Thursday, September 4th 2008

The Silver Fox Is Easy

Anderson Cooper isn't fussy! Page Six spotted him getting his hair cut at a barber shop in NYC for $15.

Andy should have saved his sexy pennies. I have a Flowbee at home. I would have done it for free. And I would have thrown in a back massage....and a happy ending...and a prostate check.....and a candlelit dinner.... and a walk on the beach.... and a marriage proposal... and a.... DAMMIT! Why won't he return my 10,000 phone calls!? I just want to cut his hair! I JUST WANT TO LOVE HIM. Fuck. Excuse me, I have to go take my meds. I'm starting to get the "Aniston shakes."

Posted by: Michael K


mina's picture

Everyone LOVES him! Even my husband is in love with him. Should I be worried? lol

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on September 4, 2008 - 8:28am.

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Can I stop by your place really quick so you can bombard me with germs so I can get sick and have to stay out of work? Please? I hate my job.

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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

Hey, I wonder where he went? If he hangs around the upper east side, maybe my dad cut his hair. You never know...ARod's waltzed into his barber shop, before.

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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon

Dirk Diggler's picture

The Silver Fox should throw in an extra $20 to have his hair dyed a natural ash blond. That would lop off 15 years off his face.

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

OMG!!!
IT'S MAH BOO!!!!

*waves at ac360 staffers as they tell Andy Coop about it*

This made my morning.....and I'm home sick today.

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

DeeDee's picture

LMFAO MK! Pure comedy gold.

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

Oh, MK. You should focus on the Cooper posts instead of PP or Katiebot's rolled up jeans. Even getting his hair cut he is more interesting than those two. Apparently, though, celebcupid can help you out!

Stock Broker's picture

Did that include shampoo?

Mel-Tang's picture

COOOOP, give MK a ring!!!

You two would make a beautiful couple. :)

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RIMADYL KILLS

EvilShoe's picture

Maybe you would have better luck getting a hold of him on that spammers website, MK.

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Dick happens! - MK

hahahahaha. MK, classic.

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Quicker than his own shadow.

He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.