Thursday, September 4th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Sorry Mr. Policeman, Jennifer Aniston isn't letting you go anywhere - Popsugar
The chick from "Dream a Little Dream" got naked for MySpace - Egotastic!
Nasty Nastia's Wheaties box! - Just Jared
Ashlee Simpson's long-lost twin (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Keeley Hazell is allergic to shirts - IDLYITW
Saint Angelina is moody - Hollywood Rag
Joshuah from Big Brother quit his job over blonde highlights - Towleroad
Speaking of frosty flakes hair, here's Keith Urban - Lainey Gossip
Censor bar art - Cityrag
One day Bat Boy is going to mistake Xtina for a greasy chicken bone and he's going to swallow her whole - Hollywood Tuna
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LMFAO !!! This dumb bitch changed her name after she gave this same dumb rant over at a Jen Aniston thread today :
Submitted by HeatherlyG on September 4, 2008 - 12:21am.
JENNIFER ANISTONAPPIASSHARIUS IS PLAYING HERSELF AGAIN----WHAT A SURPRISE----SHE IS SO PATHETIC TO EVEN LOOK AT---SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE WHINES 24/7 WITH THAT JOWLY FACE; WHY? BECAUSE SHE'S NOT GOOD AT ALL AT PRETENDING TO BE SOME SO. CAL. CHICK---SHE HAS DESPERACY ALL OVER HER FACE, AND IT'S GOTTEN DOWNRIGHT ANNOYING JUST HEAR THE STUPID, UNTALENTED BITCH'S NAME, "J-FUR"!--
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Now she decides to change her name on the same site no less and continues posting the same garbage! LOL - what a fool you are! :::
Submitted by Rocket on September 4, 2008 - 3:34pm.
Looks like old J-Fur Annistonappyasshairius is getting desperate after John Mayer the Player drove her out the country in her car and left her.
She is such a dog and needs to realize that she just got lucky with Brad who was feeling charitable when he fucked her.
She wants to be behave like a spoiled beautiful female and it's never gonna happen.
Yanni is waiting for his Anistonappyasshairius to come trotting to him so they make mad, passionate, goat love. BAAAAAA! BAAAA! J-Fur so horny. Ready have baby goats, I mean kids.
Submitted by Rocket on September 4, 2008 - 4:04pm.
CHARITABLE FUCK? I BET IT TAKES MORE THAN THAT FOR A MAN TO MARRY A WOMAN AND CONSTANTLY TALK ABOUT HIS LOVE FOR HER AND HOW THEY HAD A GREAT LIFE TOGETHER BUT NEVER TALK ABOUT HIS LOVE FOR THE WHORE HE'S WITH. I REALLY DON'T GET WHY PEOPLE BAD MOUTH JENNIFER. ITS GETTING VERY TIRED. ANYWAY SKELETINA NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH HER COMPLAINTS WHO ASKED HER TO TRAP MEN WITH CHILDREN IF SHE WASN'T READY FOR THE RESPONSIBILITY. THIS REALLY SHOWS SHES USING HER "FAMILY" FOR NOTHING BUT PUBLICITY WHAT A MEDIA WHORE SHE ONLY HAVE AND COLLECT CHILDREN FOR ATTENTION
ME- Sadly enough, I could TOTALLY hear my boyfriend of over 3 years saying the same thing..
RE: Shawn's attitude... Isn't she the one that blamed the venue for a poor balance beam performance because they made her wait so long and it "threw off her groove" (my words, not hers)? The entire female gymnastics team seemed like a bunch of snotty american girls to me. Way to go USA.
Submitted by Chicaloca on September 4, 2008 - what she's going thru is called pay back and is only going to get worse.
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And it's about Fuckin' time too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think She's dodged the bullet called Karma long enough!!!! time to pay the Piper already!!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Submitted by Pimpcessa on September 4, 2008 - 1:55pm.
KD
Yup, but I guarantee that this bitch is so full of herself that you could never convince her of that. She still thinks she's Lara Croft - Home Raider!
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LOL@ home raider!
She's been coming to my house and curdling my milk, hasn't she??
Not a fan of Jolie - but do feel pity for her if she is going through PPD. With that said, I also think she hasn't a clue as to how fortunate she is to have maids, cooks, nannies, and nurses on call to help her at a moments notice. Some women suffer from the same thing and have absolutely NO ONE to turn to. And this is why most people don't give a crap about her "situation". She has no idea what it's like to be a NORMAL/REGULAR person. How on earth does she expect anyone to find her compassion for the less fortunate believable? Someone get her on anti- depressants and let's call it a day on the sympathy!
Brangelina.
