More Than Porn
David Duchovny's sex addiction might involve more than just massive amounts of skin polishing in front of his computer. Earlier this week, one of David's friends said he was in rehab to treat his addiction to online porn and that he never cheated on Tea Leoni. Well, some other bitches say differently.
One bitch told The National Enquirer (via NYDN) that David's penis did wander away from Tea and she found out about it. Tea made David choose between getting treatment or ending their marriage. David finally put his cock back in his pants and shuffled off to rehab in Wickenburg, Arizona.
Another ho told UsWeekly that David has a long history of boinking vagina he's not married to. David has a hard time turning down skanks who throw themselves at him. He even started hooking up with extras on the set of "Californication."
It doesn't really matter if David's problem is too much porny or too much pussay. It only matters that he's getting help for it. And on an unrelated note, does anyone know how I can become an extra on "Californication"? I could use the extra peen money.
He ought to be more embarrassed about that photo.
I feel for his wife, married to a sex addict and God knows what all he's had sex with. Odds are he's one of those blind items we have read over the years.
I had read somewhere a while ago that he was quite hung. Maybe he likes showing it off?
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If it's publicity for Californication, I don't care. I'll join the extras cast for Californication for a shot at that.
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let the man be. is tea doesn't want him, plenty of others will. marriage is over rated. its a prison.
This rehab in Wickenberg deals with things like eating disorders and sex addictions. My friend works there and tells some harrowing stories about things the sex addicts do/did. Like polishing it in the Barns Noble stacks. Hitting it with somone they just met on bathroom floors. Hitting it with hookers bareback. Wanting it 20 times a day. Insane stuff.
If he is truly a "sex addict" then he did have sex with someone other than Tea. Especially if he has been active for ten years. I heard about this years ago.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
I remember hearing about 10 years ago that he was addicted to sex...can't remember where, or if he said it in an interview, but every time I see his photo, that's always what I think of.
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edited because angel_i's avie gave me nightmares (but then ANAgelina ALWAYS does!) & I'm awake again...
@ KelleyB "Am I a cynical Angeleno or is this blatant publicity for the new season of Californication?"
You know what? I hadn't even thought of that, but I bet you're right! Seriously, I think you're on to something here. I bet you're right, KellyB. It DOES kinda smack of promotion, I mean nowadays PR and promotional tricks have gotten pretty out there & creative, and even from time to time, a little twisted - this would be PERfect promo for Californication.
Plus, think about it - it'd be such an awesome place to do research into his role - I mean, come on - at a sex rehad joint? --- I meant rehab, but in the words of Michael K, "typo but it stays." Lol!
@ paris herpes - " Perhaps the cure for sex addiction is more sex but with your own wife...and perhaps lots of masturbation to curtail the desire to do it all the time. Hmmm...having sex a lot doesn't sound bad to me! "
That's what I'm thinking, here.
'Course, if I had ever happened to have been an extra on the Californication set - and wasn't in my current relationship with my bf of course - I'd so totally hit that! I mean, that's FOX MULDER!! I'd be on it like Bonnet. With a quickness. I bet he's great in the sack, too. That makes me a ZOMG HOMEWRECKER though, doesn't it? Or, potentially so? O.k., I take it back.
But that's Fox MULDER!!!
oh, the quandary...
Perhaps the cure for sex addiction is more sex but with your own wife...and perhaps lots of masturbation to curtail the desire to do it all the time. Hmmm...having sex a lot doesn't sound bad to me!
Your face!
Submitted by angel_i on September 5, 2008 - 12:46am.
I saw that movie too, it was called "anything with Will Smith in it".
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Submitted by kittiesandbubbles on September 5, 2008 - 12:36am.
whoa angel_i!!!! my brothers hub can do that (so i've heard)i thought they were kidding.. who knew...?
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I know, right? But it doesn't look very comfortable...I mean...what about when he gets all...excited? O wait - I saw it in a movie. AH...that movie was good - I have to think of it. He does it in the beginning but on his back and them he cu...well, you know;) So it can be done *ahem* all the way. Weird.
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Night dv8 - it's about that time for me too.
(;x)
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
angel, that's Vampgelina to a "T"! LOL!
OK, boys and ghouls, time for me to go, the ass-end of Gustav is drizzling a very sleep-inducing rain here...G'night!!
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whoa angel_i!!!! my brothers hub can do that (so i've heard)i thought they were kidding.. who knew...?
Deb: I loves Julie Brown, she made fun of Madonna before it was cool...wonder if she's in a safe house now?
P.S.: keep the flailing Sphynx, me LURVES him! :)
It's the lovely Angelina!
She's a monster but she needs a lot more colouring to work in that little space. High maintenance bitch!
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Submitted by angel_i on September 4, 2008 - 11:25pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 5, 2008 - 12:19am.
Submitted by jussayin on September 5, 2008 - 12:49pm
If men could suck their own dicks they would ask for a rubber...
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RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!
dv8,
If you take away the tiara and add 2 feet of natural blonde hair, there I am in 1969...
I just laughed my way thru that. You shooting at me kid? hahahaha.
