David Spade Is A Dad
David Spade's ex-fuck buddy, Jillian Grace, gave birth to their baby in Missouri on August 26th. The baby's name hasn't been announced.
David found out about the pregnancy earlier this year and said that he would take responsibility if the baby proves to be his. I guess the baby is his, because his spokesbitch issued this statement to People: "David and Jillian have been in close contact throughout her pregnancy and he plans to go see the baby during his first break from shooting Rules of Engagement."
How sweet. He'll see the baby when he can. I'm sure he did send baby a few baby vomit napkins from Petit Tresor. That shows that he cares. And what in TV hell is "Rules of Engagement" anyway? My Tivo is even shrugging its shoulders to that question. Wasn't that a movie with Anne Archer?
Okay, now that David Spade has produced a baby, it's time to fix him. Spay the Spade! I know, it's really "neuter the Spade," but that doesn't have the same special ring to it.
Source: E! Online
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Queefer Spade
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The war isn't working.
I miss Farley too
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The war isn't working.
another fine example of baby insurance..she is set now...child support off Davids salary is plenty to live on for life...and he is a dumb ass...they deserve each other...and the kid...as usual suffers.. maybe
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The war isn't working.
I remember her on Howard Stern - Her mom was with her trying to get her into Playboy. She had a boyfriend at the time too. Howard predicted that she would dump the boyfriend the minute she started working for Playboy and YEP that's what happened!
She moved to LA and immediately slept with Pauly Shore and who knows how many other famous guys she was trying to latch onto before finally hitting the jackpot by getting knocked up by David Spade.
I know it's his fault too, but she had to have this planned. You know he didn't want to be a dad.
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Thought that chick was Taylor Swift for a second, there. Good luck with the whole fatherhood thing, David. You're going to need it.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
TO:
Kwest,
Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf Lee
They have never announced the little girls name that I can find...
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Hey, what's the name of Jason Lee's daughter? Did that ever get announced???
Submitted by snowpiece on September 4, 2008 - 11:36am.
Word. Both Piven and Spade are Omega males. Yucky.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Submitted by ElenaBelle on September 4, 2008 - 4:15pm.
Isn't this the chick Howard Stern discovered?
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I was wondering the same thing. I do believe that's her.
"Put your hand out the window, feel the force" Darth Vader
POOR KID I WOULD HATE FOR HIM TO BE MY DAD
Isn't this the chick Howard Stern discovered?
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper
They look like they are brother and sister.
Creepy.
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They look like sister and sister. Could this be the first child in the world to be conceived through scissor action?
WHOMEVER THAT IS!? LOL
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
I had already read this story, but as I was scrolling down I swear I read "David Space is a Dude"
which is surprising as well as him being a dad.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
I really don't know how he gets the good-looking women. He is so ridiculous and it seems to me you would just have to laugh as he fucked you. He just seems so scrawny and gross. I guess he might have a big one, but I don't even think that would make me want to have some serious sex with him! LOL!
Love it! Makes for a special episode of Maury. I just LOOOVVEEE those paternity shows. When the girl says the baby is 1000% his kid and it's not his. I almost fall off the sofa.
Best part of unemployment is strictly Maury.
I really should get Tivo. I'll get my daily fix of that show daily.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
Que Kanye in "Now I ain't saying she's a golddigger"
I miss farley :-(
With all the guys in Hollywierd this is the best a playboy bunny could come up with?
So the Spademan spawned a brat. Ask me if I give a fiddler's fuck. *yawn*
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MK, how did this girl not get your Golddigger award?!?!
Perfection if I ever saw it! NO strings, or anything!!!!!
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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."
David Spade is, in fact, awesome.
Just puttin that out there.
Submitted by Stoney on September 4, 2008 - 11:23am.
Seriosly. I'd like to send Dr. Ruth or whatever the fuck that old slut's name is to give Hollywood a little sex education.
"Ok now everyone! Sit down for a minute and let's talk about condoms. Diddy, I said SIT DOWN! You too, Britney."
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So true.Throughout my teens into my late 20's I NEVER had a problem with chix pullin' shit like this.It happened to some guys around me ...but no direct hits on me.I would dump bucketfulls without even the slightest fear that some ho' was planning a "VANITY PROJECT".That all changed when I got into my 30's.I had a coupla' three CONSECUTIVE scares from some seemingly intelligent career focused babes.That was when I became a condom convert.Takes the fun outta' hookin' up.Makes me wanna spank to porn & go to sleep.Scares me that I have to start making judgment calls on which ho' is more or less stable.
