Thursday, September 4th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Sorry Mr. Policeman, Jennifer Aniston isn't letting you go anywhere - Popsugar
The chick from "Dream a Little Dream" got naked for MySpace - Egotastic!
Nasty Nastia's Wheaties box! - Just Jared
Ashlee Simpson's long-lost twin (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Keeley Hazell is allergic to shirts - IDLYITW
Saint Angelina is moody - Hollywood Rag
Joshuah from Big Brother quit his job over blonde highlights - Towleroad
Speaking of frosty flakes hair, here's Keith Urban - Lainey Gossip
Censor bar art - Cityrag
One day Bat Boy is going to mistake Xtina for a greasy chicken bone and he's going to swallow her whole - Hollywood Tuna
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Submitted by HeatherlyG on September 5, 2008 - 2:32am.
Wow. Are on the blue pills or the yellow ones?
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Sheeps,
you are a true poet...
8-)
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Submitted by islandgirl on September 4, 2008 - 9:33pm.
I am urinating in my clothes as we speak. Sheeps, you are an asshole!! ♥
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Do you need to be wearing diapers, hunny? Cuz that seems to happen to you a lot;p
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
I am urinating in my clothes as we speak. Sheeps, you are an asshole!! ♥
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"I wouldn't go in the front room at the moment, I suspect your brother's having a bit of how's your father with his new girlfriend."
Speak It-
Wouldn't you be annoyed if everytime you came to silly site intended to be fun, you get K-2 and her buddies nipping like little terriers?
I preferred it when I was a stranger. These people wrote me first. I now just like to fuck with them.
I don't reveal enough info. to get stalked, and if they do, just proves they belong in mental hospitals; plus it's nice to have cops for neighbors. You know stalking is taken seriously in CA.
Before, you bust me on not caring about mental patients, DON'T. Of course, I do. I am still a stranger on this site and I get to play with alter ego, my evil twin Skippy, or whatever, because it's FUN, and relatively safe as long as you're not on a J-Fur thread.
Not to chat and split, but I do have to get back to work. I'd really like it if everyone just realized it's all just fun fighting, at least I think. I honestly do not wish anything bad towards K-2 or anyone who just doesn't like me. That's their right. I just don't like taking crap off of other smart-asses. That's kinda how it works.
Later, Gator
IG and HG sittin' in a tree
D I S S I N G
First come bagels, then come lox,
Then comes HG kicked inna box.
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Quicker than his own shadow.
Submitted by HeatherlyG on September 4, 2008 - 5:33pm.
Just a quick note to the J-Fur Anistonappyasshairius lez army.
I'm letting as many sites know as possible that "d listed" is the place to go to Hate on J-Fur; and to watch for her Lez Army of fans. Oh, I'll let them know your fantasy names too if ya want.
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Yeah. You'd definitely need someone with more than a Master's Degree, that's fersure.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
**sitting in the corner philosifying myself**
Ooooh, happy times!
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 4, 2008 - 9:23pm.
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Yeah, I figured if her husband can be all that than I can be a Clinical Psychologist.
Tomorrow... neurosurgeon
Submitted by HeatherlyG on September 4, 2008 - 9:08pm.
Er... wow. I'm so confused. Okay, maybe someone on here is egotistical for whatever reason, and somehow your husband is able to tell that through a few sentences, rather than an extensive psychological analysis... If that's true, what does that make you when you're posting comments that are absolutely SPEWING hatred for a woman you've never met? I honestly don't understand the logic behind this.
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FOUR PAWS, INC. KILLS ANIMALS. BOYCOTT THEIR PRODUCTS.
http://thechaistory.blogspot.com/
Heatherly.
**tapping foot waiting for any sense of humor and wondering about your husband's taste in women**
Ph.D. has become a requirement for a career as a university professor or researcher in many fields. He is one in 10 zillion.
Sorry for the quickie cut/paste from Wiki. Too bored to come up with something more original.
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That's hilarious Island Girl! glad to see you have a sense of humor regardless of all the family opinions at the moment.
HeatherlyG -
The fact that you are very defensive, even revealing a great deal of your own personal life in order to somehow prove yourself, shows you are deeply offended.
Why are you so offended by strangers on the internet?
Fine line between very annoyed and angry. I'm sick of K-2 and her army looking for me to disagree with them to the point they just mistake me for some poor person called "Rocket".
Who's angry? I'm just taking a break from being creative and working hard to come here and get my kicks. If you have any education in Psychology, you know that they now adamantly impress the damages of stress. They make it easy for me.
