Afternoon Crumbs

Submitted by HeatherlyG on September 5, 2008 - 1:58am.
Just a quick break----"analyzing" anyone let You want to talk mental? My husband is a Clinical Psychologist.

Ha ha ha. He's not, he's your doctor dear,that's why he wears the white coat and there are bars on the window. Calling people 'lezzies' as if it is some deep insult is a sure sign of 'issues' I wish you well.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.

and over the past few years theyve lived in NO, france, CA, where else?

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Don't forget they were over in India while she was shooting A Mighty Fart - that's right after Shiloh's birth. Then they were living in Texas while Pitt was on location for a few months - then they up and moved to France soon after that. Oh and what about the entire summer last year living in NY ? How could we forget about seeing Maddox going to school every FUCKING day! Yeah, I agree.... she moves because she's NOT content. She's running away from something. Shit, she barely sees her french kissing brother anymore. When does he get to play uncle? She's probably so miserable being confined to that Palace in France. Who's she kidding (wanting privacy), she's itching for some attention - I wouldn't be surprised if they head straight for CA again!

Submitted by peaches on September 5, 2008 - 12:12pm.
Submitted by Libra on September 5, 2008 - 12:06pm.

Supposedly the rumor is the Jolie-Pitts are moving back to their precious Shallowbu. You think your sexy boy Johnny told them to get the fuck out of France???

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Peaches pleeaaase!!! Sexy boy Johnny and jolie-pitts dont even belong in a sentence together!!!
Mr. Depp has too much class and respect for his family's privacy than these two dumb whores!!!
If indeed they are moving out... i'm glad the filth is finally out of France and Johnny can live in peace again !!

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on September 5, 2008 - 12:16pm.
peaches on September 5, 2008 - 12:04pm

In a round about way, i have been saying it forever, The Brad needs a "normal" woman, I mean she can still be hwat but she would all his.

There are plenty of beautiful women out there who are not "in the industry"! Oh and Models of any sort don't count as Normal women!!!

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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

Submitted by peaches on September 5, 2008 - 11:12am.
Submitted by Libra on September 5, 2008 - 12:06pm.

Supposedly the rumor is the Jolie-Pitts are moving back to their precious Shallowbu. You think your sexy boy Johnny told them to get the fuck out of France???

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no, its just that when miserable bitches with unresolved psychological issues feel unhappy for a period of time, they move.

blame their misery on where they live.

and over the past few years theyve lived in NO, france, CA, where else?

yup. she cant stay put.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

peaches on September 5, 2008 - 12:04pm

In a round about way, i have been saying it forever, The Brad needs a "normal" woman, I mean she can still be hwat but she would all his.

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Submitted by Libra on September 5, 2008 - 12:06pm.

Supposedly the rumor is the Jolie-Pitts are moving back to their precious Shallowbu. You think your sexy boy Johnny told them to get the fuck out of France???

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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

Jennifer Aniston is definitely not the most beautiful woman in the world BUT... she looks GORGEOUS in these photos!!
Comedy is her forte and it clearly shows how good she is at it !!!

Submitted by K2 on September 5, 2008 - 7:01am.
Honestly I don't know wich of the two is worse! maybe he should try what some happier film actors have done, leave california and Marry a "civilian", but he's such a damn narcissist, I don't know if any shrink can help him. I'd like to think positive though.
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Yeah, look at Matt Damon - he married a normal girl. Seems content. Nicholas Cage ran off and married someone out of the scene as well. I'm sure it can work just as well as any of these "hollywood" marriages.

EXACTLY!!! Nicolas cage and his wife are so cute together! And Matt's wife seems like such a sweet normal girl! And let's not forget Patrick Dempsey! you can say Jillian is "in the scene" being a makeup artist, but she's really in the beauty industry, more with fashion and models, So it's not really that bad. So not only will it work Just as well, it tends to work better, because after dating crazy actresses and industry people, "normal" girls are like this amazing breath of fresh air! They are so thrilled to have a woman who is there for them, taking care of them, instead of being selfish and moody all the time! But Brad needs to get over his narcisissm that civilians are "beneath" celebrities first! Thats why he needs the shrink! Or maybe since he's friends with Matt, Matt will talk him into it!Dear God, Please let me be that "civilian" who he chooses to be the next Mrs. Brad Pitt! Woah.. Did I just say that out Loud!!!??? Shit!!! LOL!!!!hahahaha! Don't know very many women who don't want that title! hahaha!!!

