Phelps Gets Some Ass In Vegas
The dolphin man visited the Playboy Club in Las Vegas last night and demonstrated his excellent backstroke on one of the resident hos there. Although, in Vegas they call it the "ass stroke." A couple of minutes after this picture was taken, the chick's ass turned to solid gold.
Radar managed to get a couple of pictures of Phelps in action last night. They also said he didn't waste anytime bringing the hos to his side: "It was unreal. Within moments of entering the club he summoned two girls over... I've never seen such an aggressive grip."
Phelps has got a fucking Polident grip! Hopefully, if that chick went back to Phelps' tank, she triple bagged it (2 bags for his dick and 1 for his face). Seriously, I don't even think a two regular condoms could contain Phelps' spermies. His little fishies can bust through iron.
And Debbie Phelps would say this young lady was definitely having a "Chico's kind of day."
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Submitted by The C word on September 5, 2008 - 10:57am.
Yeah, but as these Summer Olmypics proved, he has quick recovery.
Submitted by The C word on September 5, 2008 - 10:57am.
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True dat! He IS used to going very fast, isn't he? *giggles* I bet it's three good strokes and he's gone.
It was a chico's kind of day...all day long.
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Submitted by Euphoria on September 5, 2008 - 10:53am.
You may have to cover his head, but something tells me he may be as good in the sack as he is in the water. Didn't you see those powerful pelvic thrusts on the underwater camera at the Olympics? I got a little tingle just watching.
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True, but I think he'd be too quick... ;)
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Submitted by KD on September 5, 2008 - 9:54am.
Yeah, but that's the price of fame, particularly in the US. I can't imagine he didn't know this would happen.
He's a grownup. I say, have it it, Michael!
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Oh no i could not hit that in a million years!
Phelps, man when he one the gold i pictured Sloth from the goonies yelling TREASUUURE when they gave him his gold medal!
SLOTH LOVE CHUNK! SLOTH LOVE GOLD TREAAAAAAASURE!
I SWIM YAY!!!!!!
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Imagine the unholy & unfortunate looking spawn that Phelps and Rumer Willis could produce.
*shudders*
I believe that ho's striped thigh socks are from American Apparel, the "fat hooker" store.
I'm off to school to have fantasies of banging The Phelps in a swimming pool. (teehee that rhymed!)
A month ago, no one cared about him and now he can't go NO-WHERES! I kind of feel sorry for him.
You may have to cover his head, but something tells me he may be as good in the sack as he is in the water. Didn't you see those powerful pelvic thrusts on the underwater camera at the Olympics? I got a little tingle just watching.
God bless him for being 8x gold champion but good lord his teeth needs major fixing.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
It looks like she is nursing a baby in that pic. WTF?
Everyone needs a little ass. He probably hasn't been laid for years...too much energy spent...
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Ive never had a problem with strippers or stip clubs. they can be really funny. in a sad coked-up kinda way.
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I don't judge a man by his looks, I really don't.
But he makes me want to join a convent.
You know how they check for weapons at rap concerts? They also should check for cell cams at strip clubs.
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If his peen is in proportion with his body, that was one lucky lady.
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I didn't think you were allowed to touch in those clubs.
I'm led to believe he's aerobically fit.
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Gomer's making up for lost time, isn't he.
he might be a Olympiad prize winner, but he's still tough on the eyes.
C-r-e-e-p-y! And it looks like the guy behind Phelps is trying to send a message to the girl. Does anyone know if that's sign language for "dolphin dick"?
His Dolphiness could have his pick of many ladies, why go to a stripper?
Anyway, good for him. You know hittin it wasnt part of his training routine.
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yeah phelps live it up baby!
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He worked fucking hard and he deserves a little ass. Do your thing boss.
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