Work With What You've Got
Tater Head has a jaw that only Jay Leno could love and she fucking despises it. Rumer blames her daddy, Bruce Willis, for the reason why she has a jaw and chin that belongs in a field in Idaho.
Rumer said: "People tell me all the time that I look my mom. I see the resemblance, sometimes. There was a picture in a magazine about look-a-like mothers and daughters and I saw that I looked exactly like her - which is great. I hate my jaw. I don't know if it's my dad's - I think I'm more like my mother, my littlest sister looks exactly like my dad and my middle sister is a mixture of the two."
Actually, I think she got her chin from a Hasbro toy. Demi Moore has some explaining to do! I bet you she got freaky with Mr. Potato's head. I don't blame Demi. He's one sexy spud.
Seriously, Rumer just needs to work with what she's got. She needs to love and embrace the chin! If she doesn't, her jaw and chin will fall into a deep depression. And can you imagine Rumer's jaw getting sad and weepy? It would look like saggy Play-Do.
She is fug, expensive makeover notwithstanding. She should bag Hollyweird and go into telemarketing.
it must be nice to be so fucking ugly; yet still get your ugly mug of a face in movies because of your plastic haaaaas been mom and oversexed dad.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 5, 2008 - 11:55am.
IV, they sure have mentioned it! You must have scrolled past....
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No kidding. I was being sarcastic. It's been mentioned 3456 times, including the very first posts, and keeps being remarked upon.
Remove the lipstick from thine own teeth before judging your butt-fucking-ugly neighbor. Thus says the lord.
I think she has the same genetic deformities as Rocky Dennis (the Elephant Man). Her eyes are too small and the right one has a skin tag near it, her nose looks unnatural (deformity or bad plastic surgery?) and it has a skin tag on the right side, her lips are too thin, and her jaw is huge. It's bad enough to have to live with a deformity but when it effects your entire face, it must be horrible.
Both her sisters have milder versions.
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she needs to just go to college and end it already.
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The only thing i was paying attention to was the lipstick on her teeth hahaha
i need someone to hug me :( i got scared when i saw this picture. *cries like a baby*
There is not a *hint* of Bruce in there. Not even in the chin. I think he should demand a DNA test. I suspect Demi had sex wif herself.
rumer is hot her jaw is fine
She should sue her father over that chin, because it is in no way Demi's fault.
Leno can afford the back child support!
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Isn't there a highly skilled plastic surgeon that could fix that? Money is no problem for the family. They should look into it. That a HUUUUUGE jaw. Poor kid.
Wow, she got all of Bruce's head.
"cruel" and "poor taste??" Honey, darlin' you are at the WRONG BLOG..move along...sho, bye, bye now..
if she put her hair back and up on top of her head with some amount of volume she would take attention away from the chin. right now her two streaks of glossy black hair sweep down to the lantern jaw in between - you can't help but notice it!
Maybe she's talented and we just don't know it yet. Even so, she's going to be relegated to the "sidekick" role.
Poor thing she is average looking. She has to face it and move on w/ her life. She needs to go to college and stop trying to be a movie star. I am sure if she moved out of CA AND just live a NORMAL life. It's not like she ever has to worry about rent, morgage and paying bills she can pick any job she wants. Hey she can even pick a low paying job she enjoys she is set for life w her parents $$$$$$$$$$$$$.
She already had her jaw chiseled. Just look at a pic from 2 years ago. I'd say leave her the fuck alone too and pick on skanks with actual flaws.
I have been over the chin joke for a while now. I really think it is cruel and in a poor taste. She did not go to a plastic surgeon and requested it so that we can make embarrassing jokes about it. She was born with it. Get over it already!
Somebody hit this girl in the jaw with a hammer, so she can qualify for reconstructive surgery.
PSL, I'm nominating you to tell Rumer she has lipstick on her teeth.
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Uhhhh someone forgot to tell Rumer the rules of showbiz.....if you are beautiful with a minimum of talent you just need to sleep your way to the top...but if you are weird or fugly you need to become a comedienne...a la Carol Burnett, Bette Midler, Joan Rivers, Roseanne, Vicki Lawrence, Brett Butler...do I need to go on?
Poor thing. Lipstick on the teeth, flared nostrils, huge chin? That girl is just unfortunate looking.
I can't believe no one has mentioned the plastic surgery I gave her! Camon! It can't be THAT bad! I had to fix fucking EVERYTHING! NOTHING is right on that girlie's face!
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IV, they sure have mentioned it! You must have scrolled past....
