The Feud Is Over
The war of stupid words between HoHan and Michael Lohan is over....for now. Michael released a statement to E! saying he took a really big shit. After that, he issued another statement saying HoHan will show up to his father's funeral in New York. Michael's daddy "literally passed away" in his arms last week.
Michael said: "She is going to be at the burial. All my kids will be there. My father always wanted to be cremated. He wanted to have his ashes sprinkled in our county in Cold Spring Harbor, in the harbor. That was his favorite spot. So that is what we are going to do. We are going to get on our boat with probably like 50 or 60 people and go out. We are just going to sprinkle them together as a family."
There are maps available to paparazzi and tabloid reporters to the exact location of his father's funeral. There will also be a "meet and greet" before the burial and Michael will sign autographs after. If you can't make it, I'm sure there will be plenty of footage on "The Insider" or "Entertainment Tonight."
Michael went on to talk about White Oprah. He only had nice things to say about her. "And I can't believe how great Dina has been. She has been wonderful. She has been the woman I married. She has been great."
Somebody get the Catholic church on the phone. When a crazy man who has nothing but intense hate for her describes her as "wonderful," it's time to call in a priest. We need the priest to expel the happy spirit that is obviously taking over White Oprah's body.
Here's some pictures of HoHan with some blonde and a hipster scarecrow trolling the streets of NYC yesterday.
Damn her legs look great in these pics. Anywho...Michael still has it for WO...yuck...I guess he thinks he can't do any better, and you know what, he's totally right!
Your face!
Tom Cruise? I guess =S I can't see right.
It's Get Laid Friday! Yet I haven't gotten any lalalalalalalala....so the hormones migh tbe torturing my retinas
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
LoLo....who's your avie??? Thanks.
Submitted by missy on September 5, 2008 - 10:57am.
heheh, help yourself clarisse!!!!
in there we gots some mendocino county outdoor organic.. sprinkled with a little DMT for fun trippy times.
smoke it up smokey! :D
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Mendocino?
As in Mendoza???
on another note....I MISSED THE WHOLE CANADIAN THING HERE BOOHOO....Calgary is still far from Toronto but whateva....not that I'm friends with anybody that would invite me over, I'm too new =D
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
I think he is still in love with Dina.
xx - we have a designated poo thread in afternoon crumbs.. join us pooey! ♥♥
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Are you whores still here?
Submitted by oklahoma on September 5, 2008 - 2:21pm.
LCT. OOOOH! I's running off to go see this now! *falls* haha,, oops! *trips* oops! ok, I'll walk away to do this now.
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Okie, how many times do I have to tell you? You have to remove dildo from no no before running!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
LCT. OOOOH! I's running off to go see this now! *falls* haha,, oops! *trips* oops! ok, I'll walk away to do this now.
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by oklahoma on September 5, 2008 - 2:09pm.
LCT rub that iced capp here *points to no-no*
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Ok, but it's really cold and there will be shrinkage. You might need to downgrade the size of your cucumber!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by oklahoma on September 5, 2008 - 2:08pm.
What was not M.E. ? I like have to know, this has been said like 15 times, but nothing along w/ it..just saying it isn't her, but no explanation. I know what we are talking about but what are you talking about.
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I think she's talking about the koolaid poster from this morning slandering Kizzy.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by oklahoma on September 5, 2008 - 2:08pm.
What was not M.E. ? I like have to know, this has been said like 15 times, but nothing along w/ it..just saying it isn't her, but no explanation. I know what we are talking about but what are you talking about.
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Wurd. What it do?
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Oddly enough this is on topic.. I'd like those shorts, if they weren't so GD high waisted. Yep! And maybe made a lil bit different..but I love the courdoroy (sp?) thats a hard word to spell.. I wish my pubes were made of that material, and so were my boobs, I'd try my life time over to rub them both together..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Im Horngry!!
naw, just horny.
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Horngry = Horny and Hungry combo.
Also used as an expression for when people to the sex to food shaped like peni or didi (more than one penis or dildo)
Term can be used also when one will get fuckey fuckey on lunchy lunchy break time.
JBF Hair - A messy hair style a lady or along mopped man may have after getting the fuckey fucker after sensations of Horngriness.
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Well Missy- I hope he delivers!
And all- What is going on in the Caption This? Xray, testicle bleaching, kidney stone blasting. Pube dryer....??? WTF?
debfrmhell1@gmail.com
Sorry I have to go but I will respond to anyone later! Have relatives coming in!
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okie!! check your email... *fart*
that was by accident i swear!! hehehe!
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LCT rub that iced capp here *points to no-no*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 5, 2008 - 2:05pm.
ps
I can without a doubt say it was NOT M.E.
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What was not M.E. ? I like have to know, this has been said like 15 times, but nothing along w/ it..just saying it isn't her, but no explanation. I know what we are talking about but what are you talking about.
I want funch!
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Submitted by LoLo on September 5, 2008 - 2:05pm.
My stomach and face hurts from laughing so hard!
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Careful! If you keep laughing that hard your balls are going to undescend!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 5, 2008 - 2:05pm
We call that funch in Pittsburgh.
Holy shitballs I go get an iced capp and I miss so much effing blooping it's redonk!!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Gonnaburn. Oh there's room for you!! Hop on in. *pushes out last night's trick*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
My stomach and face hurts from laughing so hard!