I just imagine that Angie is not too happy at home with a kid on each tit while Brad is traveling, attending movie premiers and partying with the boys.
It's what she would rather be doing.
Submitted by madam s. on September 4, 2008 - 2:23pm.
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ITA! Shawn had a MUCH better attitude and should be getting all the attention.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Rocket: Works for me! (But I think the competition is fierce -- particularly in the Palin threads!)
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
LOL M.E., I forwarded that to friends and coworkers.
And LMFAO at Angelina and her "ordeal"!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Looks like old J-Fur Annistonappyasshairius is getting desperate after John Mayer the Player drove her out the country in her car and left her.
She is such a dog and needs to realize that she just got lucky with Brad who was feeling charitable when he fucked her.
She wants to be behave like a spoiled beautiful female and it's never gonna happen.
Yanni is waiting for his Anistonappyasshairius to come trotting to him so they make mad, passionate, goat love. BAAAAAA! BAAAA! J-Fur so horny. Ready have baby goats, I mean kids.
Ahead I apologize to any goats I may have offended
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Instead of hot slut of the month, can we nominate this for stupid post of the month?
Madam S., Drama - your welcome. My SIL sent that to me and I was ROTFLMAO!
"What's for dinner batman?"
Totally what my bitch hub would do. LOL.
What does Christina look like without her warpaint?
My word, nobody is THAT ugly. Except for Jade Goody. She's practically half bovine.
what happened there?
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
Submitted by Clarisse on September 4, 2008 - 3:21pm.
Bah! Angie Ho isn't suffering PPD. She's just sick of Sarah Palin stealin her thunder!
yeah, they're alot alike aren't they, but At least Sarah doesn't try to be someone she's not!!! Love her or hate her for her beliefs, She's pretty real!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
M.E.,
I just read that joke to a friend and we are laughing ourselves to tears right now! xo
Submitted by Chicaloca on September 4, 2008 - 2:25pm.
Couldn't have said it better myself. I hope he dumps her psycho ass, & soon.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
And yeah Jen looks great ;-)
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 4, 2008 - 2:27pm.
Hey, Skankelina, try juggling kids, a career, & a working husband
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lol, don't forget that bitch doesn't have a husband, she has a boy toy shes using for attention and she has an army of nannies to raise her kids for her, so she has nothing to complain about. what she's going thru is called pay back and is only going to get worse. You reap what you sow in life whoregelina
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Submitted by Pimpcessa on September 4, 2008 - 2:42pm.
Hopefully this isn't another "turning point" in her life where she realizes that she needs a "change". You remember when she got bored with the psycho-bitch-brother-fucking-cutter-homewrecking part of her life and "changed" into Mother fucking Theresa. I won't be shocked at all if she comes out of this "phase", as BBT put it, and decides she needs more spice in her life now. And don't worry everyone, the kids will be fine, they've always been able to adjust to almost anything...right?
The Problem with this crazy bitch is she needs pschiatric/psychological help, she has needed it for years, and though none of us can know for certain, it definatly appears that she has never seeked it!!!! This Post Partum thing is an easy rumor to make up, probably because it's one that would most likely turn out to be true!!! Maybe Brad will finally dump her, and he'll finally realize what his buddies Matt and George already know, If you want to be happy, don't date Batshit crazy actresses!!! And than people like me and Bradiful may finally have a chance with him!!!LOL!!!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
God, Christina looks like shit. She needs to do something else with her hair. It's too thin and fried to wear it straight like that. She wears too much make-up, and the colors she picks are horrible, and she is too thick to wear that outfit. I think she would look really nice if she toned everything down. She should go golden blonde instead of platinum, wear less make-up and go for natural tones, and get a wardrobe that has a more classy and mature style.
ME: ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Bah! Angie Ho isn't suffering PPD. She's just sick of Sarah Palin stealin her thunder!
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Looks like old J-Fur Annistonappyasshairius is getting desperate after John Mayer the Player drove her out the country in her car and left her.
She is such a dog and needs to realize that she just got lucky with Brad who was feeling charitable when he fucked her.
She wants to be behave like a spoiled beautiful female and it's never gonna happen.
Yanni is waiting for his Anistonappyasshairius to come trotting to him so they make mad, passionate, goat love. BAAAAAA! BAAAA! J-Fur so horny. Ready have baby goats, I mean kids.
Ahead I apologize to any goats I may have offended.
Saint Angelina is having a rough time after squirting out twins? Like there aren't an army of of middle-aged Lesbian nanny's on call 24-7.
Those Christina pics are old, like they were taking the night of 2nd sep. The last ones are yesterdays (my avvie.)
I wish she would wear less black. Where are the colours?? Christina, babe, you really need a new wardrobe.
