Thursday, September 4th 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

Sorry Mr. Policeman, Jennifer Aniston isn't letting you go anywhere - Popsugar

The chick from "Dream a Little Dream" got naked for MySpace - Egotastic!

Nasty Nastia's Wheaties box! - Just Jared

Ashlee Simpson's long-lost twin (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Keeley Hazell is allergic to shirts - IDLYITW

Saint Angelina is moody - Hollywood Rag

Joshuah from Big Brother quit his job over blonde highlights - Towleroad

Speaking of frosty flakes hair, here's Keith Urban - Lainey Gossip

Censor bar art - Cityrag

One day Bat Boy is going to mistake Xtina for a greasy chicken bone and he's going to swallow her whole - Hollywood Tuna

Posted by: Michael K


M.E.'s picture

Adpotolina with PPD..didn't I call it the other day? She's crying, moody, etc and BAM! Now they say she has PPD.

Pffffffffffffft.

Attention whore.

Pimpcessa's picture

Hopefully this isn't another "turning point" in her life where she realizes that she needs a "change". You remember when she got bored with the psycho-bitch-brother-fucking-cutter-homewrecking part of her life and "changed" into Mother fucking Theresa. I won't be shocked at all if she comes out of this "phase", as BBT put it, and decides she needs more spice in her life now. And don't worry everyone, the kids will be fine, they've always been able to adjust to almost anything...right?

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EastEndGirl's picture

Oakie, did ya mean high?

IG, thanks for the visual of your bottom!

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oklahoma's picture

LMAO@ Mrs. Kravitz.. That would b awesome to have poo that did that, just float in mid toilet stool air.. Never splotting the bowl, probably never making her have to wipe either. Lucky bitch!!

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Silvara0428's picture

Angelina looks tore clean the fu*k down!

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oklahoma's picture

EEG! Hi! hi hi hi!!!

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

“Angelina feels that Brad has
it easy. He had the kids without the pain of birth,"
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and that makes them different from any other couple because....?
Oh, I keep forgetting. Everything these two do is special and unique. In fact, I heard that Angie's poo babies neither sink nor float. They are suspended midway between the surface of the water and the bottom of the bowl.

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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

That photo of Skeletina at Hollywood Rag is really bad...
It needs to go to the photoshop emergency room stat.

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snowpiece's picture

Nastya looks cute!
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islandgirl's picture

EEG... ooohhhh, I never thought about that. Colic my rosy red ass.

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Salem13's picture

parissucksliterally:

I agree with you, he also thinks rape jokes are "funny".

Kinda of funny seeing Saint Angie only in Afternoon crumbs not long along every little thing she did was made into a post all by herself.

Jennifer Aniston is 39 and looks a lot younger then AJ whos 33.

dramaqueen365247's picture

Hey IG! How's tricks?

Bradi: "buyer's remorse" -- that's funny! (& oh so true!)
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EastEndGirl's picture

Has anyone considered that the babies cry all the time because they are in withdrawal?

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Kp's picture

Ashlee will make a horrible mom. God help that poor baby.

islandgirl's picture

dramaqueen365247 on September 4, 2008 - 1:27pm.
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Preach it!! Welcome to reality, St. Angelina.

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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

"The source added to In Touch Weekly magazine: “Angelina feels that Brad has
it easy. He had the kids without the pain of birth, and he can just jet off
whenever he feels like it.”"

And the end is near.....
Skeletina is suffering from buyer's regret not post-partum.

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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Kp's picture

Submitted by No Words on September 4, 2008 - 2:26pm.

"She has been staying in bed most of the time, all she does is sleep"

Yeah, that sounds SOOO hard.

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Saint Angelina=Attention Hwore

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dramaqueen365247's picture

Hey, Brad, you adulterous pig, I bet Jen's looking pretty good about now, huh?

Hey, Skankelina, try juggling kids, a career, & a working husband without your millions & domestic help, you psychotic whore. Then, I might have a little compassion. Nobody forced you to have 6 kids in such a short period of time, but you were so smug & sure you could handle it all. What's it like to have something you can control w/ your dubious looks or your money?
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cadebra1961's picture

Manniston playing a stalker? What a shock!!
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parissucksliterally's picture

I think Ashlee is a dumbass, but comparing her to Grimace while pregnant, is just mean and stupid. But what do I expect from a dude who can't spell separate?

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No Words's picture

Oh, Angie Jo...waa waa waa. Did she think having six kids was going to be easy?

And frankly, I can't believe she doesn't have it easy...with all the nannies, nurses, cooks, personal assistants, housekeepers, gardeners, chauffeurs, etcetera. You know this whole thing is bullshit. She is only pissed that Braddy got some attention for his new movie.

Kp's picture

Surprise, surprise! Angelina is tired, moody, and has to deal with crying babies all the time! I feel so badly for her. If this is true, im glad she finally has to deal with the reality of 6 children at once.

madam s.'s picture

I must say I'm not a fan of Nasty Nastia. She did a great job, but she is such a horrible brat, and I thought displayed some of the worst sportsmanship I saw throughout the parts of the games I watched. And the ONLY reason she can get away with being that way is because her Daddy is her coach, no other coach would put up with that... and there was not one other girl who pouted and moped like her. I liked the little stocky one, though... she was adorable and had a GREAT attitude.

Welcome to hell Brad Pitt. AHHAHAHAHAHA!

cadebra1961's picture

Hahahaha, Skankelina's having trouble with her colicky brats. Ooooh I feel sooo sorry for the beotch. Hey Skankelina, you are looking pretty beat in that pic, and your anus-lips are looking especially hemmorroidal. Cool!
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cadebra1961's picture

If they mated: Billy Ray Cyrus + Clay Gaiken + Zac Effron = Keith Urban
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NOT IMPRESSED's picture

Yeah, I'm not surprised, Angelina is a miserable bitch.

Isn't Ashlee Simpson due soon?
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