Friday, September 5th 2008
Attack Of The Clones
Thanks to reader Daisy who pointed out to me that Cindy McCain sort of looks like my favorite actress Shane Ross. Shane is best known for her thrilling portrayal of Marie (aka snobby salesperson #2) in "Pretty Woman."
If I ever run into Cindy in the back alley of a pharmacy, I'm going to ask her if she's got any Percocet on her. Then I'm going to ask her if she knows a good cookie recipe. Finally, I'm going to ask her how much her outfit costs. You know she would look at me with those steel eyes and respond: "It's verrrrry expensive." And she wouldn't be lying.
Reader Jessica thinks Cindy looks more like April from "Big Brother 10." You be the judge and jury.
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Cindy McCain is so fucking creepy, there are no words for it.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on September 5, 2008 - 9:57am.
I am also starting to think that all rich white women look alike.
There must be some primal need upon coming into a lot of money to die your hair blonder than blond and pull it as tight as you can into a bun. And yet movie stars tend to go the orange tan/implants/trout pout route.
Maybe a tight bun causes their eyebrows to lift like a mini face lift.
Weird seeing that mccain woman dressed like that - it's like a overpriced imported clothing store vomited on her. and waaaaaay too much jewelery. odd.
She also looks like the youtube divorce lady - the one with the crazy eyes.
I think she looks like that crazy chick who keeps making the youtube videos about being dumped by her big wig husband. I can't remember her name, she has the same hair and the crazy eyes!
She only WISHES she looked like Shane.
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high maintenance???????
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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not Crazy Cindy
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why does she wear those hideous dresses?
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day after day after day
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Cindy give it a rest
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for your own sake
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they're really fucking ugly
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She has to sleep with a guy almost 20 years her senior. I would be on pills too.
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is it just me or is Palin sporting a modified Amy Wino crackhive?
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Every time I see her vapid face, I remember her saying how Palin is qualified in international affairs because Alaska is SO close to Russia. BWAHAHAHA!
This is Parisite in ten years, Horsey Montag in about fifteen, if they're lucky. And that's not saying much.
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I know of someone who has a big job in the GOP reelection and has to work with her frequently and says she's a bitch on wheels. Very high maintenance.
OMG I'm obsessed with her.
I'd never actually seen her other than in photos before, but there was a bit of her speech show on the BBC parliament channel earlier.. and usually it's a channel I'd just skip past.. but she transfixed me. She's like a parody of a person.. her face aside from her eyes was completely immobile. I just sat there giggling while she spouted crap and looked like she was made of ice.
I think she looks like Seka the porn star from the 70s.
My sister says that Cindy McCain looks "very Southern", like one of those proper Southern belles who went to charm school and wear gloves and whose purses always match their shoes. I guess Arizona's "The South", in a way.
Gotta love Michelle Obama, though. I didn't notice until the convention, but she's got quite a bit of junk in the trunk.
Submitted by MO2 on September 5, 2008 - 9:52am.
Does anyone else see the resemblance to Trisha Walsh Smith? Especially in the second pic. http://images.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://assets.236.com/images/photo...
Maybe all rich white women look alike?
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She also resembles the Crazy Minister's Wife: Victoria Osteen.
See the dlisted article: The Pastor's Wife Vindicated! (filed under Crazy)
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no. she looks like crazy eyes AKA tricia walsh smith.
tough call.
i'm going to say she looks most like a back-stabbing, husband-stealing gold digging bottle-blonde.
Does anyone else see the resemblance to Trisha Walsh Smith? Especially in the second pic. http://images.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://assets.236.com/images/photo...
Maybe all rich white women look alike?
You think SHE has steely eyes? What about Michelle O? Like twin chips of hard coal, those eyes! Cindy needs a Rachel Zoe makeover maybe. Starting with that hair...what was up with that hairdo last nite? Or, non-hairdo?
Ooohhhhh, she definitely looks like April! She even has April's fivehead. Damn. Now I'm picturing Cindy screwing around with Ollie on live feeds. This isn't good.
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Team Renny!
"Then I'm going to ask her if she knows a good cookie recipe. "
LOL!
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All three of them look the same to me.
But what do I know? I live in Canada.
o.O o look at the birdiez..I want birdiez on a stick
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"I still think we should find a way to let Brangelina know that there are people out here who love them and want to wish them all the best… I wanna write a poem like some other people did but I’m not that smart. "
That Cindy person looks positively creepy -- the hair, the eyes, the frozen face... But she's got the gazillions to back up her husband's campaign.
freakin hysterical.
MK, you are a true gem♥
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They sure look the same...
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Cindy looks like one of the hos who auditioned to be one of Hef's honeys ... and lost.
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Don't know who she looks more like. Either way, it's unfortunate.
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