Less Talk, More Action

Carrie Underwears is still talking caca about Jessica Simpson. That's what OK! Magazine claims anyway. The two blonde nitwits have been going at it for a while now. Naturally, it's because of a big douche named Tony Romo. Carrie's latest insult involves Jessica's fat ass. Carrie said that, not me.

A source said: “She finds Jessica’s love of putting her life on display pretty desperate. She laughed at the People cover, because it’s the same one Jess did about John Mayer — same smile, same look, except she’s a little fatter.”

Did she say this before fourth period in the home rec room while scribbling on her Pee Chee folder? This is junior high school bullshit all the way. It's time for Carrie and Jessica to meet behind the gym after lunch and settle this once and for all. But that will never happen.

These bitches are all talk. If they ever ran into each other, it would probably be like a fake bomb exploded in the room. Carrie would tell Jessica that she looks soooo skinny. Jessica would tell Carrie that her hair is so natural looking. You know how those fake asses do it. They would say all of this while the word "cunt" sleeps under their tongue. Dumb skanks!

Submitted by dontdrinkthekoolaid on Fri, 09/05/2008 - 10:04am.

DO NOT BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ!

I saw several people martyring Kizzy last night. She was no victim. She cruelly & mercilessly attacked random people for fun, it seems. I, for one, am glad the bitch is gone. I guess she could dish it out but couldn't take it. She & her cronies were the bullies on the playground who loved to beat people down. The way they turned the JJ situation around to make DebFrmHell, who is a very nice lady & the injured party, at fault for sharing her life experiences & trying to help others was unconscionable.

Submitted by novieskye on Fri, 09/05/2008 - 8:32am.

whoa he must be a great lay for them to go on and on about this....something has to be up, is he paying these chicks cause that can't be it!

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Submitted by Lor on Fri, 09/05/2008 - 8:25am.

Excuse me, Carrie Underwood can sing regardless if you like her choice of country music, and Jessica "no talent" Simpson cannot sing at all so she has to pimp her life cuz what else is there, definitely not her acting.

Submitted by Madam Pince on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 11:40pm.

Both these bitches need to STFU.

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Submitted by justjane on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 10:57pm.

Oh no shee dinnit!
Do these skanktards really think anyone gives a turd? Gomer Romo cannot possibly be worth this trouble.

Jess is chubby, sure, but she's on the state fair circuit hawking her country cd-and you know, that means corn dogs and funnel cakes.

Submitted by FatMartha on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 10:55pm.

James Haven is here!!! *fangirl scream, swoons* I LOVE YOU JAMES HAVEN! I LOVE YOUUUU!
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Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 10:52pm.

Submitted by James Haven on September 4, 2008 - 10:07pm.
Submitted by cadebra1961 on September 4, 2008 - 10:34pm.

James Haven, the anus-lips look more ridiculous and nasty on you than your slutty sis Skankelina - what gives?

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Women love James Haven's lips.

...and his hips! don't hate, appreciate. I would let James Haven pull my hair and call him daddy!!

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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.

Submitted by DebFrmHell on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 10:34pm.

Frito,
Remind you to tell your young, whipper-snapper soul the story of how I almost got snapped like a twig by some HUGE defense guy from the Cowboys...hahahaha.

Not a Dallas fan, needless to say. Prefer Baseball and the SFO Giants!

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RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!

Submitted by FritoDorito on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 10:26pm.

I don't care how big of a douche Tony Romo is, or which one of these immature bimbos he's dating. All douchey has to do is win, and then I will be happy.
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Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 10:24pm.

Tony Romo must have a thing for dumb blonde bitches, cause...I can barely tell either apart. But of course, Jessica is the fat one!

Your face!

Submitted by DebFrmHell on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 10:23pm.

James Haven,
You just gave me the flutters...
Smootches with tongue, I am a good responder!

OT: I think Jessica is prettier than Carrie.

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RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!

Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 10:22pm.

Tony Romo must have a thing for dumb blonde bitches, cause...I can barely tell either apart. But of course, Jessica is the fat one!

Your face!

Submitted by James Haven on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 10:20pm.

*slips Deb alittle tongue*

Deb! good to see you!

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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 10:18pm.

I J'ADORE every square inch of James Haven. Xpesly those lips...

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RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!

Submitted by cadebra1961 on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 10:09pm.

Women love James Haven's lips.

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AHAHAHAHA!!! So true JH! Those lips are truly luscious and irresistable. And yes, you deserve the Oscar (more than Skankelina did) Flush, flush!!
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Submitted by Mr. President on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 10:09pm.

They should just ban country music now that it's infested with these no-talent blond bimbettes. Sick of it all. They could at least have the decency to be whores.

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Submitted by James Haven on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 10:07pm.

Submitted by cadebra1961 on September 4, 2008 - 10:34pm.

James Haven, the anus-lips look more ridiculous and nasty on you than your slutty sis Skankelina - what gives?

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Women love James Haven's lips.

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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by James Haven on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 10:06pm.

Submitted by jussayin on September 4, 2008 - 10:27pm.

Thank jus! Now if only Carrie would return his calls!

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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by cadebra1961 on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 10:04pm.

Submitted by James Haven on September 4, 2008 - 9:54pm.
Why would Carrie Underwire want that big ole dud Romo when she could have James Haven?

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James Haven, the anus-lips look more ridiculous and nasty on you than your slutty sis Skankelina - what gives?
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←

Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 9:57pm.

Submitted by James Haven on September 4, 2008 - 9:54pm.
Why would Carrie Underwire want that big ole dud Romo when she could have James Haven?