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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

I think the loonies hate Aniston because she didn't fight for him and this allowed him to ruin their queen. The people that "adore" Miss Jolie enabled her to ride this train wreck. She was allowed to adopt to many kids to fast, add 3 more, travel, make movies, being a do gooder, the worlds sexiest woman and anorexic. All of this in 3 years. Thats a circus, the kids look dirty and unhappy and she is still touted as sexy? She could have made this a little easier by eating decently. When did America get so stupid? Think of all the good talent ignored pushing this twat.

Not to chat and split, but I do have to get back to work. I'd really like it if everyone just realized it's all just fun fighting, at least I think. I honestly do not wish anything bad towards K-2 or anyone who just doesn't like me. That's their right. I just don't like taking crap off of other smart-asses. That's kinda how it works.
Later, Gator

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WOW you're sick. FUN FIGHTING? How old are you? You don't have a husband, you probably still live in your parents home and have nothing better to do because you've been grounded and can't leave your room. Take up all this anger with your parents. We're not here to mother you .... now go away and let the adults talk. ..... (husband is a psychologist... OMG where does she come up with this shit?!)

Honestly I don't know wich of the two is worse! maybe he should try what some happier film actors have done, leave california and Marry a "civilian", but he's such a damn narcissist, I don't know if any shrink can help him. I'd like to think positive though.
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Yeah, look at Matt Damon - he married a normal girl. Seems content. Nicholas Cage ran off and married someone out of the scene as well. I'm sure it can work just as well as any of these "hollywood" marriages.

Submitted by speakit on September 4, 2008 - 9:44pm.

Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 4, 2008 - 9:43pm.
Heather, don't come home early tonite, I am deep- throating your hubby until midnight. Thank You.

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He's gonna totally analyze your technique from Freud's perspective.

If the rumors are true, Im pretty sure Freud would have a lot of perspective about deep throating.

Submitted by rotten_egg on September 5, 2008 - 1:17am.

Speaking of which, whatever happened to ol' LA? I stopped coming for a few weeks and she disappeared! Cant say it was the worst thing though...

-"Submitted by HeatherlyG on September 5, 2008 - 12:58am."

I doubt anything you have typed today is even close to the truth, but let's pretend it is just for the sake of a little debate.

Ahem, if your husband is a clinical psychologist then I think it's time for him to HELP YOU instead of wasting his time and energy paying attention to a bunch of internet people on a celebrity gossip blog.

Anyway, I love the morons who troll a celebrity gossip blog calling everyone "lezzies" as if it was an insult and spewing shit after a deliberate internet fight. I think your lovely husband would be ashamed of the way you are acting here.

And I'm off. This is silly. Just as silly and stupid as LoveAngelina's internet fights.

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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.

Submitted by KelleyB. on September 4, 2008 - 11:31pm.

I'm calling bullshit on the angie jo story. Sorry.

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Really? It sounds pretty on-the-level to me.
She's tired. A lot of Mommies get moody right after they deliver. She, obviously, doesn't eat enough - or eats vegan - and she's been jetting aroudn like a sumbitch for the last 3 years. It's not such a reach, really.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

I'm calling bullshit on the angie jo story. Sorry.

Good to see you PSL, doing great, thanks. If I cared about my real life even half as much HG cares about the Internet, I'd be a much more interesting person.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

Oh cry me a river. She has nannies up the gazoo and she's depressed just because some of her dozens of children are not perfect? I hope this at least will keep her out of the adoption game. This baby collecting is SICK.

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Don't dream it... BE it!

well helLO Mr President......how the hell are ya this evening? I am sure Jen Aniston is doing just fine.....

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Cause what you give to me, no one knows
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 4, 2008 - 10:38pm.

this HG person is STILL spewing shit? I left over SIX HOURS ago!
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Must have been the burrito. Those Taco Bell burritos will tear an asshole pretty good sometimes.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

this HG person is STILL spewing shit? I left over SIX HOURS ago!

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Cause what you give to me, no one knows
-Queens of The Stone Age

Jen can ride on me anytime.

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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.

This looks eerily like the time Jen hopped on Brad's back and tried to stop him from leaving her for Angie!

It was awful! James Haven had to help Brad bring his belongings over to Angie's. Jen was not having any of it and she had her friend Courtney and that wierd looking husband of hers come over for support.

It was pitiful. David Arquette was hanging on to Brad's leg begging him not to leave. Seems David knew that Jen would be hanging around more now that she was alone and he wasn't happy about it.

It was the first time James Haven felt bad for Brad. He had an hysterical woman on his back and a hysterical man on his leg. Finally Courtney ripped David off by his hair and he just sobbed quietly in the corner. That just left Jen. James Haven pulled her off and placed her in Courtney's arms then Brad and James Haven ran for the door.

