More Than Porn
David Duchovny's sex addiction might involve more than just massive amounts of skin polishing in front of his computer. Earlier this week, one of David's friends said he was in rehab to treat his addiction to online porn and that he never cheated on Tea Leoni. Well, some other bitches say differently.
One bitch told The National Enquirer (via NYDN) that David's penis did wander away from Tea and she found out about it. Tea made David choose between getting treatment or ending their marriage. David finally put his cock back in his pants and shuffled off to rehab in Wickenburg, Arizona.
Another ho told UsWeekly that David has a long history of boinking vagina he's not married to. David has a hard time turning down skanks who throw themselves at him. He even started hooking up with extras on the set of "Californication."
It doesn't really matter if David's problem is too much porny or too much pussay. It only matters that he's getting help for it. And on an unrelated note, does anyone know how I can become an extra on "Californication"? I could use the extra peen money.
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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on September 4, 2008 - 6:37pm.
so really, duchovny's got the sticky itchies and must be avoided..
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
Submitted by angel_i on September 4, 2008 - 6:35pm.
that's what i get for trying to be funny...lol...i must learn to proofread my snark...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
NOW LOL! AT ME!
Silly bitch!
I read that wrong. SoR-RaY!
ADDICT affliction...ok, so according to Sandbitch if I fuck one - I'll give it to them *ahem* I mean - I'll get it...?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 4, 2008 - 6:36pm.
tigerlilly, you are so right..aniston and simpson stops any man's hard on with in minutes of being in their presense...it's a gift...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
Skeezy bastard
Submitted by angel_i on September 4, 2008 - 6:35pm.
Submitted by letinstar on September 4, 2008 - 6:33pm.
The affliction is the disease spread by the sex addict. 'n Some of 'em aint't got no cures. *scratch... scratch... dig*
Submitted by letinstar on September 4, 2008 - 5:33pm.
how does one get "cured" from this sex addict affliction?
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He has sex with either Jennifer Anniston or Jessica Simpson (it's only a matter of time 'til Romo runs for his life). Those bitches is some man repellant
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Why does David D pose for the most fucking stupid pictures? Dick in a mug anyone?
Submitted by letinstar on September 4, 2008 - 6:33pm.
how does one get "cured" from this sex addict affliction?
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LOL!
I think it's "addiction".
Sorry - that made me laugh.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Oh jesus he is hot! I have had a crush on him since the X-Files days. There is just something so sexy about this guy. He isn't classically good looking - the big nose, droopy kind of face, etc. But he has that sex appeal, charisma thing happening.
I think Tea Leoni is kidding herself if she thinks he will change. Ten years together, two kids and he still can't keep it in his pants. Men are pigs! Given that some are sexy pigs lol but still they are all the same.
how does one get "cured" from this sex addict affliction?
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
Yep...well the guy is 6'5" so he's tall enough to kneel...but yeah he was on his knees, which were spread out a bit...I dunno...I have never found a mess or anything. lol.
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Thanks for elucidating - you said "on his knees" I mistook he was on all fours. LOL.
*adjusting mental imagery*
Your hubby must have retrograde ejaculation. Clever. I wish I had a man like that.
Sorry, but I would hit that! The only thing that would disappoint me is a small peen or that he wasn't a muffin man.
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 4, 2008 - 3:01pm.
Nova
That is funny as hell! You should go "When you are done with that, can you take out the trash?"
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You know...thats funny because taking out the trash is his ONE job around the house. i do EVERYTHING else. Damn, i need to retrain that man!!
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Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 4, 2008 - 3:14pm.
on his knees in front of the computer. lol
NOVA! On his knees??? Fucking Jesus! Was he backing up on something?
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Yep...well the guy is 6'5" so he's tall enough to kneel...but yeah he was on his knees, which were spread out a bit...I dunno...I have never found a mess or anything. lol.
It would be funny to walk up behind him and poke him in the arse....ok, maybe not. I have to live with the guy and he would probably spank me for weeks. ooh...wait a minute!! That might not be so bad. ;P
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I think the credit goes to MK for finding all these fitting pics!
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
I hate his pictures. First the peen in the teacup and now this?
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"Fun and failure, they always start the same way." -George Michael Bluth
on his knees in front of the computer. lol
NOVA! On his knees??? Fucking Jesus! Was he backing up on something?
That would have seen me picking up a vase and caving a skull in. What about the shag pile carpet!
