Hobie Has A Sex Tape!
Meth face sex alert! TMZ reports that Jeremy Jackson, Hobie from "Baywatch," is the star of a 45-minute sex tape currently being shopped around to the highest bidder. I'll trade my half-eaten Spicy Chicken Wrapper from Burger King for it. That's saying a lot, because that shit is good.
The tape also stars former porn star turned devout Christian Sky Lopez. The Hoff must be so proud. Seriously, he's probably really proud. Jeremy issued a pretty hilarious statement about the tape:
"Listen, this video was made by my best friend. Between me and a casual sex partner who just so happened to be a former porn star. I was later physically threatened if I didn't turn the DVD over to some drug addicted thugs.They said, 'Sky wanted it back and I didn't want to ever be seen as a porn star, that she had turned to God and was changing her life.' So I gave it up for HER and so they would not beat me up and 'make my life hell' as they had threatened. I was blackmailed. This private recording becoming public kinda sucks. But I thought people out there should know the truth and how far some people will go to make a quick buck."
Meth kills brain cells. A porn star doesn't want people to see her fucking on camera? And his best friend just happened to film it? I'm guessing a few mysterious baggies traded hands before the camera rolled. His reason sounds like the plot of an exceptionally bad episode of "Baywatch Nights."
I'm not sure how hot a Hobie sex tape would be. He looks like he has an awful case of shriveled meth dick. It probably just lays there like a sad slug in the sun. That being said, I'll gladly watch all 45-minutes of the tape. For research purposes of course.
How the fuck are you going to be a porn star and then WHOOPS trip over religion at your feet???? Fucking dumb shit is why I am happily atheist!!! And this dude is busted
ide the spiral to the end you may just go where no ones been. SPIRAL OUT
I just signed up today and dont know if you guys even read this, but this picture of a drugged-up Hobie looks unbelievably similar to Jose Canseco. Is there anyway you could show the two side-by-side to have all compare. Thanks, glad to be on board.
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That photo, that face... it is so hard not to stare at, and so intensely disturbing - this can't be true, he's 27??? No, no that has to be some kind of false - rumour or something, the guy looks at LEAST 40. That red eye!! The idea of his withered slug-in-the-sun dick, or of him engaged in the act of sex - oh christ I feel a little queasy right now.
Time for a stiff drink. DRINK! A stiff drink...
"Sky wanted it back and I didn't want to ever be seen as a porn star, that she had turned to God and was changing her life."
I cannot get over the hypocrisy of hos who suddenly get religion.
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not interested in seeing this methface hasbeen doing the nasty...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
i would be more excited if micheal burgen had a tape. that man is gorgeous!
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
Submitted by James Haven on September 4, 2008 - 10:18pm.
For the love of Shiloh! What is wrong with his eye?!
How can this guy make a 45 minute sex tape and James Haven can't even get a date?
...you do NOT want to hit what he has hit. Trust!
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Those Baywatch folks sure have aged well.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
For the love of Shiloh! What is wrong with his eye?!
How can this guy make a 45 minute sex tape and James Haven can't even get a date?
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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on September 4, 2008 - 3:10pm.
And he's only 27. Drugs, booze, smoking, and constant tanning all ravaged his face prematurely. He looks awful!
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Can you believe he's only 27 years old? He looks like aged tan leather. The Hoff's skin looks better than his.
Drugs and excessive tanning aged this dude THIRTY YEARS!
TMZ has some pictures of him at the beach today. It doesn't look like the same guy (he looked hot today) at least he has a real nice body now
Fucking BARF!
WTF! I think some meth addict killed the real Hobie and stole his identity. Never hang with the Hoff, kids.
Peaches, your comment made me srsly LULLLzzzz.
Hobie was my big fat crush when I was like seven, but the way he is looking in that damn picture now - dude, I wouldn't fuck him with Michael K's dick.
Zira from Planet of the Apes called.
She wants her wig back .
Ufff.. LA meth trosh @ its finest.
"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton
I used to be in Touchstones Rehabilitation in Orange,CA a couple years back with this guy. He's a total meth head and a total douchebag.
goooodness he is looking rough.
