The Best Of Friends
Lily Allen and Elton John had a little kitten fight (clip above) at the GQ Awards in London the other night. The fight looks about as real as Elton's hair. Lily still felt the need to defend herself on MySpace. She said she's very good friends with Elton and the media is just raining on her champagne parade. Here's some of the shit she wrote.
Hi , now it's all died down i'm saying my side of what I can't believe is considered to be a story. Elton john and I are friends. I was honoured when Elton asked me to present the GQ awards with him this year in association with Elton's AIDS foundation. Not only was it for a good cause but who would say no to Elton.I'm not defending my drunkeness because i don't need to, i'm 23 it was an awards ceremony i drank the free champagne, how awful of me. Trying to create a feud on the other hand, and trying to make me out as being some rude little girl with a drink problem is just unfair, Elton and I exchanged jokes and there were no hard feelings at all, infact neither of us gave it a second thought. It's sad that an evening enjoyed by all had to ruined by some bitter journos again.This isn't meant to be a place for me to respond to journalists, but I am very grateful I have this page, if i didn't then i would have absolutely no voice when it comes to this stuff.
All these showbiz journalists are just bullies when it comes down to it. I have felt really very bullied this week.I realise that when i first started this job I slagged a few people off when I probably shouldn't have and I have been opinionated about some things, but i haven't said a bad word about anyone for a long time, even when I have wanted to, even when people have tried to start feuds and said horrible things about me when they'd never even met me, when they'd based an opinion on me because of something they'd read. It's hurtful, but it's fine if you want to print a picture of me and say how awful I look, how much weight i've put on or how terrible my choice of clothes were that day. In my opinion it's still a form of bullying and if anyone spoke to any of my friends like that to their faces i'd want to kill them. But character assasination is another thing it's just not needed.
She ends her post by telling all the photographers outside her house to "fuck off," because she's not coming out anytime soon. That's her hangover typing. Yes, she's 23 and can drink as much as she wants, but the bitch was doing a job. If I showed up wasted to my job every morn ------ bad example. The point is she needs to stop moaning, because she's starting to sound like a bitter, constipated grouch. Basically, she's sounding like me and that's not a compliment.
Lily, have another glass of champagne, but mix it with peach juice this time. That shit will sweeten you up and make you smile.
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angel: maybe, I don't know, it was something about the way he annunciated (sp?)"I could snort you under the table" that sounded really staged...
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by snowpiece on September 5, 2008 - 1:59pm.
that fight was sooo fake!
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I think Elton just thinks it's funny.
And it is funny. I'm that girl - I know where he's coming from. I used to party like a sumbitch and now I realize how stupid it looks (and the other shit that comes with it) and when I see kids (lol I used to walk my dog through the club district on Saturday nights - not every weekend! i go out too!) just for the entertainment value.) partying up like a bunch a sloshy stoners.
He looks to me like: Fuck off, huh? I'll talk to you about that when your sober and see how you feel about it then.
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that fight was sooo fake!****************************1/20/09
"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Bradiful, HAHA
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Cause what you give to me, no one knows
-Queens of The Stone Age
Drink up Lily, your 15 minutes is just about up!
She's a clever girl, but she's frightfully stupid. She has no life skills or experience - not to mention NO education.
Reminds me of this spoiled young australian twit I had to work with once. She truly thought everyone around her (at WORK) would be interested in hearing the minutia of her every thought. Like the time she told us all how she needs to stop biting her nails, but she didn't really bite her nails as such, more the skin around her nails. Thankfully she quit befor her wedding planning got into full swing.
I'd like to see Lily dropped on a ice flow for a month with a parka and a knife.
Or better yet - make these young stars go to university and do homework. Be a good reality show. I'd even watch it.
Well if it's not in all CAPS and done on a MAC BOOK AIR I just can't believe any of it.
*hmmph, crosses arms*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Frog face probably woke up with a hangover and a pink pony head in her bed courtesy of Sir Elton. The Don of the Gay Mafia is not to be fucked with.
"Ummm"... is not an answer!" Judge Judy
Thats all Lily ever does. Gets on her blog and whines about how unfair she is treated. Or she bashes some other celebrity for whatever they are doing. Shes just jealous because her relevancy and talent is pretty marginal. Thats why I believed that the argument happened. She often attacks giants on the high calliber of Elton John or at one point Radiohead.
Yes, shes 23 and can drink all she wants. I just wish she would shut the fuck up.