Here Comes Sienna Miller!
Is Sienna Miller talking to her purse again? That silly slut! Sienna, your PUSS is the one with all the answers, not your purse! I swear! She's been slapped in the head with a dangerous dong way too many times.
So! My favorite happy homewrecker isn't so happy. Sienna is depressed because the press in England has labeled her a shameless whore. The final straw came when some hater of loose women spray-painted the word "SLUT" on her house. I take that as a compliment, but I guess Sienna didn't appreciate it.
Sienna has decided to pack up her floppy vag lips and flee London for Los Angeles where she plans to shack up with Balthazar Getty. Sienna's step-mommy said: "It's disgusting that she can not live in her own country. Now she's going to have to leave the country to get on with life. She can't live here now. Why is it that if a man leaves his wife the new woman gets all the shit? That doesn't happen the other way round."
Um....bitches are just as rude as here. Sienna needs to embrace it. When someone calls her a "dumb skank slut," she should say "thank you." That's what I do! I'd rather be a slut who sucks dicks in their sleep than a frigid bitch who can't even squeeze out a shit.
And something tells me the sale of male chastity belts will go waaaaaay up in Los Angeles once Sienna arrives.
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Cmon whores and husband stealers...LA is the place for you... we;ll love you as our own... we will teach you about baby insurance and child support for life and if you can get the marriage contract its 50 50 out here WOOT WOOT,... poor bastard Getty wont have a nickel when he gets done sticking that nasty thing in both chickies... he better get a secret offshore account quick
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The war isn't working.
Submitted by dementa on September 4, 2008 - 6:05pm.
Trying to escape the paps my shapely ass! Now that she's back in the spotlight for boinking a married dude, she wants to go to LA (Land of AssholePaparazzi) and milk it for all it's worth before the novelty wears off. She no longer gets any attention for her so-called "acting," so this is all she has.
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I agree 100%
"Put your hand out the window, feel the force" Darth Vader
Why is it English whores (Heather Mills, Sienna, Jordan et al) who can't stand being called on their trashy behaviour *always* flee to America for acceptance?
Don't they think Americans can't tell a whore when they see one?
I think she wants to go cuz he won't go to London.
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Trying to escape the paps my shapely ass! Now that she's back in the spotlight for boinking a married dude, she wants to go to LA (Land of AssholePaparazzi) and milk it for all it's worth before the novelty wears off. She no longer gets any attention for her so-called "acting," so this is all she has.
Someone please go spray-paint "Slut Whore" on her new house so she'll move on to pastures new.
Submitted by DeeDee on September 4, 2008 - 3:28pm.
Isn't Sienna moving to the wrong country to escape criticism? Does American really need another crazy ho?
not just the wrong country, but the wrong part of the country too!!! She already hates the Paps as it is, They will NEVER leave her alone in LA!!!!
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If she thinks getting “SLUT” painted on her house is bad, she should move to Saudi Arabia and commit adultery there.
Also, her stepmother needs to co-author a book with Lynne Spears on how not to accept responsibility for one’s own actions.
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You fargin sneaky bastage.
I HAVE NO IDEA who she is
but she seems to be making headlines this day
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
Isn't Sienna moving to the wrong country to escape criticism? Does American really need another crazy ho?
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El corazón no envejece; es el cuero que se arruga.
She may be a bitch. But he's the married father of 4. He's first to be blamed!
Oh, poor Slutty! Cry me a river!
She'll fit right in with Hollywood debauchery.
Maybe she can move into Dollman's House?
Can't we all band together to make it worse for her here? At least, plant some coke on her at the airport so she can't make it through customs.
Submitted by justice on September 4, 2008 - 1:55pm.
Submitted by mharker on September 5, 2008 - 1:43am.
That makes sense. Sometimes the best ideas are the simplist ones.
LOL okie you so stoooopit! ♥
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Um....bitches are just as rude as here. Sienna needs to embrace it. When someone calls her a "dumb skank slut," she should say "thank you." That's what I do! I'd rather be a slut who sucks dicks in their sleep than a frigid bitch who can't even squeeze out a shit.
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LMFAO! This is why I love you MK <3
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she covers her face because the more she covers it the more they want the picture
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Xxyxz,, Uh, If you go to jail.. I'll be pissed if somoene bails you out, Cause,I dropped my soap in the shower & I needs help picking it up! *pouts*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
How this bitch can even CONSIDER playing the victim is mind boggling to me. The refreshing thing is that I haven't seen anyone try to take her side (unlike Shitney & the rest of the soul-less "celebrities" that appear on this site).
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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I think "whore of babylon" red spray paint would really do well in this instance. Or maybe "blondes have more STD's" yellow would be nice?? Cant decide...
(sorry...not really saying ALL blondes have STDs...incase anyone takes offense) Just THIS blond.
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Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.
She thinks she's safe over here in MY territory???? I've got SHITLOADS of spray paint at my disposal and I'm not afraid to use it!!
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Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.
xxyxz
I got $$$ in the bank for bail!
Dooooo eeeet!
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Submitted by mharker on September 5, 2008 - 1:43am.
Why do I get the sense that spray-painting insults on celebrties' property is a particularly British thing?
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I am going to take a stab at this and say it's a combination of our deep fascination with the humble lavatory and all the humour found therein (this is where most one to three worded insults can be found so it's in our genetic makeup to scribble insults on walls) and our preference to grumbling anonymously rather than having a jolly good protest about something that needs to be done.
