Friday, September 5th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Tara Reid is looking ni-ni-nic....No, I can't do it. She still looks fug. There, that felt better - Egotastic!
Prince Hot Ginge out with his trick - Lainey Gossip
Xtina working the streets like a true tranny prostitute(site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Tila Tequila titty balls are almost bigger than her own head - Hollywood Tuna
Katy Perry is going to hell - Towleroad
Robert Downey Jr. beating down a barrel of sake - Just Jared
Goodbye, Astroland - Cityrag
Hayden Panatroll will be single soon - IDLYITW
Gwen Stefani is back to her old self - Popsugar
Ty Ty Banks is the top-earning woman on primetime TV. Why haven't I heard her shouting it from the rooftops yet? - Hollywood Rag
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Well as far as astroland goes....
HOW THE FUCK YOU GONNA SHUT DOWN CONEY ISLAND MOTHER FUCKERS!
Snow Piece! You gonna go get one last hot dog down there? Wel that sentence didnt sound right at all did it?
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NOOOO...not Astroland! I knew this was coming, but not this soon!
LCT you need to refresh and look at me....
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
I swear if any of you puts up an avie of corner mouth goo or eye boogers I'm calling you and throwing up through the phone
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Hey , where is iheart?
Submitted by FatMartha on September 5, 2008 - 3:33pm.
*claps hands together under chin, wide-eyed, sparkly look* For MEEEE? I will treasure it forever. *puts it in an old shopping bag and carries it with her everywhere*
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Hahahaha all I can see in my head right now is the crazy dog cloning lady walking around with a bag of shit.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by Clarisse on September 5, 2008 - 3:29pm.
LCT / xxyzx,
You know what grosses me out more than eye boogies???? That white glob of spit that some people collect in the corner of thier mouth when they are talking to you!!!!
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EW OH MY GOD I WASN'T EVEN THINKING ABOUT THOSE I'M GOING TO PUKE
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Clarisse
That is beyond gross! :/
*thinking of gross Avvie change*
_Submitted by Madam Pince on September 5, 2008 - 3:32pm.
OMG what an adorable little baby in your avie!!!!!
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Submitted by christine the hoff on September 5, 2008 - 3:28pm.
OHOHHH I DON'T WANT ANYBODY ELSE, WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU I POO MYSELF!
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Sometimes in our lives we all have farts, we all have coilers, but if we are wise, we know that there's always poo spoilers.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 5, 2008 - 1:54pm.
FatMartha, remember that humdinger of a poo I was telling you about after I had burritos? Well, it took awhile, but I saved it for you.
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*claps hands together under chin, wide-eyed, sparkly look* For MEEEE? I will treasure it forever. *puts it in an old shopping bag and carries it with her everywhere*
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FOUR PAWS, INC. KILLS ANIMALS. BOYCOTT THEIR PRODUCTS.
http://thechaistory.blogspot.com/
Submitted by Clarisse on September 5, 2008 - 3:27pm.
LCT,
I CAN'T!!! I lent my PSILY to some slag at work, you know, sharing the Gerard love, and she has yet to bring it back!!! Two weeks!!!
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Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Ok, how about 300? Or Dear Fake Dad?
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Astroland's closing is CRIMINAL. Joe Sitt is going to hell for pushing this.
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"You don't remember the motorcycle gang? Doing the striptease in front of them at the bar? The iguana? Good God, man. Tell me you remember the iguana!"
Missy
True that! Doggie eye boggers are THE worst
:( I miss my Dog Fred :(
Missy!
I don't mind wiping my rabbits eye boogies, but i won't go near a dogs!!! Ewwwwwwwww!
LCT / xxyzx,
You know what grosses me out more than eye boogies???? That white glob of spit that some people collect in the corner of thier mouth when they are talking to you!!!!
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I like to flag down taxies by lifting my skirt and holding my ass like a baby bump. So I end up having to take the bus A LOT. -Lolo
Still looks like a day shift hooker (Reid)
@carrottop
OHOHHH I DON'T WANT ANYBODY ELSE, WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU I POO MYSELF!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
LCT,
I CAN'T!!! I lent my PSILY to some slag at work, you know, sharing the Gerard love, and she has yet to bring it back!!! Two weeks!!!
Poop.
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I like to flag down taxies by lifting my skirt and holding my ass like a baby bump. So I end up having to take the bus A LOT. -Lolo
Submitted by Clarisse on September 5, 2008 - 3:20pm.
xxyxz
Good question...but eye boogies GROSS me out!!!
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Oh God what do you do when you're talking to someone who has a huge white one? Ugh seriously I'm going to throw up. I could watch someone de-trow, take a dump on the sidewalk, have some of it get on my shoe and I wouldn't be nearly as disgusted as seeing an eye booger.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
the worst kind of eye boogers are doggie eyeboogers on a dog thats not yours.
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*unflicks eye booger*
That was uncalled for
Off Topic. I have a killer headache
Submitted by xxyxz on September 5, 2008 - 3:17pm.
ummm. How is it that y'all can talk about poo times
But a little old eye booger has you grossed out?!
*flicks eye booger at everyone*
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OH MY GOD YOU FLICKED IT *gag* can you even flick eye boogers? Ok I am trying so hard not to rally gag my eyes are watering. Even hearing eye booger makes me want to gag. Ugh, nevermind, too late. Gag achieved.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
hahah sandbitch, Brian is what I call my Brain. Im like "Brian! Brian, you dumbass, wake the fuck up! No, we can't get stoned we have to go to work!! BRIAN NO! WE ARE NOT GOING TO THE BAR AT 10AM!"
like that.
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Submitted by LoLo on September 5, 2008 - 3:13pm.
