Friday, September 5th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Tara Reid is looking ni-ni-nic....No, I can't do it. She still looks fug. There, that felt better - Egotastic!
Prince Hot Ginge out with his trick - Lainey Gossip
Xtina working the streets like a true tranny prostitute(site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Tila Tequila titty balls are almost bigger than her own head - Hollywood Tuna
Katy Perry is going to hell - Towleroad
Robert Downey Jr. beating down a barrel of sake - Just Jared
Goodbye, Astroland - Cityrag
Hayden Panatroll will be single soon - IDLYITW
Gwen Stefani is back to her old self - Popsugar
Ty Ty Banks is the top-earning woman on primetime TV. Why haven't I heard her shouting it from the rooftops yet? - Hollywood Rag
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 5, 2008 - 2:52pm.
LCT,
Barney poo's purple poo.
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And in the shape of little boys and girls.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by oklahoma on September 5, 2008 - 1:58pm.
Ok i can't play anymore, I must go back into the closet.. the straight closet, ok? no jokes!! hmph!!!
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no closet for you.. only new label printing times!!
*grabs your tit to make sure youre not in the closet*
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by missy on September 5, 2008 - 2:49pm.
LCT, yuou dont have to eat too many... and yeah it can be reddish but it can be purplish... yeah man, beets!
oh but fresh ones only! not those canned weirdos.
or even beet juice! from your juicer man!
I used to be a juice bartender in FL. it was fun!
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Interesting... and what would an excess of carrot juice do?
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
even with the massive elephant dong?
ok, im making myself kinda queasy now
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Elephants also have poos the size of volkswagons too.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Ok i can't play anymore, I must go back into the closet.. the straight closet, ok? no jokes!! hmph!!!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
okie, elephants are really getting out of control lately.. in morning wood there was an ele-y hooked on junk that went to rehab and now this?!?!
well, we know one thing for sure.. elephants have MASSIVE poo times.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
elephants have cocks the size of volkswagons, just saying.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 5, 2008 - 2:55pm.
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I haven't heard it yet - I'm waiting for the live performance! So excited :D
Thanks, and hopefully I can get this done early so I can finish a paper that was due at noon.
Bye!
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Submitted by missy on September 5, 2008 - 2:54pm.
ha! okie, surrsley?!?! were they putting tusks on elephant nono holes?
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I don't know what regular people use on the elephant no no's but I use my hand and or tongue for total pleasure.. Muahaaha, *gags a bit*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by QueenCharisma on September 5, 2008 - 7:47pm.
Thank God!
Well, I'm off to move. Have a good weekend, all!
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Have you heard the new single yet? or are you gonna wait till sunday??
Don't get too stressed moving!
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
Submitted by snowpiece on September 5, 2008 - 2:46pm.
LMAO LCT oh no, I don't really want you to try this!!!! I can't believe you have the ingredients on hand! ♥ step away from the freezer with your crazy ass!!! LMAO
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Well hey, I've got a freezer full of blueberries and a weekend with no plans, so bring on the experimental poo colours!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Clarisse.. I love your Avie too.. so becumming! *finishes typing love letter to you*
*lickes envelope, self*
Ok, look for this in th mail.
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
FatMartha, remember that humdinger of a poo I was telling you about after I had burritos? Well, it took awhile, but I saved it for you.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Tara Reid Lookin' good?????
She still looks like shit to me!
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
ha! okie, surrsley?!?! were they putting tusks on elephant nono holes?
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a message from the Church of the SubGenius
LCT your poo baby was born this morning, you're going to have to step up the child support!
Charmin for everyone, preperation H too.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on September 5, 2008 - 2:42pm.
Green poo times are far easier to construct than the mythical purple. Not for the novice poo time-er. Camo poo is my personal fav. but it requires Phelps-like dietary discipline.
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Oooo! Costumed poo! I'm intrigued!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Oh I watched Tropic Thunder w/ RDJr. and I lost interest, QUICKLY! I moved on to elephant porn, where I did not lose interest, at all! *shakes head* I recoommend this!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by oklahoma on September 5, 2008 - 2:45pm.
I get green poo when I drink Purple koolaid sometimes, Like if I drink lots of it! But never purple poo..
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Is that because you drink so much it gives you direar?
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
LCT,
Barney poo's purple poo.
Okie,
You never call, you never write, what's up with that???
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I like to flag down taxies by lifting my skirt and holding my ass like a baby bump. So I end up having to take the bus A LOT. -Lolo
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 5, 2008 - 2:45pm.