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Here is a joke for the ladies:
Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married, and one long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation eventually drifted towards how to spice up their sex lives.
After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging in a little S&M role playing. The following week they met up again to compare notes.
Sipping her drink the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat.
When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made mad passionate love on his desk right then and there!"
The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only had sex all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!"
The married woman put down her glass and said, "I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask."
"Well?!" exclaimed the other two. "What happened?!"
When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'"
Submitted by lizzieb on September 4, 2008 - 1:58pm.
If I had to wake up every day to a bland empty vessel like Stu-pitt ... Oh,and get off the cross, you're blocking my light.
<3 I think I just fell in love! <3
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
M.E. Nah, just take a moment to revive your outward SNARK, and all will be well! Haha
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Pimpcessa, I know. Damn me. I got all soft on the Shitney thread.
I'm RUINED, RUINED I tell you!
PPD sucks! I never had it, but my S.I.L had some crazy thoughts after her third was born
This is the second Christina post in a row where I am convinced that she grossly underestimates the size of her thighs.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 4, 2008 - 7:27pm.
Hey, Skankelina, try juggling kids, a career, & a working husband without your millions & domestic help, you psychotic whore
Hell yes. Try being a real person who doesn't consider rolling out of bed in front of a camera 'work'. If she is depressed, no fucking wonder-I'd be depressed if I found myself mother to 6 kids in four years. If I had to wake up every day to a bland empty vessel like Stu-pitt I think I would stick my wrists in the gas oven. Take a hint and stop buying babies- it's not rocket science. Oh,and get off the cross, you're blocking my light.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
Snowy! ♥ True, right? I'm surprised the guy isn't singing soprano.
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"I wouldn't go in the front room at the moment, I suspect your brother's having a bit of how's your father with his new girlfriend."
IG, OMG LOLOLOLOLOL that's the best!
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
KD
Yup, but I guarantee that this bitch is so full of herself that you could never convince her of that. She still thinks she's Lara Croft - Home Raider!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
M.E.
Hey, don't ruin my snark with your logic! Haha, you know how I love to lambaste this bitch.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Pimpcessa- then somebody ALSO needs to tell Angie that leather pants on skin and bones is NOT sexy! Makes me think of those malnurished animals on Animal Cops.
Jennifer Aniston looks great lately - I guess that's what regular big dicks (do I mean J. Mayer or his tool, or he is a tool, I get confused) will do for you.
Asslee Simpson - not worth the space.
Angelina with pp depression? Get Tom Cruise over there with vitamins and an exercise program stat.
KD on
Someone tell Angie that if she ate some food she might get some energy.
What, and never fit into her size zero leather pants again?? No way!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Hey Pimpcessa! I think that the babies were hight risk because of many reasons. 1. AJ didn't eat enough, 2. they were IVF, 3. they were premmie 4. it was a twin pregnancy with makes it high risk within itself.
Woah, didn't know Nastia had such a 12-head!
Someone tell Angie that if she ate some food she might get some energy.
Jen - Great dress but the belt sucks. Haven't seen that kind of belt since the late 1980s.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
I suppose Angie thinks that Brad should have been kicked in what's left of his balls repeatedly, so that he could somehow share the pain of childbirth.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
M.E.
Well Gee Skankalina, maybe your twin messiahs cry all the time because they are HUNGRY!!! If you are forgetting to eat then your breast milk ISN'T FATTY ENOUGH to nourish your kids.
Or maybe "drug withdrawl". Maybe that's why this twit spent weeks in the hospital prior to the birth - because they were high risk babies.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
M.E. wazzzup??
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Well Gee Skankalina, maybe your twin messiahs cry all the time because they are HUNGRY!!! If you are forgetting to eat then your breast milk ISN'T FATTY ENOUGH to nourish your kids.
DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Submitted by Clarisse on September 4, 2008 - 1:43pm.
"Angelina feels that Brad has it easy. He had the kids without the pain of birth, and he can just jet off whenever he feels like it"
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I totally read that as "...he can just jerk off whenever he feels like it". Now, if he could only find his 'nads.
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"I wouldn't go in the front room at the moment, I suspect your brother's having a bit of how's your father with his new girlfriend."
"Angelina feels that Brad has it easy. He had the kids without the pain of birth, and he can just jet off whenever he feels like it"
Like adopting rainbow babies for that charm bracelet that you sometimes don't feel like wearing Angie Ho???
As far as Batboy...the look on his face always makes me think of that saying "No matter how hot she is, there is always someone that is sick of her shit"
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
EEG,, Yes, now that you mention it. My Oak tree self did mean high.. LOL.. *puts pretty bud flower behind your ear*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!