Phelps Gets Some Ass In Vegas
The dolphin man visited the Playboy Club in Las Vegas last night and demonstrated his excellent backstroke on one of the resident hos there. Although, in Vegas they call it the "ass stroke." A couple of minutes after this picture was taken, the chick's ass turned to solid gold.
Radar managed to get a couple of pictures of Phelps in action last night. They also said he didn't waste anytime bringing the hos to his side: "It was unreal. Within moments of entering the club he summoned two girls over... I've never seen such an aggressive grip."
Phelps has got a fucking Polident grip! Hopefully, if that chick went back to Phelps' tank, she triple bagged it (2 bags for his dick and 1 for his face). Seriously, I don't even think a two regular condoms could contain Phelps' spermies. His little fishies can bust through iron.
And Debbie Phelps would say this young lady was definitely having a "Chico's kind of day."
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*turning around shutting the door*
(great, another chick discussion)
BOOOBBBBBIEEESS you are bringing back such fond memories, LOL
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by Clarisse on September 5, 2008 - 10:15am.
Boob3rries!
For the love of my lunch, please no more!!!
*shudders*
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Oh no no I am done!!!
Eat in peace, my dear Clarisse!
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
Boob3rries!
For the love of my lunch, please no more!!!
*shudders*
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I like to flag down taxies by lifting my skirt and holding my ass like a baby bump. So I end up having to take the bus A LOT. -Lolo
Oh Jeez! I knew this Playboy shit was coming!!! you make yourself a hero by winning the gold medals, but than they get all cocky and go after playmates because they are pretty and basically work as escorts!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Submitted by snowpiece on September 5, 2008 - 9:55am.
Yeah well, and to add a bit more to my last paragraph, have you noticed the following?
As they are performing this 'marvelous' kiss (in their deluded minds it's the best kiss ever) you are gasping for air and reaching for the closest empty recipient to deliver your spew and they think you are moaning, because they are soooo involved in the act and so reaffirmed on their skills that they think they are the sexiest bitches alive...and around 27 seconds later, when it's all over and you're trying to remember if the batteries on your dildo are charged or not for when you get home and can finish the job and probably with any luck forget about what just happened, they pop up a question that, in your disturbed mind sounds something like:
"It was gooood..wasn't it!"
And you try to make up an answer, but barely can because you were trying to fly high on your imagination pretending you were NOT there and then you say, awfully startled:
"O HAI! yes yes it was grrrrrrrreat, gotta go now, BAI!"
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
Submitted by TheVinylVillager on September 5, 2008 - 6:48am.
His Dolphiness could have his pick of many ladies, why go to a stripper?
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I was thinking the same thing...I don't see anything wrong with single and desperate men going for the strippers, but it seems like that Mama Phelps wouldn't approve. And yeah, there are tons of chicks who would be willing to overlook the face (not me, however!), so I'm sure he could do much better.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Boob3rries LOL stop! it's so true!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
O stop, MK! It's exactly that kinda talk that's driving the poor boy to the whorehouse!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Um.. ok, let's pretend you bag this dude and the room is trully and completely DARK. I mean outer space dark. I'm sure you can still feel his fucked up teeth while kissing him. Ewww... and if you DARE caress his face you'll be able to feel his big ears and horsey inbred face!.
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Okaaaaaaay....you know what I am 1000% sure of? This is the typical guy that bites while frenching. yeah they want to pull a soap opera kiss and as he traps your lips with those...oars...he does a full cavity search with a slimy gooey tongue and you can't breath and you gag all at the same time, then you go to the mirror and your lips are purple..furthermore, if you DARE caress his face, even in the dark and with a little bit of talent you bet your ass you could carbon-copy the face of the full moon.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
-"Plus if it's too big...ew...5 hours to get it fully hard and 30 seconds to watch it sink in despair.."
Ahahaha.. sink in despair. Damn it!. Hahaha!. Based on pictures of Sloth Phelps on his swimming swimsuits, he has a small penis.
Um.. ok, let's pretend you bag this dude and the room is trully and completely DARK. I mean outer space dark. I'm sure you can still feel his fucked up teeth while kissing him. Ewww... and if you DARE caress his face you'll be able to feel his big ears and horsey inbred face!.
Nope, all yours ladies.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Thanks! I loved that book as a kid. Google time :)
_Submitted by DESIGNER GENES on September 5, 2008 - 11:33am.
ha ha ha awesome :)!
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AquaLurch!!! AquaLurch!!! AquaLurch!!!
I look at this and chuckle because the last photos I saw of him, he was at disneyland waving to the crowds. Now hes at a strip club, waving to the hookers. HA!
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No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you, and call your door-opening request a silly thing. You tiny-brained, wipers of other people's bottoms!
Submitted by itsamadworld on September 5, 2008 - 11:30am.
The C word what is your avatar from? It is driving me nuts because I can't remember!!!
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LOL, I've had so many people ask me that, I should probably put it as my siggy! :)
It's Viola Swamp from "Miss Nelson is Missing".
