Friday, September 5th 2008
Attack Of The Clones
Thanks to reader Daisy who pointed out to me that Cindy McCain sort of looks like my favorite actress Shane Ross. Shane is best known for her thrilling portrayal of Marie (aka snobby salesperson #2) in "Pretty Woman."
If I ever run into Cindy in the back alley of a pharmacy, I'm going to ask her if she's got any Percocet on her. Then I'm going to ask her if she knows a good cookie recipe. Finally, I'm going to ask her how much her outfit costs. You know she would look at me with those steel eyes and respond: "It's verrrrry expensive." And she wouldn't be lying.
Reader Jessica thinks Cindy looks more like April from "Big Brother 10." You be the judge and jury.
Cindy is tranny-licious.
McCain got just what he deserved.
P.S.- John McCain is 72 years old- I guess that explains why he never turns his head.
I'm not surprised. There's probably a gazillion other femmebot wannabies out there who look completely identical and she's just one of the pack.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 6, 2008 - 10:29pm.
Canadia here I come!
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LOL! - You know? I do think we party more when we got a French guy in office. We need a good French guy *sigh*,...come help us find one!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Canadia here I come!
O yeah! And he smacked some dude down Akon-style too!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
PS. Trust me - he said "Zerba".
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by joe shmoe on September 6, 2008 - 8:51am.
Our biggest cause célèbre in Cdn politics was when Belinda Stronach crossed the floor to join the Liberals and at the same time dumped her Conservative boyfriend...
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No, no - it was when Jean Chretien (then Prime Minister) would speak!
From Wikiquotes:
* "It's like the story of the Hippo and the Zerba. That Hippo, he paint the stripe on him to look like the Zerba. But at the end of that day he still a Hippo."
o In response to the Canadian Alliance, and Progressive Conservatives creating one party.
* "I don't know what is marijuana. Perhaps I will try it when it will no longer be criminal. I will have my money for my fine and a joint in the other hand,"
o A quote made jokingly in an interview with the Winnipeg Free Press.
* "For me, pepper, I put it on my plate."
o about pepper spray against APEC protestors
Altho, they left out the "heheheh!" off the end of that last one.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Bitch looks like the Crypt Keeper if you ask me...
Cindy is ick but Todd Palin is pretty cute actually
i thought she was the fairy prince from hellboy 2. she looks science fictiony.
Anon73.. won't for long
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on September 6, 2008 - 7:52am.
Says my friend in Australia:
http://media.tumblr.com/PBKbqCsksdipxu8eX6bTLAOA_500.jpg
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Thank you so much. I needed that.
Obama/Biden '08
Says my friend in Australia:
http://media.tumblr.com/PBKbqCsksdipxu8eX6bTLAOA_500.jpg
Pontius Pilate was the Roman governor of Judaea from 26 CE to 36 CE; in this capacity, he was responsible for the execution of Jesus of Nazareth.
Jesus was a sort of community organizer
sarah palin is a retard
Submitted by Mr. President on September 6, 2008 - 9:12am
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Well Mr Prez I say you should incite the weary masses to rise up and lead them to put an end to drooping diamonds and plastic people in US politics. You survived Ponderosa. That could be your "war story". I have a million more ideas where that gem came from *chuckle*
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSyOCx6ZXfM&feature=related
Joe, I've got nothing against plastic faces, drooping diamonds and pregnant teens, I'd just prefer if they stayed in Hollywood and out of politics.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on September 6, 2008 - 8:43am
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*stunned face* shit. We are? hahahha jokin'
But even our sleazy politicians, such as Steven *I'm a big dickhead* Harper are not as interesting as yours in the States. No millionaire wives with plastic faces, dripping diamonds, no pregnant teenage daughters; Our biggest cause célèbre in Cdn politics was when Belinda Stronach crossed the floor to join the Liberals and at the same time dumped her Conservative boyfriend...Hey! wake up! Mr Prez, you're snoring!
Now back to watching soap ope...er I mean the American elections
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSyOCx6ZXfM&feature=related
Joe, I hear you guys are having an election too. In October! You certainly have the right idea with the short election campaigns. Hell, ours has been going on for two years.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Yeeha! I *love* American presidential elections. Canadians ones are *sooo* serious. *stocking up on popcorn*.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSyOCx6ZXfM&feature=related
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Cindy is the one driving John into running for president
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i doubt it was his idea
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McHomewrecker looks more like Tale from the Crip mascot.
$300,000 for that get up, when the people they claim to represent the most are struggling.
stone her.
