David Spade Is A Dad
David Spade's ex-fuck buddy, Jillian Grace, gave birth to their baby in Missouri on August 26th. The baby's name hasn't been announced.
David found out about the pregnancy earlier this year and said that he would take responsibility if the baby proves to be his. I guess the baby is his, because his spokesbitch issued this statement to People: "David and Jillian have been in close contact throughout her pregnancy and he plans to go see the baby during his first break from shooting Rules of Engagement."
How sweet. He'll see the baby when he can. I'm sure he did send baby a few baby vomit napkins from Petit Tresor. That shows that he cares. And what in TV hell is "Rules of Engagement" anyway? My Tivo is even shrugging its shoulders to that question. Wasn't that a movie with Anne Archer?
Okay, now that David Spade has produced a baby, it's time to fix him. Spay the Spade! I know, it's really "neuter the Spade," but that doesn't have the same special ring to it.
Source: E! Online
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He needs to lay off the botox, the top half of his face is looking like a hot mess.
Take a "blade to the Spade"?
Disgusting how does this guy get woman? And I'm with those people that say you need to pass a test and get a licence in order to breed. Poor kid.
How desperate for 15 minutes in the spotlight do you have to be to let David Spade dump in you???
Ugh...fresh mozzarella & light caesar dressing vomit burps are NASTY!
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Submitted by MJF on September 4, 2008 - 7:55am.
He'll always look like the missing member of STYX to me.
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hahahhahaha
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He'll always look like the missing member of STYX to me.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
oh my god. the spawn of satan. here's another poster child (spade) for the need for spermacide.
I feel really sorry for that baby.
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RIMADYL KILLS
serious question here...are there condoms available in hollyweird? birth control?
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
um, he needs to stop taking makeup lessons from Carrot Top.
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C'mon, you know you want to.. www.seekingdesperately.blogspot.com/ ..it's ok- I won't tell..
Once again, I'd like to reiterate the necessity for some sort of selection process testing before being allowed to procreate. I'm so sick of all this shit slipping through the cracks of the evolutionary strainer.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
"The condom broke."
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Quicker than his own shadow.
They should name it Garden Ho.
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"I wouldn't go in the front room at the moment, I suspect your brother's having a bit of how's your father with his new girlfriend."
imagine david spade as your dad...just imagine it....
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
another baby girl destined for the pole.
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