Christian The Lion Is Coming To The Big Screen
"Christian the Lion," the YouTube video that made many cold-hard bitches melt into a puddle of tears at their desks, is coming to a movie theater near you! The video tells the story of two groovy gays who bought a lion from Harrod's in London in 1969. The gays raised Christian, but he became too big, so they had no choice but to release him into the wild. A year later, they reunite with him in Africa. They all hug and kiss while Whitney Houston belts in the background. Personally, I was waiting for Christian to eat one of their asses.
Sony Pictures is currently in negotations to buy the rights to the dudes' 1972 book "A Lion Called Christian." Sharon Stone's cougar vagina is an obvious choice to play young Christian. Jocelyn Wildenstein can play older Christian. Tom Hanks and Peter Scolari can reunite to play the groovy gays.
Now if Sony can just buy the rights to Spaghetti Cat's life story, they'll have two animal hit movies on their hands.
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HAHAHAHA! I thought the same exact thing about Christian running towards them to eat them! It would have been hilarious, and I would see that movie too.
Since some of yous are on the topic of dogs:
My Grandma's dog used to howl when I played their piano.
My dog hugs me when I get home. He's such a sweetie. He is 75lbs of golden goodness.
But...if it has fur and feet, i love it.
You must be a huge Colin Farrel fan.
I sent this to MK a few weeks ago, I am SO glad he is finally posting about it. It made my cold black heart melt!
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Dick happens! - MK
What a heartwarming stroy!!
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
That melted my cold, blackened heart. AND I remembered that before crack became the focus that that Whitney Houston person could sing.
I didn't realize they were gay when I watched that the first time. I guess I'm naive that way. What is it with Gays and big cats? That is like an oxymoron. gays don't like pussy!
Oh my god. I was like "how is this making people cry?" And then I saw the lion run up and hug them and I started bawling. OHHHHHH CHRISTIAN I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
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FOUR PAWS, INC. KILLS ANIMALS. BOYCOTT THEIR PRODUCTS.
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Thanks carrot, but I already used my shirt. What?! It's green!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
-ohmy-
You are no more lame than the rest of us weepy bitchs!
LCT,
Collies are flighty! Like cocktail waitresses of the dog world. But...if it has fur and feet, i love it.
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I like to flag down taxies by lifting my skirt and holding my ass like a baby bump. So I end up having to take the bus A LOT. -Lolo
Submitted by snowpiece on September 5, 2008 - 3:55pm.
Don't think I didn't catch the wording in that statement:)
I can't get "and Iiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeiiiiiieeeiiii, will always....love you..iiiiiiiiiieeeeeeiiiiii"
out of my head. I HATE THAT SONG. sad story bad song....i'm feeling bi-polar....i need something to crush that feeling
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I'm with OhMy, Christian for HOT SLUT!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
They weren't gay. They had girlfriends.
And Palin wants to shoot Christian. Sorry. Little political there, but I love animals.
Submitted by Stoney on September 5, 2008 - 3:19pm.
WAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!
*chokes*
*wipes snot*
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Here, you can share my Kleenex.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Christian For HS of the MONTH!!!
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 5, 2008 - 11:18am.
M.E. don't feel bad, I'm melting over here, my cold black heart is crying!
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Yes, my eyes are totally puffy and my nose is running.
DAMN YOU SIMBA!
OMGGGGGG that was awesome. I am so lame I got all misty eyed!! HAHA Animals totally remember people!!
Amazing that he is wild enough to head his own pride. Yet, still tame enough to not maul his previous care takers.
Damn. That is lovely.
That video literally makes every hole I have weep.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by Clarisse on September 5, 2008 - 3:46pm.
Lolo!!
We use to have a collie that would bark at you if you laughed at him.
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HAHAHAHA! My old boss has a collie who, if you say 'Steve' or 'Who let the dogs out' she goes into a tizzy of barking like a crazy person.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
AWWWWWWWW! So cute. Just like the story of these two Swedish campers who decided to set up their tent in some wildlife reserve in Africa. Needless to day, the lions didn't have to hunt very far that night.