At least he's not pretending that he'll be a good dad. He's not saying he'll marry her, he's not promising anything. It goes with the rest of his public persona--he's a jerk, but he never tried to be anything else.
I think these whores are more concerned about the maternity clothes they are going to wear instead of focusing on the fact that they are about to bring a person into this world. A person, who right off the bat, is not going to have a father. Sure, David will "take responsibility", meaning that that checks will be in the mail and that's about it. Another nice little fatherless family. It reminds me of the South Park episode where Cartman shouts "sometimes I cry at night because I don't have a dad!"
With that said, I would totally have Trey Parker's baby out of wedlock.
David Spade is like the Piven, gross lame dudes that get hot girls because they are "famous".
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Why is no one afraid of AIDS, herpes, syphilis, chlamydia, and oh yeah, PREGNANCY when fucking someone you met 5 minutes ago? A playboy playmate and an actor are two of the most LIKELY people on earth to have one or more of the above conditions present. Now this poor kid is here with 2 shit parents.
My husband tivo's Rules of Engagement...and I've watched a few episodes with him and its quite funny. David Spade basically plays David Spade in the show....not surprising at all since its his best character. lol...:D
Oh...and Good Morning all!! Hugz
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Seriosly. I'd like to send Dr. Ruth or whatever the fuck that old slut's name is to give Hollywood a little sex education.
"Ok now everyone! Sit down for a minute and let's talk about condoms. Diddy, I said SIT DOWN! You too, Britney."
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
speakit
Re: Playmate. Very true. Very true.
*shudders*
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Stoney, no kidding. Seriously, we need to take up a collection and send all Hollywood a truckload of condoms. Why are these people, who once upon a time stuck the red ribbing (typo, but keeping it, for her pleasure) for AIDS awareness all over their lapels, fucking without protection????
Stock, those work too. My names assumed the baby would have Spade as a last name, but that's doubtful. I am thankful this baby is female, so if she is a tiny little thing, it's a cute and feminine trait and not hobbit-like.
I like David Spade. I don't know why people think he's gay. I never got that vibe. Anyway, we really must be regressing as a human race if intelligent birth control methods are thrown by the wayside everyday.
*edited for sense
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
El Bastardo!
Let us kiss WITH tongue!
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Submitted by Clarisse on September 4, 2008 - 10:56am.
How desperate for 15 minutes in the spotlight do you have to be to let David Spade dump in you???
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Funny.True.
They look like they are brother and sister.
Creepy.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 4, 2008 - 10:56am.
How desperate for 15 minutes in the spotlight do you have to be to let David Spade dump in you???
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She's a Playboy Playmate so......
Submitted by DR.FUNK on September 4, 2008 - 3:07pm.
GOLD-DIGGIN' BABY MOMMA'S...How come when they're White this shit gets glorified?
Beg ya pudding?
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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." "Say five Hail Mary's and six Hello Dolly's!"
Impertinent Vixen ~ how about Frodo Baggins?
Ernie the Keebler Elf?
Submitted by Clarisse on September 4, 2008 - 2:56pm.
How desperate for 15 minutes in the spotlight do you have to be to let David Spade dump in you???
Ugh...fresh mozzarella & light caesar dressing vomit burps are NASTY!
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM kiss me darling !
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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." "Say five Hail Mary's and six Hello Dolly's!"
I'm sure I'm in the minority, but I love David Spade. He's so funny. I can't really picture him as an active father, though.
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
GOLD-DIGGIN' BABY MOMMA'S...How come when they're White this shit gets glorified?
The most amazing thing is that Spade got laid.
Potential names:
Queenof
Neuteredand
Callaspadea
Diamondclubheart
She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site """""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""yesterday. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.
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Well, at least the mommy is sat for life . . . or at least the next 18 years. She might even be able to give up pole dancing and whoring for awhile.
I actually find him pretty cool. There's something really easygoing and hilarious about him, but this just comes from the JayLenos and Lettermans interviews. All I've ever seen of his was Just Shoot Me and I loved that show.
But yea no, he doesn't give me the impression of being a fantastic dad. Hope I'm wrong.
Call a spade a spade...and a ho a ho.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Clarisse-how desperate, indeed! Pauly Shore is another name on her list of celebrity(?) F's.
David Spade reminds me of an elf that got kicked out of Santa's Workshop for touching himself in front of Ms. Claus.
Um, just wow!
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