Posh Needs New Hair
The time has come for Posh Beckham to bid farewell to that guinea pig mop sitting on her alien head. It came, it saw, it conquered. She needs to change it up and do something unexpected. I'm thinking afro puffs or possibly a spiral permed femullet. Now that shit would be hot. I'd even settle for a flat top.
Anyway, good ole' Posh threw a birthday party for her son Romeo at the Hard Rock Cafe in Universal City yesterday. It's obvious what her boys are dressed as, but what's Posh's costume? White Oprah's orange clit?
Ginger Spice, Heidi Klum and Gavin Rossdale also showed up to Romeo's party. Don't even say Posh and Heidi didn't dress right for a kid's birthday party. You would wear the same shit if all you had to do was sit there and boss the nannies around.
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She looks like Sponge Bob. End of.
Why did she get so dressed up for her own kid's birthday?! Not even dressed up because the dress DOES look like a slab of Velveeta with orange sticks poking out. See it's not even appetizing for either of the boys either! I bet Posh ate her lemon water with ice cubes and ran directly to the bathroom right afterwards!
Your face!
A slab of velveeta with leathery, orange arms poking through.
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Umm... I breed for child labor, thank you very much.
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*Submitted by Mr. President on September 6, 2008 - 2:09pm.
Go back to England where people actually give a crap about soccer and your husband.
NO NO NO - we don't want her back. Come on, be fair, we're stuck with fishsticks and Madge. Plus we are only about 30 miles from France where the dreaded Mangey bunch lurks. The very least you can do is keep these two.
PS someone asked about her skin colour- naturally she fair to olive skinned but has tanned herself orange over the years. Maybe it won't come off and that's why she's in a paper bag?
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
She looks sixty in that pic. She's becoming one of those "famous for being famous" people. Go back to England where people actually give a crap about soccer and your husband. And no, I absolutely refuse to call it "football".
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i thought these spice bitches were still on tour...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
She looks like an orange sandwich board man. You know, like the crazies you see on the street. I just want to paint "REPENT" on the front of that dress and "THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH" on the back.
Heidi Klum looks old, wasted, fug and annoying as usual. Suri was not invited? Where's my Suri fix?
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Totally scum bag kids.
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Boy #3 if you can believe it!
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Awww. Do you know if you're having a boy or girl?
xxyxz - We're good, doll. Three more months until another slave pops out! ;)
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LMAO! How are you and baby?
Or am I thinking of someone else?
Submitted by BrownHankyWithW... on September 5, 2008 - 3:49pm.
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Umm... I breed for child labor, thank you very much.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Please stop spawning these little fuck trophies for accessories, people. The world has enough as it is. Let's get those tubes tied and those chords snipped. Also, if you named your kid Hunter or Skylar, you're a trendy tool.
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Takes a moment to think of Valerie
1st of all - BACK AWAY from the hair. The 'Pob' as the Posh Bob is so well known as must be here to stay. That foray we took into the cropped blonde when moving to LA was traumatizing enough. She knows now... keep the bob.
You should have been taking a stab at her skin colour... (and considering her skin colour, bad choice of dress colour).
I am LMAO at the White Oprah's clit comment however... well done..!!
Harlowe, that is awesome she tipped to so well, but they all make the choice to be famous.
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@ TITS:
She tipped quite well - an extra $200 on top of the 18% gratuity already added to the bill.
Posh needs to buy some new shoes. I swear I've been seeing those things sine 1997.
This new "color" she has is just gross. I guess she's going for the "my liver isn't working" look. Now I know Posh is English and their are dark skinned people in England but I could never figure out what ethniticty she is. I mean is it just years of fake tanning and she's naturally an English Rose? Or is she naturally dark skinned?
Jesus Christ! Someone check her liver! She looks jaundiced!
Submitted by lizzieb on September 5, 2008 - 1:39pm.
My eight year old daughter just said 'why is that lady wearing a paper bag?'I was tempted to say'that's no lady' and add some swears but I thought better of it.
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Awww Kingston looks soooo cute. I can't wait to see what Zuma looks like.
Heidi Klum looks like she had a GREAT outfit picked out, but forgot to put on her make up! Seriously, as the Avon Lady, I have to point out that it's completely inappropriate to go out dressed like that without putting on makeup to match!!!
I hate her because she looks so good.
Isnt it obvious? Posh is dressed as a Kraft Mac & Cheese noodle. : )
Hey harlowblonde - how'd she tip?
It's a spongebob dress. Fab.
I work at the Hard Rock where Victoria had Romeo's party. I'm sure many will be very disappointed to read that all of the celebs pictured here were very nice, very gracious, and very patient with the clot of paparazzi jackals waiting for them outside the cafe. This was simply a group of friends attending a birthday party for a child, just like the hundreds of others we host. The only difference is that the other parties don't have to deal with being assaulted by camera toting jackals snapping pictures and scaring their children.
If I was in their situation, my ass would be in jail over and over for smashing paparazzi teeth down paparazzi throat.
LOVE CARROTTOP on September 5, 2008 - 12:36pm
*stammers, MINT?, looks and finds a starlight mint, crushes it, sprinkles it on the cupcake*
There you go LCT!!!
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She's so unattractive. Maybe it's the yellow, but her face and body scream truck stop beef jerky.
lizzieb, ha ha ha! From the mouths of children. And people with actual fashion sense.
My eight year old daughter just said 'why is that lady wearing a paper bag?'I was tempted to say'that's no lady' and add some swears but I thought better of it.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
That dress is hideous, and that entire outfit is completely inappropriate for a child's birthday party. WTF is wrong with her??
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Kingston is absolutely adorable. Totally like his dad. This outfit is atrocious, but the kids are little cuties.
Posh needs a new epidermis too, by the looks of things. That one's been stretched over her skeleton and dyed orange for so long it looks like it's about to collapse.
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It's prolly already been said, but this should be filed under "What the Hell kinda of goddamn outfit is this?!"
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HER FEET!!! Oh my dear dog. Looking at her feet is more painful than looking at christina agulaiwhatevers hair.
She'd probably fall backwards and concuss herself if she tried to walk barefoot.
Check Kingston scoping the babes!!
Better make reservations for the line of girls that's going to form by the time he's legal!
That is the worst dress ever. She looks like she should be twirling a sign on a street corner.
Why does this woman continue to wear open toe shoes????
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Posh will alwayz be my goddess when it comes to hairstyles. I pattern my own after her. But the serious scowl and stick figure shape? That's quite another story.
stocky hows the asian markets?
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"I'll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together." -- MK
Why do celebrities who have tons of cash fail to get the coolest costumes? WHY?!. Look at those boys, they look like they got their costume from a really bad thrift store. No masks, no accessories, no effort... Meh.
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She looks liked a peed-on pregnancy test stick.
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Orange yes sorry...orange potato sack.
They still don't look good on anyone, sorry
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she seriously has the cutest boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my God i would want half of david's chromosomes for my children...
he seriously is so hot. it really isnt funny. and im totally serious. lucky batchhhhhhhhhh
Wow, that was some ears..
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on September 5, 2008 - 12:19pm.
CUPCAKE TIMES FOR EVERYONE!!!!
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You are a CUPCAKE tease is what you are. Can I have the chocolate mint one?
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!