Monday, September 8th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 5th!!!
No, sorry, Ms. Ronson, no matter how much we magnify, we do not detect any trace of a penis. You are, in fact, a female. We are as shocked as you are. - waywhiteboyj
Runners-up:
I thought this test was for the eye that sees, not the one that pees. - PlayaSaya
Here at the Scientology institute, first we take your mind, then we take your balls - themoreyoucryth...
Thanks Brooke
lol...funny ones
congrats
Congrats winnahs!
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
We are reading a lot of fake news these days. Did you remember the news about Britney's pregnancy, Lindsay's joining on the famous rich men seeking affairs """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""? Is this news true or not? who knows...
Congrats winners!!! :D
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The long hot summer just passed me by.
Congratulations weiners! LMAO waywhiteboyj! Very funnay.
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Submitted by missy on July 24, 2008 - 9:47am.
I officially deem this day to be: What The Fuck Is Wrong With People Day
When Tom Cruise was told that R2D2 was giving free blowjobs, he just couldn't resist the temptation.
Tom Cruise and John Travolta are practicing the daily probings Xenu will perform upon his arrival.
Scientists in Geneva are getting ready to test the Large Hardon Collider.
britney got tired of doing it herself
No bitch...i shot tupac!
Looks like the sperm bank got tired of cleaning up other peoples baby cream and invented a dick biting machine
No bitch...i shot tupac!
America's Next Top Model decided to go with a robotic theme and they kept it...well, tacky but FIERCE.
America's Next Top Male Model- soon to be shown on fox - on the other hand stole Tyra's robotic theme and mixed it with Shia LeBoeuf's best friend: the blow job machine. Well, the producers certainly have spunk.
A pencil sharpener for pencil dicks.
That's the new Dyson Dickulating Vacuum 3000.
It never loses suction.
I present you the Lorena Bobbit Foundation.
My turn, my turn! I wanna turn on the Paris Hilton emulator!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Homeland Security makes the wait at the airport even more embarrassing.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
Tommy Girl demonstrates how his new penis enlarger should be an essential part of becoming a scientologist.
The Entourage crew goes to the new Wonka PeePee Enlarger Factory.
The Jetson 2008 pubic hair removal device testing lab.
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Despite spending millions of dollars on R & D and after surviving countless screaming tantrums from both of his daughters, Jamie's new Dicklimpinator 5000 is up and running. All males visitors must now run this gauntlet. Adnan has not been seen since his last attempt to visit.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
After Palin confirmed her daughter's pregnancy, Levi learned a harsh lesson about just how intrusive the government can be!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
Oh come on now Hal! Open the pod bay door!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
Man-O-Gram.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
Scientology's new top secret machine to convert Tom's clitoris to a penis has met with limited success so far.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
Tuesday night at Boy George's house.
A routine Scientology check-up.
Dammit, as if men don't complain enough about how long it takes women to go the powder room, along comes this machine to make it even easier for them. One blow and they don't even have to take the time to do the double-shake-it anymore!
The homosexual healing room at The Scientology Celebrity Centre
Since being vetted by John McCain, Sarah Palin is so impressed with the process that she's now using it to find boyfriends for her daughters.
Scott Stapp is disappointed with his new sex tape. He didn't know they have to film it with a special magnifying glass.
Tom Cruise prepares for the final phase of scientology purification.
In the depths of the butt sex dungeon of Xenu's spaceship, John Travolta uses his alien powers to transform into a robot that can suck dick for Tommy girl's fetish fantasies.
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I kept telling my boyfriend that he was just as good as the black guy I dated last!
we all knew asians had small peens, but this is ridiculous!
xoxo
l.danielle
Tired of a complicated life, Denise Richards invents a machine to check potential suckers for tranny infested sperm before she makes her move.
This guys penis was too small for even the Howard Stern show.
Ride the spiral to the end you may just go where no ones been. SPIRAL OUT
Having already conquered the candy industry, Willy Wonka tests out the Everlasting Gobstopper machine on an unsuspecting Oompa Loompa.
"Saving Andy's Dick" The untold story.
The pubic lie detector. You can't deny what the cameras spy.
paris Hilton Eco-friendly Mayonnaise dispenser, $35.
"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
The airport security line if McCain and Palin win.
So this is what Tommy Girl, Will Smith and Becks do when they're tired of fencing.
2019: The Jonas Brothers take a well-deserved post-comeback tour holiday at the Christian Centre for Spiritual Wellbeing.
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"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
(only Viva would appreciate this one - it's a Buffy thing)
"I don't care what anybody tells you, you can dry clean until judgment day but you are living with those stains!"
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Beat me off, Scotty!
Gaytag's new Penis washing machine.
smallest dick in the world; even with a special microscope delivered by NASA, they still couldn't find it...
Tommy girl's secret underground lab.