I'm not sure, but I think my head just exploded.
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"I wouldn't go in the front room at the moment, I suspect your brother's having a bit of how's your father with his new girlfriend."
Submitted by HeatherlyG on September 4, 2008 - 9:08pm.
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I wasn't here for whatever you're angry about.
But if it was just for fun, maybe you wouldn't be so angry.
Speak It:
Is that why you're here to dole out your "professional" opinion. Gee thanks. I'm better now.
Did I mention that my husband has been a psychologist (Ph.D. not a dime a dozen Masters degrees) for 25 yrs., and we've been married for 12 yrs. One of the things he likes about me is that I have a sense-of-humor. You know that annoying human quality that some of you have zero-tolerance for? By the way, unfortunately for sick people out there, I've met more flakey, egotistical, "psychologists". Doesn't mean you have experience or the right to tell anyone the time of day for that matter.
Again, why are uptight assholes even on this site?! It's for fun. God! you people are exhausting.
Submitted by HeatherlyG on September 4, 2008 - 8:58pm.
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As a Clinical Psychologist, I'd like to tell you that you take 'celebrity' and blogs way too seriously.
Just a quick break----"analyzing" anyone let alone Brad Pitt....Who the hell do you lezzies think you are. Why are you here again? I only know who Perez Hilton is from Chelsea Handler show. You guys recommended him and he might want to come feed the sharks too.
I don't need drugs I can just come here and feed the J-Fur sharks and watch the Daisy Chain feeding frenzy.
Honestly, K-9, opinions are like assholes, everybody has one. Yours seems to be preoccupied with a huge stick.
You want to talk mental? My husband is a Clinical Psychologist, and I showed him our little fights and how serious and Looney Tunes you guys get. By the way, you igorant, uninformed idiots, I have NEVER said I was an Angelina fan. Just not a Anistonappyasshairius fan. Stupid, stupid bitches. Although, the rest of the world knows Angelina is "movie star"; J-Fur went nude in some movie and it still tanked. Everyone I heard watched said it was a desperate plea for attention and publicity. Well now she's getting it.
People like you, K-9, are not in their right, one-flavored mind when you spend as much time as you do sitting and waiting for someone else to NOT have your opinion about your fantasy J-Fur. Why aren't you just blogging on J-Fur's site? You make no sense and take the bait everytime I come to feed the sharks. Some people aren't mental and/or have acute lezzy love for Anistonappyasshairius. Hell, I come here just to relax now, and watch you act sane.
K-9, you need medication, or you're gonna stroke-out and seizure and fuck up your BFF keyboard with all the unicorns and rainbows. What a J-Fur "stallwart" fan. You're doing that woman no favors.
I think you want people to think you're J-Fur blogging with Courtney Coxsucker and friends, because you come off as nothing less than a lonely control freak that prefers her opinion only. I'm starting to feel sorry for you, but I got over it. No wonder you have all the time to stalk J-Fur threads. You really do need to back off and let other people have their own opinions before ramming your self-serving horse shit down their throats, fucking mental case. My husband said he has a patient just like you, no kidding; a mediocre person with an ego.
Submitted by HeatherlyG on September 4, 2008 - 3:33pm.
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Are you Love Angelina, Heart Angelina, UWish, TeriAnn? Or another loser with a misguided mission?
Their numbers are legion. What a bunch of fruitcakes.
Submitted by K2 on September 4, 2008 - 5:30pm.
Submitted by peaches on September 4, 2008 - 5:05pm.
Also, I think you are accurate with the Brad analysis. I do think he's trying to find himself or portray himself in an image that is completely opposite from how he grew up. So angelina fits that piece of the puzzle. Now he's a nomad. 3 years ago he was part of hollywood's social scene with homes throughout CA. Now he has NO REAL home and has 6 kids with NO roots.
Being Part of Hollywoods social scene is nothing to be so proud of in my opinion. Honestly I don't know wich of the two is worse! maybe he should try what some happier film actors have done, leave california and Marry a "civilian", but he's such a damn narcissist, I don't know if any shrink can help him. I'd like to think positive though.
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
-"Submitted by HeatherlyG on September 4, 2008 - 9:33pm."
No, we had enough with LoveAngelina once. WE don't need another person with mental problems. And who the hell cares about Mario Lavandeira (Perez Hilton) anyway?. He must be way too busy trimming his extra chicharron after losing weight, choosing another lame hair colour, scribbling little white dots on pictures or talking to himself about himself to care about what you or anyone else thinks or says.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
I knew she was off her rocker but not the meds! I bet she was booted off the JJ site. Not even a fang fan of Jared's would be able to tolerate her idiocy ! I think she deserves a little island all to herself. And let's face it, no one has a disdain for Aniston like fat ass Perez. It's no wonder she calls that site home.
