Friday, September 5th 2008
Attack Of The Clones
Thanks to reader Daisy who pointed out to me that Cindy McCain sort of looks like my favorite actress Shane Ross. Shane is best known for her thrilling portrayal of Marie (aka snobby salesperson #2) in "Pretty Woman."
If I ever run into Cindy in the back alley of a pharmacy, I'm going to ask her if she's got any Percocet on her. Then I'm going to ask her if she knows a good cookie recipe. Finally, I'm going to ask her how much her outfit costs. You know she would look at me with those steel eyes and respond: "It's verrrrry expensive." And she wouldn't be lying.
Reader Jessica thinks Cindy looks more like April from "Big Brother 10." You be the judge and jury.
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Frito Dorito ~ ditto!
McSame had his chance. He's been in Washington for 26 years. WTF has he done? NADA.
Oh, and Sara Appalling scares the crap out of me. She's Karl Rove & Dick Cheney with a cooter.
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and granny McCain
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What a beauty
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Hey, why is Palin taking her baby out every night to the RNC.
I think that is abusive and inhumane
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she's certainly PRO-LIFE, her Life
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this lady is total class
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this is what is going to represent us globally, on the world stage
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those beautiful dresses will only get brighter and bigger and more beautiful
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Vicodin Cindy
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in full splendor
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SHE'S GOT METHFACE
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Must...slap...April's...face.
Bitch wore high heals and daisy dukes...she should not be allowed to live.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on September 5, 2008 - 2:36pm.
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I'm sick of this whole "rich get richer" crap, and it really infuriates me that McCain wants to continue the war in Iraq. We shouldn't have gone there in the first place. We need to focus on the countries that are actually a threat to us, like Afghanistan and Iran. I love what Obama said last week "McCain said that he would follow Osama Bin Laden to the gates of hell, but he won't he won't even follow him to the hole where he lives" that is so true. Obama has completely won me over.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Frito Dorito ~ right on!
I'm voting for the Dems. I want to save what little civil liberties we still have left.
OFF TOPIC: Media is investigating why Sara Appalling attended 5 colleges in 6 years. Kinda suspicious....bad grades? kicked out for partying? plagarism?
More to come...
LoLo on September 5, 2008 - 4:26pm
WOOT TOOT TIMES!!!
Welcome back LoLo....Boswalla Times Now!!!
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...aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
_Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 5, 2008 - 4:25pm.
Bradiful you hot slut of the day!
I can tell by the style of photography you choose that it was you! Thats fucking awesome!
HA HA HA!
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Rigamia on September 5, 2008 - 4:05pm
OMG! Their poor "adopted" Bridgette, I felt sorry for her.
...aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by Stock Broker on September 5, 2008 - 2:19pm.
Cindy McVicodin reminds me of a stuck up & doped out socialite who has WAAAAAY too much time on her hands
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One more reason why she and her dickhead husband shouldn't be in the White House.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Trigger Hicks, you are a fucking racist moron. Post your pic asshole. Obama, a BLACK man is going to be our next president, NOT old fart McWar. Get used to it you redneck piece of white trash.
Snowpiece ~ no, I haven't seen that yet.
Cindy McVicodin reminds me of a stuck up & doped out socialite who has WAAAAAY too much time on her hands.
I laughed when she said, "my tireless charity efforts, bla, bla" during her speech. What a load of steaming crap.
Her idea of charity is writing out a check to "Save The Polo Club".
Submitted by peaches on September 5, 2008 - 2:07pm.
OMG. Please. I can't stand Angie's self-grandeur, but I don't hate her enough to think she's like this bitch. Did you all see her "speech". It was so GD fake I almost vomitted. When she said, "You can trust John", she looked like the wicked witch trying to coax Snow White into biting the poisoned mapple.
Stock: Immabout to bust her in her lips.
Have you seen the new Nyer with the MCSAMES on the cover?
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Dlisted Ladies....it has been reported that the outfit "Vicodin Cindy" wore cost $300k.
http://www.usnews.com/blogs/robert-schlesinger/2008/09/04/cindy-mccains-...
Looks like a coked-out ho I saw in front of Wal-Mart today.
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You work on commission, right? Big mistake. Big, HUGE. I have to go shopping now.
Sorry, I couldn't help myself. I hear a reference to Shane Ross and I just have to contribute.
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She looks more like crazy youtube divorce lady to me.
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Did I leave the gas on? No! No, I'm a fuckin' squirrel!
Her popped collar thingy is an homage to The Flying Nun.
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on September 5, 2008 - 1:28pm.
The Michelle O. = chimp remark sounds borderline racist.
Oh, I think the border's been crossed.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Linda Evans from Dynasty. oy.
"Submitted by roxie on September 5, 2008 - 2:23pm.
I read Cindy's outfit was $300,000"
Yeah, it was. There is an amusing little blurb over on crooksandliars.com about Cindy's outfit -
"Those Democratic Elitists?