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RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!
angel: haha, wellll, your avie is...
and WHOAH! that pic! a ginge??!?
@dv8;
NO. I AM THE BIGGER ATTENTION WHORE!!!
:D
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 5, 2008 - 12:19am.
Submitted by jussayin on September 5, 2008 - 12:49pm.
this world would be a better place if folk could suck their own dicks, or even spent all their time trying to assume the position...
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Some witty cunt once said to me "if men could suck their own dicks, you women would be out of a job".
I bowed to his greatness and walked away.
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But they can! It's a cool trick but at the end of the day - I think it's better when we do it:)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4e/Autofellatio_2.jpg
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 5, 2008 - 12:19am.
And if I had a vagina, I'd be down at the docks waiting for the tuna fleet to come in.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Debfrm: TOADSTOOL!! y'all better change back to the gun avie! :) (j/k)
but if'n you do:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8hxCpAdCJI
Submitted by jussayin on September 5, 2008 - 12:49pm.
this world would be a better place if folk could suck their own dicks, or even spent all their time trying to assume the position...
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Some witty cunt once said to me "if men could suck their own dicks, you women would be out of a job".
I bowed to his greatness and walked away.
I'd STILL rather see David's crotch than Madge's!!
(Hers wouldn't fit in a teacup)
guys, I am only 5'6"- it' not like I am tall like Giselle....lol
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Cause what you give to me, no one knows
-Queens of The Stone Age
DV8 is a toadstool?
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Submitted by dv8trix on September 5, 2008 - 12:11am.
It was the legs splayed wide open pic that made you think of Brit. You also could've gone with Madonna.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
I'll wait until David gets sprung from sexhab for my spanking...unless Johnny Depp's up for it.... :D
PSL, on behalf of the stratospherically-challenged, let me say I'm NOT offended!
oh and onT: WOW! TAX! BLUE CARS!
you DID dv8!
wicked woman!
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Cause what you give to me, no one knows
-Queens of The Stone Age
@dv8
*furious giggles*
So you did!
Not like it's hard - I love hating that girl SO much. It's like - I held it in for so many years. I said nothing. I bopped my head and tapped my foot sometimes,...but inside, something evil was brewing. And then she went crazy! And it all came flooding out and it feels SO good! LOL
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
hee hee, I made this into a BritBrit thread!
:P
@PSL:
No, no - that's what I'm saying ... don't be sorry! Peeps have got to be taking hits all the time we rag on these celebrities looks so much. It's not like you'd even feel so much about it if it wasn't someone so loathsome. Right? RIGHT?!? (;p)
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Britney has cheerleader legs from all the dancing. I think she has a good little NOT A SIZE-00 body.
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Submitted by angel_i on September 4, 2008 - 8:58pm
angel, I am so sorry....please know I am ragging on Britney only...oh crap...I don't even know what to say.
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Cause what you give to me, no one knows
-Queens of The Stone Age
Submitted by dv8trix on September 5, 2008 - 12:01am.
I'm 5'4". I can relate to the "stubby"...but at least I've got a shoter distance to fall (not that I *ahem* do or anything)
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Ah...Good point! See, now that's why I never get hurt when I fall. (because I do, and often)
PS @ PSL...I don't cringe too much. Everyone's got different tastes and I don't think it's cool when you get beat down for calling her fat - cuz I know you're not.
I think it's funny actually cuz I like to call her fat too - but it's more about Britney than fatness really;p
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
I'm 5'4". I can relate to the "stubby"...but at least I've got a shoter distance to fall (not that I *ahem* do or anything)
btw...thanksses for loling KelleyB.!
Hey yo,
PSL doesn't like that she's stubby.
To be honest, I always cringe when she says that cuz I'm kinda like that. LOL.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Hiya Sheeps, angel, PSL!!
I didn't say she was fat, I just said she was a cure for Duchovny's sex addicktion :)
...can't sleep...
Submitted by angel_i on September 4, 2008 - 8:46pm.
It's always an illusion.
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Quicker than his own shadow.
angel, hahahaha- Britney's face has been puffy for years. She also has upper arm fat she can't get rid of- makes her look beefy. (I do NOT think she is fat)
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Cause what you give to me, no one knows
-Queens of The Stone Age
PS. But I relish the fact that she seems to have permanent fat face.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
dv8!! Looky look who has been around more.....love it!
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Cause what you give to me, no one knows
-Queens of The Stone Age
Submitted by Sheeps on September 4, 2008 - 11:45pm.
Submitted by dv8trix on September 4, 2008 - 8:37pm.
tee hee hee. But she has a newly hot bod:
http://www.celebwarship.com/wp/?p=14516
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You know what? I get mad every time Britney looks good. Even before. It's so weird. It's like lying or something.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by dv8trix on September 4, 2008 - 8:37pm.
tee hee hee. But she has a newly hot bod:
http://www.celebwarship.com/wp/?p=14516
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Quicker than his own shadow.
Showtime please don't ruin the show by talking about all this personal shit. It's not hot. The show is and it's sometimes art so quit it.
LOL dv8trix
But it's grossing me out on an already tenuous sex appeal. Tea is hotter.