Sunday, September 7th 2008

Birthday Sluts

Tom Everett Scott (38)
Evan Rachel Wood (21)
Josh Hammond (29)
Devon Sawa (30)
Oliver Hudson (32)
Shannon Elizabeth (35)
Angie Everhart (39)
Rudy Galindo (39)
Toby Jones (41)
Diane Warren (52)
Mira Furlan (53)
Corbin Bernsen (54)
Michael Emerson (54)
Chrissie Hynde (57)
Julie Kavner (58)
Gloria Gaynor (59)
Susan Blakely (60)
Dario Argento (68)



TheBreakdown's picture

That's a coke noz right there, boy!

And Evan Rachel Wood...washed up at 21, and plucked by every old man in Hollywood and beyond.

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

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Monalicious's picture

Loved TES in That Thing You Do! Also, he was in the movie An American Werewolf in Paris. Such a Hottie!!!

Living well is the best revenge.......

Back in JH I loved Devon Sawa. Too bad he turned out not even to be a one hit wonder. Wonder what he's doing? Probably working in McD's or something. He was so cute back in the day.

fionalicious's picture

i love that guy but his nose is troubling me...
too much.

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letinstar's picture

chrissie hynde...57...gawd...i'm thinking about the pretender's "middle of the road" when she says "i got a kid, i'm 33...that was 24 years ago...where the fuck has time gone?

anyways, haoot bday to chrissie and gloria gaynor..."i will survive"...and to all the bday sluts...

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jussayin's picture

Diane Warren (52)...Why do I know this name?

super sappy songwriter (think Because you loved me, and I don't want to miss a thing)

Tom Everett Scott...I was like who? he looks familiar. I wikipedia'd him. so....who?

Angie Everhart....I'm calling bullshit on that 39

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Love Tom Everett Scott! Where's he been?

Mick's picture

I haven't a clue who Tom Everett Scott is, but I sure wud like a piece of that ass - damn, he is a bigtime cue-tay!

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"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"

Tom Everett Scott is simply GAWJUS! Quick search reveals that his body is amazing as well. Things I wanted to do to him...

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

Spoiled on September 7, 2008 - 2:03pm

grassyass Spoiled!

I knew I knew that name....

OLE!

...aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

Spoiled's picture

Diane Warren - One of the most successful and prolific songwriters to ever work in the music industry. She was the first songwriter in the history of Billboard to have seven hits, all by different artists, on the singles chart at the same time. (Plus, she's as gay as Rudy Galindo).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diane_Warren

roxie's picture

The only movie I remember Tom from was That Thing You Do

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

Oliver Hudson (32)...He seems harmless enough.
Angie Everhart (39)...She was a HWAT Bitch ginge model, still is.
Rudy Galindo (39)...Met him at a , get this, A GAY BAR!, i know SHOCKING, Big Flamer.
Diane Warren (52)...Why do I know this name?
Corbin Bernsen (54)...I watch "Psyche", Corbin has been on TV forever, good for him I say!
Chrissie Hynde (57)...Come on, it's Chrissie Hynde.
Julie Kavner (58)...Brenda Morgenstern!!!(sp?)
Gloria Gaynor (59)...Disco's anthem singer.
Dario Argento (68)...Genius.

This is a great list today!!!

...aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

SpacemanSpiff's picture

Chrissie ROCKS!

Happy Birthday, babe.

fuzzyslippers's picture

Whee!! Spank you angel, CTH, and Boob3rries! I'm off to get crunked and unleash the inner slut my mother always knew I had! Ta!

~*Eric Bana = Liquid Sex*~

"Blinding me, he song remains reminding me,
He's a bandit and a heartbreaker,
Oh but Jesus was a crossmaker" - Judee Sill

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Guh... sooo pretty. I loved that short lived show he was on... crap, I can't remember the name- the one where he was the paramedic.

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magnificent_G's picture

Happy Birthday to the scary crazy French woman from Lost!

Madam Pince's picture

We don't see enough of TES. He makes me feel like a young foolio. Love him and those hypnotizing eyes.

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dramaqueen365247's picture

Thanks, Spoiled! I always wondered about that.
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Aphid's picture

Happy Birthday Chrissie Hynde, you KICK ASS!!

Aw, I loved TES in That Thing You Do also, he was so cute!