Lolo!!
We use to have a collie that would bark at you if you laughed at him.
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I like to flag down taxies by lifting my skirt and holding my ass like a baby bump. So I end up having to take the bus A LOT. -Lolo
LOL Drama! fanks! sob!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
_Submitted by PlayaSlaya on September 5, 2008 - 3:32pm.
I wonder how different would the reunion have been if they waited 5 years. It could have resembled a scene from CSI.
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Actually this damn lion had me doing all sorts of research for weeks a few years back. (A topic I know something about, I think) I believe that they went back 4 years later to see the lion again, but the lion never came. Some people including the individual who introduced him to the wild, said (he was killed by poachers -- the man) when he was alive that the lion could have been killed by poachers.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Here's the original version if no one has posted it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaYjJjfHyo8
There, there, Snowy Girl. It will be all right. *stroking Snow's hair & giving her taco flavored kisses*
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
I had this big dog named Brutus who had a big giant noggin. He looked like a lion. He was the biggest baby in the whole world. He would get his feelings hurt if you talked down to him in a certain tone. I mean really get depressed.
I loved him so much.
RIP Brutus.
SHUT UP I CAN HAVE EMOTIONS TOO BITCHES!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I loved this video.........and I have for a while. I won't watch it again, because like most here it drives me to crying hysterics. Animals do know and remember kindness. People should not be shooting them from helicopters, or poaching them for their skin. Anyhow, there is already a documentary on this --no need for Hollywood to screw it up (which you know they will).
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
DRAMA! HOLD ME!! LOL
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Ahh thanks Imokwithguyliner, I just read the wiki page and answered my own question.
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"Ooo, those goody-goody Smurfs make me sick!"
I've seen this video multiple times and it STILL brings on the tears. Reminds me of my doggy after he hasn't seen me for a few days.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Thanks Clarisse. Apparently I'm a 'tard!
I love this so much.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
I just showed this video to my teenager and I have tears running down my face...not cool, but he smiled and patted my shoulder, so I guess I am back to being cool.
Teary!
Submitted by missy on September 5, 2008 - 3:20pm.
oh yeah, Ive watched it. Total tear jerker. Very touching, really.
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yes, its beautiful crying!!!
Thanks drama!
*kisses your ass*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adYbFQFXG0U&eurl=http://www.dlisted.com/n...
oh!
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I like to flag down taxies by lifting my skirt and holding my ass like a baby bump. So I end up having to take the bus A LOT. -Lolo
I wonder how different would the reunion have been if they waited 5 years. It could have resembled a scene from CSI.
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"Ooo, those goody-goody Smurfs make me sick!"
Submitted by MISSterious on September 5, 2008 - 3:29pm.
Harrod's sold LIONS???????!
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apparently. back in the day - 1969. here's the wiki confirmation
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_the_lion
check out how wiki has locked the page from editing disputes. ROFL
Stoney:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adYbFQFXG0U
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
I know clarrisse, I feel like crying and I haven't even warched it yet....
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
link, you whores, link!!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Great...now I'm gonna have to beg my next door cubical neighbor for some damned Vaseline and Visine because I look like a damned crying racoon.
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MK you cunt you made me fucking cry like a baby you sexy retarded loveable son of a bitching bastard!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
omigosh. i haven't been here in so long. the mike phelps story! ack! WAS my hero. no mo!
DID YOU GUYS SEE THE STORY ABOUT THE BOBCAT SQUATTERS (sic) at a foreclosed house in LA (Lake Elsinore)?
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/laland/2008/09/bobcats-on-a-ba.html
Harrod's sold LIONS???????!
* * * * I HEART CAVEMEN * * * *
Will someone post the YouTube link to this exact video so I can forward it? That msn link blows.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
This is why animal cruelty is so fucked. They understand and sense more than we realize.