I dont know nothing bout birthing no black holes but wtf?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*tear*
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
_Submitted by missy on September 5, 2008 - 3:19pm.
You know my stoner ass was tripping out on the thought of a random black hole swallowing my little world up!
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 5, 2008 - 3:11pm.
LCT!!
How special do you feel that when people poo, they think of you!!!
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Actually it makes me feel very good! If they see a super disgusting shit and think of me then maybe not so much, but an impressive floaty coiler, shucks, I've got to be the luckiest girl there ever was.
How about a little PSILY tonight?
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
I am so in love with 'times' talk. I'd marry it if it weren't weird.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
@Missy
and said to my brian "WOW!! WERE ALIVE!!!"
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Who is Brian? You've never mentioned him before!
xxyxz
Good question...but eye boogies GROSS me out!!!
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I like to flag down taxies by lifting my skirt and holding my ass like a baby bump. So I end up having to take the bus A LOT. -Lolo
Submitted by Stoney on September 5, 2008 - 3:09pm.
I had the most glorious poo times the other day. Long and perfect, wrapped around the bowl and was a floater to boot! And I thought of you, carrot.
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You had a coiler? I am so fucking impressed I don't even know what to say. And a floaty coiler to boot. Damn, it's like someone just told me how to fuck myself plewasurably. Thank you Stoney.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
woa lolo, science is super cool!
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Submitted by christine the hoff on September 5, 2008 - 3:07pm.
LCT
sob. we are the proud parents of a nice corndog poo, he's healthy and smelly!
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Awwwwwww! I'm the proudest poo mama there ever was!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
ummm. How is it that y'all can talk about poo times
But a little old eye booger has you grossed out?!
*flicks eye booger at everyone*
pooooooo glorious pooooo
Any kizzy poo spottings? I guess not - I see that fat martha is still wearing the tard helmet.
now i have that song black hole sun stuck in my head
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Oh my god i was reading bull shit on line and read this shit.
I dont know nothing bout birthing no black holes but wtf?
http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1838947,00.html
I dont want to like be sucked into a black hole.
Black hole sounds like poo talk so yes im on topic and there is a picture of assface reid op there so neener!
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LCT!!
How special do you feel that when people poo, they think of you!!!
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I like to flag down taxies by lifting my skirt and holding my ass like a baby bump. So I end up having to take the bus A LOT. -Lolo
Tara: the 90's call...return their look
on garlic juice drinking times: it felt AMAZING.. like every pore in my body opened up at once and said to my brian "WOW!! WERE ALIVE!!!"
juice times = good times :)
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I had the most glorious poo times the other day. Long and perfect, wrapped around the bowl and was a floater to boot! And I thought of you, carrot.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
hahahaha, I dont belive the pickled beets have the same effect... you could try tho.
actually after the garlic juice, i drank a bunch of lemon parsley juice with some apple to make it palatable and NO GARLIC SMALL OR AFTERTASTE. I want that juice job back man. It made me feel soooo freakin good to be drinking that stuff all the time!
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LCT
sob. we are the proud parents of a nice corndog poo, he's healthy and smelly!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Missy!!!
You drank garlic juice???? Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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I like to flag down taxies by lifting my skirt and holding my ass like a baby bump. So I end up having to take the bus A LOT. -Lolo
"I juiced a whole head of garlic and drank that once. it was as good as drugs. well not quite, but it was a rush man!!!"
Okay, I am so intrigued by this! How did it make you feel??
If I'm addicted to anything, it's sparklers.
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All our lives we sweat and save. Building for a shallow grave. Must be something else we say. Somehow to defend this place.
Submitted by missy on September 5, 2008 - 3:02pm.
no effect on poo. the beet juice is the only one i recall having a poo color effect.
(i can not stop giggling as im typing this)
I juiced a whole head of garlic and drank that once. it was as good as drugs. well not quite, but it was a rush man!!!
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You drank garlic juice? Dang, I don't care what that would do to poo, but what the hell did it to do your breaf? Did you smell like you just ate a whole head of bok choy?
So canned beets don't work? I've had some weird craving for pickled beets ever since we started talking about beet poo. I'm sad it won't work.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Sayid has lovely hair!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Hahahahah Hoffalina and missy, your elephant poo talk is making me do some serious LOL's over here. I might poo!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 5, 2008 - 2:00pm.
Submitted by missy on September 5, 2008 - 2:49pm.
LCT, yuou dont have to eat too many... and yeah it can be reddish but it can be purplish... yeah man, beets!
oh but fresh ones only! not those canned weirdos.
or even beet juice! from your juicer man!
I used to be a juice bartender in FL. it was fun!
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Interesting... and what would an excess of carrot juice do?
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no effect on poo. the beet juice is the only one i recall having a poo color effect.
(i can not stop giggling as im typing this)
I juiced a whole head of garlic and drank that once. it was as good as drugs. well not quite, but it was a rush man!!!
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Submitted by oklahoma on September 5, 2008 - 2:26pm.I MUST find Deputy Trudge Wheel. I seen his Av, it is beautiful. Sayid from Lost on a Loreal hair dye box.. fucking priceless..
I'm glad you like it! I didn't make it but I guess I can take credit for finding it in a google search and choosing it for my avatar. Haha.
If I'm addicted to anything, it's sparklers.
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All our lives we sweat and save. Building for a shallow grave. Must be something else we say. Somehow to defend this place.
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 5, 2008 - 2:54pm.
LCT your poo baby was born this morning, you're going to have to step up the child support!
Charmin for everyone, preperation H too.
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Don't keep me in suspence! What is it? Is it a corn or a curl?
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!