Thursday, September 4th 2008
Spaghetti Cat Is August's Hot Slut Of The Month!
Victory for Spaghetti Cat! The other hot sluts didn't stand a chance. The pussy with an appetite for naked noodles beat the hell out of Robey, Nasty Nastia and Chad Rogers to win the illustrious title of August's Hot Slut of the Month! And he did it all without sauce on his noodles. Seriously, why doesn't he like sauce? Gives him the runs?
Spaghetti Cat is also the first pussy in Dlisted history to win HSOTM! Now, he deserves some sauce for that. Thanks to everyone who voted!
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Prolly 'cause most pasta sauce has garlic and garlic makes kitty blood cells go boom.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
Haha, congratulations to Spaghetti Cat. I love his naked noodle-munching furry visage. There should be a Spaghetti Cat Day or something.
I f**spaghetti cat**cking love this f**spaghetti cat**cking crazy cat... you just know it's thinking "Give me sauce or I'll Kill You All"
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I POOP RAINBOWS
Yay for Spaghetti Cat!
Spaghetti Cat is in a special hall of fame with other hot pussies like Phoebe. He better not blow it.
Hottest pussy ever
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I'm glad other people saw that cat because I thought I was having another nervous breakdown.
The only time I want to see a cat at the dinner table is when it's covered in black bean sauce and served with a side of rice.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Best of luck on your project Clarisse.
This picture is not the REAL spaghetti cat...its his dopplegangbanger.....Pasta Puss.
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Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.
(((((((((CAN I HAZ KIZZY PLZ???)))))))
Sadly,I was Team Robey. "One Night in Bangkok" was a thing of beauty.
My cat just ate the cottage cheese and peaches which I'd prepared for myself until I got side-tracked by D-listed.
finally a hotslut i can get behind...go spaghetti cat, go!
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
ocd can be good
We are workin on it ma dear!
*wink wink*
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Passghetti cat rocks! My cat loves dog food...I don't know why I told you all that...but Bootsie needs to gain weight, and I ran out of cat food so she's been digging the Alpo...kwazy kat!!
I enjoyed reading Kizzy's posts. I'm shy to the point of being retarded (yeah not p.c.) and read the posts here for about a year before posting myself. I always really liked what Kizzy said and I loved her opinions on animals. I hope she comes back too.
Halleluia!
* SAVE THE FORESTS, EAT MORE BEAVERS!!!*
I have a sneaking suspicion that Spaghetti cat isn't real...look closely at the pic, he looks like a stuffed toy or something...
Gah I'm sick of this skank. He looks like that puppet cat from Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
We should all chip in and buy Spaghetti Cat a tiara and a Ribbon to go across is pussy chest that says "Hot Slut of the Month"....where do I send my donation?
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Why be difficult when Spaghetti Cat raised the bar to be impossible!
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 4, 2008 - 4:33pm.
Spaghetti Cat
Spaghetti Cat
knows where all the parmeseans at
Uses a fork....
Taught by MA!
"this is the way we wash our paws"
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH 'knows where all the parmesans at' hahahahahahahahaha that was awesome.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Spaghetti Cat
Spaghetti Cat
knows where all the parmeseans at
Uses a fork....
Taught by MA!
"this is the way we wash our paws"
had to retype it to celebrate his win.
CONGRATS PUSSY!!!!!! mwah!!
Now EAT YOUR NOODLES!!!
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Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.
i love you spaghetti cat. i wish i could adopt you.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 4, 2008 - 3:59pm.
I'm sitten in yr chaire
Eatin yr spageti.
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Invisibl soss.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
My rabbits favorite are tortilla chips. But, boo, he is NO allowed to Have dem!
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
My mom's kitteh eats popcorn and peanuts.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 4, 2008 - 3:07pm.
I miss kizzy, too :(
Btw, there's a raving and ranting brangeloonie in the JA post.
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ooh fun! lets go bat em around for a while hehehe
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
clarisee - yeah onions arent good for kittehs either!! random!
my kitteh loves avacados. also random :)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I miss kizzy, too :(
Btw, there's a raving and ranting brangeloonie in the JA post.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Spaghetti Cat for Hot Slut of the Year!
LCT/YMAtT,
Yu'uns are makin me jones for Kizzeh.
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Missy,
Re: Tom and Cats.
Did you know that Onions were bad for dogs?? I learned that this weekend.
There. A PSA on Dlisted.
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Spaghetti Pussy RULES and so does Joel McHale! I love how Joel is always making fun of Gaycrest!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 4, 2008 - 2:57pm.
I can haz soss now plz?
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I'm sitten in yr chaire
Eatin yr spageti.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
I can haz soss now plz?
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
cooked tomatoes arent good for kittehs.
I bet he'd enjoy a nice creamy alfredo though!
I ♥ sketti kitteh!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I don't think he likes sauce because he doesn't want to dribble any on that wonderful coat of his. We all know how much cats like water. I have the scars to prove it.
Sketti cat looks like a human child with abnormally good posture wearing a cat suit.
Spaghetti cat RULES!!!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Yay!!
Haha, the other's didn't stand a chance!
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Submitted by Clarisse on September 4, 2008 - 2:27pm.
FatMartha,
Word on the street is Kizz-ster had enough of some BS here and punched out on the DListed clock...
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But... I will miss her face.... ;-;
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FOUR PAWS, INC. KILLS ANIMALS. BOYCOTT THEIR PRODUCTS.
http://thechaistory.blogspot.com/
Snowy
Do youuuuu havvvvve looove for
Oklahoma?
No wonder the soup kept on bring out the cat every once in a while in the last weeks episode.
i didnt understand whyi mean i know they got it from some other tv
but i didnt know what was the deal
but i get it now
lol
they are hilarious
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
snowpiece,
RIGHT!?!?! Sometimes i think "I don't get that, but fuck if it ain't funny!"
FatMartha,
Word on the street is Kizz-ster had enough of some BS here and punched out on the DListed clock...
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Oklafuckinghoma
You have me rollin'
.sigh. I had pick up DUI SIL's kids
Guess she forgot it was early release
HaHa! I aint on nothing *crosses pee pee drizzle*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
VICTORY!
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
Who DOESN'T like Okie? Ferrealz.
Back to before... is Kizzy really not coming back? Maybe she's just lurking. *looks behind everyone's avie, under the fat chick in the ad, behind the banner* Yoo-hoo, Kiiiiizzy! Where is you?!
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FOUR PAWS, INC. KILLS ANIMALS. BOYCOTT THEIR PRODUCTS.
http://thechaistory.blogspot.com/
oklahoma on September 4, 2008 - 3:13pm
TACO POP TIMES!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Me likey Okie. ♥ *doing a chichi dance*
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El corazón no envejece; es el cuero que se arruga.