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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Tranny clown mess needs to stay away from the spandex, she looks oddly lumpy and big. And she's not a big girl either usually...not in my mind. But she's short and that look makes her look way stumpy. If it weren't for the stripper heels she'd look like a overweight tranny clown dwarf!

Your face!

You can do it too, Sheeps!

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

Submitted by HeatherlyG on September 4, 2008 - 9:47pm.

I'm a beaver, you're a beaver, we're a beaver all, when we get together we do are beaver call!
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*eyeroll*

WRONG!

Beaver one, beaver all
Let's all do the beaver call!

Rhyming, peoples, RHYMING!

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

Angel i -

Why don't you take your own advice dear.

Submitted by HeatherlyG on September 5, 2008 - 2:44am.
One last hey, had to stick around just to see who hates me.

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Hates you? Who do you think you are LA/HA?

~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~

Whack is fun. I just have a lot of natural energy and if I don't stay busy I might explode.

You're actually the first civil conversation I've had here. There'd be a lot more if I wasn't constantly fending off the J-Fur beasties.

HeatherlyG

You know what? If some people treated you bad then why don't you just look out for them and avoid. Or say something to them personally when it happens. You don't need to bait the whole damn board, frothing at the mouthn pick and looking for a fight. If you have a point, it's totally lost cuz you sound like a little kid who needs a nap.

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♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

Deb From Hell:

No, he said you have backward buck teeth like an Al Paca you slobbered. His nickname for you is the Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker.

I'm a beaver, you're a beaver, we're a beaver all, when we get together we do are beaver call!
That's your cue.

Submitted by HeatherlyG on September 4, 2008 - 9:44pm.
Speak It -

I'm a sucker for temptation. That's fun too. One last hey, had to stick around just to see who hates me.

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I don't 'hate' anyone, not in reality or on the internet. I've only seen a few of your posts and from what I've seen I think you may be whack, but hey, who isn't?

Submitted by Sheeps on September 4, 2008 - 8:40pm.
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Oh, don't worry your pretty lil' wooley backside, Sheeps. I got always got your's hangin'.

www.shakespeardontgotshitonme.com

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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"

Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 4, 2008 - 9:43pm.
Heather, don't come home early tonite, I am deep- throating your hubby until midnight. Thank You.

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He's gonna totally analyze your technique from Freud's perspective.

Speak It -

I'm a sucker for temptation. That's fun too. One last hey, had to stick around just to see who hates me.

No, Speak, they don't let anyone but each other pet their tummies and sniff their butts. They're special.

Submitted by HeatherlyG on September 4, 2008 - 9:41pm.

You J-Fur lezzies don't know the first thing about any man's taste in women;
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Ok - and we're the teenagers? Really - and when are you gonna call us all fat? Camon! Spit it out already!

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

I have a PhD too. I'm a beverage consumption engineer.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

Submitted by Sheeps on September 4, 2008 - 9:41pm.

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Thou loated issue of ye father's loins.. or something like that. That's what I got. LOL

Heather, don't come home early tonite, I am deep- throating your hubby until midnight. Thank You.

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RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!

Hubby is a PhD and HG is working her GED.

pfft.

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RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?

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Quicker than his own shadow.

It's teenager time!! I'm outta here.

I wish grown ups with senses of humor would play here.

You J-Fur lezzies don't know the first thing about any man's taste in women; obviously, you're all getting ready for dates right? with each other on "D-Listed".

Submitted by NitWitty on September 4, 2008 - 6:38pm.

Show your sheep-biting face, and be hanged an hour!

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Quicker than his own shadow.

Submitted by HeatherlyG on September 4, 2008 - 9:37pm.

Bring it bitches, I'll catch ya later.
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Wait! If you're leaving - where should I bring it?

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

Submitted by islandgirl on September 4, 2008 - 9:37pm.

angel, that all Depends. BWAHAHA, I kill me!

:o}
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LOL!

You're peeing again, aren't you?

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

*walks in shaking her head*
It's a damn good thing I know shit from shinola.
IG, after you're thru disposing of your depends, please tend to the bullshit that Sheeps just left strewn about the place!

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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"

Submitted by HeatherlyG on September 4, 2008 - 9:32pm.
Speak It-

Wouldn't you be annoyed if everytime you came to silly site intended to be fun, you get K-2 and her buddies nipping like little terriers?

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Assuming what you say is true, do they ever roll over and let you pet their tummies?

Fat Martha -

Who's spewing hatred? Have you read these other comments? I don't care how many of you gang up. Remember where you are.

Really are a waste of space and time. Bring it bitches, I'll catch ya later.

angel, that all Depends. BWAHAHA, I kill me!

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