The Best Of Friends
Lily Allen and Elton John had a little kitten fight (clip above) at the GQ Awards in London the other night. The fight looks about as real as Elton's hair. Lily still felt the need to defend herself on MySpace. She said she's very good friends with Elton and the media is just raining on her champagne parade. Here's some of the shit she wrote.
Hi , now it's all died down i'm saying my side of what I can't believe is considered to be a story. Elton john and I are friends. I was honoured when Elton asked me to present the GQ awards with him this year in association with Elton's AIDS foundation. Not only was it for a good cause but who would say no to Elton.I'm not defending my drunkeness because i don't need to, i'm 23 it was an awards ceremony i drank the free champagne, how awful of me. Trying to create a feud on the other hand, and trying to make me out as being some rude little girl with a drink problem is just unfair, Elton and I exchanged jokes and there were no hard feelings at all, infact neither of us gave it a second thought. It's sad that an evening enjoyed by all had to ruined by some bitter journos again.This isn't meant to be a place for me to respond to journalists, but I am very grateful I have this page, if i didn't then i would have absolutely no voice when it comes to this stuff.
All these showbiz journalists are just bullies when it comes down to it. I have felt really very bullied this week.I realise that when i first started this job I slagged a few people off when I probably shouldn't have and I have been opinionated about some things, but i haven't said a bad word about anyone for a long time, even when I have wanted to, even when people have tried to start feuds and said horrible things about me when they'd never even met me, when they'd based an opinion on me because of something they'd read. It's hurtful, but it's fine if you want to print a picture of me and say how awful I look, how much weight i've put on or how terrible my choice of clothes were that day. In my opinion it's still a form of bullying and if anyone spoke to any of my friends like that to their faces i'd want to kill them. But character assasination is another thing it's just not needed.
She ends her post by telling all the photographers outside her house to "fuck off," because she's not coming out anytime soon. That's her hangover typing. Yes, she's 23 and can drink as much as she wants, but the bitch was doing a job. If I showed up wasted to my job every morn ------ bad example. The point is she needs to stop moaning, because she's starting to sound like a bitter, constipated grouch. Basically, she's sounding like me and that's not a compliment.
Lily, have another glass of champagne, but mix it with peach juice this time. That shit will sweeten you up and make you smile.
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Well Lily - I HAVE met you, and you were a complete bitch. So there.
She deserved a swift kick in the ass, but instead got some choice smarting words from the The Grand Ol' Queen Miss Elton John. She should be honored!
Your face!
yeah, elton prolly is a "mean ole queen", but bitch deserves every second of his reign! lilly allen deserves maybe two seconds, and sorry honey, you did come off as a "rude little girl with a drink" and i cringed for you and was slightly embarrased. don't go up against a titan, that being said cue "benny and the jets".
I've heard this drunk sing twice, and she reaallly sucked.
Just another obnoxious dirty addicted brit celeb slag. They bore me.
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The bitch has balls,love it!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
"there were no hard feelings at all, infact neither of us gave it a second thought."
Yeah right. This is one bitch who won't be lent the villa in St Tropez to recuperate away from the paparazzi when she gets out of rehab.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 5, 2008 - 9:10pm.
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23 and like this poor thing.
She'd acted just like Christopher Hitchens right there, though she clearly lacks his intellectual prowess. That being said, it's obvious to me that Lil and Elton are only joking around with eachother.
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."
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yeah well said MK, that's what i thought reading it- she's 23 and can drink and act like an arse-hole, but when you're 23 getting paid to do a major cool job with a major famous singer, and other major famers, just don't ACT like a drunk little snotty girl and people won't accuse you of being one.
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Wikipedia
'Chav' is a mainly derogatory slang term in the UK for a person whose lifestyle, clothing (especially if fake/counterfeit), speech and mannerisms are perceived to be common, proletarian and vulgar. The term 'chav' is often used as a stereotype to refer to poorly educated, aggressive working-class youths, but youth and aggression are not the defining attributes of a 'chav'.
IMO, what defines the Chav is that they all wish they were born somewhere, anywhere, in the United States of America. That's why the Queen Angie poster was banned. Under it would've been yet another place for Chavs to gather and multiply.
Memo to Lily Allen ~ tell it to someone who cares.
gawd. i saw how long that was and clicked out.
Too sup with the Devil, thy need a long spoon.
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Cry me a river you drunk bitch!
I have tasted one sip of wine in my whole life, and it's not that hard to stay away, seing all dumb drunken sluts out there. It tasted disgusting, so I desided not to try again.
I will turn 41 next month, and I am not religious or crazy in other ways. My husband drinks beer sometimes.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on September 5, 2008 - 3:00pm.
Agreed. She started the movement.
Submitted by Red on September 5, 2008 - 11:50am.
CHAV WAG: see Victoria "Post Spice" Beckham. She is the epitome of this species.
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Sad.
putting the sensual into non-consensual.
TITS - a WAG (wives and girlfriends) is a footballers wife or girlfriend. And most of them are chavs.