Spoiled's picture

For DQ:

3/29/05: "Pamela Anderson's forthcoming Fox comedy 'Stacked 'is getting a fresh implant. Two weeks before the sitcom's debut, producers have fired leading man Tom Everett Scott and brought in Elon Gold to replace him, Variety reports. Scott was apparently let go over the weekend after execs decided he wasn't right for the role of Gavin, a bookstore owner who hires Anderson."

'Stacked' creator and executive producer Steven Levitan said, "It was a very difficult decision for everyone, but at the end of the day, Tom is a relaxed, easygoing, wonderful, nice guy, and that's everything Gavin isn't."

parissucksliterally's picture

Julie Kavner kicks ass....HB!

ERW is a very good actress, just a creepy person...

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dramaqueen365247's picture

I loved TES in "That Thing You Do." Question: I seem to remember him in the previews for that suck-ass Pam Anderson Fox show "Stacked." When it aired, however, he was absent. Anyone know what happened?
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Spoiled's picture

********** Happy Birthday Chrissie! **********

mike's picture

Happy B-day, Evan Rachel Wood, Chrissie Hynde, and Julie Kavner!!

Dan Rather to journalists: you're doing it wrong

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhHYR12doXg

bambam's picture

im speshul (speshul) so speshul (speshul) i got to have your attention, give it to me.

got brass in pocket.

happy birfday chrissie hynde. you speshul.

Boob3rries's picture

Happy birthday all of you famous persons.

Submitted by fuzzyslippers on September 7, 2008 - 8:20am.

Happy Birthday to ya, dear Dlister!

Morning to y'all!

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Green Is Good's picture

*Shiver* Dario Argento's movies scare the crap out me!

Tom Everett Scott is tasty.

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Deputy Trudy Wiegel's picture

Happy Birthday to Mira & Michael! I loved Rousseau and I'm so pissed that she's dead.

If I'm addicted to anything, it's sparklers.
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NotsoAnonymous's picture

Yeah Julie Kavner.... LOVE her!

angel_i's picture

I will survive, I will survive!

O - as long as I know how to love I know I'll be alive!

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christine the hoff's picture

fuzzy, happy Bday ho!
angel, you think? what would she charge? I bet she'd work for free if I just kept taking pictures of her doing the dishes and shit.

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angel_i's picture

Submitted by christine the hoff on September 7, 2008 - 10:13am.

on topic. someone really needs to clean my fucking house...
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mebbe Phoebe can do it. I hear she's looking for work.

PS. Happy Bday fuzzyslippers and celebs!

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

fuzzyslippers's picture

Eh, fuck these losers, it's my 21st bday today!!

WISH ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY OR I KILL YOU! XD

~*Eric Bana = Liquid Sex*~

"Blinding me, he song remains reminding me,
He's a bandit and a heartbreaker,
Oh but Jesus was a crossmaker" - Judee Sill

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Happy Birthday to Julie Kavner, who I remember fondly as Brenda Morgenstern on Rhoda.

And also to Chrissie Hynde, a maker of great music, and Dario Argento, a maker of influential horror movie classics (Suspira, to name one!)

jgm22's picture

TES is so hot. Those blue eyes kill me.

jgm22

ewwww! i went to college with tom. i don't need to see his face on my favorite gossip site. ewwwww.

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christine the hoff's picture

haha, my favorite Marg quote
"Oh, I can't hang the picture kids, your father sold the tools for M&Ms again."

I have no idea who the fuck is that guy in the pic, but he needs to marry rumor willis and have the must fugliest babies in the history of babies.

on topic. someone really needs to clean my fucking house...

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woodhorse's picture

Tom Everett Scott has the James Haven stare.

Yep, he's Gay.

DeeDee's picture

Happy Birthday Marge Simpson! My favorite Marge quote:

"The only thing I'm high on is love, love for my son and daughter. Yep, a little LSD is all that I need."

Good morning MK ♥

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cadebra1961's picture

Happy BD to Rudy Galindo (U.S. Men's Figure Skating Champ '96), Corbin Bernsen (Arnie Becker, LA Law) and Julie Kavner (Marge Simpson)

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Deb's picture

Happy Birthday, Chrissie Hynde! Still rocking after 30 years. Love her!
Happy Birthday, Judy Kavner! From "Rhoda", to Marge, Patty, and Selma - a great voice!

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

BootsieBug's picture

At first I was afraid, I was petrified just thinking how I could never live without you by my side.

Happy Birfday Gloria Gaynor, your anthem brings back many fond memories. I would play your song after every heatbreaking teen beakup. Lol, oh the angst of teen love.

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