Friday, September 5th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 4th!!!
How John Travolta prepares pre-flight:
Flight Jacket.
Bidet.
Manhunt.com - KeithSaysHello
Runners-up:
You do what you have to do to deal with the side effects of Alli - TheVinylVillager
"And one other benefit, I finally have a use for all those memos!" - Manimal5
Thanks Rose
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Yay! I won! Glad you like what I wrote. Michael :)
Congrats to the winners!
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
what in hell is this kizzy person talking about?
http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com
Congrats winners!!
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You fargin sneaky bastage.
now THIS is an office. now the boss can't complain i spend too much time in the crapper.
Congrats to you funnay ho's! Keep it up.
*Special wedgie reserved for you Mani*
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
MK, as always Im humbled.
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and I wasnt even feeling inspired yesterday!
http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com
LMAO Vinyl's is awesome! Well done you guys!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
LOL Manimal! Funny ass. Congrats everyone!
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El corazón no envejece; es el cuero que se arruga.
Congrats to the winners, you funny ho's!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Acme Corp attempts a boost in productivity to employees who stopped giving a crap.
Proof that the economy is shitty :John McCain's people are scoping out potential model Oval Offices "just in case". Unfortnately, the Senator's WIC does not cover Depends.
We must have had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
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I POOP RAINBOWS
The George W. Bush Presidential Libarry is open for business. Hours from 9am to 9am daley. Do not squeeze the Charmin. God Bless America. Note: Terrorists are forbidden from using the facilities at all times.
Michael K's home office.
At Jubilee Auto Sales
We push hard to get the quotes you need.
Just relax and let us do the work for you.
as we flush the competition.
So come on down and get yours today
Well, the boss did tell him to keep a log of all his memos...
He was told to hire a "Handicapper" to beat the odds, but got a handy crapper instead.
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Submitted by Uwish on June 4, 2008 - 11:40pm.
You know me already. I am actually LOVE ANGELINA. I am sure you have seen around before.
(posted on this page: http://dlisted.com/node/26370#comment
Jimmy's funeral will be promptly at 10 on Saturday as he didn't understand AGAIN what the bosses meant by "bomb"
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Submitted by Uwish on June 4, 2008 - 11:40pm.
You know me already. I am actually LOVE ANGELINA. I am sure you have seen around before.
(posted on this page: http://dlisted.com/node/26370#comment
"And you thought I was kidding when I said I had a shitty job!"
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"You don't remember the motorcycle gang? Doing the striptease in front of them at the bar? The iguana? Good God, man. Tell me you remember the iguana!"
Preparing for Fleet Week, Clay Aiken wisely redesigns his office for the week after.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Douchebag Headquarters
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
The E! Channel should have known better, poor Ryan Seacrest is splashing to get out.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
The ol' toilet-in-the-office trick, keeps people from using your chocolately covered office supplies everytime!
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Ctrl + Alt + Defecate
We GET IT Charmin Bear ... your in the toilet business, shheshhh some people!
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
"And one other benefit, I finally have a use for all those memos!".
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Somebody needs to flush his Members Only Jacket.
This asshole deserves to lose his window office.
He must have some nasty germs on his phone and keyboard.
Toilet rugs went out in the 90's.
Shit really does run downhill in this office.
LCT's desk?
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
*yawns*
Submitted by Barbad0Slim on September 4, 2008 - 9:53pm.
u keep that up and there will be a Shutit tomorrow.
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OMG! *trembles* Like I give a shit.
u keep that up and there will be a Shutit tomorrow.
"...NOBODY agrees with YOU, you agree with everybody else, you agree with any idiot who says anything!..."
Submitted by Barbad0Slim on September 4, 2008 - 9:48pm
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Wasn't there another poster yesterday with the same name? o instead of a zero?
jussayin,
poo on me?
okay, whose comments are ya gonna throw at me.
It ain't my fault that the entries were so shitty, maybe everyones imaginations just, i dont know, got flushed away some how.
John McCain's campaign headquarters, not all it's 'cracked' up to be!
Shitty assed job!
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
Submitted by jussayin on September 4, 2008 - 9:07pm.
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Way to (sorta) stay on topic, lol.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Submitted by Barbad0Slim on September 4, 2008 - 8:46pm.
not to sound rude but 99% if not all of the entries sucked for this picture big time.
....well, poo on you!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
I take a lot of shit at the office.
It's lonely at the top gun.
not to sound rude but 99% if not all of the entries sucked for this picture big time.
Obviously the HR woman that does orientation has a heavy lisp and told a new employee to shit down at his desk while doing his job.
Mr. Efficiency.
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Quicker than his own shadow.
Work is the ShIt!!
Yeah, could you call the plumber? Someone in the office downstairs said that the shit just hit the ceiling fan.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Another shitty day at work...