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She's one of the boogliest kids I've seen in a long time (by boogly, I mean you look at someone & have the same reaction as if someone yelled "BOO!" right behind you). And, megajaw is delusional; she thinks she's a star already. I wish she's just dry up & blow away; the sight of boogly taterhead megajaw makes me want to puke...
I can't believe no one has mentioned the lipstick on her teeth.
*crickets*
Amen!
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Solution to ppl not looking at your jaw = get lipstick on your teeth. I totally could not look away ...
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I kinda like this potato head. Here's to the homelies!!
preach it, sistah!
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Submitted by chasing windmills on September 5, 2008 - 10:17am.
I don't care who her fcuking has been parents are, she doesn't have "it".
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preach it, sistah!
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Prepare for Metamorphosis, are you ready Kafka?
It fcuking is what it is.
People and Vogue and RW herself, keeping shoving her press down our throat that makes it all exactly what it is - a VOMIT fest.
Not everyone was born beautiful. I can't feel sorry for Rumor. She is part of the masses. There is nothing wrong with being part of the mass. If you aren't beautiful, you are average. You are not alone. Think of it like the learning curve. The beauty curve is no different, except as a society we can't just keep changing the curve to keep Rumor ahead of it. She is just going to have to accept that she is just as plain Jane as the majority of society. But with more money.
I will share some advice with you Rumor that your mother, God bless her, is just too ignorant to share with you - GO TO COLLEGE. Not Bunny College, REAL college. Use your smarts, not your parents coat tails. You will never regret going to college. Squandering years trying to chase your parents game is something you might regret, because eventually someone will step up and say, STOP IT. There is some shit I will not eat. I don't care who her fcuking has been parents are, she doesn't have "it".
Please go away.
barf
Submitted by Cindyloo on September 5, 2008 - 9:53am.
I don't think she inherited that jaw from either parent.
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Nah. That's Bruce Willis' all the way! To quote Chelsea Handler, "she has the top half of her mother's face and the bottom half of her father's."
Rumer reminds me of my high school gym teacher's daughter: my gym teacher married a model, but his daughter ended up looking like him and not her gorgeous mother.
That said, I'd be sad if Rumer had surgery. She makes me feel pretty.
She used to have the curly longer hair and that suited her face better.
But other than that... sheesh. I'm at a loss.
Like many people have already said, it would have been refreshing had she gone for a college education. But it seems that the spawn of celebrities are positively allergic to going to school. If she's going into an industry where looks are everything, well honey, get the number of your mother's plastic surgeon, stat.
Rumer Willis + Michael Phleps = Orca
She looks like Carnie Wilson in this pic.
O cool! I"m still tryna get updated. That shit can be like a whole nother job! Anyhoo...waddyathink of my new Rumer...I'm a hack - but did I help her? She needs EVERYTHING done.
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Submitted by Cindyloo on September 5, 2008 - 9:53am.
I don't think she inherited that jaw from either parent. So, being Hollywood is so plastic surgery crazy, is this something that can be fixed?
yes!! they have plastic surgeries to soften big chins and Jaws on women and, quite often, Tranies, who want to look more feminine!
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I don't look anything like Rumer. (making post relevant)
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Ha! He called this one working with it Rumer.
I called it - no hope Rumer. Refresh momentarily:)
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She has red lipstick on her front teeth.
If Kat Von D and Jay Leno mated
Submitted by Hekki on September 5, 2008 - 9:50am.
Submitted by angel_i: "Funny thing is, ugly people CAN get work... They actually have to have some talent and some skill. And charisma..."
Good-looking people are a dime a dozen in Hollywood. I like the ug-mugs!
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I'm with you, but I'm just thinking of all the talented but imperfect-looking actresses who are struggling for their big breaks while girls like Rumer Willis are getting parts. If she didn't have the parents she does, I seriously doubt she'd be this successful.
I'd keep the jaw and go to a good school. She can afford the best. Get the inner beauty going.
she does NOT seem like a nice person to me. She seems like a stuck up, entitled bitch, which makes her even uglier.
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she has a class 3 mandible. those jaws can be fixed. it's a big op. tho'. they go in break ur jaw and remove a section..then wire ur jaw shut for the healing process. i knew a girl that had it done.
i think it would be totally worth it.
If she had long hair she could cover the little fug she posses but instead she chooses to be different with the cute short cut. Please if you saw ANY of these long haired 'beauties' without their flowing locks you would get to see just how fuckin ugly and homely they ALL are under the extensions, dye jobs, straightening irons and 100 lbs of make up. At lease this one seems to have a personality and the ability to pick on herself. Its kind of mean to pick on people who already know their not perfect, its only fun to knock the bitchy ones off their pedistools.