Snow,
Is Mario that fat fuckers real name?
Oh no!
Well, that answers a lot of questions about Heather if she hangs over at philton!!
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OMG I AM GONNA POOP MY PANTS, Heather said she was gonna TELL ON US TO MARIO?!?!?!?!?!? wooo haaa this is so good! I'm almost glad I had to work late!
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Heather,
Sweetie, someone mixed up your meds!
Wow.
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Just a quick note to the J-Fur Anistonappyasshairius lez army.
I'm letting as many sites know as possible that "d listed" is the place to go to Hate on J-Fur; and to watch for her Lez Army of fans. Oh, I'll let them know your fantasy names too if ya want.
I'll be letting Perez fans know too just as you advised. Perez needs to know that a bunch of J-Fur "wanna have lunch with her" lezzies dog on him.
I can't wait until some of the other J-Fur Anistonappyasshairius haters come for you and your band of daisy chainers.
Gotta go, and I'm sure you'll be too busy "back firing" on everyone else that can't stand the sight of the stupid hairy goat. Why is that dog even newsworthy? BECAUSE IT'S SO FUN TALKING ABOUT WHAT A LOSER SHE IS.
Submitted by peaches on September 4, 2008 - 5:05pm.
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This is what I know :
The actress has admitted using hard drugs in the past. She once said, “I’ve done coke, heroin, ecstasy, LSD everything. I hate heroin because I’ve been fascinated with it. I’m not immune, but I won’t do it now, at all.”
So if you hate a drug because you're fascinated by it, what does that mean? I would think it means she could've found herself face down in a pile of shit with a needle sticking out of her arm if she didn't stop doing it.
Also, I think you are accurate with the Brad analysis. I do think he's trying to find himself or portray himself in an image that is completely opposite from how he grew up. So angelina fits that piece of the puzzle. Now he's a nomad. 3 years ago he was part of hollywood's social scene with homes throughout CA. Now he has NO REAL home and has 6 kids with NO roots. Yeah, I think it's safe to say he might be reconsidering that choice he made a few years back. In all honesty, I think his parents were floored when he brought Jolie home to meet the "all american, apple pie eating, proper family". They probably haven't slept right in 3 years. lol!
Submitted by K2 on September 4, 2008 - 1:07pm.
yeah! Angelina is one of those people who you know probably refuses to see a psychologist, when they need one more than anyone.
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Peaches: you're right. She doesn't want to seek professional help. She has stated that her roles are her "therapy". Although she has also said that if you were to take her family (brother,father and herself) and sit down with a therapist ... the therapist would find her father to be nuts! I'm sorry, but when you cut yourself to feel alive then it's time to sit and talk to a psychiatrist. She has never resolved any of those underlying issues. Now she'll just transfer her pain and unhappiness onto her 6 children.Plus she was hooked on heroin and never sought rehab or help with that either. What a winner. And I'm sure Brad has some issues with his demons as well. Leaving Jen probably only put a band aid on his emotional unhappiness!
K2 I just went back and read this! very informative!!! I was taking a guess that she doesn't want therapy, but you backed it up for me!!! Was (is) she actually addicted to heroin, or did she just admit to TRYING it a few times. They say if you try it by smoking it and not shooting it up like once or twice, you might have less of a chance of becoming an addict. but the minute you shoot it up just once, your pretty much likely to be fucked for life! I don't know the whole story with her and heroin. As for Brad and his demons, I may not be a shrink, but I can pretty much figure it out! Hollywood has made him believe his midwestern religious background is something shameful, that he was the handsome all american boy growing up in HS makes him Boring or something. From what I've read about people who knew him, he was very happy and well liked, he was funny and everyone loved him. But In Hollywood, they want you to have some fucked up sob story, because most of these power player producers were nerds who were probably picked on by guys like Brad in HS, so they feel in their position of power that they can now destroy the self esteem of people they consider to have charmed lives. I was an outcast in HS myself, but My college experience showed me that not every girl who was popular and pretty is necessarily a mean nasty bitch. Many of those types of girls were my friends in college! It's all about what part of the country you're from. Blue Collar New Englanders, small town middle american's like Brad's roots, these were the first group of people who didn't judge me, who made me feel welcome! I'm greatful to have had that enlightning experience. I used to want to be an actress, but having had this positive experience around salt of the earth type people, I think it made me change my mind, and I'm thank ful for it everyday! I hope one day Brad can realize where he came from is nothing to be ashamed of, and they're the ones who should be ashamed of him! He still has that need for a good family like the one he grew up with in his essence, but it will never fully come to be with Angelina or any other crazy Hollywood actress, and he certainly won't be able to raise a Nice family in Malibu/Beverly Hills/Hollywood, Or Southern California for that matter!!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Angie needs a big "O" to make it all right for her. And by "O", I mean Oxycontin... That and a bucket of Zoloft...