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He looks like typical washed up hollywood trash! You know them, they never miss a party at the Playboy mansion, hang out with Paris Hilton, same old shit!!! All I know is us women better not get stuck with this guy's tape and not get the one of Josh Hartnett!!!! I want the Josh Hartnett Porn! I want it now!!!!LOL!!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Noooooooooooooooooo! Skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery!
*Runs away crying for mommy*
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
GUYS!
It's obvious he has had too much sun, dope, party.
But also plastic f.. surgery!
Remember his good ol' nose? There's also sth with the hairline.. I guess he has implants.
What about the makeup? Look at these eyebrows, plucked and painted! Plus, he's orange.
He looks like a sad hooker.
As for the red eye, this must friggin hurt. If I had that, I would run to the hospital and cry my ass off. Instead, this poor wannabe-person is running to a movie premiere. With a little help of his friends (drugs?)
This guy needs some Clear Eyes. It removes redness AND has an ingredient to moisturize. wow.
OMG
i wanna see the sextape!
he looks lik he has a big one! hahaha
i heard that other hot dude was caught in the library having sex.
i wanna see the tape of that one too! lol
if anyone has it
let me know!
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
Yowsa! That eye is freaking me out. So this guy is 27, huh? Awesome skin, dude! And -ohmy-, the Incredible Hulk hair comparison was spot on. LMAO
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McCain's brain.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qUVQDmLf7s&feature=related
Chaka grew up to star in some amateur porn. Very nice.
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t67/ramlou1968/chaka.jpg
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El corazón no envejece; es el cuero que se arruga.
Hobie The CroMagnon. DAYUM....he is fuggin fug.
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And he's only 27. Drugs, booze, smoking, and constant tanning all ravaged his face prematurely. He looks awful!
Soulja boy looks cute getting his little soldier sucked. awwwww
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
I just can't get past the red eye.
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Oh! And the red thing in his eye is a subconjunctival hemorrhage!
*Thank you very much Chicklet!*
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Thanks superpop for the link
*raises sad little hand at Stock's question*
*gives Stock the pouty eyes and boo-boo lip*
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Ew whats with his eye?
I think I'd rather watch a Lifetime movie before this garbage.
Geez, who DOESN'T have a sex day nowadays.
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMM, No. No, no, no, no.
At first glance, I thought it was Mel Gibson in a bad wig. And WTF is with the red eye?
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Crazy thing is, I'm eating Taco Bell while reading this post. I guess my gag reflex isn't so sensitive, after all.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3-fDpEabK8&feature=related
Hobie pics
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
I can't look at his face, let alone watch him have sex.
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"Fun and failure, they always start the same way." -George Michael Bluth
The Souja Boy gay sex tape:
http://www.gcn.ie/feature.aspx?articleid=818§ionid=15
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Submitted by xxyxz on September 4, 2008 - 1:51pm.
Shut UP! where did you hear that from?
Ew his eye!!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by Superpop on September 4, 2008 - 9:50am.
News broke today that Soulja Boy has a sex tape too...a gay one. LOL
MichaelK needs to post about that here
Shut UP! where did you hear that from?
Submitted by rosespring_1231 on September 4, 2008 - 1:44pm.
Who's best friend doesn't happen to be nearby with a camera when you're having sexy times with a porn star?
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Yah really. If he was really a best friend, he would've joined in or at the very least have a warm washcloth ready.
News broke today that Soulja Boy has a sex tape too...a gay one. LOL
MichaelK needs to post about that here.
"It probably just lays there like a sad slug in the sun."
I did not need that visual MK...did. not. need.
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Who's best friend doesn't happen to be nearby with a camera when you're having sexy times with a porn star?
for real real, not for play play xxyxz! he is nast. look at that busted blood vessel in his eye! Can you imagine what his peener looks like *gags*
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holy shit i had to google him to see when he was born cause dude looks beat. he was born in 1980 hahaha oh man he looks 45
Submitted by madam s. on September 4, 2008 - 1:23pm.
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LMFAO!!!♥
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The thought of that fuh-reak doing sexy times with anybody just made my clit shrivel up and disappear. Thanks a bunch, MK.
LMAO
Fabios long lost son (or brother)