Chavs are (rich) white trash who wear their labels on their sleeves - literally. All designer logos must be seen, and the price tags advertised. Chavs love the Burberry nova check, D&G, LV... If we had trailer parks, that's where they'd have grown up.
Lily having a diva-fight with Sir Elton is like trying to take down Godzilla with a spit-wad. After all, this is the queen who took Tina Turner down a few pegs with missing a beat.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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The only song of hers that I ever heard was that "smile" one, which played for a couple of weeks or so over a year ago. Why is she still considered relevant? Has she done anything else except drink too much and insult people?
At first...when i see you cry....It makes me smile...yeah it makes me smile. At first...I'll be down for awhile...and then i just smile...i go ahead and smile. :D
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No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you, and call your door-opening request a silly thing. You tiny-brained, wipers of other people's bottoms!
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What's more shocking is the reply about snorting her under the table that Elton said. THAT was a bit much to say in front of everyone.
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No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you, and call your door-opening request a silly thing. You tiny-brained, wipers of other people's bottoms!
I like her immensely...:P and I knew she was pretty good friends with Elton so this little row the public thought was awful didnt shock me one bit. It was shocking only because she did it in front of everyone....her drinking IS a bit out of control and she uses her youth as an excuse, which is lame. Still...I like her music and she seems pretty cool to me. I dont care what yall say. pffft! :P
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No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you, and call your door-opening request a silly thing. You tiny-brained, wipers of other people's bottoms!
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 5, 2008 - 11:22am.
purrrrr
I'd only post something that arcane here as I know everyone is very intelligent in addition to being gorgeous delicate flowers.
TITS - if it were Shitney, it may be entertaining. LOL.
Lines of coke on the podeum...bwahahahhahaa!
Pernicious can you PLEASE PLEASE define what a chav is for me? I think it's just rich white trash, but not too sure.
And what's a 'wag'(?)
Submitted by TITS on September 5, 2008 - 1:17pm.
That was funny!
On topic: Is it just me, or is it somehow worse that this was a fundraiser & she was there as a guest? Seems awfully damned disrespectful to me.
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Submitted by M.E. on September 5, 2008 - 11:13am.
She is an inexcusable drunk. Pouring a glass of champagne while on tv, hosting?
Disgusting.
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Oh dog, no! Not disgusting at all.
Think about it for a second. Picture britney at the vmas with easy access to a bottle of champagne while opening the show (or whatever she's doing).
This is high quality entertainment.
They should put lines of coke on the podium for the winners.
Why does she keep on saying that they don't usually do this. Getting wasted and talking shit is ALL she does.
Lily Allen, true champion of the chavs.
she needs to take up heiron so she can OD and die.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 5, 2008 - 11:07am.
TITS: Just curious, where are you from?
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It's not where you're from, it's where you're going that counts.
Pass me that handbasket will ya?
Meh. This drunktard should own it and shut the fuck up. It doesn't matter if she's 23 or 55, the point is, she was supposed to do a job and she blew it thanks to her incompetence. Keep your drinks to a minimum, idiot.
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Its staged. Just like the fisticuffs she had a couple weeks ago lol
Submitted by Salem13 on September 5, 2008 - 11:09am.
LOL! I remember when she called out Radiohead for basically giving their music away,
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If you're referring to that time she was on the big fat quiz of the year? Did you see her face go all petulant when the host told her that radiohead made more money that way than they ever had before?
it was priceless. lily spits the dummy! if she'd been drunk she would have thrown a tantrum.
LOL angel. Maybe you can submit this to Dr. 90210 and they can do an entire season devoted to Rumer. lolololol
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She is an inexcusable drunk. Pouring a glass of champagne while on tv, hosting?
Disgusting.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on September 5, 2008 - 2:10pm.
I LOVE it angel. I am convinced that with her mommy's money, she can actually be pretty.
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Yeah. Like, ALL of it. lol
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You did a great job on it. Even her hair looks cute.
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I LOVE it angel. I am convinced that with her mommy's money, she can actually be pretty.
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Submitted by snowpiece on September 5, 2008 - 2:05pm.
angel: maybe, I don't know, it was something about the way he annunciated (sp?)"I could snort you under the table" that sounded really staged...
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Mebbe he ran outta wit. I've seen him do that before. He is a stoner, after all;p
But it's true - that kinda stuff is staged all the time. Maybe she asked him beforehand: Can I get good and drunk up there?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
LOL! I remember when she called out Radiohead for basically giving their music away, talk about a lost battle. Ugh I used to tolerate her but now she just needs to go away.
She always justifies her excessive drinking by saying she's so young and just having fun. Wonder what excuse she'll use in ten years?
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THANK YOU! I was sitting here thinking: DAYUM bitches say SOMETHING! Tell me what to fix!
I, personally, think she looks pretty good. I'd like to work on making her look a *little* less like painting but seriously - everything - her nose, her eyes, her chin, her hair, her lips - everything except her eyebrows; they were perfect.
lol
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
TITS: Just curious, where are you from?
& she is popular why again? I'm surprised, after her behavior at the last awards show she attended, Elton used her.
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parissucksliterally on September 5, 2008 - 1:58pm
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