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Skeletor with a wig.
I think she looks like Kim Zimmer from olden times.
How long before Cindi "Cash Cougar" Mccain teaches Levi the ins and outs of cunnilingus?
I'm betting about 2 minutes.
Cindy looks like the velociraptor from Jurassic Park. http://downwiththeinternet.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/velociraptor.jpg
Same eyebrows, eyes with reptile slitted pupil, and the mouth.
Too scary.
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She must be doubling her vicodin just thinking that she has to associate with that redneck bitch/ moose hunter.I mean, come on! I hope these two bitches will piss each other off real soon. I can already see Palin grabbing her gun
I can't stand this woman. And her $300K outfit with most of the expense being with the 2 karat diamond earrings costing something like $280K is just completely offensive. She didn't look good. She looked like a fake, old blonde bag. I wish someone would mug her and drag her off in a bag. If she becomes first lady, I think someone will definitely shoot her in the first week.
She looks like a bitchy bitch that wouldn't wanna tangle with me;p
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
I bet Sarah could make her a homemade fur coat.
cindy seems nice enough, even though she wore $300,000 worth of clothes and jewelry at the rnc klanfest while her old fart husband thinks obama is an elitist...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
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she's terrifyingly looking
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mummified is what comes to mind
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she makes a great caricature
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She's a woman Smithers....
I think she looks great.
How OLD is this woman???
"Bitch" is the only word that comes to mind.
And that airhead daughter!! For that reason alone I wouldn't vote for him! Anyone who can raise such a stupid, spoiled brat does not deserve to be pres!
Why do republicians look down on community workers? Afraid to see the little guy do good?
Cindy McCain isn't running for president, her fogie husband is. Michelle Obama would probably be just as generous if she was as rich.
It's common knowledge that Cindy has a foundation for humanitarian efforts for children. She also has a Master's in teaching special ed kids, which she did in Arizona.
She didn't have to do any of that - she could have just had a good time with all the money her parents made.
What has Michelle Obama done for anyone other than herself? Oh, that's right - she quit her law firm job to work in the community. For a $300,000 salary. What a sacrifice she made.
Cindy's hot.
That is all.
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The lines between sex and society are so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
http://cynicsparty.com/2008/06/18/are-cryptkeeper-cindy-mccain-twins-or-...
more like the crpyt keeper...
I don't care about her stupid expensive mustard-yelolow designer expensive dress - I'll mug that plastic bitch in a piping hot second for the pill-tastic treasures she doubtless has in that veeeeerry expensive purse of hers!
"Just hand over the Percocet, lady, and no one gets hurt. Thhaaat's it, nice and slow. And that oxycontin, too, and those Xanax - come on, hurry it up!"
*Snatch!! RUN!! *
That's how MY meeting with Ms. McCain would transpire, anyway. Fuck the jewelry, gimme the drugs! O.K., give me the jewelry, too, I suppose.
Oh look. Trigger Hicks cloned himself. How cute.
I'd post a photo of what you most likely resemble, but I don't think MK would appreciate links to feces on here.
How about you join the 21st century w. the rest of us and get over your antiquated, IGNORANT views?
Are you sure she's not really the Crypt Keeper after being in "hair and makeup" for 3 hours? That's who I always see when her image is shown. It's all a disguise, I just know it - She creeps me out!
Submitted by indiansfred on September 5, 2008 - 5:20pm.
And when I see Michelle Obama I can't help but think of Planet of the Apes. Just being Fair *and* Balanced! What is with her jutting lower jaw. Look at her from the side.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/30987516@N00/1314914515/
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well, there you have hard evidence on evolution and none of that shit pitt bull preaches...
And when I see Michelle Obama I can't help but think of Planet of the Apes. Just being Fair *and* Balanced! What is with her jutting lower jaw. Look at her from the side.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/30987516@N00/1314914515/
"never trust a woman with no upper lip"-my grandma said once. enough said.
She's a vulgarian, period.
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."
Oscar Wilde
I think even some of the most gung ho republicans are ho hum these days, especially those that have come back from Iraq with stories of Haliburton moving in to start the drilling. Them, and the people here who were always broke with the tax cuts for the rich, and the anti-Bush propaganda that's been floating around these past few years, hopefully there are a lot of people who are gonna vote against GOP
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
FritoDorito on September 5, 2008 - 4:41pm
After watching both sides, it has boiled down to who is less scary, the GOP is scarier than Morning Wino breath.
I liked Obama and he makes his Kool Aid with real sugar and Vodka.
...aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...