Cindy McCain(’s first night of Republican National Convention outfit)
Oscar de la Renta dress: $3,000
Chanel J12 White Ceramic Watch: $4,500
Three-carat diamond earrings: $280,000
Four-strand pearl necklace: $11,000-$25,000
Shoes, designer unknown: $600
Total: Between $299,100 and $313,100
Wow. That’s about 60 times the health care credit McCain proposes to give families for a year. And according to Huffington Post, George W. Bush helped cover the expense: According to an analysis by the Center for American Progress Action Fund, the McCains have received $313,413 thanks to George Bush’s tax cut.
If John McCain were President, she might have been able to add a bracelet to the ensemble. According to the same study under McCain proposed tax cuts they would have received tax breaks of $367,788. "
The Michelle O. = chimp remark sounds borderline racist.
And Cindy? Classy? What's classy about having an affair w. a married man?
She also looks like the little girl from the Poltergeist...didn't she die?
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Submitted by Voice of Reason on September 5, 2008 - 1:02pm.
Think she's had some work done?
http://www.makemeheal.com/news/images/cindy-mccain-plastic-surgery1.jpg
DAMN! That shit was scary!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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I read Cindy's outfit was $300,000
Agreed on the Tricia Walsh- Smith comparison. You should totally post a pic of the two crazy eyes!
Does Alaska get a lot of Russian Imigrant wash-ups, like Florida gets the Cubans? Just a random thought I had.
I would be money that at least Cindy's teeth are fake. But I'm stingy.
You all know if they win, Cindy will take Sarah Palin for a Washington DC appropriate makeover. hahah
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It's actually kind of eerie how much Cindy McCain has in common w/ St angelina:
both had drug problems
the charity work
and Cindy Met and Fell in love w/McCain while he was still married to his first wife, though Cindy wasn't this black widow about it like Angelina did w/ Brad and Jen. Cindy met and Fell in Love with John like a normal person does, and he and his first wife were already splitting up I think. This is more a case where you don't blame the other woman. I don't think cindy pursued John like a she-wolf huntress, like Angelina did to Brad!lol! But seriously the similarities between Cindy and St Angelina are kinda wierd, though Cindy has the sincerity element Angelina seems to lack!
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Cindy looks like the damn Cryptkeeper to me. I think it's the white wispy hair and the frozen face and weird eyeballs.
Cindy McBotox will bring "class" to the White House??? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Think she's had some work done?
http://www.makemeheal.com/news/images/cindy-mccain-plastic-surgery1.jpg
Submitted by Oxygen on September 5, 2008 - 1:40pm.
God is in his holy Tem ple...
OMG! I was watching the Convention with the video of cindy doing the charity work, and of course the first person who pops into my head is St Angelina, wich totally sucks!! Here we have a woman (Cindy) who is absolutly authentic in this charity work, and I think of Angelina, who does it for show!!
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Agreed about reptile McCain. Can't hate on Laura Bush though. Any positive feelings I can muster about GW are a direct result of her. She is humble, well spoken and IMO, classy.
The more important issue is that Robin McGraw (Dr. Phil's wife) looks exactly like the Beast from the 80's Beauty and the Beast live action TV series.
I'm not sure why people are just now noticing how creepy this woman looks...Laura Bush too. Its like beyond Stepford wife and into reptile territory
Yes there was a point during Cindy's speech when she was with Laura Bush where the screen turned all psychedelic and the first thing that came to my mind was that song by Jefferson Airplane "White Rabbit" . Ha what a junkie. She's so very Sharon Tate in "Valley of the Dolls
I came into this world to live out-loud
Submitted by Trigger Hicks on September 5, 2008 - 12:48pm.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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April all the way....
Shane Ross is a babe :)
Submitted by Avon Lady on September 5, 2008 - 10:47am.
Her background is actually extremely impressive and full of charity work and a loving, giving heart...but far be it for anyone here to discuss that!
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I'll be the first to admit that I'm totally superficial on this topic.
We have been discussing the potential First Lady's looks and grooming since Jackie Kennedy.
It's fun and rather harmless. Isn't that what dlisted is for: harmless, snide fun?
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Her background is actually extremely impressive and full of charity work and a loving, giving heart...but far be it for anyone here to discuss that!
I remember months ago here on DListed we all discussed the perils of getting addicted to pain killers, and there were many CONFESSIONS that day...Cindy is a human who got addicted to them too, after back surgery.
Granted, she is filthy rich, but she is also a philanthropist.
she looks like the creepy old man in Poltergeist
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Cindy McCain has been having an affair for years back in Arizona.
uh yes... "they" all look alike.
Um ... shame on you MK, your politics are showing.
I'm thinking..."Riff Raff" from Rocky Horror.
Mind you, if I had to wake up next to John McCain every morning, I'd likely look a lot worse for wear.
She totally got the makeover because of "Tim Gunn". He said she looks like she had a bucktape facelift.