Damn semen all over the place! They should start selling Luminol the supermarkets. We wouldn't need any damn christmas lights.
Stick a pinto bean in it I say.
This man takes the cake for weirdest poses ever.
Isn't it more of a Masturbation addiction?
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 4, 2008 - 6:00pm
LOL - does he keep a bible on the bedside table? Check for glued pages (browsing history).
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Hahahaaaa. You may be joking but I am not. I put an end to bedtime bible reading about 18 years ago. I finally told him: There ain't no way in hell you are going to read that bible in bed every night and then turn around and fuck me. I thought he would be pissed as ever for me saying that, but he said it was one of the funniest things that ever came out of my mouth.
Nova
That is funny as hell! You should go "When you are done with that, can you take out the trash?"
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Submitted by luckycharms on September 5, 2008 - 7:30am.
I think I would flip if I walked into the study and saw him jacking off in front of a computer.
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LOL - does he keep a bible on the bedside table? Check for glued pages (browsing history).
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 4, 2008 - 5:33pm.
My hubby loves da internetzzzzzz.....I have walked in on him MANY times whacking the ol' peen. Good times....lol.
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whacking the ol' peen has got to be the best sentence EVER.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Shoot I'll fuck him.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 4, 2008 - 2:35pm.
Nova!
Really??
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Yup....lol. It used to unnerve me when we were first married. He would always be on the computer so i thought nothing of just walking into the room. He wouldnt even close the door all the way...and there he would be...on his knees in front of the computer. lol...Most times I just quietly exit and he never sees me.
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
"Here, smell deez!"
I bet them smell like cum and mousepad.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Thank you, Stoney. If only his wife had that kind of common sense.....does she want to wind up with AIDS?
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
For the few TV interviews I saw with him (non x-files related, I never could stand anything related to the show) he seemed like your average attention whore, so this sudden "escandalo" might be a push both his movie and show, I'd be surprised if it wasn't.
... and by surprised, I mean video surprised, where the fuck is the video?, and I quote MK here: "I want to know what he is working with".
Nova!
Really??
That reminds me of the scene from Little Children! The hubby has the porn chicks undies on his face, poppin away and his wife walks in!
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@weeinelover, thank you for reminding me that if his cock can fit a teacup it must be teeny and who fucks teeny cocks?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
My hubby loves da internetzzzzzz.....I have walked in on him MANY times whacking the ol' peen. Good times....lol.
I'm just glad thats ALL he does.
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Sex addiction? Oh brother...is that even a real thing? He's just a selfish piece of shit who doesn't know how to keep it in his pants. It's called WILL POWER and keeping promises/commitments you make to someone. I'm so sick of these dumbass excuses for people's vices..
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
I don't find him the least bit attractive. Yuck
DONT give him a second chance Tea...he will only doooooooooooooooooooo it again!
doooooo it....doooooooo it......lol...i just like typing that. ;P
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“More Than Porn”
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Mk, that’s as plain as the dick on your face.
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You fargin sneaky bastage.
I would have no problem with my husband getting into online porn. Mr ultra, uptight, straight ass christian watching porn. Good times! He knows I watch it sometimes. Even suggested it to him. "Oh, no. That's not what the Lord would do!" Blah, blah. Been listening to that shit from him for over 20 years. I think I would flip if I walked into the study and saw him jacking off in front of a computer.
Drama - I KNOW!!!!!!!! I still haven't downloaded from the camera yet.
*making post it note to bring camera to work*
I'll do it. I SWEAR! LOL.
Are we really shocked by this? I assumed the whole time he was cheating...maybe i'm just cynical.
That said, i'd would ride him till i broke him.
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whats with all the creepy photos of this guy lately. First, the one with the tea cup on his wee-wee and now this??? WTF?? Guy creeps me out.
I know, WTF, "He needs treatment" ya whatever.
Drama: checking it now, I'm here for two more hours damn it. I couldn't think of anything I wanted to eat so I ended up ordering the old standby, pizza!
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Hey, M.E.! You still owe me some pictures, missy!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Stoney, I agree.
Stoney: Agreed. No man is worth your dignity
Snowy Girl: If you're still around, you have a message in MS.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Is his cock 10 -12 inches because I don't understand his appeal? What chick would want to fuck him and say they fucked him? Is he paying them?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
What the fuck? Dump the guy!
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