Friday, September 5th 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

Tara Reid is looking ni-ni-nic....No, I can't do it. She still looks fug. There, that felt better - Egotastic!

Prince Hot Ginge out with his trick - Lainey Gossip

Xtina working the streets like a true tranny prostitute(site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Tila Tequila titty balls are almost bigger than her own head - Hollywood Tuna

Katy Perry is going to hell - Towleroad

Robert Downey Jr. beating down a barrel of sake - Just Jared

Goodbye, Astroland - Cityrag

Hayden Panatroll will be single soon - IDLYITW

Gwen Stefani is back to her old self - Popsugar

Ty Ty Banks is the top-earning woman on primetime TV. Why haven't I heard her shouting it from the rooftops yet? - Hollywood Rag

Posted by: Michael K


christine the hoff's picture

poopoo on a friday poopoo
wait, I can't poo, Im sitting on carrotops avvie's face! opps, no poo!

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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"

snowpiece's picture

i can't get on any of these sites anymore okie, thank gawd dlisted is not blocked (knock knock)****************************1/20/09
"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Submitted by oklahoma on September 5, 2008 - 2:35pm.

LCT *swords you on the shoulder* I vow thee the poo thread maker. And it shall be said, that this is the ONE!
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Did you sword me with your peener? You did, didn't you? That gave me a girl boner.

Is it possible to have purple poo?

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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!

M.E.'s picture

Xtina - we get it you have big boobs. Lay off the fake n bake K?

yiooooooo's picture

Tara looks good , this is a improvement

Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus

missy's picture

OKLAHOMA!!! when are you gonna swing by your office??

*nervously pacing*

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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

oklahoma's picture

LCT *swords you on the shoulder* I vow thee the poo thread maker. And it shall be said, that this is the ONE!

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

Green Is Good's picture

Goodbye, Astroland - Cityrag.

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Sad.

Those last pics are beautiful, though.

oklahoma's picture

Got-dayam, no wonder that Drunkenstepfather website is restricted at my workplace.. tooo many booobs, My compooter goes all cockeyed on me!!

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

missy's picture

I have to wait all the way until 10/27?!?!?!

but mah pusseh is hongreh!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Do we have a designated poo thread yet today?

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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!

Oxygen's picture

Titty Balls....hahahahhaha
Titty Balls....hahahahhaha
Titty Balls....hahahahhaha
Titty Balls....hahahahhaha

I'm so juvenile

Titty Balls....hahahahhaha

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Gonnaburn...'s picture

Missy- on 10/27, I'll order you some funch to celebrate!

oklahoma's picture

@LoLo

Mmm, Easy bake celebrity oven *puts baby maker up for sale on Ebay*

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

dramaqueen365247's picture

How old is Tara? Damn, even cleaned up, she looks used.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

Salem13's picture

Gwen looks beautiful!

This is the best Tara Reid has looked in YEARS.

Christina is a pretty girl I don't know why she dresses that way.

snowpiece's picture

okie: yes, her avie makes me queef!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "

LoLo's picture

I think that Milo Ventifrappachinolina gets a little too "handsy" with that poor young garden gnome Hayyoung Pantyrolls.

He was to have hit his last GF.

I find in my travels that any dude who wants to get to fast and furious in the label making portion of a relationship as in moving in, chnaging names, having a time share in boca.... well i think its a dainty little red flag that you should slow your pantyroll and figure out why the HAIL a man 12 years your senior wants to turn your little pint sized uterus into an easy bake celebrity oven.

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oklahoma's picture

Tila's fake eyelashes are almost as big as her fake tit-tays..

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Gwen looks PHAT.. I love her

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

M.E.'s picture

YES! Thank you Gwen for actually LOOKING like a woman who had a baby a few weeks ago instead of already being back into your side 2 jeans!

Avon Lady's picture

Xtina needs to give it a rest! We KNOW who you are girlfriend...you made a LOT of $$$ from looking like a tramp, but enough is enough!
At the very least I would have chosen different shoes; maybe an open toe-sling back with just a hint of a platform. She is starting to remind me of POSH every time I see her.

TITS's picture

Tata's mesh earrings ruin the effect. That and the copious amounts of mascara. Too bad as shesthisclose to not looking like a whore.

Hair looks good. Too bad it's not hers.

oklahoma's picture

I MUST find Deputy Trudge Wheel. I seen his Av, it is beautiful. Sayid from Lost on a Loreal hair dye box.. fucking priceless..

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vagina arm pits

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!