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I am out of here for now....you all said it's "get laid Friday", so I am off to have a nooner....see you later!
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Cause what you give to me, no one knows
-Queens of The Stone Age
Well, I have this to say about all the tomfuckery from earlier... Groups that normally do not "talk" to each other are and we are all getting along.
So, take that azzhat DontDrinkTheKoolaid....
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I can without a doubt say it was NOT M.E.
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RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!
Can I ride in the poo side car?
REV UP THE TURDCYCLE AND GET YO SELF TO THA CITEH!!!
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LoLo... We built this city on poop and bloop!!
*drives to NYC on turdcycle* This baby gets goood gas mileage.
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by oklahoma on September 5, 2008 - 1:55pm.
NOW OKIE!
Why dont you come to NYC to play with us?
Im dead serious woman!
pssss shhhhh dont tell nobody. I WAS singing to you!
*cries more*
ON TOPIC RE: OFF TOPIC! It is appropriate we are not commenting on Blowhan the human blister right now becasue really what more is there to say?
Shes cooked. Her goose is fucking cooked.
May as well have fun casue your happiness is done and your goose is cooked. Thats what Big Boi says any way.
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Mel-Tang on September 5, 2008 - 1:48pm.
I have a strange feeling that maybe sometimes the 'real' celebs post on here as some of the regulars to try and stir up shit between them, so the focus is off the celebrity. Sounds crazy, but I wouldn't put it past some of the Hollyweirdo's
- I will sit next to you and agree with this.
*primps in case The Brad or Anderson is here*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
DebfrmHell..Oh, when You said that other stuff, i thought some major trickery had been going on but I never seen any of it. Makes sense now.
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by LoLo on September 5, 2008 - 1:44pm.
Im going to get in touch with myself.
Hello?
Is it me Im looking for?
I can see it in my eyes
I can see it when I smile
*whispers* I love me *holds myself and cries*
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LMAO I know deep inside you were singing this to me, and me only! *cries w/ you*
Submitted by missy on September 5, 2008 - 1:51pm.
*cue porn music*
Missy!
Youre a fine girl
what a good wife you would be
*such a fine girl*
But my life, my love and my lady is a peen!
Its gonna be FUN FUN FUN
(sometimes i dont make the sense)
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xxyz, yeah, I was disappointed too when Nitty didn't come out here this summer. i will absolutely let you know when I make that huge trek 90 minutes North.....lol
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Cause what you give to me, no one knows
-Queens of The Stone Age
HAHAHA! OKIE,
There is only one of me. I think we can all agree to that. You all would bitch slap a poser in a second...I used BeigeBabysaTroll to protect PSL from her with a picture of her cat for an avie. Made her go away...
you all would be amazed at what you can find on Google...lol.
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RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!
HA HA!
Thanks Euphoria!
PSL tell Aphid I said to shake it, but not to break it, becasue it did take her momma nine months to make it.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 5, 2008 - 1:48pm.
angel, with all the Canadians who post here, NO ONE lives near you?
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It's weird. They must. Torontonians are pretty snarky - I'm pretty sure that's how I picked it up - being a naturally Mary Sunshiny Angel and all;p... But there's lotsa places in Canada and not nearly as many Canadians as Americans on here...
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
PSL
LOL Nitty was going to come this way during the summer but I guess she didn't
Make it out here.
Carpintera is VERY close to me. Like 10 minutes away. Let me know when you are here and I can meet up with you somewhere
I think Im gonna meet lolo tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!
lucky missey!!!!
lolo ♥ missy rendez vous in new yourk citeh!
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angel, with all the Canadians who post here, NO ONE lives near you? heehee
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Cause what you give to me, no one knows
-Queens of The Stone Age
I have a strange feeling that maybe sometimes the 'real' celebs post on here as some of the regulars to try and stir up shit between them, so the focus is off the celebrity. Sounds crazy, but I wouldn't put it past some of the Hollyweirdo's.
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Submitted by xxyxz on September 5, 2008 - 1:35pm.
PSL
I was going to catch up with Aphid and NitWitty to actually meet them but it didn't work out. Aphid is too far away
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Poo on you guys who get to meet up. I'm all about having a city to city DListed web-cam party. I think that could be hella fun.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Lolo, I will be sure and tell Aphid you said hi....yes, Sheeps is a lot of fun to drink with...
Okie, no one used Deb's name. She made up one to protect me from my asshole stalker.
snowy, Aphis is still around, but can't post from work....Friday's she usually posts though.....
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Cause what you give to me, no one knows
-Queens of The Stone Age
Submitted by LoLo on September 5, 2008 - 1:44pm.
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You are as nutty as squirrel shit, but I ♥ you!
what happened to Aphid btw?
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Sheeps seems like he would be fun to drink with! And I remember Aphid as being a lovely lovely funny woman from her comments here. Tell Aphid I said hello?
And Nitty Witty is stinking hilarious here!
Im going to get in touch with myself.
Hello?
Is it me Im looking for?
I can see it in my eyes
I can see it when I smile
*whispers* I love me *holds myself and cries*
Beautiful Friday
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
*passes anti diarrahea meds to LCT*