TERRIFIED! UGH! Heigl, you bitch! SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

That is a blue nosed pitty right?

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Submitted by Clarisse on September 3, 2008 - 12:40pm.
Oh god M.E.!!!
I read "As a former owner of a pitbull" as "As a former pitbull"!!! I was like, meh??
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BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!

OMG, that made me seriously LOL!

Maybe in a past life, I am obsessed with balls.....shiney..WHAT?

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

Want puppy! Cute puppy!
Oooooooooh, fluffy roly poly puppy!

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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon

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Submitted by speakit on September 3, 2008 - 12:37pm.
Submitted by M.E. on September 3, 2008 - 4:34pm.
I want the puppy.

GIMME THE PUPPY!

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NO IT'S MINE! *grabs a steak to lure Rex* HA! I named him first!
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*evil eye*

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

NO FAIR MOMMY!

*stomps*
*throws hissy fit*

Clarisse's picture

Oh god M.E.!!!
I read "As a former owner of a pitbull" as "As a former pitbull"!!! I was like, meh??

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Clarisse's picture

Tail stuck between the legs, head down, eye whites...That poor pup is TERRIFIED.

Fuckers!!!

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M.E.'s picture

As a former owner of a pitbull - they can be the BEST family dogs, EVER! Just make sure of who you get it from (not a fighting breeder) and raise it with lots and lots of love.

Silvara0428's picture

@Stoney
Can I share your shame cuz I liked 27 dresses too. *hides under desk*

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cadebra1961's picture

Oh my God, that is one of the cutest pupples I've ever seen! I love his coloring - like a Russian Blue!
Not for nothing, but those three doofuses are probably being really loud and grabby and scaring the poor little guy. I agree with MK - tear their throats out!! Grrrrr....
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Submitted by M.E. on September 3, 2008 - 4:34pm.
I want the puppy.

GIMME THE PUPPY!

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NO IT'S MINE! *grabs a steak to lure Rex* HA! I named him first!

M.E.'s picture

Yes, the background ads are making things alot slower.

Why does the Heigl look crazed?

Submitted by FrappBloat on September 3, 2008 - 1:31pm

haha...they must not know how to say FRIST in spam....yeah I know...typo...but that what FRISTER's say....

M.E.'s picture

I want the puppy.

GIMME THE PUPPY!

ILovePapaSmurf's picture

LEAVE THE FUCKING PUPPY ALONE YOU BLOOD-SUCKING WHORE!
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.

Hate this Bitch and all the FUCKING TOP DESIGN SHIT IS MAKING ME DIZZY!! Picutres are even loading slower than usual cause of this advertising shit. Hope MK is making bank off this.

She looks high.

M.E.'s picture

That is an adorable dog.

GET AWAY FROM THE HEIGL!!!!!
WHen the fuck are spammers the first to post.

Dayumn!

Stoney's picture

I like 27 Dresses.

*ducks flying tomatoes*

And that's a beautiful dog.

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blimey those spam people are quick of the draw!

aww the puppy's scared by all the photogs, flashing lights and not doubt the loud "AWWWWWWWWWWW's!" poor liddle thing

Sugaroo's picture

She is so fucking gross and such a twat. She looks like a human blowhole.

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Silvara0428's picture

Why is beanie hat dude digging his fingers into the dog?

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She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?