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You fargin sneaky bastage.
snowpiece
Right?? Am I the only one to notice that this boy is no hottie? And the way he's looking at her is creepy. Like "You know who I am right, and you know I have monay, right?" Ugghh!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
OH MY GOD Lolo. You just killed my ass!!! I am crying laughing so fucking hard. So so so right. But I'd still hit it!
yeah, but trust me, he'd bang the shit right outta you. turn off the lights and enjoy.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
The C word what is your avatar from? It is driving me nuts because I can't remember!!!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on September 5, 2008 - 9:23am.
yeah but what is the size if you don't know how to use it?
Plus if it's too big...ew...5 hours to get it fully hard and 30 seconds to watch it sink in despair..
K I'm done
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
I bet he's a virgin. I mean look at him. Prior to being a olympic medalist he was just some swimmer with a FUCKED UP face. Look at the way he's looking at that stripper - like he's never been allowed to touch ass before. I don't mean to sound cruel but that's what I think!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
ISMU: wow, that is weird! yeah, the peen size can go either way.....
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Cause what you give to me, no one knows
-Queens of The Stone Age
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 5, 2008 - 9:51am.
If his peen is in proportion with his body, that was one lucky lady.
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Weird trivia- his legs are the length of the average 6' tall man and his arms are the length of a man who is 6'8". That makes the peen anybody's guess.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Submitted by LoLo on September 5, 2008 - 9:02am.
HEY YOUUUUUUUUUU GUYS! LETS GO THWIMING!
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LOL!!!! But ew....he does look like the uh uh gone kind.
Just ew.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
Snowpiece: Ha! I would too. I'm sure he has a really pretty personality, but this dude has too many flaws... not even his 8 gold medals nor his pelvis thrusts underwater can take them off my mind.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 5, 2008 - 11:16am.
LCT,
I dub this Let's Get Laid Friday!!!
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Sadly I won't be able to partake but you go get some for me! Raaawwwrr!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
I better get laid tonight..I BETTER.
on topic, athletic times are the best fucks by far, just ask anyone who's handled the Hoff.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
OMG. look how looong his body is...reminds me of those giant worm things in "Tremors." ICK!!
Ha ha, the man made history and got 8 olympic medals. He deserves some booty
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
He might as well live it up while he can.
Gonnaburn, it really does look she's nursing a baby! Weird.
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
LCT,
I dub this Let's Get Laid Friday!!!
*fingers crossed!*
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I like to flag down taxies by lifting my skirt and holding my ass like a baby bump. So I end up having to take the bus A LOT. -Lolo
Might be fun at first before he gets all skankafied, give him about 3 months and he won't be worth a crap in the sack.
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
OH MAN! You know that Debbie Phelps so looks like Chunks mommy at the end of the movie when the parents meet the kids on the beach!
She didnt speak english in that movie but im quite sure she was asking if Chunk, The boobie trap kid, and Joash Brolin were having a chico kind of day!
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rotten_egg they'd run from him screaming!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He got two chicks at a strip bar, how amusing. They are hookers/strippers, that's what they get paid for!. Just imagine, if he wasn't an olimpic medal winner, would ANYONE be interested in him?.. cricket... cricket... yeah, I thought so.
-"SLOTH LOVE OLYMIC ORGY VILLAGE"
Ahahaha!!! I bet he can move his dumbo ears just like Sloth too!.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
LOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO let's make for cucumber times in special no nos for happy Friday!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
AH HA HA HA rocky road! gonnaburn!
BAY-BEE RUTH?
BABY RUTH?
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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on September 5, 2008 - 10:59am.
Yeah, but as these Summer Olmypics proved, he has quick recovery
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LOL!
I'm not much of a "start and stop" kinda gal....
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You fargin sneaky bastage.
*Sigh* I wish i could be one those girls who throw themselves at rich boys no matter what they look like. My life would be so much richer.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
After asking what she could do for him, he relied, "Rock-ee Road?".
Clarise!
HEY YOUUUUUUUUUU GUYS! LETS GO THWIMING!
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Submitted by missy on September 5, 2008 - 10:59am.
You know sloth did save chunk from drowning after they got pirate willies treasure!
Sloth Phelps is a giver and that bitch loves him some gold treasure!
SLOTH LOVE OLYMIC ORGY VILLAGE!
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Lolo!!!
Hey you guyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyys!
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I like to flag down taxies by lifting my skirt and holding my ass like a baby bump. So I end up having to take the bus A LOT. -Lolo
triple-bag!! HA!! too true!!
I bet his spermies swim like he does...and in that case, I aint touchin' him!
That stripper probably got pregnant just by that ass touch...
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No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you, and call your door-opening request a silly thing. You tiny-brained, wipers of other people's bottoms!
Yeah...I thought I saw him there last night.Fuck 'em
all Mike! That's what fame is for.Girlie looks like she took whatever was on the mannequin @ American Apparel.Playboy Club is almost always bumpin'.
So, my ass is made of gold and it's filled with dlsited poo babies. you ARE the father.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
omg lolo - so mean but so true!! sloth!!!!!!!
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