Oh, my poo is way better than what I imagine haggis would taste like so let's poo!
Friday I'm in poo!
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Let's do the poo! The monster poo!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by snowpiece on September 5, 2008 - 2:49pm.
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LOL!!! Poor Sienna :(
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
A Master's degree in Poo Engineering!
Queen C: don't leave before I tell you, this morning on the bus that caption contest pic and "Sienna Miller was here" popped into my head and I sterted giggling like a damn loon!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
LCT, yuou dont have to eat too many... and yeah it can be reddish but it can be purplish... yeah man, beets!
oh but fresh ones only! not those canned weirdos.
or even beet juice! from your juicer man!
I used to be a juice bartender in FL. it was fun!
_____________________________________________
Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
FatMartha, I love your AVIE! I love your boobies! Now drop those grannie panties and lets see what your working with..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Hola Stoney, you flexible darlin'
Marfy: go do your homework, when it's completed and I have checked it you may come and play with the big children.
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
okie, right on.. i cancelled the first label so make sure you print out the new one :)
and..
I LOVE YOU!
and on topic: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 5, 2008 - 2:41pm.
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Thank God!
Well, I'm off to move. Have a good weekend, all!
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Tara's got great grandma arms...when did she turn 85?
LMAO LCT oh no, I don't really want you to try this!!!! I can't believe you have the ingredients on hand! ♥ step away from the freezer with your crazy ass!!! LMAO
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
"Good mornin'! Thank you all for coming to the show today! As the highest earning woman in primetime, it is my honor to welcome you to the show, hosted by me, the highest earning woman in primetime! Today will be all about me and the struggles and hard work it took to get me to where I am today, the highest earning woman in primetime! So sit back and relax girlfriends, we're gonna have some fun! Wooo-hoo!"
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP. Okay going away now for real. xoxo
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http://thechaistory.blogspot.com/
I get green poo when I drink Purple koolaid sometimes, Like if I drink lots of it! But never purple poo..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 5, 2008 - 1:43pm.
Oh, my poo is way better than what I imagine haggis would taste like so let's poo!
Friday I'm in poo!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by snowpiece on September 5, 2008 - 2:42pm.
LCT: in order to achieve purple poo I advise you to eat a lot of blueberries all at once.......purply poo times all around!
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How much is a lot? Blueberries I can do. I have a lot of blueberries in my freezer.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Snowy- It's just so GD catchy!
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 5, 2008 - 2:41pm.
I hope you are right, because the Friday look isn't doing it. BTW, the song you posted earlier was pretty good and I am not normally a fan. My only complaint is that I don't typically like any song where the artist sings about herself/himself.
HI I LOVE YOU ALL! Felt the need to say that.
Okay I'm going to CVS now. I'LL BE BACK LATER.
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FOUR PAWS, INC. KILLS ANIMALS. BOYCOTT THEIR PRODUCTS.
http://thechaistory.blogspot.com/
Submitted by missy on September 5, 2008 - 2:41pm.
LCT: one word: BEETS!!
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Seriously? I feel I may have to engage in an experiment now. how many beets do you have to eat? I figured they just would have make it look like your poo cut your butt up and made your poop red.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Missy, I'm on phone w/ boss now. I will get that sent out in a few. he said envelope is there. I can't get into company email from home.
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
oh no M.E. just no to that damn song!!!!! ;P Tbag's gonna git you for that one, my pretty!****************************1/20/09
"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 5, 2008 - 2:41pm.
poopoo on a friday poopoo
wait, I can't poo, Im sitting on carrotops avvie's face! opps, no poo!
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Maybe he's into that sort of thing? I mean, he's Scottish, so he eats haggis, which is essentially poo anyway, so maybe it still can be poo poo on a friday?
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Green poo times are far easier to construct than the mythical purple. Not for the novice poo time-er. Camo poo is my personal fav. but it requires Phelps-like dietary discipline.
LCT: in order to achieve purple poo I advise you to eat a lot of blueberries all at once.......purply poo times all around!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 5, 2008 - 1:40pm.
Is it possible to have purple poo?
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LCT: one word: BEETS!!
haha!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Christina said her image, her look is gonna change SUNDAY!!
She just Keeps Getting Better!
She's gonna KILL IT on Sunday!
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
Katy Perry, she's the one that sings that "I kissed a girl song?"
I like that song. Makes me giggle.