The latter explains why our powers that be don't bother with lube and opt for sawdust before they bend us over for taxes/petrol/parking and prices of everything in general.
--thanks awfully--
I'll do it...but if you asshats leave me hanging when my fat ass gets busted because I can't climb the fence to get away I will be soooooo pissed!
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My only regret is that I'll live to see all the trends I hated come back to life.
I would LOVE to be on dlisted!
Dumb whore of the day!!!!
Fuck yeah
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on September 4, 2008 - 12:45pm.
In a country that at one time praised Paris Hilton, Tara Reid, and *ahem* Lindsay Lohan for their hobaggery, I could see how she would think that this would be a safe haven for her.
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I smell a WHORE-OFF contest coming to pay-per-view!
xxyxz MK will post your mugshot!!!!
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Submitted by Pers on September 5, 2008 - 1:27am.
So...if someone spray paints her house in LA with 'SLUT' she'll leave North America too? Maybe if people just follow her around the world with a spray paint can she'll just live in the Antarctic and we'll be left in peace.
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Damn it, the best ideas are always the most simple! A box of spray paint and a few roundtrip air tickets much cheaper than buying an island and manipulating the media. We just need a volunteer...
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I wonder why she isn't chasing, cursing and attacking the Pappz this time around? Maybe because she LOVES the attention? What a phony.
In a country that at one time praised Paris Hilton, Tara Reid, and *ahem* Lindsay Lohan for their hobaggery, I could see how she would think that this would be a safe haven for her
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Why do I get the sense that spray-painting insults on celebrties' property is a particularly British thing? I'm not saying Americans never do it, but all I could think about when I read this were two things: the time the Strokes were on tour in England and someone spray-painted "Sucking Dicks" on their tour bus and also the episode of "I'm Alan Partridge" where someone sprays "Cock" and "Piss" on his car.
Correct me if I'm wrong, which I'm sure I am.
Does she really think things will be better in America, the land in which Rosetta (and all of her angry friends and relatives) reside?
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lmao @speakit
You better keep clear of BritBrit...you know how she loves Mexican food.
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My only regret is that I'll live to see all the trends I hated come back to life.
Oh, bitch please. Slutienna is still trying to play the "poor me" card?! Suck it up already. Enjoy the attention while it lasts.
Ballzy is getting shit, too. But he's smart enough to not let the Pappz know where he lives.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Submitted by missy on September 5, 2008 - 1:11am.
justice:
I like this idea, but if we lost a coast, then middle america would take over.. scurry!
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Hmmm, good point. Let's have a think......
We could develop a fund, purchase an island (not as expensive as you think) spread word that this little slice of utopia is populated exclusively by wealthy married men with functioning peens who roam the land bemoaning of their marital problems.
How on this green earth could a hardcore slut resist booking the first available seat there?? Once the first few arrive, we'll have to send out some doctored pics of them frolicking on the beach semi-nude, not forgetting to add the sob story of the wives who've "lost it all" just to assure the sluts-in-waiting that it is indeed all true. Once we have a decent amount of the worlds STD creators on our land... it's back to plan A with things that go KABOOOOOOM!
What say ye to this overly elaborate yet effective plan?
--thanks awfully--
*raises hand* one of you whores better bail me out
Submitted by Perezs Nemesis on September 4, 2008 - 1:34pm.
Seriously, does her vadge taste like bacon and do her nips spout beer?
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My vadge tastes like chilis and my nips spout tequila, so I'm thinking of moving to Mexico.
Pers I am hoping some of the West Coast Dlisters will take up the challenge!
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"Why is it that if a man leaves his wife the new woman gets all the shit?"
Because Slutty Miller has a history of being the "new woman" that idiot men leave their wives for. Seriously, does her vadge taste like bacon and do her nips spout beer? WTF is it with these men trampling a path to that tramps door?
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My only regret is that I'll live to see all the trends I hated come back to life.
So...if someone spray paints her house in LA with 'SLUT' she'll leave North America too? Maybe if people just follow her around the world with a spray paint can she'll just live in the Antarctic and we'll be left in peace.
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
AHHHHHHH. PHYSICAL SCIENCE CLASS. DO NOT WANT.
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Submitted by xxyxz on September 4, 2008 - 1:12pm.
Oklahoma
LMAO! just chop it off and take it to work with you!
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Ha! That is a must dooo..
justice!
BRILLIANT!!! Get them all to Hollywood and BOOM! Welcome to Arizona Bay!
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Dang it! UK, we have enough of our own sluts, keep yours in line and we'll keep ours in line. You start putting these twats together, and eventually the earth will implode just from the sheer friction!
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Oklahoma
LMAO! just chop it off and take it to work with you!
Who actually gives two shits about this skank?
MK, I am dying to hear what you thought about ANTM last night!!
justice:
I like this idea, but if we lost a coast, then middle america would take over.. scurry!
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lol @XXyxz.. *does double glare* *holds husbands dick close*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
and no, don't you dare send over that skank Hilton. We are a tiny island nation and do not have the resources to successfully manage and contain the exotic contents of her nether regions.
I propose we lure them all to Follywood, once in, if you've got ANYTHING that can be used as an explosive substance....well you know what to do bitches!
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Don't come here bitch
*glares*