...I no, rite! You stud, James Haven!!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.

Submitted by James Haven on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 9:54pm.

Why would Carrie Underwire want that big ole dud Romo when she could have James Haven?

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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by Winnyfranfran on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 9:39pm.

I'm surprised no one said Chestica looks like a dude. A fat dude. I don't know who that other whore is.

Submitted by Lohohater on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 9:38pm.

Three O'Clock High!

Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 9:02pm.

I really can't tell the bitches apart...next time you're gonna need to put some tittay in the pic.

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Submitted by cadebra1961 on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 9:02pm.

I hope there will be at least 20 papparazzi at hand on the Sunset Strip when the bitchfest fight of the century erupts between these two useless bimbi douches! Blow-by-blow coverage, yeesss!!
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Submitted by Anonymoussss on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 9:01pm.

Carrie has an eating disorder and no talent. Team Jessica! (I can't believe I actually said that.)

Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 8:54pm.

Just a few words of advice for these two... You aren't cool if your Pee Chee folder isn't covered in precise, concentric rings with a black medium ball point pen. And if you're going to meet up behind the gym, during lunch, rip the earrings out of the bitch's ears, leaving slits in the place where they used to have dainty little holes. After they sport blood down the front of their shirt for the rest of the day, nobody else will ever mess with you. That's what I've heard anyway.

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Submitted by almostfamous88 on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 8:52pm.

I thought Carrie was a bigger person but she's a lame scunt

Submitted by Capitanne on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 8:41pm.

Joe Pimpson's eldest (and youngest, for that matter) stupid sex partners deserve everything that is thrown at their desperate, talentless, attention whoring fat asses. Oh, and r.i.p. the Dallas Cowboys, 'til Tony Romo's bootie call is over.

Submitted by cricket on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 8:24pm.

I don't like Jessica Simpson but I would pay to watch her kick the shit out of Miss Goody Two Shoes Carrie. She's a stuck up bitch

Submitted by boomsy on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 7:45pm.

Aren't you supposed to grow out of this phase once you graduate high school?

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Submitted by MeowMix67 on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 7:35pm.

Carrie has nothing to worry about, she's an excellent singer and she's much prettier...Jessica is a train wreck with a voice not even suited for drunk karaoke

Submitted by Tripitaka on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 7:33pm.

Whether it be Carrie or the tabs making this up it is kinda true, it is the same pose, etc as she pulled on Mayer, and she is fatter, but in the gut, not ass, she gains weight like a man.

Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 6:37pm.

how old are these 2 insipid bitches anyways...far too old to be fighting over dick...oh wait, look who these two dumb bitches are...nevermind...
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 6:32pm.

I'm so with you guys. What good are hos like this if not for a little bitchslapping?

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Submitted by Snoogle on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 6:31pm.

MEEEOOOWWWWWW........ Who doesn't love a good cat fight??

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Submitted by missy on July 24, 2008 - 9:47am.

I officially deem this day to be: What The Fuck Is Wrong With People Day

Submitted by day shift stripper on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 6:16pm.

Like Tony Romo is even worth it. Pffft.

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Submitted by Auntie Mame on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 5:53pm.

They should settle this with a good old fashioned duel to the DEATH.

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Submitted by bernstar69 on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 5:36pm.

*snooree. snooree.*
Huh? Wha?

Oh, this shit. Right. Wake me when they're eating each other out...maybe then it'll be interesting.

*snooree. snooree.*
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Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 5:35pm.

My money's on Carrie. I loathe Chestica Simpson...someone needs to feed her to an alligator. UGHHH.

"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"

Submitted by The C word on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 5:32pm.

More manufactured drama coming from Papa Joe.

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Submitted by weenielover on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 5:26pm.

they look like twin tards separated at birth. Hollyweird does not encourage individuality. Want 15 minutes of fame? be blonde, buy fake boobs, inflate your lips and whore around with as many people as possible. BLECHHHH. They are fun to rag on tho...

Submitted by yiooooooo on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 5:10pm.

Carrie has never talked about Chestica, she did say one time that she would not answer romos phone calls and chestica choose to talk about her comment which had nothing to do whit her

Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus

Submitted by Miss Lios on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 5:08pm.

Carrie Underwood needs to get a life. Why does she care about what an idiot like Jessica Simpson has to say? Move on, get a fucking life.

Submitted by tonicbitch on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 5:07pm.

I agree that it's the tabloids stirring drama, look at how they don't let the Brangelina triangle go. I doubt Carrie gives 2 wet shits about Chestica, and why would she.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 5:07pm.

AJP: sounds JUICY, is the ex a boy or a girl?
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 5:05pm.

This is total bullshit.

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Submitted by Rocket on September 4, 2008 - 9:57pm.
I really think the tabloids are the ones actually doing this, not Carrie and Jessica.

ITA

I find it hard to imagine that Carrie thin k about trash like Jessica.

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Submitted by Saltypretzel on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 5:00pm.

Geez, what a couple of mewling twats...shut the fuck up already.

Submitted by Rocket on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 4:57pm.

I really think the tabloids are the ones actually doing this, not Carrie and Jessica. Just like Angie and Jen, they tend to carry this stuff along long after it's over.

Anyway, should be interesting when these two show up at the same country awards ceremony where Carrie will win awards and Jessica will dress like Daisy Dukes again.

Anyway, Chase Crawford is gay, and both have admitted they broke up mutually by text messaging.

AND does Jessica think that microphone is Tony? The look on her face - lol.