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dramaqueen!
Thanks!!! I walk around spouting Izzardisms all day! No one gets me.
Dlisted gets me!!!
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"A Night in the life of Jimmy Reardon"
R.I.P River Pheonix.
Meredith still looks smokin'!
The censor bar art is actually a music video, one of the best! I love that song!
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Submitted by Salem13 on September 4, 2008 - 2:54pm.
I love this website soooo much!! I'm glad people see through the bullshit and say what they want without getting attacked by some celebrities psychotic delusional fan(s).
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we love you back salem!!
the angie jo being depressed thing is TOO MUCH~!!!
aw, angie, did a little thing called reality interrupt your international army family fantasy?? aw, your babies are crying?? aw, poor wittle angie, her life is sooo unfair!! she has to now live with the life shes been making?? aww, poor wittle angie.
HAA!!
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a message from the Church of the SubGenius
IF AJ really does have PPD, I feel bad for her.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 4, 2008 - 3:52pm.
Submitted by K2 on September 4, 2008 - 2:49pm.
I saw that too, "K-9." What the fuck is desperacy anyway? Those short buses are dropping the kids off earlier & earlier these days.
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LOL!!
I thought she was off her rocker when she would target me on Jen threads and get antagonistic. BUT now I'm convinced she's in need of medication. Why change you're name, right? If you believe the garbage you spew, wouldn't you stand behind it by posting your original name? Maybe she has a split personality disorder? hmmm. and p.s. desperacy is NOT a fucking word.
DebFrmHell & Clarisse: I could get on board with that!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
DebFrmHell
Stamison 2009!! Yeah!!
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Clarisse: You're right. I misread. (LOVE your tagline!)
ladida: I apologize. I misunderstood.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
K2,
It was HeatherlyG that posted both those sad little posts. Rocket was just pointing out how stupid it was....
Drama,
I thnk laladida was saying Angie Ho trapped Brad with kids, not trapped Brad WITH kids...yeh, i explained that well...
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
I love this website soooo much!! I'm glad people see through the bullshit and say what they want without getting attacked by some celebrities psychotic delusional fan(s).
Submitted by KD on September 4, 2008 - 2:48pm.
ME- Sadly enough, I could TOTALLY hear my boyfriend of over 3 years saying the same thing..
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*Sigh* Mine, too.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
I thought your Myspace automatically got deleted if you posted nude pictures??
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 4, 2008 - 4:19pm
I NEVER SAID SHE STEAL MEN WITH CHILDREN, I SAID SHE TRAP MEN WITH CHILDREN SHE TRAPPED BILLY BOB INTO ADDOPTING MADDOX BUT HE STILL LEFT HER AND SHE HAS TAPPED PITT WITH SIX KIDS IN A LITTLE OVER 2 YEARS
re: Attention Whore Jolie... it's very unfortunate to realize that you don't enjoy collecting children AFTER you've accumulated six in half as many years. It's best to do a little soul-searching and find those things out about yourself prior.
Submitted by K2 on September 4, 2008 - 2:49pm.
I saw that too, "K-9." What the fuck is desperacy anyway? Those short buses are dropping the kids off earlier & earlier these days.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
I don't believe this about Jolie - she could afford to hire a whole army of nannies for all of those kids... I mean - she might have PPD - and if so needs to get some Zoloft or something.. But she can afford to get help with kids when he has to leave for work or something - anyone would need help with that many kids... There's no way you could do it all...
JENNIFER ANISTON AND JOHN STAMOS IN 2009!
Yes, I am a jenniloonie!
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Submitted by laladida on September 4, 2008 - 2:47pm.
I applaud the Jen love, but Skankelina has never stolen men w/ children. Brad was childless until she came along. If BBT had kids, I don't remember ever seeing them w/ Skankelina. Am I wrong?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Gotta admit Jennifer Aniston looks great in those piccys. I guess getting rid of 160 pounds of crap (John Mayer) can do that to you.
WTF is wrong with Keith Urban's hair? Is he trying to outgay Zac Efron?
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